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Hypo: $500M but you have to live in a U.S. airport of your choosing for 1 year

You're not allowed to leave the airport once during that yea...
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
Three questions: 1. Do you get lounge access? 2. Do you ...
citrine pocket flask
  07/15/19
1) No lounge access 2) Yeah you can leave the secured are...
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
Based on 1), I'm assuming that despite the on-property rule ...
citrine pocket flask
  07/15/19
yes that would be cheating.
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
Tampa’s airport is pretty solid. Lots of happy people ...
scarlet round eye
  07/16/19
I would do this for free.
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  07/16/19
I'd do this even at xo's airport: MAF And that is one sh...
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  07/15/19
180
adventurous orchestra pit
  07/15/19
Even JLY?
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  07/16/19
Portland has a great airport
jade hateful death wish stain
  07/15/19
apparently the best in the country
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
This was exactly the one I was thinking or SEATAC I'd jus...
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  07/15/19
Problem with SEA is that the best part of the airport is the...
citrine pocket flask
  07/15/19
Tampa/MCO are good also Or even YYV
chestnut nursing home
  07/15/19
Just went through Portland and it seemed shitty and old
Chest-beating concupiscible ticket booth organic girlfriend
  07/16/19
I'd love to help you, Friend, but I don't have $500 mil to s...
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  07/15/19
...
Aqua well-lubricated pistol
  07/15/19
No one will kick you out if you don't cause problems.
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
Yeah MSP is a good call here
shivering whorehouse
  07/15/19
I thought this said 500k. 500m? Obviously
Carnelian Nofapping Bawdyhouse Coldplay Fan
  07/15/19
the thread is really more about which airport, but goddamn I...
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
That wouldn't have gotten you the same answers, though. SEA ...
citrine pocket flask
  07/15/19
Number was absurdly high. I’d do a year at Islamabad i...
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  07/15/19
Yeah, the amount would scale. Hell, you could cover my expen...
citrine pocket flask
  07/15/19
key is to memorize the cleaning crew's route so you always s...
ebony thriller station
  07/15/19
yes, why not? what am i missing?
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  07/15/19
for one, you're sleeping in an airport and eating overpriced...
shivering whorehouse
  07/15/19
The horror
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  07/15/19
this place is tits: https://media.flysfo.com/pub_NapaFarms_...
low-t cumskin
  07/15/19
weak
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  07/15/19
overnight sleep in one of the lactation pods, they're insane...
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  07/15/19
I’m sure you’ll just spend a year sleeping in th...
scarlet round eye
  07/16/19
basic intelligence
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
Can we compromise at reading comp?
low-t cumskin
  07/15/19
SFO Family could visit me. Big. Variety of food and dri...
low-t cumskin
  07/15/19
ty
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
Literally any us airport with food. Do you know the wild sh...
Floppy locale ladyboy
  07/15/19
you wouldn't just quietly read in a low-traffic corner of th...
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
At first, but I’d start talking to the coolest seeming...
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  07/15/19
My liver would probably not holdout for an entire year, but ...
aromatic lay crotch
  07/15/19
This is the only real concern
Floppy locale ladyboy
  07/15/19
Miami for sure. Nice facilities, big, warm climate in su...
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  07/15/19
Yeah being warm in the summer is a unique selling point
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On the other hand, though, they air-condition the hell out o...
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  07/16/19
For $500M, I'd probably just buy some regional airport and b...
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  07/15/19
Related question -- how much of the money do you get up fron...
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  07/15/19
Do you really have to worry about maxing out a few credit ca...
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  07/15/19
taskrabbit to drop off and deliver at a local cleaning spot
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  07/16/19
you seriously wouldn't just set aside $10K for clean clean u...
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  07/16/19
Off course I would do it if that were the only choice. But I...
Marvelous snowy theatre
  07/16/19
what a shitty hypo, plenty of airports with decent restauran...
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  07/15/19
cot damn this board has a lot of retards who can't read.
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
