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Move chick in with me and give self a chance to love her, or watch he move away?

Chick I've been dating off and on for a few months is potent...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
How much do you make?
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.
  05/14/19
Somewhere in the 170-200 range, in flyover where it goes pre...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
(reserved for "what is his name" subthread)
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
Is this the gentleman? http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.ph...
N904PD
  05/14/19
No, there have actually been multiple mentally ill latina se...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
ttiwwop
mercurial chad
  05/14/19
This thread is gay and so are you
american space force
  05/14/19
I only skimmed 1/2 of it and I saw four different 100% deal ...
HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT
  05/14/19
Read the rest. Counted EIGHT fucking 100% deal breakers. ...
HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT
  05/14/19
Did the fact that there were paragraphs with minus signs nex...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
New count -- ten dealbreakers. And FIVE of them are not in y...
HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT
  05/14/19
Basically half of these are the same thing and tied to her s...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
"I'll break up with you if you get fat!!!" the bal...
Deranged tinder pumo
  05/14/19
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The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  05/15/19
Also - you'd be a good candidate for a mail order bride.
HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT
  05/14/19
cr he's geriatric
Deranged tinder pumo
  05/14/19
I read this and counted like 11 deal breakers The chick s...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  05/14/19
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Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
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Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
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The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  05/14/19
catch, and release
dcpoast (41 yr old shirtless guitar player)
  05/14/19
Run away you dumb fuck.
.,.,.,.,.,.,...,..,..,...,...,..,..,.,..
  05/14/19
That isn't going to create much content
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
Good point. Knock up.
HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT
  05/14/19
I would go for it. why not. its not like youre getting marri...
Cogsworth
  05/14/19
(bro who has no experience with psycho chicks)
HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT
  05/14/19
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heretical thots
  05/14/19
nothing is worth inviting bpd/bipolar shit into your house
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  05/14/19
i told you, at your geriatric age (late 30s), that you would...
Deranged tinder pumo
  05/14/19
DDC is a board treasure.
I blank bump 100% of kenny threads
  05/14/19
That's like saying crypto will have some volatility sometime...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
LOL at thinking that being a 37 y/o looking for 22 y/o chick...
Deranged tinder pumo
  05/14/19
What actually happened is the best test case for what I coul...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
lol you dumbass trying to equate a smart sane girl on the...
Deranged tinder pumo
  05/14/19
Interesting... Do you find pleasure in your lifestyle? How w...
.,.,.,.,.,.,...,..,..,...,...,..,..,.,..
  05/14/19
It's decent. I make solid money in flyover working with peop...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
...
I blank bump 100% of kenny threads
  05/14/19
ljl at this letter to penthouse
there's a wocket in my pocket
  05/14/19
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The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
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pepito
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alt.fan.unabomber
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Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman
  05/14/19
180
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
Ur a good sport
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  05/14/19
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holdups steamy shower pics
  05/15/19
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les paul
  05/14/19
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Don Kihote
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bowlcut autist
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holdups steamy shower pics
  05/15/19
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Remembrance of Chads Past
  05/15/19
Reminder: She will baby trap you shortly.
HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT
  05/14/19
that bpd thing will be passed on to your kids who will becom...
pepito
  05/14/19
Do you think she will be a good mom? What's her family si...
jonnyBlaze
  05/14/19
thats gotta be a no from me, dawg
deus vult
  05/14/19
btw asking xo for this type of advice is like your wife a...
pepito
  05/14/19
It's content creation. There's a possibility I go ahead with...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
I skipped reading the negatives, but this sounds like a grea...
Remembrance of Chads Past
  05/14/19
Our forebears, across lands and time, demonstrated that inev...
Fuming Yosemite Sam
  05/14/19
You never said why she is moving away unless I missed it ...
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She has no professional options right now in my shit-city an...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
This is always so easy. Think back on the girls you've dated...
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  05/14/19
JFC. I’m 30. How much time do I have before I need to ...
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  05/14/19
Ime, most people should have settled by 25-29 and the people...
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  05/14/19
Girl is great with scary red flags
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
tbf it's not like the first 10-15 years at least of your lif...
The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest
  05/15/19
This is the rational way to do it, but it doesn't yield a us...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/14/19
Sucks dude. She sounds cute, sexy and sweet, but she's admi...
histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot
  05/14/19
great thread without even a single pic
nyuug
  05/14/19
anal?
Metal Up Your Ass
  05/14/19
An attempt was made but it didn't go very far. She is a tin...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  05/15/19
It’s not like you’re getting married to her. Rea...
High Performance Poaster
  05/15/19
the OP is a fucking retard
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  05/15/19
Run away Also out your guess at her # of sex partners
leolenin
  05/15/19
this is jcm DDC, i spent some time thinking about this an...
holdups steamy shower pics
  05/15/19
Please, for the sake of the board ... DO IT
acoustic thugicide
  05/15/19
Your heart says yes but your brain says no. If local opti...
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Date: May 14th, 2019 8:25 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Chick I've been dating off and on for a few months is potentially moving away soon. She's basically been staying with me Thurs-Sun for the past month and we've gotten really close. Although she wants to move back to be with me when her financial issues are sorted, I don't think a distance relationship will work, so I have to either cut it off or pitch her on moving in with me.

