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Just watched Episode 1 of The Mandalorian. Here is my review.

The Mandalorian is the exciting new Bittorrent series follow...
godawful regret brethren
  11/12/19
Thank
Cracking knife
  11/12/19
No doubt created by a committee full of metoo women
Azure bipolar cuckold bawdyhouse
  11/12/19
Surprisingly low WOKE content which is why it got a 125 vs 1...
godawful regret brethren
  11/12/19
really underwhelming for all the hype how could that be a p...
seedy fortuitous meteor school
  11/12/19
also hated the 'epic' music during the thing-riding scene an...
godawful regret brethren
  11/12/19
my question was how the bounty hunting robot was basically i...
Ebony bull headed area headpube
  11/13/19
Or why a platoon of guards can't set up a security perimeter...
godawful regret brethren
  11/13/19
I was underwhelmed, too. The robot was 180, though. Thank...
Costumed Frozen Stead
  11/13/19
Is the robot ig-88
Burgundy Reading Party
  11/13/19
It's a donutIG-88. (IG-88 had his own ridiculous history in...
godawful regret brethren
  11/13/19
Rabotnik of the galaxy unite
Demanding Disturbing Senate
  11/13/19
Seems like this show has been well received
Self-absorbed hot water buffalo native
  11/22/19
it's ok. The second episode was interesting too, I wouldn't ...
Ebony bull headed area headpube
  11/22/19
Something is off about this show, like they just did what th...
zippy aquamarine box office tattoo
  11/22/19
The tone is a significant improvement over the movies. St...
Offensive new version location
  11/23/19
i thought last night's ep was the best one so far. it was go...
seedy fortuitous meteor school
  11/23/19
The show sucks. It's frustrating that even the Lucasfilm peo...
obsidian anal stage
  11/23/19
Lol nobody cares about the Jedi stuff, which is way easier t...
zippy aquamarine box office tattoo
  11/24/19
Credited. We already know that everything about the jedi and...
Costumed Frozen Stead
  11/25/19
$120 million for the season, believe it or not
Ebony bull headed area headpube
  11/25/19
knew this would be shit in the first five minutes when they ...
Ruby misanthropic associate
  11/24/19
ok, this is going to sound stupid in a rian johnson "im...
seedy fortuitous meteor school
  11/25/19
i warmed to it as i watched ep 2 and 3. it sticks out for it...
Ruby misanthropic associate
  11/25/19
So you guys complain about capeshit being one absurd action ...
infuriating bespoke trailer park tank
  11/25/19
That’s not why they complain about capeshit Comprehen...
Cracking knife
  11/25/19
this is exactly what many of the capeshit threads have been ...
infuriating bespoke trailer park tank
  11/25/19
Lolno SJWism Garbage stories Etc Your concern is a wor...
Cracking knife
  11/25/19
Before I drag up two weird unbumped examples, the forum has ...
Cracking knife
  11/25/19
(guy who thinks the Mandalorean is 'cerebral')
godawful regret brethren
  11/25/19
Devastating
Cracking knife
  11/25/19
You guys are fags. It is a 180 show. As a GenX Star Wars fan...
Flickering Laughsome Hairy Legs
  12/02/19
That's going a too far, but generally more CR than most of t...
outnumbered mind-boggling giraffe heaven
  12/02/19
(azn manchild entertaining by children's entertainment)
godawful regret brethren
  12/03/19
I wouldn’t call it 180. More “ok”. It&rs...
Ebony bull headed area headpube
  12/03/19
watching episode 4, why can't these star wars nerds make one...
big overrated den telephone
  12/03/19
And why is Carano so distractingly fat
seedy fortuitous meteor school
  12/03/19
Yep. The mandalorian guy is virtually indestructible, liter...
Ebony bull headed area headpube
  12/03/19
This is now a requirement for any action movie -- cop show, ...
violet library
  12/03/19
...
Vibrant cocky point personal credit line
  12/03/19
...
Stirring grizzly indian lodge yarmulke
  12/03/19
I'm three episodes in and it seems like they turned a video ...
Sooty national security agency weed whacker
  01/24/22
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  01/25/22