It's the escapist fantasy. We see any way out from the endl...
low-t cumskin
  07/15/19
no, escapist fantasy would be to engage the hypo and describ...
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
The problem is that it is a shitty hypo. A good hypo would'v...
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  07/15/19
so then you just answer the question with what airport and w...
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
This. I would do most airports for even $1-2M. If the point ...
irradiated dragon
  07/15/19
this right here is why xo sucks a lot: there's all this shit...
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
lmao yeah we can tell you're pretty detached from all this
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  07/16/19
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  07/15/19
I keep thinking the literalist Asians and aspies are just pa...
stirring beta set selfie
  07/15/19
Expect the worst, hope for the best.
citrine pocket flask
  07/15/19
your hypos are consistently dumb and leave out basic details...
motley pale messiness
  07/16/19
I'd do this in a second at a nicer US airport like DTW (they...
bossy piazza
  07/15/19
Yes, without a second thought. I'd pick O'Hare or some plac...
Vigorous twinkling native
  07/15/19
For 500M I'd even brave LAX
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  07/15/19
Food options in most of McCarran are terrible. It's another ...
citrine pocket flask
  07/15/19
I'd stay in a shitty airport for a year.
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  07/15/19
Hartsfield-Jackson has solid food options. Also I really lik...
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  07/15/19
Do any of these airports have laundromats? Can I sneak in...
Marvelous snowy theatre
  07/15/19
This is a very good and very autistic point. I think your be...
citrine pocket flask
  07/15/19
airport brooks brothers stores probably sell underwear
motley pale messiness
  07/15/19
Yeah people are vastly overlooking that fact that you will l...
razzmatazz kitty
  07/16/19
lol at dumbasses worrying about doing laundry. just buy new...
motley pale messiness
  07/16/19
SFO has a non-club place where you can pay to shower. I ass...
low-t cumskin
  07/16/19
for $500M I would exclusively drink out of the toilets for a...
motley pale messiness
  07/16/19
(AOC)
soul-stirring cuck
  07/16/19
DIA or MSP easily
aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  07/15/19
I get the hypo, but Changi would be fucking ideal for this.
Green location dingle berry
  07/15/19
Yeah, I'd do Changi for free if my expenses were covered.
citrine pocket flask
  07/15/19
US airport
fragrant cocky stage
  07/16/19
sfo
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  07/15/19
What will be the best way to sleep in this hypo? I've roughe...
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  07/15/19
...
Slate corner toilet seat
  07/16/19
This is the most important variable for maximizing quality o...
irate sickened institution psychic
  07/16/19
also, do i get thrown out for sleeping in odd places
excitant rigor
  07/16/19
Do any airports have places where you can shower? I would p...
motley pale messiness
  07/15/19
I would take the airport of the city I live in now. I'd basi...
Chrome public bath
  07/15/19
Unless you're already worth over $10M, I can't imagine anyon...
Trip Khaki Chapel
  07/16/19
Lol I would stay in port authority for a year at this price
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  07/16/19
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  07/16/19
defo i'd pick DTW, solely on the basis that there's a hyb...
brindle hall boltzmann
  07/16/19
not flame id do this for 10k and im already rich
Ivory Forum
  07/16/19
Singapore Changi, no brainer. It's like living in a shopping...
Exhilarant Purple Roast Beef Cruise Ship
  07/16/19
Why not read hypo first then answer
razzmatazz kitty
  07/16/19
eh poor rc, ill still take it tho
Exhilarant Purple Roast Beef Cruise Ship
  07/16/19
Where would you go to shave your forehead
razzmatazz kitty
  07/16/19
thats a deep cut fulano lmao they have bathrooms and show...
Exhilarant Purple Roast Beef Cruise Ship
  07/16/19
but since when is Singapore part of the US?
fragrant cocky stage
  07/16/19
some regional airport with a night time curfew on flights (s...
Swashbuckling heaven nibblets
  07/16/19
Whichever one has a gym and a place to get a decent steak
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  07/16/19
Publicly accessible showers are a standard feature of big As...
shivering whorehouse
  07/16/19
DFW has pay showers and beds in the terminal
Charismatic garrison
  07/16/19
I’d do DFW because they have pay showers. There&rs...
scarlet round eye
  07/16/19
They even have that all-night 7-11 in DFW
Charismatic garrison
  07/16/19
some guard would kick you out before the year ends and you'd...
Bipolar brunch
  07/16/19
LAS and lose all 500m on machines
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  07/16/19
Do DEN research the occult
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  07/16/19


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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:52 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

You're not allowed to leave the airport once during that year.

