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I need to find my dad's heritage, but he won't submit to a DNA test. Ideas? (PF)

He lives in a deserted country house 1 hr away from the firs...
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
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suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
Any guesses as to who your genetic father is?
longwangpoontang
  06/12/19
No, I know I was conceived by a terrible being. I want to fi...
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
Take one with your mom
End Road Work
  06/12/19
Why with her?
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
Nm take an iq test first
End Road Work
  06/12/19
Even if your IQ is top 1%, mind-reading autists is a learned...
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
0.5 * mom + 0.5 * dad ~= you Solve. Jfc
Gross 0ld Man
  06/12/19
Lol, what a dumbshit. I won't ever get my mothers real DNA a...
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
lmao
TRUMPdog Billionaire
  06/12/19
this is the obvious solution
TRUMPdog Billionaire
  06/12/19
I'm PF, btw. You're an ass to everyone now?
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
blow him and spit some of it into a vial
The Mossad Pretextual Attacks that Dripped Oil
  06/12/19
Pls overdose to death, ty.
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
You asked for ideas; didn't ask for *good* ideas
The Mossad Pretextual Attacks that Dripped Oil
  06/12/19
Right, thats why I advised to overdose. Retards like you sho...
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
You could use a deep dicking. Use your boihole to blow him i...
Gross 0ld Man
  06/12/19
...
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
Is he nigger?
man o' war
  06/12/19
He might be nigger genes, though he's not generally a nigger...
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
why not just take your own dna? if you know your moms just d...
.....,...,.,.,.,.
  06/12/19
This. 23andMe lets you break it down by parent as long a...
Raping Raping Terry Gross w/ a Fleshlight
  06/12/19
I will never know hers, she passed away. That's why I can on...
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
Cremated?
....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.
  06/12/19
Nope, buried. It was a very long time ago. I was not even a ...
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
here let me help: you have a 100% chance of being a mentally...
''''""""""
  06/12/19
whok?
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
Cr fuck this nasty Mexican puta
'""""'"
  06/12/19
Lol, this is watchmen
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
Break into his house and cut a lock of his hair.
Dupa
  06/12/19
DNA companies won't take that, will they?
suicide ideation gone right
  06/12/19
not 23andme but actual dna companies will. will cost you ext...
teddy tortellini
  06/12/19
Ty. Do you recommend any company in particular for this?
suicide ideation gone right
  06/13/19


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Date: June 12th, 2019 3:05 AM
Author: suicide ideation gone right (Pf)

He lives in a deserted country house 1 hr away from the first big city like a hermit. Won't talk to his kids. How good are xo'ers at guessing genes by looks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38376914)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:14 AM
Author: suicide ideation gone right



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377051)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:19 AM
Author: longwangpoontang

Any guesses as to who your genetic father is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377056)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: suicide ideation gone right (Pf)

No, I know I was conceived by a terrible being. I want to find out where that being comes from.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377066)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:32 AM
Author: End Road Work

Take one with your mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377080)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:33 AM
Author: suicide ideation gone right (Pf)

Why with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377084)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:39 AM
Author: End Road Work

Nm take an iq test first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377096)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:42 AM
Author: suicide ideation gone right (Pf)

Even if your IQ is top 1%, mind-reading autists is a learned skill that takes time to master and has zero value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377102)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 8:02 PM
Author: Gross 0ld Man

0.5 * mom + 0.5 * dad ~= you

Solve. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380590)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:13 PM
Author: suicide ideation gone right

Lol, what a dumbshit. I won't ever get my mothers real DNA as she passed away, so anything that is outside of paternal DNA is hers. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381555)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: TRUMPdog Billionaire (Dr. Thunder)

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380233)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: TRUMPdog Billionaire (Dr. Thunder)

this is the obvious solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380234)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: suicide ideation gone right

I'm PF, btw. You're an ass to everyone now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381605)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:33 AM
Author: The Mossad Pretextual Attacks that Dripped Oil

blow him and spit some of it into a vial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377082)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:34 AM
Author: suicide ideation gone right (Pf)

Pls overdose to death, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377085)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:35 AM
Author: The Mossad Pretextual Attacks that Dripped Oil

You asked for ideas; didn't ask for *good* ideas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377086)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:38 AM
Author: suicide ideation gone right (Pf)

Right, thats why I advised to overdose. Retards like you should be exterminated asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38377094)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 8:04 PM
Author: Gross 0ld Man

You could use a deep dicking. Use your boihole to blow him instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380600)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: suicide ideation gone right



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380178)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 7:59 PM
Author: man o' war (suicide is painless)

Is he nigger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380585)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: suicide ideation gone right

He might be nigger genes, though he's not generally a nigger. I might poast a pic.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381561)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 8:03 PM
Author: .....,...,.,.,.,.

why not just take your own dna? if you know your moms just deduct that from whatever else mutt you are and apply for AA which is what you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380594)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 8:05 PM
Author: Raping Raping Terry Gross w/ a Fleshlight

This.

23andMe lets you break it down by parent as long as you have just one of your parents also do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38380601)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: suicide ideation gone right

I will never know hers, she passed away. That's why I can only get his and deduct his from my totals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381558)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: ....::::..::..,,....,........,..,,,,,.


Cremated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381560)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: suicide ideation gone right

Nope, buried. It was a very long time ago. I was not even a toddler yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381563)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: ''''""""""


here let me help: you have a 100% chance of being a mentally ill morgellon's syndrome freak. anything else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381578)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: suicide ideation gone right

whok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381586)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: '""""'"


Cr fuck this nasty Mexican puta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381607)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: suicide ideation gone right

Lol, this is watchmen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381634)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Dupa

Break into his house and cut a lock of his hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381620)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: suicide ideation gone right

DNA companies won't take that, will they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381640)



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Date: June 12th, 2019 11:39 PM
Author: teddy tortellini

not 23andme but actual dna companies will. will cost you extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38381679)



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Date: June 13th, 2019 3:36 AM
Author: suicide ideation gone right

Ty. Do you recommend any company in particular for this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4281301&forum_id=2#38382237)