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Date: November 12th, 2019 8:16 PM
Author: godawful regret brethren

The Mandalorian is the exciting new Bittorrent series following the adventures of Boba Teeh. In conclusion, it was dull shit for children that not even Werner Herzog could save. 125.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39108819)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 9:13 PM
Author: Cracking knife

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39109109)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 9:16 PM
Author: Azure bipolar cuckold bawdyhouse

No doubt created by a committee full of metoo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39109123)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 9:19 PM
Author: godawful regret brethren

Surprisingly low WOKE content which is why it got a 125 vs 120. Boba Tee is some kind of mystery meat but your don't see his adult face in the episode, and there is a woman Mandelorian 'blacksmith' (you don't see her face either). That's it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39109146)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 9:18 PM
Author: seedy fortuitous meteor school

really underwhelming for all the hype

how could that be a pilot for their flagship

and wtf was up with the 5min of him learning to ride a random animal

so dull

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39109134)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: godawful regret brethren

also hated the 'epic' music during the thing-riding scene and other scenes that weren't epic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39109880)



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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:00 PM
Author: Ebony bull headed area headpube

my question was how the bounty hunting robot was basically indestructible, got shot dozens of times including by some super-cannon and was basically unscathed, yet the Mandalorian dude one shotted him in the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114493)



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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:06 PM
Author: godawful regret brethren

Or why a platoon of guards can't set up a security perimeter and prevent an obviously hostile droid from just walking right up to the door of the compound, etc etc but that's the fundamental problem with genreshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114516)



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Date: November 13th, 2019 7:51 PM
Author: Costumed Frozen Stead

I was underwhelmed, too. The robot was 180, though.

Thankfully, each episode seems to have a different director. The guy in ep1 did the SW cartoon shows. He doesn't seem to grasp live action, and he can't direct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114437)



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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:18 PM
Author: Burgundy Reading Party

Is the robot ig-88

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114557)



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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:22 PM
Author: godawful regret brethren

It's a donutIG-88. (IG-88 had his own ridiculous history in the EU).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114578)



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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:35 PM
Author: Demanding Disturbing Senate

Rabotnik of the galaxy unite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114629)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:50 PM
Author: Self-absorbed hot water buffalo native

Seems like this show has been well received

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39158515)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:58 PM
Author: Ebony bull headed area headpube

it's ok. The second episode was interesting too, I wouldn't call it great though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39158540)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: zippy aquamarine box office tattoo

Something is off about this show, like they just did what they are doing with the movies but with 1/8th the budget. They should be using Shadows of the Empire as their model in terms of tone/aesthetic. I thought they might just let the Losers/Nerds this one but that would be asking too much. I am assuming that the writers and stagehands and camerawomen are all lesbians or whatever.

Also, bounty hunters/guys who wear helmets and have no personalities don't get more interesting the more that you learn about them, that's not how that works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKo1KdugK80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39158550)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: Offensive new version location

The tone is a significant improvement over the movies.

Still not great but worth watching I think for an og star wars fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39161113)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: seedy fortuitous meteor school

i thought last night's ep was the best one so far. it was good but not awesome.

and honestly, they couldn't get someone better than carl weathers? he ruins every scene he's in. i keep thinking he's going to start talking about making a stew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39161072)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: obsidian anal stage

The show sucks. It's frustrating that even the Lucasfilm people have no idea what makes their story interesting. Why even have a show set in this world during this time period (after the fall of the Empire) that isn't about the shit going on at the New Republic and new Jedi academies? Who cares about some random bounty hunter character with no personality or motivation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39161117)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: zippy aquamarine box office tattoo

Lol nobody cares about the Jedi stuff, which is way easier to screw up by the way, you basically need someone on par with Alec Guinness to make it work imo otherwise it's a slippery slope and becomes gay af. The bounty hunter stuff is way easier to pull off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39164691)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: Costumed Frozen Stead

Credited. We already know that everything about the jedi and republic post-ROTJ is just a slow boring trickle of bad decisions that leads everyone to pretty much back to where they were 30 years prior by the time of ep7

Not saying Mandalorian is great, but going with a distant side story was the credited move for now. I guess the technology to do good space action inexpensively isn't quite there yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168645)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Ebony bull headed area headpube

