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Flyertalk aspie spends $1,000s to get a plastic duck

Spends his birthday alone on airplanes and other flyertalk a...
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/22/19
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talented mood mexican
  10/22/19
I spend my birthdays on xo
Nudist Insane Pit
  10/22/19
do you really like it here?
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/22/19
Ofs
Nudist Insane Pit
  10/22/19
then what's the problem
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/22/19
When his plane crashes he'll have died doing what he truly l...
Spruce trip stock car faggot firefighter
  10/22/19
Doesn't all this cost a lot of money?
provocative turdskin
  10/22/19
I think he says he purchased several international first cla...
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/22/19
he is hideous and old
cheese-eating excitant tank
  10/22/19
Dude has flown 3 MILLION miles, or more than six thousand ho...
irate zippy volcanic crater filthpig
  10/22/19
He said he works. So this is basically some dumb wagecuck sp...
provocative turdskin
  10/22/19
Jesus who collects data on this.
irate zippy volcanic crater filthpig
  10/24/19
airlines probably
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/27/19
paging JJjr
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/22/19
He CHAIRED the meeting
Stirring mediation space
  10/22/19
LH FCT is 180 as fuck. u guys sound jelly
Beady-eyed internet-worthy corn cake den
  10/22/19
it's a shame that KING_OF_RUCKUS was not on that flight
Slap-happy Rehab Clown
  10/22/19
who says he wasn't
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/22/19
zero mentions of any INITIAL PATRON OFFERINGS going on
Slap-happy Rehab Clown
  10/22/19
gucci du rags
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/22/19
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Aquamarine Curious Black Woman Library
  10/22/19
Rubber Duck Birthday https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IE9J1H2/re...
garnet motley temple
  10/23/19
Looks like he could have saved a few thousand if he'd done a...
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/24/19
Jesus the whole story is so sad.
irate zippy volcanic crater filthpig
  10/24/19
...
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/24/19
GC just knocking back jager bombs and high-fiving a live tun...
garnet motley temple
  10/24/19
*live tuna wink$*
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/24/19
The saddest part is how HE LOOKS this is being lost ITT
cheese-eating excitant tank
  10/24/19
clique theory
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/24/19
OMG, 2nd of link is a dozen pictures of his fat bald head. G...
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/30/19
It's the journey, man!
Khaki hospital
  10/24/19
...
anal mustard preventive strike
  10/24/19
oh my god, it is
irradiated jew
  10/24/19
"Yeah, there was a bit of embarrassment and shame and m...
anal mustard preventive strike
  10/24/19
480 B.C.: adult men in armor fight in battle to protect thei...
irradiated jew
  10/24/19
...
startled deer antler hominid
  10/27/19
...
Blathering Kitchen
  12/15/19
Wait OP is RSF sup Jared, tired of your multiyear world tou...
cheese-eating excitant tank
  10/24/19
no, OP is not rsf
Beady-eyed internet-worthy corn cake den
  10/24/19
ironmanjt , Today 10:33 am Quote: Originally Posted by Ma...
garnet motley temple
  10/24/19
OP (RSF) wouldn't want to out his account
cheese-eating excitant tank
  10/24/19
180
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/24/19
Re: sumos no-duck pwned
hateful brilliant nursing home
  10/24/19
NODUCK
Self-centered hot school potus
  10/25/19
🚫🦆
Khaki hospital
  12/16/19
What does the avg flyertalk do for work? Also, is the dude i...
garnet motley temple
  10/30/19
...
spectacular box office
  12/16/19
maybe they are flying on their birthday to relatives or hot ...
startled deer antler hominid
  12/16/19


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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:34 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

Spends his birthday alone on airplanes and other flyertalk aspies don't seem to realize how pathetic this all sounds, instead chiming in with comments like:

"Chairing a meeting from the Lufthansa First Class Terminal seems exactly the right thing to do on your birthday!"

and

"Looooving it already...The new FT benchmark on how to spend a birthday."

I don't know if I should LOL or cry

https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/trip-reports/1991958-ducking-awesome-spontaneous-first-class-birthday-rtw-86-hours.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013421)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:37 PM
Author: talented mood mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013434)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:38 PM
Author: Nudist Insane Pit

I spend my birthdays on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013439)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:38 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

do you really like it here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013440)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:39 PM
Author: Nudist Insane Pit

Ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013447)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:40 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

then what's the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013449)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: Spruce trip stock car faggot firefighter

When his plane crashes he'll have died doing what he truly loves. Can you say the same?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013457)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:43 PM
Author: provocative turdskin

Doesn't all this cost a lot of money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013461)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

I think he says he purchased several international first class flights, so he spent probably at least $5,000 USD and probably more on this stupid shit to get a 10 cent plastic duck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013466)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: cheese-eating excitant tank

he is hideous and old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013472)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 6:04 PM
Author: irate zippy volcanic crater filthpig

Dude has flown 3 MILLION miles, or more than six thousand hours.

