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Fucked a entirely worthless Tinder 6 last night. Waste of my time.
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Date: July 19th, 2019 8:58 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman Too tired and busy to go into too many details, but last night went something like this.
Met up with a 7.5 dumb-as-fuck blond at a bar two blocks from my hotel. She mentioned S&M in her profile and m profile said I was looking for a hookup, so i thought it was a sure thing.
After a drink, I ask her to go back to my hotel, but she instead invites me to go to a bar with her for her friends birthday. JFC. I didnt want to stay up late and had a busy day today, so I said no and left.
Went back to my hotel room and quickly found what looked like a 7 Turkish chick on tinder who was willing to come to my hotel. Met at my hotel lobby. She had a 7+ face, but was chubbed out. Not full on fat, but chubby enough that she was a 6. Sad.
She wanted to grab a drink before coming to my hotel room. Grabbed a drink at the same bar. Got a laugh from the bartender when I grabbed a drink and I made a joke about bringing two girls in a row there.
After a drink, invited her back to my hotel. At first she was hesitant (or pretended to be) but then said yes.
Got back and started fucking really quickly. Below average sex. She was neurotic. She was super horny though and came really hard a few times which was satisfying. I nutted after maybe 15 minutes and then politely hinted that she needed to go a few minutes of pillow talk.
Worst part is that I did not do my normal background check and somehow didnt notice that she worked at the same company in the same division as a friend of mine. Still VERY unlikley she would ever find out who I am, but still suck to have to have that on the back of my mind.
Anyhow. I have pics, but i'm too must to poast. Will poast some other time.
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Date: July 19th, 2019 9:00 PM Author: buff geriatric meetinghouse cumskin Awesome photos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38558871) |
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Date: July 19th, 2019 9:00 PM Author: Pearly charismatic scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38558873) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:56 PM Author: Aphrodisiac telephone https://media1.tenor.com/images/e6b81f9ebdc9fdf090284abd2fdf79de/tenor.gif?itemid=13740988 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588643) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:57 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman 404 Error We could not find the page you were looking for. |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:58 PM Author: Aphrodisiac telephone fixed,but lost all poast momentum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588652) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:58 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman JFC not funny at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588657) |
Date: July 19th, 2019 9:01 PM Author: Lake bateful business firm app "dating" will be the end of us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38558876) |
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Date: July 19th, 2019 9:12 PM Author: Black therapy forum How do you get so many Tinder matches? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38558953) |
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Date: July 19th, 2019 9:15 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman Long story short I'm a chad, but i'm also a cheatmo so I use photos of someone else who looks a lot like me.
I only use it when I travel and I set my location to th city I'm traveling too with a fresh account a week or so before I go. When I land, I whip it out and I h ave a shit load of likes and I just go through and choose who to match with.
When I landed at this city this time I had ~700 likes, which turned into ~200 matches. (That's A LOT more than usual -- I got so many because I was out of the country when I set my location to this city and Tinder gives you a MASSSSSSSIVE boost if you're out of the country when you set your location to a city in the US.) |
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Date: July 19th, 2019 9:34 PM Author: Black therapy forum Is this guy in your pics a male model or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38559040) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 8:35 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman He's less good looking than I am, but still very good looking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588905) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2020 5:31 PM Author: Twinkling vigorous digit ratio electric furnace This is incredible! How does it work when the date realizes it's not you? Did you screen test the photos of the dude who looks like you first? How did you get objective confirmation beforehand that you were better looking than the avatar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#40645898) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2020 5:34 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman I've met probably 30+ girls this way through tinder. It's never come up. The key is that:
1) I don't include any close up face shots 2) In all of the photos the guy has sunglasses on 3) Right before we meet up I unmatch with the girl so she can't compare in real time. 4) The guy is less good looking, so even if they notice I look kind of different, they're happy with how I look so they don't give a fuck. |
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Date: July 22nd, 2020 5:35 PM Author: Twinkling vigorous digit ratio electric furnace 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#40645907) |
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Date: July 19th, 2019 9:17 PM Author: lime mad-dog skullcap immigrant awesome cheatmo adventure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38558977) |
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Date: July 19th, 2019 9:18 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman I really need to stop. I higher proportion of them end up being not satisfying now adays. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38558982) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:23 PM Author: dark passionate set yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588439) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:58 PM Author: Gaped pontificating state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588655) |
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Date: July 19th, 2019 9:22 PM Author: white place of business internal respiration Who do you like fucking better? Real women or transsexuals? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38558994) |
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Date: July 19th, 2019 9:44 PM Author: Hilarious principal's office Can you categorize the types of chicks you bang? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38559073) |
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Date: July 19th, 2019 9:45 PM Author: Pearly charismatic scourge upon the earth ?
