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she'll collect a lot of money, im sure.
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maybe he's rich and she wants DAT paper, he'll probably live...
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U can still maek it
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cr. throw in some narcissism too
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always the english profs that snag the coeds
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Cr. You get the intelligent, semi-depressed girls with dadd...
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DESCRIBE the transferability details of his pension plan.
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  04/24/19
This is a good point. She’ll probably get 50% of his a...
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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: Harsh domesticated office

https://nypost.com/2019/04/24/princeton-valedictorian-gets-engaged-to-her-71-year-old-former-professor/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134754)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:01 PM
Author: judgmental azure tank chapel

"The young scholar reached out to Mitchell this past September and asked him out for a date at the Metropolitan Museum in Manhattan, where they frolicked through the galleries like “shy teens, eager but tentative,” Platt wrote.

She said Mitchell, likely confused by his young suitor’s attraction to him, spent most of the first date trying to figure out if it was actually a date, while they were both “unsure of how to test new boundaries with each other."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134761)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: Deep theater

THE SCHOLARLY PRANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134771)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:09 PM
Author: histrionic cumskin meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134808)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: house-broken travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38135252)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: Effete nursing home lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38135567)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: salmon excitant pit giraffe



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Date: April 25th, 2019 2:23 AM
Author: splenetic range hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138739)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 5:54 AM
Author: mauve jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138962)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 8:07 AM
Author: jet tanning salon partner



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Date: April 25th, 2019 8:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38139245)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: Odious startled legend

fascinating. she must understand he'll be near death soon, yet goes ahead anyway... and she was valedictorian no less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134775)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: aquamarine kitchen

If there were some positive thing that could happen to her upon his death, perhaps I would understand this course of action. But I can't think of one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134781)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:05 PM
Author: Deep theater

cr, I don't know why more young women don't do this actually. Better than getting a "job".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134785)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Swollen volcanic crater



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:08 PM
Author: Supple stage gay wizard

recommendation letter for HYS English Ph.D. admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134801)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: Crawly lay death wish



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Date: April 25th, 2019 2:19 AM
Author: stirring drunken rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138733)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 2:22 AM
Author: Trip Ticket Booth

with her track record she can write "fuck your stupid university, admit me" and get in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138737)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 7:53 PM
Author: poppy round eye

she'll collect a lot of money, im sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38345865)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: Duck-like bossy step-uncle's house

maybe he's rich and she wants DAT paper, he'll probably live another 20+ years anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134792)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 7:07 AM
Author: Hot potus community account

Cr. Good chance he's independently wealthy

Or he might have just squirreled away most of that Princeton salary for 35 yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38139073)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: pontificating talented heaven newt

U can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134794)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:08 PM
Author: offensive cyan international law enforcement agency cuckoldry

mental illness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134799)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:11 PM
Author: Glittery Avocado Address Gaping

cr. throw in some narcissism too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134815)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz roast beef crackhouse

Look what Cialis has done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134803)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring green multi-billionaire

His mom: "Work hard and the women will come. Be patient!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134806)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 12:11 PM
Author: Supple stage gay wizard

Him: has 12 children, one for each tribe of Israel, with Princeton val as a septuagenarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38134813)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: stimulating friendly grandma



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Date: April 24th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: pontificating talented heaven newt

always the english profs that snag the coeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38135182)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 7:08 PM
Author: dark persian masturbator

Cr. You get the intelligent, semi-depressed girls with daddy issues who grew up burying their heads in books & who are drawn to replacement, smart father figures. They put brilliant older men on a pedestal; particularly those who have charm & a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38142777)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 1:24 PM
Author: cerise confused sanctuary

DESCRIBE the transferability details of his pension plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38135231)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: cerebral reading party

This is a good point. She’ll probably get 50% of his annual payout for like 50-60 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38135623)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 6:05 AM
Author: Crimson stock car psychic

More like 100%. My mom gets 100% of my dead dads pension for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138967)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 7:55 AM
Author: Amber base

Most are not that generous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38139158)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: exciting lake parlor fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 24th, 2019 1:26 PM
Author: exciting lake parlor fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38135264)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: provocative hospital

Harold Bloom vindictated!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38135595)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: wonderful rough-skinned cruise ship azn

happy for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38135644)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 11:44 PM
Author: Adventurous orange library

And there are people who are sex offenders for life for having sex with a 16 year old as a 16 year old...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138291)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: splenetic range hunting ground

Blue smoke and Julia irate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138300)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: jet tanning salon partner



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Date: April 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Pearl Mad-dog Skullcap

holy shit woody allen's entire oeuvre vindicated!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138318)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: splenetic range hunting ground

More than

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138322)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 11:51 PM
Author: Pearl Mad-dog Skullcap

true. even he wouldnt dream of putting this scenario on film -- a 40+ age difference -- but he should have! it would have been glorious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138328)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 11:51 PM
Author: splenetic range hunting ground



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Date: April 25th, 2019 2:18 AM
Author: stirring drunken rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138732)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: soggy primrose hell

One of the worst foundation matches I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Buff Pozpig

Lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138375)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 2:26 AM
Author: titillating low-t ape

the things ppl do for a Rhodes endorsement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138745)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 6:03 AM
Author: Crimson stock car psychic

There is definitely a cohort of chicks into wwaaayyyy older guys but that usually just means a 20yo chick into 40yo men with a wisp or gray and not geriatrics at 70 with a foot in the grave. But whatever works for them...I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38138963)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Well-lubricated marvelous property

Under the Guise of Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38139166)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 8:06 AM
Author: passionate ocher mexican

Let me not to the marriage of true minds

Admit impediments. Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or bends with the remover to remove:

O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,

That looks on tempests and is never shaken;

It is the star to every wandering bark,

Whose worth’s unknown, although his height be taken.

Love’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks

Within his bending sickle’s compass come;

Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,

But bears it out even to the edge of doom.

If this be error, and upon me prov’d,

I never writ, nor no man ever lov’d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38139172)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 8:08 AM
Author: arrogant puce garrison internal respiration

When I was in grad school for humanities, this hot (on a relative scale)ended up sleeping with the ugliest prof in my area of study. Just awful looking dude. Academics can pull some pussy. Must be harder now though with MeToo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38139182)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 8:11 AM
Author: Laughsome alcoholic degenerate church

She majored in theater and English and he has money. Makes perfect sense really. She is (obviously) a smart girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38139185)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 8:11 AM
Author: Amber base

Xo dailymail coming though with better pics and a bonus shot of the ex wife

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6954949/Princeton-valedictorian-25-gets-engaged-former-professor-71-six-months-dating.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38139186)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Grizzly plaza

Just think, your true love and soulmate is only 13 more years away from being born!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38139196)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: jet tanning salon partner



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Date: April 25th, 2019 2:54 PM
Author: exciting lake parlor fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38141532)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 6:57 PM
Author: splenetic range hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38142741)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 7:00 PM
Author: zippy station crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38142748)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: Glittery Avocado Address Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38142756)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 7:39 PM
Author: Hot potus community account

The truth dawned on me out of nowhere: clearly, they've been banging since she was 19, but now the cat's coming out of the bag, or they need to go public, so they're getting ahead of it by spinning a story that is the least creepy and actionable account of how they could have gotten together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38345790)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 7:54 PM
Author: poppy round eye

most likely explanation, imo. dude timed a sabbatical to coincide with the announcement. dodges lots of awkward q's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4247820&forum_id=2#38345870)