(+)10-15 years younger than me, something like a 7-7.5. Fair-skinned latina (looks half-white). Tiny spinner with a pretty face, slim with nice legs and ass. Could bump to an 8 if she lost 5lbs and got gym-fit. Currently does not work out so this marginal upgrade seems plausible if I get her to put in some work with me.

(+)Insatiable sex drive. Initiates all the time and has never turned me down. All I have to do is give her a deep kiss and she is soaking wet. Orgasms easily and often. Perfect pussy. Snug, but soft enough that my dick doesn't get smashed up or rubbed raw from repeated fuckings. She can do some amazing things with it . . . it practically has the dexterity of a hand and fucking her is like getting a skillful handjob from a pussy when she is trying to finish me off. I've fucked ~20 chicks and while she is not the hottest, she is the most skilled and enjoyable by a wide margin.

(+)Very sweet and legitimately loves me. Warm and physically affectionate, does cute shit like writing me little notes on the month anniversaries of the day we met, after she leaves I usually notice little things she did around my house to help me.

(+)Good sense of humor, witty and seems fairly smart. Has some similar interests and will happily spend an evening watching anime and horror movies.

(-)Admits to a massively slutty phase where she had an untenable amount of casual sex after breaking up with a boyfriend of 5+ years who cheated. I extrapolated the basic numbers by deposition-style synthesizing a bunch of innocuous questions and they are bad.

(-)Suffers from depression. Seems like she might even be bipolar. Cries a lot more often than she should. Luckily she at least concedes she has a problem.

(-)If we stay together I will be somewhat supporting her for a while. She wants to move back home where she has some professional contacts and guaranteed opportunities, pay down debt (luckily it's relatively small), get treated for depression, and then move in with me in 6 months when she is in better shape financially and has some relevant experience to look for real jobs in my city. If she stays with me, she's likely working retail or waiting tables while she tries to get established, and I'll have to help her out. She did not ask for help (in fact I know she'll resist it due to her ego), but it's a financial reality if I try to get her to stay. If she moves, it's probably over because I doubt I'd refrain from dating other people for 6 months on the speculative hope that she would return.

(-) This is the real killer--I can sense a bit of thunder collins wife in her. She can be bossy and argumentative, although has toned it back some after realizing that it goes nowhere with me. The worst issues are manufactured arguments over her baggage from being cheated on. For example, bitching because I allegedly glanced at some chick at the movies, or paranoia that I'm getting calls from other chicks on my phone (that were actually just alarms I set to remind me to email a client or things of that nature). It's annoying as fuck, because we could be having a great time and then I'm randomly defending myself against bullshit accusations. I flash back to Thunder Collins text messages every time this happens. This issue, independently, is something I've threatened to dump her for several times, and actually did once, but gave her another chance.

