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Flyertalk aspie spends $1,000s to get a plastic duck

Spends his birthday alone on airplanes and other flyertalk a...
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/22/19
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buck-toothed mahogany sweet tailpipe
  10/22/19
I spend my birthdays on xo
light glittery meetinghouse internal respiration
  10/22/19
do you really like it here?
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/22/19
Ofs
light glittery meetinghouse internal respiration
  10/22/19
then what's the problem
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/22/19
When his plane crashes he'll have died doing what he truly l...
Chrome mediation
  10/22/19
Doesn't all this cost a lot of money?
House-broken insanely creepy state kitty cat
  10/22/19
I think he says he purchased several international first cla...
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/22/19
he is hideous and old
thirsty address tattoo
  10/22/19
Dude has flown 3 MILLION miles, or more than six thousand ho...
adventurous gaped market personal credit line
  10/22/19
He said he works. So this is basically some dumb wagecuck sp...
House-broken insanely creepy state kitty cat
  10/22/19
Jesus who collects data on this.
adventurous gaped market personal credit line
  10/24/19
airlines probably
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/27/19
paging JJjr
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/22/19
He CHAIRED the meeting
Beta bisexual station trust fund
  10/22/19
LH FCT is 180 as fuck. u guys sound jelly
Nudist soggy faggotry
  10/22/19
it's a shame that KING_OF_RUCKUS was not on that flight
flirting corner
  10/22/19
who says he wasn't
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/22/19
zero mentions of any INITIAL PATRON OFFERINGS going on
flirting corner
  10/22/19
gucci du rags
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/22/19
...
Cracking Jet-lagged Dog Poop Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/22/19
Rubber Duck Birthday https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IE9J1H2/re...
Purple galvanic digit ratio
  10/23/19
Looks like he could have saved a few thousand if he'd done a...
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/24/19
Jesus the whole story is so sad.
adventurous gaped market personal credit line
  10/24/19
...
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/24/19
GC just knocking back jager bombs and high-fiving a live tun...
Purple galvanic digit ratio
  10/24/19
*live tuna wink$*
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/24/19
The saddest part is how HE LOOKS this is being lost ITT
thirsty address tattoo
  10/24/19
clique theory
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/24/19
OMG, 2nd of link is a dozen pictures of his fat bald head. G...
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/30/19
It's the journey, man!
Hyperventilating Dun Principal's Office Genital Piercing
  10/24/19
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Claret Partner
  10/24/19
oh my god, it is
laughsome immigrant
  10/24/19
"Yeah, there was a bit of embarrassment and shame and m...
Claret Partner
  10/24/19
480 B.C.: adult men in armor fight in battle to protect thei...
laughsome immigrant
  10/24/19
...
mauve forum round eye
  10/27/19
...
ultramarine set
  12/15/19
Wait OP is RSF sup Jared, tired of your multiyear world tou...
thirsty address tattoo
  10/24/19
no, OP is not rsf
Nudist soggy faggotry
  10/24/19
ironmanjt , Today 10:33 am Quote: Originally Posted by Ma...
Purple galvanic digit ratio
  10/24/19
OP (RSF) wouldn't want to out his account
thirsty address tattoo
  10/24/19
180
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/24/19
Re: sumos no-duck pwned
Soul-stirring kitchen
  10/24/19
NODUCK
out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping
  10/25/19
🚫🦆
Hyperventilating Dun Principal's Office Genital Piercing
  12/16/19
What does the avg flyertalk do for work? Also, is the dude i...
Purple galvanic digit ratio
  10/30/19
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Nofapping native queen of the night
  12/16/19
maybe they are flying on their birthday to relatives or hot ...
mauve forum round eye
  12/16/19


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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

Spends his birthday alone on airplanes and other flyertalk aspies don't seem to realize how pathetic this all sounds, instead chiming in with comments like:

"Chairing a meeting from the Lufthansa First Class Terminal seems exactly the right thing to do on your birthday!"

and

"Looooving it already...The new FT benchmark on how to spend a birthday."

I don't know if I should LOL or cry

https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/trip-reports/1991958-ducking-awesome-spontaneous-first-class-birthday-rtw-86-hours.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013421)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:37 PM
Author: buck-toothed mahogany sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013434)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:38 PM
Author: light glittery meetinghouse internal respiration

I spend my birthdays on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013439)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:38 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

do you really like it here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013440)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:39 PM
Author: light glittery meetinghouse internal respiration

Ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013447)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:40 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

then what's the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013449)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: Chrome mediation

When his plane crashes he'll have died doing what he truly loves. Can you say the same?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013457)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:43 PM
Author: House-broken insanely creepy state kitty cat

Doesn't all this cost a lot of money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013461)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

I think he says he purchased several international first class flights, so he spent probably at least $5,000 USD and probably more on this stupid shit to get a 10 cent plastic duck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013466)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: thirsty address tattoo

he is hideous and old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013472)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 6:04 PM
Author: adventurous gaped market personal credit line

Dude has flown 3 MILLION miles, or more than six thousand hours.