If you can make it the full year, you'll get $500M.

Do you take it, and if so which airport do you choose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537872)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:55 PM
Author: citrine pocket flask

Three questions:

1. Do you get lounge access?

2. Do you have to stay airside the whole time, or can you leave the secured area as long as you stay within the physical airport?

3. Are there any restrictions on internet/phone use?

If so, MSP could almost definitely be survivable if $500 million was on the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537888)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

1) No lounge access

2) Yeah you can leave the secured area. You have a pass to move back and forth.

3) No restrictions on internet use if you want to bring along a laptop and charger, but it's up to you to find WiFi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537895)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: citrine pocket flask

Based on 1), I'm assuming that despite the on-property rule means it would be cheating to go to a directly connected hotel like they have at Tampa (not that Tampa doesn't suck as an airport).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537912)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

yes that would be cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537915)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: scarlet round eye

Tampa’s airport is pretty solid. Lots of happy people arriving on vacation. There’s a chick fila and outdoor bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539748)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: big territorial goal in life potus

I would do this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539235)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:54 PM
Author: transparent fortuitous meteor gay wizard

I'd do this even at xo's airport: MAF

And that is one shitty airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537882)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: adventurous orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538574)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:54 AM
Author: lake comical school cafeteria athletic conference

Even JLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539294)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:55 PM
Author: jade hateful death wish stain

Portland has a great airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537887)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

apparently the best in the country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537896)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:22 PM
Author: chestnut nursing home

This was exactly the one I was thinking or SEATAC

I'd just hold up at stumptown and poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538062)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:32 PM
Author: citrine pocket flask

Problem with SEA is that the best part of the airport is the Sky Club, and OP said no lounge access. The rest of the place isn't bad, but there are better public airport areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538139)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:37 PM
Author: chestnut nursing home

Tampa/MCO are good also

Or even YYV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538158)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:20 PM
Author: Chest-beating concupiscible ticket booth organic girlfriend

Just went through Portland and it seemed shitty and old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38541741)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:55 PM
Author: ebony thriller station

I'd love to help you, Friend, but I don't have $500 mil to spare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537892)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: Aqua well-lubricated pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537913)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

No one will kick you out if you don't cause problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537927)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: shivering whorehouse

Yeah MSP is a good call here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537924)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:01 PM
Author: Carnelian Nofapping Bawdyhouse Coldplay Fan

I thought this said 500k. 500m? Obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537943)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

the thread is really more about which airport, but goddamn I forget sometimes how stupid some of you are. I should've just been like "BEST AIRPORT THANKS?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537959)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:17 PM
Author: citrine pocket flask

That wouldn't have gotten you the same answers, though. SEA is pretty awesome to fly in and out of, especially if you cop Sky Club access, and AUS has a great food court for layovers, but I could never last a year there. On the other hand, I want to killself every time I fly through Charlotte and am trying to make a connection, but I wouldn't mind chilling there for a bit. There are other considerations, too, like Detroit having all of those overnight flights to Asia which would mess up your sleep schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538044)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:21 PM
Author: Carnelian Nofapping Bawdyhouse Coldplay Fan

Number was absurdly high. I’d do a year at Islamabad international for that much money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538058)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:31 PM
Author: citrine pocket flask

Yeah, the amount would scale. Hell, you could cover my expenses and I'd do a year at Changi for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538133)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: ebony thriller station

key is to memorize the cleaning crew's route so you always shit on a freshly sanitized toilet seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537961)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:03 PM
Author: low-t cumskin

yes, why not? what am i missing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537962)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:04 PM
Author: shivering whorehouse

for one, you're sleeping in an airport and eating overpriced airport food every day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537966)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: transparent fortuitous meteor gay wizard

The horror

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537975)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: low-t cumskin

this place is tits: https://media.flysfo.com/pub_NapaFarms_850x677_0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538015)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:11 PM
Author: slap-happy meetinghouse ratface

weak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538416)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:12 PM
Author: Chrome public bath

overnight sleep in one of the lactation pods, they're insanely comfortable, when my wife was pumping we'd use them and i could take a nap while she pumped, imagine a 10x10 lounge area with its own attached bathroom stall that is never used plus great lighting and a really comfortable couch and two chairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538709)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: scarlet round eye

I’m sure you’ll just spend a year sleeping in the lactation pod with nobody noticing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539777)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:04 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

basic intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537967)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:04 PM
Author: low-t cumskin

Can we compromise at reading comp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537969)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:09 PM
Author: low-t cumskin

SFO

Family could visit me. Big. Variety of food and drink options. Little train to ride around on to pass the time. Terminal 2 (Alaska and American) is really nice. Lots of natural light.