Conclusion: I'm conflicted here. Legitimately love the chick, enjoy spending time with her, will be constantly jerking off to her memory if I let her go. It's even harder to let her walk because dating prospects are bleak in my city . . .tinder is loaded with fat single moms and virtually anyone attractive is a prole club slut. Yet she's also mentally ill and could make my life hell. What I've seen so far is tolerable by itself, but I'm worried from the numerous red flags. In principle I'm opposed to financially helping a chick at all before marriage, although having all my laundry and other household shit taken care of at least somewhat balances it.

Do I give myself a chance to love her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235533)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,,,.:..:.,:.::,.


How much do you make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235548)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 8:49 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Somewhere in the 170-200 range, in flyover where it goes pretty far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235656)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 8:26 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

(reserved for "what is his name" subthread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235537)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 8:29 PM
Author: N904PD

Is this the gentleman?

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983201&mc=224&forum_id=2#36100070

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235551)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 8:48 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

No, there have actually been multiple mentally ill latina sex kittens in my life and I've mentally compared and contrasted the chick from this thread to that one a lot, because I wasn't sure why I had strong feelings for this one and not for the other, when the other would be objectively a more sensible choice for marriage and her strain of mental illness probably would not have caused me any problems.

After reflecting on it, I realized that face matters a lot more than I sometimes give it credit for, and that although the other chick had the better body, I just didn't like looking at her face. She also had no sense of humor, and was obsessed with having kids, both of which made me recoil and kept me from ever really bonding with her. I just didn't enjoy being around her unless my dick was inside her.

Both were great in bed. The chick from the other thread was my favorite to that point, but this new one is on another level. It's one thing to have really good sex where you're in control of the pacing, and completely different to have the chick take over and forcefully massage and milk the cum out of you with her pussy while you quiver like a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235638)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: mercurial chad

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235543)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 8:28 PM
Author: american space force (sellcuck)

This thread is gay and so are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235544)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 8:50 PM
Author: HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT

I only skimmed 1/2 of it and I saw four different 100% deal breakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235659)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 8:52 PM
Author: HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT

Read the rest. Counted EIGHT fucking 100% deal breakers.

Are you a fucking retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235672)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:16 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Did the fact that there were paragraphs with minus signs next to them (some prefaced with language like "this is the real killer") clue you in to the fact that there might be deal breakers? Nothing gets by you.

I do not think there are eight 100% deal breakers though. Also, keep in mind that my options are shit due to geography. This chick, even if she has problems, is pretty, good in bed, loves me, and I enjoy being around her. She leaves and I'm looking at:

(1) putting in disproportionate work to sporadically fuck a parade of early 20s club chicks

(2) trying to start a relationship with whatever the best mentally stable option I can find is, which is probably a bland looking chick with no similar interests.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235803)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:22 PM
Author: HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT

New count -- ten dealbreakers. And FIVE of them are not in your negative columns, which shows you know nothing about finding a quality woman.

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-"financial issues are sorted" - DEAL BREAKER

-"latina" - DEAL BREAKER

-"Currently does not work out" - DEAL BREAKER

-"Insatiable sex drive" - DEAL BREAKER. Sign of mentall illness.

-"she is the most skilled" - DEAL BREAKER

-"massively slutty phase" - DEAL BREAKER

-"Suffers from depression" - DEAL BREAKER

-"I will be somewhat supporting her for a while" - DEAL BREAKER

-"pay down debt" - DEAL BREAKER

-"working retail or waiting tables" - DEAL BREAKER

-"thunder collins wife" - DEAL BREAKER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235825)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:49 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Basically half of these are the same thing and tied to her struggling to get a professional foothold post-college in a field that is tough to break into. It's not great, but it's not a 100% deal breaker either

Three of them arguably work out to a net neutral. Obviously I hate that she was a slut, but I love the skill and enthusiasm.

Latina - this one is ridiculous. She's attractive, and could be mistaken for white anyways

Does not work out - the fact that she's naturally thin may be a bonus. It's also a risk factor if she ever hits a tipping point. I've already told her I'd want her to work out with me if we got serious, and that I'd dump her if she ever got fat, so she knows the deal and is fine with it.

