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biglawers: what would happen if u asked ur partner for a 1-3 month sabbatical

just tell them look bro/chick i'm at my wit's end. can't kee...
Self-absorbed Canary Stage
  04/20/19
should go over well. no possible blow back.
Demanding Hideous New Version Point
  04/20/19
theyll prob grant it but youll be counselled out of the firm...
Hyperventilating Toaster
  04/20/19
shouldn't that give enough time to cop in-house?
Self-absorbed Canary Stage
  04/20/19
LOL
Hyperventilating Toaster
  04/20/19
...
Impertinent circlehead philosopher-king
  04/20/19
...
Green swollen voyeur
  04/20/19
is that what pro bono is?
Magenta locale
  04/20/19
...
Aqua Cerebral Queen Of The Night Alpha
  04/20/19
I know a few now-partners who did this thing is they did ...
sienna garrison black woman
  04/20/19
I think the words you're looking for are: "I'm pregnant...
Flushed stain
  04/20/19
See my most immediately below.
Self-absorbed Canary Stage
  04/20/19
it is inhumane that lawcorps do not afford associates who ha...
Self-absorbed Canary Stage
  04/20/19
you can get your sabbatical by lateralling
Hyperventilating Toaster
  04/20/19
Thanks. But, I like everyone I work with. And I like t...
Self-absorbed Canary Stage
  04/20/19
yeah thats biglaw. if you like your job you can keep it but ...
Hyperventilating Toaster
  04/20/19
go on about such "extreme circumstances"
Self-absorbed Canary Stage
  04/20/19
Like if you're somehow responsible for originating a million...
Hyperventilating Toaster
  04/20/19
biglaw is worse when its slow than when it's busy
sienna garrison black woman
  04/20/19
How long of a sabbatical can you take when laterallig
fragrant orchestra pit
  04/20/19
Couple months if you time it right
Hyperventilating Toaster
  04/20/19
1) Fake a pregnant girl friend 2) profit
Apoplectic Cordovan Chapel Son Of Senegal
  04/20/19
You get unlimited vacation in big law. Just tell them in 3 m...
Comical deranged state quadroon
  04/20/19
I'm on paternity leave. Didn't have to produce a single docu...
aphrodisiac fuchsia theater stage
  04/20/19
...
Hot Buff Persian
  04/20/19
app idea - tinder for 7-9 mo preggo chicks to match with dep...
Hyperventilating Toaster
  04/20/19
...
Self-absorbed Canary Stage
  04/20/19
...
Razzmatazz range
  04/20/19
Rehab
hairraiser maniacal dragon
  04/20/19
...
Self-absorbed Canary Stage
  01/02/22
You can do 1 month just wait for whatever deal you are on to...
electric domesticated deer antler candlestick maker
  04/20/19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLPi6vgJpG0
Aqua Cerebral Queen Of The Night Alpha
  04/20/19
If it's for mental health they legally can't fire you. You ...
Bearded Unholy Masturbator
  04/20/19
How often do associates do this?
fragrant orchestra pit
  04/20/19
In hindsight, pretty often. I remember a few people who jus...
Bearded Unholy Masturbator
  04/20/19
Law sounds great.
Ruby skinny woman
  04/20/19
...
Self-absorbed Canary Stage
  04/20/19
...
Bearded Unholy Masturbator
  04/20/19
It's 60% paid in CA my brother
passionate keepsake machete
  04/20/19
getting the month of August off and 2 weeks around Christmas...
sadistic hyperactive dog poop background story
  04/20/19
month of august?
motley location
  04/20/19
You don’t do this? Maybe it’s a nyc corporate th...
sadistic hyperactive dog poop background story
  04/20/19
Weirdflame
fragrant orchestra pit
  04/20/19
I’m a 3L. I have heard it’s NOT OKAY to take any...
motley location
  04/20/19
False
sadistic hyperactive dog poop background story
  04/20/19
Once upon a time a bunch of firms did have a sabbatical poli...
Heady Shivering Mediation
  04/20/19
He would be very accommodating and then forget a couple days...
thirsty odious house death wish
  04/20/19
Bingo.
Autistic Parlor
  04/20/19
just say you're gay and you need some time to mend family re...
Violent market
  04/20/19
just get cancer and take 3 months off for treatment
adventurous walnut senate round eye
  04/20/19
Describe the ways in which your life isn’t on track. ...
peach striped hyena turdskin
  04/20/19
I wasn't born upper middle class or into the leisure class.
Self-absorbed Canary Stage
  04/20/19
Tell them you want to follow Dave Matthews Band for the summ...
Red tripping brunch
  04/20/19
rehab
arrogant blathering double fault rehab
  04/20/19


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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:12 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Canary Stage

just tell them look bro/chick i'm at my wit's end. can't keep this up without destroying my health and the Firm's client relationships.

thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114270)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:13 AM
Author: Demanding Hideous New Version Point

should go over well. no possible blow back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114272)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:14 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Toaster

theyll prob grant it but youll be counselled out of the firm within a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114281)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:15 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Canary Stage

shouldn't that give enough time to cop in-house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114287)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:16 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Toaster

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114289)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Impertinent circlehead philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114601)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 11:26 AM
Author: Green swollen voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115045)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:16 AM
Author: Magenta locale

is that what pro bono is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114290)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:38 AM
Author: Aqua Cerebral Queen Of The Night Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114543)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:16 AM
Author: sienna garrison black woman

I know a few now-partners who did this

thing is they did it 20+ years ago. would not go over well today at all, when they're looking for any excuse to <><NO BREAKFAST><> each and every associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114291)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:18 AM
Author: Flushed stain

I think the words you're looking for are: "I'm pregnant."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114293)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:22 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Canary Stage

See my most immediately below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114302)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Canary Stage

it is inhumane that lawcorps do not afford associates who have grinded it out 4-5 years at least one month sabbatical to get his/her life back on track.

this type of relief should be afforded to all hard-working single/unmarried men who do not have children.