Several years of his life just breathing other people's recirculated farts.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013529)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 6:05 PM
Author: provocative turdskin

He said he works. So this is basically some dumb wagecuck spending all his cash on this stupid shit.

https://my.flightmemory.com/ironmanjt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013533)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:44 PM
Author: irate zippy volcanic crater filthpig

Jesus who collects data on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023211)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 4:59 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

airlines probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39034286)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

paging JJjr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014602)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 6:08 PM
Author: Stirring mediation space

He CHAIRED the meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39013538)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 10:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed internet-worthy corn cake den

LH FCT is 180 as fuck. u guys sound jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014625)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy Rehab Clown

it's a shame that KING_OF_RUCKUS was not on that flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

who says he wasn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014642)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy Rehab Clown

zero mentions of any INITIAL PATRON OFFERINGS going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014689)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

gucci du rags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014915)



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Date: October 22nd, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine Curious Black Woman Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39014695)



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Date: October 23rd, 2019 1:53 AM
Author: garnet motley temple

Rubber Duck Birthday https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IE9J1H2/ref=cm_sw_r_wa_apa_i_xQ-RDb27YE0KY

Is this the same fucking duck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39015361)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:42 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

Looks like he could have saved a few thousand if he'd done a google search

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023198)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:46 PM
Author: irate zippy volcanic crater filthpig

Jesus the whole story is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023223)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:52 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023248)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: garnet motley temple

GC just knocking back jager bombs and high-fiving a live tuna. Jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023267)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

*live tuna wink$*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023273)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:57 PM
Author: cheese-eating excitant tank

The saddest part is how HE LOOKS

this is being lost ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023278)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

clique theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023298)



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Date: October 30th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

OMG, 2nd of link is a dozen pictures of his fat bald head. Guy looks like shrek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39048001)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Khaki hospital

It's the journey, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023284)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:12 PM
Author: anal mustard preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39023996)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: irradiated jew

oh my god, it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024009)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:15 PM
Author: anal mustard preventive strike

"Yeah, there was a bit of embarrassment and shame and made up children involved in getting the ducks. I know I'm not the only one. (In all fairness, I'm much less shameful now and just ask for one....unless it's a special one...and then the made-up children may come on board to justify needing two.)

"

lol so he doesn't even have real children or even nieces/nephews he can say the duck is for, he's a certified genetic deadend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024015)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: irradiated jew

480 B.C.: adult men in armor fight in battle to protect their peninsula from foreign invaders

2019 A.D.: adult man pays company thousands of dollars for toy duck, showcases it to strangers for approval

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024033)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 5:02 PM
Author: startled deer antler hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39034300)



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Date: December 15th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Blathering Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39270699)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: cheese-eating excitant tank

Wait OP is RSF

sup Jared, tired of your multiyear world tour?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024042)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed internet-worthy corn cake den

no, OP is not rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024170)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: garnet motley temple

ironmanjt , Today 10:33 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madone59

I can vouch for this. I've flown LH F the day after my birthday TWICE and have been denied both times.

I asked....and they seemed mortified I would even suggest the idea!

Quote:

Originally Posted by as219

OK, the Birthday Duck is officially the coolest thing ever. And I am officially jealous.

Guess we know what you're doing for your birthday next year It was well-worth going around the world for!!

///

Can someone post the Amazon link so this faggot realizes he paid a few K to get a chinese rubber duckie available for $10 on Amazon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024076)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: cheese-eating excitant tank

OP (RSF) wouldn't want to out his account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024088)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:36 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024095)



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Date: October 24th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: hateful brilliant nursing home
Subject: Re: sumos no-duck pwned

Lot of poasters jealous that they flew the day after their birthday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39024103)



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Date: October 25th, 2019 7:52 PM
Author: Self-centered hot school potus

NODUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39027598)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 3:15 AM
Author: Khaki hospital

🚫🦆

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39271297)



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Date: October 30th, 2019 6:02 PM
Author: garnet motley temple

What does the avg flyertalk do for work? Also, is the dude in OP's story paid very well? It'd suck to constantly fly around for meetings on some low 100k salary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39049131)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 3:32 AM
Author: spectacular box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39271308)



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Date: December 16th, 2019 3:31 AM
Author: startled deer antler hominid

maybe they are flying on their birthday to relatives or hot girlfriends?

also are they flying alone? you've never flown to vegas or miami or something the morning of your birthday to meet with college friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368455&forum_id=2#39271306)