The rest are tied to whether or not her mental illness is tolerable, which may be the legitimate deal breaker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235927)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:51 PM
Author: Deranged tinder pumo

"I'll break up with you if you get fat!!!" the balding wrinkled gaunt looking 37 y/o cartoon fanatic sneered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235940)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 7:12 AM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38237085)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT

Also - you'd be a good candidate for a mail order bride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235840)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: Deranged tinder pumo

cr he's geriatric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235843)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest

I read this and counted like 11 deal breakers

The chick sounds like she has some issues too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235876)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Crypto Musk Ox)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235881)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:49 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235930)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:50 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235932)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: dcpoast (41 yr old shirtless guitar player)

catch, and release

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235702)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:12 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,...,..,..,...,...,..,..,.,..


Run away you dumb fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235790)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:17 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

That isn't going to create much content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235806)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:31 PM
Author: HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT

Good point.

Knock up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235854)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:17 PM
Author: Cogsworth

I would go for it. why not. its not like youre getting married. what do you have to lose at this point if shes that much younger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235807)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:22 PM
Author: HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT

(bro who has no experience with psycho chicks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235831)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:31 PM
Author: heretical thots



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235852)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:18 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

nothing is worth inviting bpd/bipolar shit into your house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235810)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:18 PM
Author: Deranged tinder pumo

i told you, at your geriatric age (late 30s), that you would at best end up with a mentally ill, slutty, prole/trailer trash chick. i told you, didn't i?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235812)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:22 PM
Author: I blank bump 100% of kenny threads (donny)

DDC is a board treasure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235827)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:28 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

That's like saying crypto will have some volatility sometime within the next year. It's not an impressive prediction. Everyone I've been in a serious relationship with has had depression to some degree, or otherwise been mentally ill. What would be surprising is me ending up with someone normal and well-adjusted for once. Age is not a factor in this, the fact that I'm antisocial and autistic is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235846)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Deranged tinder pumo

LOL at thinking that being a 37 y/o looking for 22 y/o chicks online plays no role in you getting access to only bottom barrel trash that will undoubtedly ruin your life (and your kids' lives) somewhere down the line.

the fact is, you're OLD. you must accept this.

you must accept the most bitter truth of all: even someone as mentally ill as you COULD have gotten a sweet wholesome compatible young girl - if you were your 10-15 years younger self. but you're not, so you will always be diving for dumpster trash, thinking "oh gee, another broken one" as if this string of failed connections were somehow random and not the obvious byproduct of you being a sad washed up old man. face the facts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235875)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:01 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

What actually happened is the best test case for what I could have gotten. My very first high school relationship was a sweet, compatible girl with some depression problems. Everyone after that has also met that same basic description. I can't recall ever making much headway with a chick who was totally normal and well-adjusted. Why would they want to date someone who basically works, poasts, lifts weights, and plays video games? I get a pretty high match rate on apps these days, some of who are normal, but I reflexively push them away because I feel like we wouldn't really have anything in common and maintaining the facade of normalcy needed to keep them around would be exhausting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235987)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:08 PM
Author: Deranged tinder pumo

lol you dumbass

trying to equate a smart sane girl on the same wavelength as you but with some upper-middle-class depression/anxiety issues with a legit cuckoo batshit hyper-sexual slut latina who waits tables for a living LMFAO

and then trying to deflect with the strawman that the only other option would be so normie stacy/shrew who only watches reality TV and goes to brunch or some shit. sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236021)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,...,..,..,...,...,..,..,.,..


Interesting... Do you find pleasure in your lifestyle? How would you rate your life? Do you see yourself doing the same thing in 5 years? 10? 20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236202)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 11:04 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

It's decent. I make solid money in flyover working with people I like and a lot of autonomy. Not much at all to do here (although even when I lived in a major city I filled my time in the same basic ways, and my standard of living is much higher here). The shitty thing is that I'm fairly isolated and meeting datable people is tough. Based on what I swipe when I travel to major cities, I'd be killing it if I lived elsewhere, but I'd definitely have to work much harder at a different firm, and unless I could lateral into biglaw (with no biglaw experience), I wouldn't get paid fairly for all the extra work.