They're women, aka all whores |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 9:05 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman Bread and butter is mid-late 20 shrews. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38589070) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 6:43 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman Fucked another entirely worthless Tinder 6 on Tuesday night.
Very cut face, but chubby.
Sex was pretty good, but I did not really get any satisfaction out of it.
Dumbest part was that she did not check any new boxes. (Eg. a new race / nationality I have not fucked before). Just a normal blond chick.
Almost fucked a second chick right afterwards, but she wanted me to wait until midnight before coming over and I needed to get up early.
I need to start only fucking chicks when they're (a) a 7.5+, (b) a new race, (c) 19 or younger, or (d) into some weird shit sexually. Otherwise, I'm getting no satisfaction out of it and it's reallllly not worth the risk.
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:07 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman On a plus note, she did have great, very firm, D tits. I'm normally a classy small-tit-mo too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588377) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:13 PM Author: insane stag film brother, when it comes to work trips you are to tinder sluts what i am to cocaine rails (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588402) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:15 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman I used to use a little blow when I was on work trips, but after a case of coke-dick, I stopped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588406) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:23 PM Author: Vibrant location hunting ground ever get caps instead of coke or too scared of the high? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588441) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:25 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman Caps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588450) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:28 PM Author: Vibrant location hunting ground h (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588468) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:49 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman I don't enjoy opiates. I like drugs that make me have fun. I have no interest whatsoever in drugs that simply make me feel good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588599) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 8:13 PM Author: Dashing Police Squad ?
people who only like coke tend to be miserable. |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 8:19 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman I like coke in moderation, but I'm all about DAT POISON. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588804) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:21 PM Author: Spectacular Base Pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588430) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:22 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman I have them, but not worth my time to redact and poast.
I will eventually probably -- maybe tomorrow. Too busy atm. |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:30 PM Author: Spectacular Base Did you take selfies with them? What the fuck do you have to redact. Poast em (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588478) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:52 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman Despite the rumors, I am not a sociopath and I put a lot of effort into minimizing any possible harm to other people from my actions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588620) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 7:33 PM Author: razzle-dazzle stain point rook, the only way we can believe ur stories is if u take a picture of ur rock hard nude body and write "xoxo" on ur weiner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588490) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 8:40 PM Author: salmon trip pit post pictures you dumb faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588939) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 8:44 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman OK OK.
I'm barely working anymore at this point, so I might as well.
BRB |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 8:45 PM Author: salmon trip pit ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38588966) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 8:53 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman This is the one from this Tuesday. Not the one in OP.
[REDACTED as I'm logging off] |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 8:59 PM Author: salmon trip pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38589033) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 9:09 PM Author: bipolar prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38589096) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 9:19 PM Author: histrionic clear menage Why do you have such disdain for these women? Very unchadly to think/poast about these women like this after the hookup is over. They’ve already move on from you. It just makes you seem...idk...sad or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38589141) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 9:20 PM Author: comical orange dilemma He thinks this is how chad must feel like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38589142) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 9:21 PM Author: Vibrant location hunting ground you hate them because they make you hate yourself for stooping through such risks for shit that is just pussy in the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38589151) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 9:22 PM Author: comical orange dilemma do they really make you? lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38589159) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 9:35 PM Author: Vibrant location hunting ground it's the answer to the question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38589236) |
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Date: July 25th, 2019 9:34 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman Wtf? No disdain whatsoever. They were both cool chicks. Just not worth riskingg my marriage to fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38589233) |
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Date: July 26th, 2019 8:08 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman Repoasting pics:
[REDACTED] |
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Date: July 26th, 2019 8:17 PM Author: Pearly charismatic scourge upon the earth Put her back in, she's not done yet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38594356) |
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Date: July 26th, 2019 8:14 PM Author: galvanic regret property Do you cheat because of unfulfilling relationship/lack of good sex from wife?
Or because you can never give up strange? If this one, why did you get married in the first place? |
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Date: July 26th, 2019 8:28 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman Sex life with wife is very solid. Has absolutely nothing to do with me cheatmoing.
I do it because it's in my nature and I can with minimal effort and a reasonably low probability of being caught. |
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Date: July 26th, 2019 8:27 PM Author: Razzmatazz Tanning Salon this thread makes me want sharia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38594409) |
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Date: July 26th, 2019 9:31 PM Author: Excitant associate pocket flask shes just another tinder 6 too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#38594726) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2020 2:59 PM Author: emerald drunken hall patrolman JFC -- can't believe this was a year ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4306381&forum_id=2#40645264) |