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Who the fuck went to see fucking SHAZAM?!

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average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  04/07/19
trying to figure out why this was made. seems like netflix q...
Com Truise
  04/07/19
I did. A couple of parts were funny as hell. Was definitely ...
cowgod
  04/07/19
Yeah but the rest of us have to get up and go to the theater...
donny (retired)
  04/08/19
I paid but I can file an expense report ex post facto.
cowgod
  04/08/19
Saw this over the weekend. Given the storyline, I think it w...
Get Thee To The Rapery
  04/08/19
are you very pearl-clutching when it comes to "exposing...
put some respek on my name
  04/08/19
It depends on the movie. We had them watch movies like the S...
Get Thee To The Rapery
  04/08/19
idk your feelings on capeshit movies in general, obvs you to...
put some respek on my name
  04/08/19
Do you have kids?
Get Thee To The Rapery
  04/08/19
nope, i figure i'd have some coherent childrearing principle...
put some respek on my name
  04/08/19
You can have a sense of how you want to parent, but most of ...
Get Thee To The Rapery
  04/08/19
lolwut that was in a superhero comic movie? capeshit is real...
put some respek on my name
  04/08/19
Agree with this, it felt pretty dark, would probably be pret...
cowgod
  04/08/19
disagree. Libs want kids exposed to all sorts of degeneracy....
Guy Debord
  04/08/19
cussing for cussing's sake is degen. cussin appropriately, ...
put some respek on my name
  04/08/19
If I take my kid to a movie, I want to know whether the movi...
Guy Debord
  04/08/19
Swearing is a prole tell
.,,..,,,,,..,.,.,.,,
  04/08/19
Shazam is getting great word of mouth, they think it could d...
Krampusnacht
  04/08/19
Shazam! ZOOMED to a $57 million weekend box office. Eat shi...
animeboi
  04/08/19
I liked him in Chuck, underrated show.
ptbarnum
  04/08/19
Loved that show but hated the ending
Get Thee To The Rapery
  04/08/19
Good show imo, I can't remember if I even stuck around for t...
cowgod
  04/08/19
Apparently everyone who saw it liked it and was pleasantly s...
Jim Damiano
  04/08/19
"Risten, I no rike a supahero movie but-" *action ...
faggy retard (retired)
  04/08/19
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Windsor Canadian
  04/08/19
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.........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.
  04/09/19
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the obsolete man
  04/08/19
gay guys who think he's hot?
'"''"'""""
  04/08/19
He's the same guy as me, Jewy-seeming guy but the south.
cowgod
  04/08/19
i admit it, i fell for the "Shazam" vs "Kazaa...
this makes my penis become the Big Penis
  04/08/19
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the obsolete man
  04/08/19
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Com Truise
  04/09/19
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this makes my penis become the Big Penis
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bowlcut autist
  04/14/19
Reviews are good but it seems like a kid/teen movie. Should ...
buy bitcoin
  04/14/19
#1 movie at the box office for 2 weeks straight, beat out an...
Krampusnacht
  04/14/19
lol, why did they remake a movie that only made $60 million ...
animeboi
  04/15/19
lol at rebooting hellboy
Com Truise
  04/15/19
gay guys who can't afford premium Grindr have been flocking ...
venkatesh pumo
  04/15/19


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Date: April 7th, 2019 6:33 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38054424)



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Date: April 7th, 2019 6:35 PM
Author: Com Truise

trying to figure out why this was made. seems like netflix quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38054435)



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Date: April 7th, 2019 8:09 PM
Author: cowgod (http://www.cliquetheory.com)

I did. A couple of parts were funny as hell. Was definitely incredibly long with previews included. Villain was very xo - despised by his family, seemed Jewish but ostensibly wasn't, and was convincing enough imo. Felt lowish budget by the standards of the Genre.

Take this with a grain of salt though because I am comparing this to the ruination of Marvel and its never-ending cavalcade of banality.

Btw, I curate Films for a living.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38054953)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 12:37 PM
Author: donny (retired) (donny)

Yeah but the rest of us have to get up and go to the theater and pay for a movie ticket. We can’t just waltz on over after our shift ends for a free movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057613)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 8:10 PM
Author: cowgod (http://www.cliquetheory.com)

I paid but I can file an expense report ex post facto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38059525)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 12:34 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

Saw this over the weekend. Given the storyline, I think it would've been better targeted towards kids/families. When it hit its mark, it was really funny. But it dragged a bit at other times and some of the flying CGI was pretty terrible (but maybe this was more intentional for the scenes where he's figuring out how to do it). It was a shame they made it PG-13 b/c if they'd just toned down the demons a little and watched the language it would've been a really enjoyable family movie. I don't think fanboys will be enough to make this one a success but we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057594)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: put some respek on my name (🐅)

are you very pearl-clutching when it comes to "exposing" kids to CUSS WORDS

if so that is actually shitlib and un-conservahero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057604)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 12:51 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