I'd be completely content with it if I had a good wife. As it is, I can basically either have my chill lifestyle and lament a lack of romantic prospects locally, or move to a major city to date some fucking shrews and be stressed out by work all the time. The chick in the OP has actually been making me extremely happy and fills in what has been missing despite her deficiencies. But it could easily turn into a complete shitshow.

For any given year, I'm fine with my lifestyle, but if I extrapolate it out 10 years and stay here and don't meet anyone, I'm not happy with it. I'll likely move back to a major city in a couple of years if I don't make something happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236349)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:21 PM
Author: I blank bump 100% of kenny threads (donny)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235821)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket

ljl at this letter to penthouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235839)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:27 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1SeujqWiMvb

Bonus Outtake:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0h9jlLAUAMs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235844)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:29 PM
Author: community_account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235847)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:32 PM
Author: pepito



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235857)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:34 PM
Author: alt.fan.unabomber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235869)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:38 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, the supreme gentleman (Crypto Musk Ox)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235885)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:06 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236005)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:58 PM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest

Ur a good sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236318)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: holdups steamy shower pics (jcm)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38237103)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: les paul



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236170)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: Don Kihote



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236294)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 12:13 AM
Author: bowlcut autist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236625)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 5:40 AM
Author: holdups steamy shower pics (jcm)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236990)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 7:28 AM
Author: Remembrance of Chads Past



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38237106)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:31 PM
Author: HoldUps custom-made 18 inch FLESHLIGHT

Reminder: She will baby trap you shortly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235855)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:31 PM
Author: pepito

that bpd thing will be passed on to your kids who will become murders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235856)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 9:43 PM
Author: jonnyBlaze

Do you think she will be a good mom?

What's her family situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235901)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:05 PM
Author: deus vult (from Contantinople to the stars)

thats gotta be a no from me, dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38235999)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: pepito

btw

asking xo for this type of advice is like your wife asking advice from her short haired dyke and single mother coal burner friends

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236022)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:25 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

It's content creation. There's a possibility I go ahead with this even though I objectively know it's a mistake. If I don't post this thread in advance, and give everyone a chance to berate me and advise against it, the sense of schadenfreude when I poast about the crazy shit she does is going to be greatly reduced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236111)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Remembrance of Chads Past

I skipped reading the negatives, but this sounds like a great idea 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236023)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: Fuming Yosemite Sam

Our forebears, across lands and time, demonstrated that inevitable doom may still be preferable to all remaining options. Meet yours with dignity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236163)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: ...,::..,::,..:,,:...::,,.,,:;..::,::.,,.::;:.,,:.


You never said why she is moving away unless I missed it

Is a non- exclusive long distance situation not on the table?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236237)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 11:22 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

She has no professional options right now in my shit-city and she is stressed about her debts (which in reality aren't bad at all). She has friends in other places that can get her decent job offers, so she wants to go there, pay off debt, use the insurance to get therapy, build her resume a bit, and then come back. Objectively that's a better choice, but I'm not going to wait 6 months on a chick who could change her mind for any number of totally rational reasons. Plus, this relationship is not likely to survive distance. We get along great with a few minor issues when we see each other, things go to shit through texts. Something non-exclusive won't work for her. The chick is intensely in love with me and very jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236409)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Clinton lost 54 house/8 senate seats; Obama 63/6)

This is always so easy. Think back on the girls you've dated - lets say over the last ~5 years. Now eliminate everyone who dumped you. Is she better than the rest? If so (and I suspect that she easily is), grab on with both hands and make it work.

Odds of you, in your 30's, suddenly meeting someone who is way better than your best bet so far, add up to a solid "lol no"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236249)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,...,..,..,...,...,..,..,.,..


JFC. I’m 30. How much time do I have before I need to settle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236311)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Clinton lost 54 house/8 senate seats; Obama 63/6)

Ime, most people should have settled by 25-29 and the people they date after that are invariably worse than the people they were dating before. You've had 30 years and you think you will meet someone radically better next year? At the very least, looking back over your 30 years, you should have a fair idea of what "good" is, v average v bad. Which is it with this girl?

