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I need to find my dad's heritage, but he won't submit to a DNA test. Ideas? (PF)

He lives in a deserted country house 1 hr away from the firs...
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  06/12/19
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  06/12/19
Any guesses as to who your genetic father is?
longwangpoontang
  06/12/19
No, I know I was conceived by a terrible being. I want to fi...
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  06/12/19
Take one with your mom
boiroast tp
  06/12/19
Why with her?
,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,
  06/12/19
Nm take an iq test first
boiroast tp
  06/12/19
Even if your IQ is top 1%, mind-reading autists is a learned...
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  06/12/19
0.5 * mom + 0.5 * dad ~= you Solve. Jfc
Id prefer not to
  06/12/19
Lol, what a dumbshit. I won't ever get my mothers real DNA a...
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  06/12/19
lmao
her
  06/12/19
this is the obvious solution
her
  06/12/19
I'm PF, btw. You're an ass to everyone now?
,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,
  06/12/19
blow him and spit some of it into a vial
The Molochian Pimp's Assassination
  06/12/19
Pls overdose to death, ty.
,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,
  06/12/19
You asked for ideas; didn't ask for *good* ideas
The Molochian Pimp's Assassination
  06/12/19
Right, thats why I advised to overdose. Retards like you sho...
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  06/12/19
You could use a deep dicking. Use your boihole to blow him i...
Id prefer not to
  06/12/19
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  06/12/19
Is he nigger?
@realmanowar
  06/12/19
He might be nigger genes, though he's not generally a nigger...
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  06/12/19
why not just take your own dna? if you know your moms just d...
KEBAB REMOVER
  06/12/19
This. 23andMe lets you break it down by parent as long a...
Dan Povey
  06/12/19
I will never know hers, she passed away. That's why I can on...
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  06/12/19
Cremated?
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  06/12/19
Nope, buried. It was a very long time ago. I was not even a ...
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  06/12/19
here let me help: you have a 100% chance of being a mentally...
patriarchy
  06/12/19
whok?
,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,
  06/12/19
Cr fuck this nasty Mexican puta
\'\"\"\"\"\'\"
  06/12/19
Lol, this is watchmen
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  06/12/19
Break into his house and cut a lock of his hair.
Dupa
  06/12/19
DNA companies won't take that, will they?
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  06/12/19
not 23andme but actual dna companies will. will cost you ext...
Older Applicant
  06/12/19
Ty. Do you recommend any company in particular for this?
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  06/13/19


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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:05 AM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,., (Pf)


He lives in a deserted country house 1 hr away from the first big city like a hermit. Won't talk to his kids. How good are xo'ers at guessing genes by looks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38376914)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:14 AM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377051)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:19 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

Any guesses as to who your genetic father is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377056)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,., (Pf)


No, I know I was conceived by a terrible being. I want to find out where that being comes from.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377066)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:32 AM
Author: boiroast tp

Take one with your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377080)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:33 AM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,., (Pf)


Why with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377084)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:39 AM
Author: boiroast tp

Nm take an iq test first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377096)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:42 AM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,., (Pf)


Even if your IQ is top 1%, mind-reading autists is a learned skill that takes time to master and has zero value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377102)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 8:02 PM
Author: Id prefer not to

0.5 * mom + 0.5 * dad ~= you

Solve. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380590)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,


Lol, what a dumbshit. I won't ever get my mothers real DNA as she passed away, so anything that is outside of paternal DNA is hers. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381555)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: her (Dr. Thunder)

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380233)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: her (Dr. Thunder)

this is the obvious solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380234)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,


I'm PF, btw. You're an ass to everyone now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381605)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:33 AM
Author: The Molochian Pimp's Assassination

blow him and spit some of it into a vial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377082)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:34 AM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,., (Pf)


Pls overdose to death, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377085)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:35 AM
Author: The Molochian Pimp's Assassination

You asked for ideas; didn't ask for *good* ideas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377086)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:38 AM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,., (Pf)


Right, thats why I advised to overdose. Retards like you should be exterminated asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377094)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 8:04 PM
Author: Id prefer not to

You could use a deep dicking. Use your boihole to blow him instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380600)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380178)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 7:59 PM
Author: @realmanowar (suicide is painless)

Is he nigger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380585)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,


He might be nigger genes, though he's not generally a nigger. I might poast a pic.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381561)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: KEBAB REMOVER

why not just take your own dna? if you know your moms just deduct that from whatever else mutt you are and apply for AA which is what you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380594)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: Dan Povey

This.

23andMe lets you break it down by parent as long as you have just one of your parents also do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380601)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,


I will never know hers, she passed away. That's why I can only get his and deduct his from my totals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381558)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Cremated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381560)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,


Nope, buried. It was a very long time ago. I was not even a toddler yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381563)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: patriarchy

here let me help: you have a 100% chance of being a mentally ill morgellon's syndrome freak. anything else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381578)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,


whok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381586)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: \'\"\"\"\"\'\"

Cr fuck this nasty Mexican puta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381607)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,


Lol, this is watchmen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381634)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Dupa

Break into his house and cut a lock of his hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381620)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,


DNA companies won't take that, will they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381640)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:39 PM
Author: Older Applicant

not 23andme but actual dna companies will. will cost you extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381679)



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Date: June 13th, 2019 3:36 AM
Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,


Ty. Do you recommend any company in particular for this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38382237)