It depends on the movie. We had them watch movies like the Sandlot, which have a few peppered in here and there. I'll avoid it where I can. I mean chances are if the movie has fuck in it then it's not really meant for kids anyway. But there's a scene at the beginning of Shazam (spoilers)

where this kid gets teleported to a magical cave, then comes back to the car his dad is driving. He freaks out and tries to get out of the car, and his dad spins out and almost crashes. The dad (he and the brother were already treating him crappy) says "you almost got us killed you little shit!!" Right after that they get plowed into by a truck and the dad gets thrown from the car. They show the dad laying on the ground and bloody (he survives). So for me it was just the combination of everything. The language was directed AT the kid, and then the graphic nature of the accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057686)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 12:54 PM
Author: put some respek on my name (🐅)

idk your feelings on capeshit movies in general, obvs you took the kids to see one. but hiding the bloody reality/tragic nature of life from kids only makes them delicate hothouse flowers all the more susceptible to shitlibbery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057705)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 12:55 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

Do you have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057711)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author: put some respek on my name (🐅)

nope, i figure i'd have some coherent childrearing principles before i spawn though. is that unadvisable? too many contingent issues?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057726)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

You can have a sense of how you want to parent, but most of it will change once you actually have kids. My kids are all still in single digits. I actually still considered having my oldest see the movie after seeing the car wreck scene.

(More spoilers)

It was the boardroom scene where the 7 deadly sins, depicted as grotesque demons, started throwing people at windows and devouring them while they screamed in terror that sealed it as not appropriate until my kids are a little older.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057747)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: put some respek on my name (🐅)

lolwut that was in a superhero comic movie? capeshit is really demented nowadays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057757)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 8:12 PM
Author: cowgod (http://www.cliquetheory.com)

Agree with this, it felt pretty dark, would probably be pretty startling for some kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38059530)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 12:54 PM
Author: Guy Debord

disagree. Libs want kids exposed to all sorts of degeneracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057703)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 12:56 PM
Author: put some respek on my name (🐅)

cussing for cussing's sake is degen.

cussin appropriately, like when you hit your thumb with a hammer, is realist, i.e., conservahero.

pearl clutching church lady thou shalt not cuss or see an honest portrayal of a killing or sex ever on screen is shitlib head in the sand BS at its core.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057718)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: Guy Debord

If I take my kid to a movie, I want to know whether the movie has killing or sex in it. That is the point of having ratings. If you want your 8 year old to see an R rated movie, go ahead. I am not saying you can't. But it isn't "BS to the core" to limit your kid's intake of pop culture. Any conservative knows this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057795)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: .,,..,,,,,..,.,.,.,,

Swearing is a prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057764)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

Shazam is getting great word of mouth, they think it could do as well as the first Ant-Man movie

https://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=4501&p=.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057622)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 12:55 PM
Author: animeboi

Shazam! ZOOMED to a $57 million weekend box office. Eat shit, marvelcucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057709)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 12:59 PM
Author: ptbarnum

I liked him in Chuck, underrated show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057740)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

Loved that show but hated the ending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057749)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: cowgod (http://www.cliquetheory.com)

Good show imo, I can't remember if I even stuck around for the ending. 4th season was bad iirc, 5th season was ahhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38059536)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: Jim Damiano (earl)

Apparently everyone who saw it liked it and was pleasantly surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057746)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: faggy retard (retired) (uspo)

"Risten, I no rike a supahero movie but-" *action figures tumble out of briefcase*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057761)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 2:05 PM
Author: Windsor Canadian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057991)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38062831)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: the obsolete man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057766)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: '"''"'""""


gay guys who think he's hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38057803)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 8:15 PM
Author: cowgod (http://www.cliquetheory.com)

He's the same guy as me, Jewy-seeming guy but the south.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38059544)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: this makes my penis become the Big Penis

i admit it, i fell for the "Shazam" vs "Kazaam" mix-up and was wondering why this shitty movie from 23 years ago was worthy of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38059573)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 8:46 PM
Author: the obsolete man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38059745)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: Com Truise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38062828)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 9:38 PM
Author: this makes my penis become the Big Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38065016)



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Date: April 14th, 2019 9:33 PM
Author: bowlcut autist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38088973)



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Date: April 14th, 2019 4:06 PM
Author: buy bitcoin

Reviews are good but it seems like a kid/teen movie. Should I go see it today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38087545)



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Date: April 14th, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

#1 movie at the box office for 2 weeks straight, beat out another obscure comic book movie (Hellboy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38088954)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 1:56 AM
Author: animeboi

lol, why did they remake a movie that only made $60 million fifteen years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38089855)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 2:02 AM
Author: Com Truise (1997)

lol at rebooting hellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38089869)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 1:57 AM
Author: venkatesh pumo

gay guys who can't afford premium Grindr have been flocking to it to see Zachary Levi's muscles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4236991&forum_id=2#38089857)