I'd do this for $4M post-tax. Less in other years but kids are young and I like to see them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538002)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:10 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538005)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: Floppy locale ladyboy

Literally any us airport with food. Do you know the wild shit I could get into with late night airport doods with all the credit I can access even if by fraud? Coke and strippers at the A terminal every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537977)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:07 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

you wouldn't just quietly read in a low-traffic corner of the airport at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537986)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:09 PM
Author: Floppy locale ladyboy

At first, but I’d start talking to the coolest seeming black dood as soon as possible. From there the rest practically writes itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537997)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:09 PM
Author: aromatic lay crotch

My liver would probably not holdout for an entire year, but I'd give it a shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38537996)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: Floppy locale ladyboy

This is the only real concern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538011)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: Peach razzle crackhouse masturbator

Miami for sure.

Nice facilities, big, warm climate in summer, learn some Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538017)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Sapphire Stimulating Gas Station Travel Guidebook

Yeah being warm in the summer is a unique selling point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538429)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: citrine pocket flask

On the other hand, though, they air-condition the hell out of that place during the summer. It'd be cool to watch the thunderstorms from the gate area, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538446)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:33 AM
Author: Apoplectic crimson market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539084)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:18 PM
Author: Electric gunner

For $500M, I'd probably just buy some regional airport and build a sick house on the grounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538052)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: citrine pocket flask

Related question -- how much of the money do you get up front? For living expenses and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538053)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: Marvelous snowy theatre

Do you really have to worry about maxing out a few credit cards that you can pay off in a heartbeat in 12 months?

One real problem is laundry. Any way to take care of that at an airport, or you just have to keep buying new underwear at the overpriced Brooks Brothers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538545)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:16 AM
Author: fragrant cocky stage

taskrabbit to drop off and deliver at a local cleaning spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539056)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:24 AM
Author: motley pale messiness

you seriously wouldn't just set aside $10K for clean clean underwear if it meant making $500M? people risk a lot more than that on businesses with way less upside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539064)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:45 AM
Author: Marvelous snowy theatre

Off course I would do it if that were the only choice. But I'd want to minimize expenses where I can just in case I have a heart attack and get removed from the premises and lose the challenge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539293)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:23 PM
Author: Mustard senate mental disorder

what a shitty hypo, plenty of airports with decent restaurants and there's a hudson's at every airport so you can go through their entire library. seriously if you said even $2M i would have strongly considered it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538067)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

cot damn this board has a lot of retards who can't read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538116)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:33 PM
Author: low-t cumskin

It's the escapist fantasy. We see any way out from the endless mundane monkey work (which also manages to be exceedingly high-stress) that is our profession and we jump on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538141)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:38 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

no, escapist fantasy would be to engage the hypo and describe which airport you'd stay at and how you'd pass the year.

instead we have a small contingent of boring, literalist dummies who enter every hypo thread just to either ask lawyer questions that obviously defeat the point of the hypo or give whiny complaints about the dollar figure instead of just answering the question in any kind of way that's worth engaging with.

problem is that the boring literalist dummies don't realize how much they drag the board down (just like they drag down everything they're a part of).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538166)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:45 PM
Author: aromatic lay crotch

The problem is that it is a shitty hypo. A good hypo would've attempted to peg a dollar amount that would cause one to consider the quality of the airport. Good hypos result in engaged poasting, but your hypo was lazy and SPS. At $500 MM, it could be a dirt hut with a rape stand and we'd still take it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538200)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:47 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

so then you just answer the question with what airport and why.

instead it's the same boring retards shitting up xo and never noticing they don't produce anything worth reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538218)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:50 PM
Author: irradiated dragon