Several years of his life just breathing other people's recirculated farts.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013529)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 6:05 PM
Author: House-broken insanely creepy state kitty cat

He said he works. So this is basically some dumb wagecuck spending all his cash on this stupid shit.

https://my.flightmemory.com/ironmanjt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013533)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:44 PM
Author: adventurous gaped market personal credit line

Jesus who collects data on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023211)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 4:59 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

airlines probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39034286)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

paging JJjr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014602)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 6:08 PM
Author: Beta bisexual station trust fund

He CHAIRED the meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013538)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: Nudist soggy faggotry

LH FCT is 180 as fuck. u guys sound jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014625)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: flirting corner

it's a shame that KING_OF_RUCKUS was not on that flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

who says he wasn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014642)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: flirting corner

zero mentions of any INITIAL PATRON OFFERINGS going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014689)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

gucci du rags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014915)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: Cracking Jet-lagged Dog Poop Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014695)



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Date: October 23rd, 2019 1:53 AM
Author: Purple galvanic digit ratio

Rubber Duck Birthday https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IE9J1H2/ref=cm_sw_r_wa_apa_i_xQ-RDb27YE0KY

Is this the same fucking duck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39015361)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:42 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

Looks like he could have saved a few thousand if he'd done a google search

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023198)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:46 PM
Author: adventurous gaped market personal credit line

Jesus the whole story is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023223)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:52 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023248)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: Purple galvanic digit ratio

GC just knocking back jager bombs and high-fiving a live tuna. Jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023267)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

*live tuna wink$*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023273)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: thirsty address tattoo

The saddest part is how HE LOOKS

this is being lost ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023278)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

clique theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023298)



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Date: October 30th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

OMG, 2nd of link is a dozen pictures of his fat bald head. Guy looks like shrek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39048001)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Dun Principal's Office Genital Piercing

It's the journey, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023284)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:12 PM
Author: Claret Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023996)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: laughsome immigrant

oh my god, it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024009)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: Claret Partner

"Yeah, there was a bit of embarrassment and shame and made up children involved in getting the ducks. I know I'm not the only one. (In all fairness, I'm much less shameful now and just ask for one....unless it's a special one...and then the made-up children may come on board to justify needing two.)

"

lol so he doesn't even have real children or even nieces/nephews he can say the duck is for, he's a certified genetic deadend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024015)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: laughsome immigrant

480 B.C.: adult men in armor fight in battle to protect their peninsula from foreign invaders

2019 A.D.: adult man pays company thousands of dollars for toy duck, showcases it to strangers for approval

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024033)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 5:02 PM
Author: mauve forum round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39034300)



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Date: December 15th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: ultramarine set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39270699)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: thirsty address tattoo

Wait OP is RSF

sup Jared, tired of your multiyear world tour?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024042)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: Nudist soggy faggotry

no, OP is not rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024170)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Purple galvanic digit ratio

ironmanjt , Today 10:33 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madone59

I can vouch for this. I've flown LH F the day after my birthday TWICE and have been denied both times.

I asked....and they seemed mortified I would even suggest the idea!

Quote:

Originally Posted by as219

OK, the Birthday Duck is officially the coolest thing ever. And I am officially jealous.

Guess we know what you're doing for your birthday next year It was well-worth going around the world for!!

///

Can someone post the Amazon link so this faggot realizes he paid a few K to get a chinese rubber duckie available for $10 on Amazon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024076)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: thirsty address tattoo

OP (RSF) wouldn't want to out his account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024088)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:36 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024095)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring kitchen
Subject: Re: sumos no-duck pwned

Lot of poasters jealous that they flew the day after their birthday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024103)



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Date: October 25th, 2019 7:52 PM
Author: out-of-control rambunctious water buffalo gaping

NODUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39027598)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 3:15 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Dun Principal's Office Genital Piercing

🚫🦆

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39271297)



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Date: October 30th, 2019 6:02 PM
Author: Purple galvanic digit ratio

What does the avg flyertalk do for work? Also, is the dude in OP's story paid very well? It'd suck to constantly fly around for meetings on some low 100k salary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39049131)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 3:32 AM
Author: Nofapping native queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39271308)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 3:31 AM
Author: mauve forum round eye

maybe they are flying on their birthday to relatives or hot girlfriends?

also are they flying alone? you've never flown to vegas or miami or something the morning of your birthday to meet with college friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39271306)