Having said that, I do not think you should marry her given US marriage laws. But it sounds like you should absolutely be moving in together and trying to make it work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236431)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

Girl is great with scary red flags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236537)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 7:12 AM
Author: The Macho PE Alpha that Dripped Carried Interest

tbf it's not like the first 10-15 years at least of your life count in this regard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38237084)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 11:51 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

This is the rational way to do it, but it doesn't yield a useful result.

1.5 year relationship. Broke up after she decided not to join me in flyover. Probably had BPD. Was devastated at the time because it was my first relationship post-divorce (from my very first girlfriend) but I later realized a major bullet was dodged and that I should have dumped her based on some red flags a week in.

2.5 year relationship that started very soon after the other one. Good natured chick who would have been perfect for me if she got in shape. She tried, but didn't have the discipline and I wasnt attracted to her. It was an ill-advised endeavor but she had a great personality and it was hard not to give her a chance.

1.5 years of being single. Some flings with some cute sluts. Dates with wife-quality chicks few and far between simply due to geography. Almost never in my home city, but I can line things up if I swipe in major cities 2-3 hours away and meet the chicks on business trips. Met a couple this way that I liked but who dinged me for my own deficiencies. Also met a couple that I liked and who legitimately liked me back, but it didn't go anywhere when they realized how much bullshit dating someone so far away would entail.

This chick could potentially be much better than my two girlfriends, but also much worse, given the mental issues. Hard to say if she's the same caliber as the two chicks where there was mutual interest but they dinged me due to distance. The "good" points were probably present in similar amounts but the other chicks did not have the same red flags. I also did not get to know them nearly as well.

Trying to gauge my prospects involves a tremendous amount of speculation because I don't have a good sample due to the geographic issues and spending too much time in ill-advised relationships. I do a lot better in my late 30s than I did in my early 30s though, based on frequency of getting laid, hotness of chicks involved, effort required, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236531)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 11:04 PM
Author: histrionic bitchmade lawyerfaggot

Sucks dude. She sounds cute, sexy and sweet, but she's admittedly mentally ill. I'd give it a chance, but be ready to extricate yourself as soon as she shows legit bipolar/psycho tendencies. Ask her to live with you and then get her addicted to the gym. Given that she's never exercised, much of her "depression" would likely disappear once she committed to her physical health. Also, get her in therapy to work through any issues that caused her buttslut phase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236348)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 11:54 PM
Author: nyuug (Fucking 23 year old Japanese 9s)

great thread without even a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236539)



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Date: May 14th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236548)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (💎🙌💎)

An attempt was made but it didn't go very far. She is a tiny spinner with an extremely tight and firm asshole. I'd have to spend at least half an hour stretching her out to even think about getting it in. It hasn't ever seemed worth it.

She LOVES rough sex though. I had only dabbled with it before, but she responds to it so well that I'm really having to step up my game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236636)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 12:10 AM
Author: High Performance Poaster

It’s not like you’re getting married to her. Realistically you’re not going to find a better prospect in the next couple months, so why not give it a chance? Maybe she’ll become more secure and her mental illness cools down (it will never go away). If this trial doesn’t work out, she can go her separate way, and it won’t be too messy i assume.

Just don’t knock her up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38236617)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 7:30 AM
Author: '''''''''''"'

the OP is a fucking retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38237109)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: leolenin

Run away

Also out your guess at her # of sex partners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38238315)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: holdups steamy shower pics (jcm)

this is jcm

DDC, i spent some time thinking about this and i think you should NOT let this girl move in with you

i think i know you a little better than the average xoxo poaster bc of our off-boart convos

i think her past # of sex partners plus her jealousy and the fact she doesnt work out are all things that will eventually be dealbreakers for you. the sex may be 180 but that will fade. youre just asking to be thunder collins #2 here

you need a sweet, innocent fitness chick thats slightly nerdy. thats not what this chick is

i have a feeling youre going to ignore this advice but... good luck :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38238341)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:40 PM
Author: acoustic thugicide (🐅)

Please, for the sake of the board ... DO IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38238963)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: .........,,;,;,;,,,............,,;,;;,.;.


Your heart says yes but your brain says no.

If local options suck, consider a trip to Eastern Europe or South America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4261740&forum_id=2#38239165)