This. I would do most airports for even $1-2M. If the point was to talk about which airport you'd stay at for a year it should've been in the title. We have 50+ post threads about travel all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538238)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:53 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

this right here is why xo sucks a lot: there's all this shitty meme-policing and whining about the wording of thread titles instead. almost as if the site were dominated by aspie lawyers.

don't worry, I'm learning not to bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538258)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Mustard senate mental disorder

lmao yeah we can tell you're pretty detached from all this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538407)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: transparent fortuitous meteor gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538411)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: Duck-like Yarmulke Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38542103)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:51 PM
Author: citrine pocket flask

To be fair, you knew your audience when you asked the question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538251)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:54 PM
Author: stirring beta set selfie

I keep thinking the literalist Asians and aspies are just part of XO, not the whole of it. lesson learned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538266)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: citrine pocket flask

Expect the worst, hope for the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538426)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: motley pale messiness

your hypos are consistently dumb and leave out basic details needed to effectively make a good decision. either way the credited response is whatever airport has the best basic amenities like places to sleep or shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539046)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: bossy piazza

I'd do this in a second at a nicer US airport like DTW (they have a nice Westin at the McNamara terminal and a good sushi restaurant + chic-fil-a)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538152)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:47 PM
Author: Vigorous twinkling native

Yes, without a second thought. I'd pick O'Hare or some place like McCarran with a steady stream of hot chicks and people who are otherwise happy to be there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538217)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 9:48 PM
Author: Talented Partner

For 500M I'd even brave LAX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538227)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:15 PM
Author: citrine pocket flask

Food options in most of McCarran are terrible. It's another one of those places where it's fantastic for a layover but wouldn't be good for long-term. Plus, people are happy to be there when they land, but they're just passing through -- when they're leaving, they're usually in shitty moods and moping around for hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538438)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Rose Splenetic Electric Furnace Faggot Firefighter

I'd stay in a shitty airport for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538428)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: drunken racy box office faggotry

Hartsfield-Jackson has solid food options. Also I really like Denver airport - not sure on the food, but I assume there’s enough decent options.

Also can we assume the airport staff wouldn’t mind you rolling up in a sleeping bag? Many airports they won’t even let you sleep on the seats. If getting sleep is an issue it would be a tough year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538534)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Marvelous snowy theatre

Do any of these airports have laundromats?

Can I sneak into Staff Only sections where they might have a commercial washer?

If not, what are my options for getting new underwear delivered or having laundry picked up and dropped off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538570)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: citrine pocket flask

This is a very good and very autistic point. I think your best option would probably be to use one of the family bathrooms and wash in the sink with Woolite or something, though that raises the separate problem of how to get that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538666)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:14 PM
Author: motley pale messiness

airport brooks brothers stores probably sell underwear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538712)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:25 AM
Author: razzmatazz kitty

Yeah people are vastly overlooking that fact that you will look and smell like a homeless nun within a week. Lol at chilling out on vibrating chairs and learning Spanish.

You're a retarded leper.

Curious how finances work in this hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539068)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:33 AM
Author: motley pale messiness

lol at dumbasses worrying about doing laundry. just buy new shit every day if you are playing for that much $.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539083)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:35 AM
Author: low-t cumskin

SFO has a non-club place where you can pay to shower. I assume other large airports do, too.

Absent that, for $500M, I'd freshen up in the sinks at night or in a lactation room when there's no one around. This is $500M, not $500K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539088)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:49 AM
Author: motley pale messiness

for $500M I would exclusively drink out of the toilets for a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539107)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring cuck

(AOC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539114)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

DIA or MSP easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538589)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Green location dingle berry

I get the hypo, but Changi would be fucking ideal for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538595)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:02 PM
Author: citrine pocket flask

Yeah, I'd do Changi for free if my expenses were covered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538664)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:19 AM
Author: fragrant cocky stage

US airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539060)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: pea-brained love of her life

sfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538644)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:05 PM
Author: Sexy internet-worthy lodge

What will be the best way to sleep in this hypo? I've roughed it in quite a few airports and getting good sleep is always a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538674)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Slate corner toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539081)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 3:39 AM
Author: irate sickened institution psychic