Left and right, associates of all levels take maternity and paternity leave (providing the associate chill/downtime/recovery benefits).

howover, over my dead body will I reproduce soley for some time off.

Please advise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114300)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:22 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Toaster

you can get your sabbatical by lateralling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114305)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:24 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Canary Stage

Thanks.

But, I like everyone I work with. And I like the nature of the work.

The problem is: it is an never-ending pile of work, including never-ending deadlines, constant on-site meetings, never-ending court-appearances, never ending briefing, and never-ending law firm functions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114310)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:25 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Toaster

yeah thats biglaw. if you like your job you can keep it but you arent getting a sabbatical as a midlevel associate barring some extreme circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114314)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:26 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Canary Stage

go on about such "extreme circumstances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114315)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:31 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Toaster

Like if you're somehow responsible for originating a million plus in billable or are related to a key firm client and have leverage they could play ball. Otherwise, if your kid has a rare disease and is going to die in a few months they might work with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114332)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:27 AM
Author: sienna garrison black woman

biglaw is worse when its slow than when it's busy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114320)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 3:16 AM
Author: fragrant orchestra pit

How long of a sabbatical can you take when laterallig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114463)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:09 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Toaster

Couple months if you time it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114524)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:27 AM
Author: Apoplectic Cordovan Chapel Son Of Senegal

1) Fake a pregnant girl friend

2) profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114319)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:33 AM
Author: Comical deranged state quadroon

You get unlimited vacation in big law. Just tell them in 3 months you are going to leave for a month. No one will give a shit if you are valued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114335)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fuchsia theater stage

I'm on paternity leave. Didn't have to produce a single document that we had a kid. I'm 3 weeks in and it's been great foe my health.

Point is that you can prbly just go on leave saying ur GF had a kid, adopt a kid at the start of leave and then return after a few day, or start to date a woman about to give birth (obviously don't sign anything saying that you are the father).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114689)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 9:00 AM
Author: Hot Buff Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114693)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 9:01 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Toaster

app idea - tinder for 7-9 mo preggo chicks to match with depressed biglawyers who need a break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114695)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Canary Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115391)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 12:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115415)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: hairraiser maniacal dragon

Rehab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115692)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Canary Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#43715472)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:49 AM
Author: electric domesticated deer antler candlestick maker

You can do 1 month just wait for whatever deal you are on to end or case to settle and peace out. 3 months you will need to have a kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114362)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 5:45 AM
Author: Aqua Cerebral Queen Of The Night Alpha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLPi6vgJpG0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114548)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:13 AM
Author: Bearded Unholy Masturbator

If it's for mental health they legally can't fire you. You will get 90 days (unpaid).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114585)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:14 AM
Author: fragrant orchestra pit

How often do associates do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114588)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:23 AM
Author: Bearded Unholy Masturbator

In hindsight, pretty often. I remember a few people who just weren't around for a while. It's usually one of: mental breakdown, suicide attempt, or addiction treatment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114593)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:28 AM
Author: Ruby skinny woman

Law sounds great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114599)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Canary Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115441)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Bearded Unholy Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115670)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 11:24 AM
Author: passionate keepsake machete

It's 60% paid in CA my brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115040)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 9:01 AM
Author: sadistic hyperactive dog poop background story

getting the month of August off and 2 weeks around Christmas and New Years isn’t enough for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114697)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: motley location

month of august?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115069)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: sadistic hyperactive dog poop background story

You don’t do this? Maybe it’s a nyc corporate thing but everyone is off in August cuz the clients are off. Bankers aren’t working. Pe guys aren’t working. No marketing for deals going on for at least the last 2 weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115153)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 12:02 PM
Author: fragrant orchestra pit

Weirdflame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115178)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: motley location

I’m a 3L. I have heard it’s NOT OKAY to take any vacation in the first year of BIgLAW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115363)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 8:39 PM
Author: sadistic hyperactive dog poop background story

False

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38117012)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 9:37 AM
Author: Heady Shivering Mediation

Once upon a time a bunch of firms did have a sabbatical policy. After six years you could take a year sabbatical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38114757)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 11:26 AM
Author: thirsty odious house death wish

He would be very accommodating and then forget a couple days later and just keep sending me work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115048)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: Autistic Parlor

Bingo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38116753)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 11:53 AM
Author: Violent market

just say you're gay and you need some time to mend family relationships that have been destroyed by this very recent realization

when you return, say you had toxoplasmosis that made you say stupid things and you don't think you're gay anymore but who knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115155)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: adventurous walnut senate round eye

just get cancer and take 3 months off for treatment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115680)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 2:06 PM
Author: peach striped hyena turdskin

Describe the ways in which your life isn’t on track.

At least you get biglaw money. Imagine shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38115685)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Canary Stage

I wasn't born upper middle class or into the leisure class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38116602)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:02 PM
Author: Red tripping brunch

Tell them you want to follow Dave Matthews Band for the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38116667)



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Date: April 20th, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: arrogant blathering double fault rehab

rehab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4245299&forum_id=2#38116733)