This is the most important variable for maximizing quality of life over the year. Would need an area with long comfortable benches or rows of seats, though I suppose you could jury-rig a "bed" by assembling a bunch of blankets from the duty free shop. Earplugs and eyemask are a must, but a naturally quiet area that's also darkened would be ideal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539218)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 10:53 AM
Author: excitant rigor

also, do i get thrown out for sleeping in odd places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539924)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:07 PM
Author: motley pale messiness

Do any airports have places where you can shower? I would pick one of those if so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538682)



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Date: July 15th, 2019 11:09 PM
Author: Chrome public bath

I would take the airport of the city I live in now. I'd basically get to hang out with my friends for hours every day as they travel through the airport, and the food is good enough.

I pick any other airport in the world and it's just strangers passing through all the time. But I pick my local, and I'd actually see my friends more often than I do now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38538686)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:27 AM
Author: Trip Khaki Chapel

Unless you're already worth over $10M, I can't imagine anyone who wouldn't say yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539071)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:53 AM
Author: nighttime hairy legs trump supporter

Lol I would stay in port authority for a year at this price

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539112)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 6:41 PM
Author: ocher lascivious multi-billionaire trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38542113)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 1:54 AM
Author: brindle hall boltzmann

defo

i'd pick DTW, solely on the basis that there's a hybrid electronic/acoustic grand piano in one of the public areas that i might be able to access during the late hours and practice on (with headphones to avoid causing problems)

over the course of a year i'd attempt to learn the rach 2 and 3, along with some of the bach WTK fugues

as a bonus the water fountain thing could serve as an emergency shower when no one is looking

for exercise, i'd buy some duffel luggage bags and fill them up with water bottles and do cleans/squats, with intervals running up and down stairs (and i could climb escalators backwards as an improvised stairmaster)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539113)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 2:23 AM
Author: Ivory Forum

not flame id do this for 10k and im already rich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539151)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 4:07 AM
Author: Exhilarant Purple Roast Beef Cruise Ship

Singapore Changi, no brainer. It's like living in a shopping mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539243)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:00 AM
Author: razzmatazz kitty

Why not read hypo first then answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539272)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 6:00 AM
Author: Exhilarant Purple Roast Beef Cruise Ship

eh poor rc, ill still take it tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539302)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 7:45 AM
Author: razzmatazz kitty

Where would you go to shave your forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539392)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 7:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant Purple Roast Beef Cruise Ship

thats a deep cut fulano lmao

they have bathrooms and showers and shit these days bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539397)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:07 PM
Author: fragrant cocky stage

but since when is Singapore part of the US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38541667)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling heaven nibblets

some regional airport with a night time curfew on flights (so the airport closes and I can get some sleep), but still big enough to have a Hudsons and some restaurants

what fits the bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539276)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 7:45 AM
Author: Violent Stead

Whichever one has a gym and a place to get a decent steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539393)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 7:57 AM
Author: shivering whorehouse

Publicly accessible showers are a standard feature of big Asian airports. Do any US airports have them? Also can you PAY for lounge access?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539407)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 8:21 AM
Author: Charismatic garrison

DFW has pay showers and beds in the terminal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539449)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: scarlet round eye

I’d do DFW because they have pay showers.

There’s also a lot of different terminals you could travel around to during the day on the trams, so the place wouldn’t ever seem small.

In one terminal there’s a business that rents sleep pods by the half hour so sleeping would be comfortable. I’d work something out with them.

I’d initially buy new clothes until (or if ever) I figured out some laundry solution.

Maybe I could get a job as a bartender or something even better to make the year go by faster. When I become friends w/ coworkers I could offer to pay them to run all sorts or errands for me. Laundry, outside food. Other items you can’t buy there (quality toilet paper).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539900)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: Charismatic garrison

They even have that all-night 7-11 in DFW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539969)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: Bipolar brunch

some guard would kick you out before the year ends and you'd get nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38539931)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bearded area

LAS and lose all 500m on machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38541730)



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Date: July 16th, 2019 5:22 PM
Author: Chest-beating concupiscible ticket booth organic girlfriend

Do DEN research the occult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4303676&forum_id=2#38541744)