$120 million for the season, believe it or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168865)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 7:18 AM
Author: Ruby misanthropic associate

knew this would be shit in the first five minutes when they do that cliche of the motionless guy at the bar getting shit talked by some goon then suddenly reacting with lighting fast hand to hand and slamming the guy's head into the bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39164149)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: seedy fortuitous meteor school

ok, this is going to sound stupid in a rian johnson "im deconstructing star wars" kind of way, but i think that's the whole point.

a western with all the cliches, but it's star wars. its especially obvious in the third episode which is full of more western tropes and ends with the "saved from a gunshot by something in your pocket" cliche.

i mean just listen to the theme, it's basically the theme from a spaghetti western.

i dunno, it's entertaining so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7yqW64Dx7c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168693)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 4:21 PM
Author: Ruby misanthropic associate

i warmed to it as i watched ep 2 and 3. it sticks out for its sound and visual aesthetic. the story is pretty slow but decent enough. dialogue is predictably silly. definitely looks great amid so much poorly produced garbage available for streaming.

the specific "move" i'm talking about isn't really a western thing but more like some fast twitch bullshit jason bourne started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39171084)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: infuriating bespoke trailer park tank

So you guys complain about capeshit being one absurd action scene after another but when a cerebral western comes on with a (somewhat) realistic world your still not happy because it was still too slow for you? ljl figure your head out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168590)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Cracking knife

That’s not why they complain about capeshit

Comprehend much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168614)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:40 AM
Author: infuriating bespoke trailer park tank

this is exactly what many of the capeshit threads have been about. You trying to get fucked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168622)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 10:01 AM
Author: Cracking knife

Lolno

SJWism

Garbage stories

Etc

Your concern is a worthless afterthought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168719)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Cracking knife

Before I drag up two weird unbumped examples, the forum has hundreds of threads on capeshit with tens or hundreds of poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168857)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 10:22 AM
Author: godawful regret brethren

(guy who thinks the Mandalorean is 'cerebral')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168891)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: Cracking knife

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39171507)



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Date: December 2nd, 2019 4:59 PM
Author: Flickering Laughsome Hairy Legs

You guys are fags. It is a 180 show. As a GenX Star Wars fan that saw Episode IV in the theaters as a little kid, THIS is what we've been waiting for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39203725)



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Date: December 2nd, 2019 5:11 PM
Author: outnumbered mind-boggling giraffe heaven

That's going a too far, but generally more CR than most of the response on the bort so far, which has been the typical bitter, millennial, former-college Republican faggotry that passes for insight on this fallen website. The shootout at the end of the pilot was great as is the macguffin. "WAH WAH THE MADE UP BAND OF SPACE ALIEN OUTLAWS DO NOT DEMONSTRATE ADEQUATE LEVELS OF SECURITY RESPONSE TRAINING TO SATISFY MY PRE-EXISTING/JUST NOW MADE UP PREFERENCES. I NEED A GIANT DILDO IN MY ASS TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THIS."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39203807)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: godawful regret brethren

(azn manchild entertaining by children's entertainment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39207273)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:15 AM
Author: Ebony bull headed area headpube

I wouldn’t call it 180. More “ok”. It’s not terribly good, that said I want to keep watching and it’s better than TLJ for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206953)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 7:49 AM
Author: big overrated den telephone

watching episode 4, why can't these star wars nerds make one movie/show without a KICKASS female character? completely takes you out of it for no fucking reason.

edit: there are MULTIPLE KICKASS girls. GRRRRRRLLLL POWER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206787)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:07 AM
Author: seedy fortuitous meteor school

And why is Carano so distractingly fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206811)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:14 AM
Author: Ebony bull headed area headpube

Yep. The mandalorian guy is virtually indestructible, literally able to take on dozens of bounty hunters at once, but he met his match with one female who kicks his ass pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206951)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: violet library

This is now a requirement for any action movie -- cop show, capeshit, scifi, dragon show, etc.

And the original blame for this falls on white male nerds who whack off to 110 pound women in video games who kick ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39207287)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:15 AM
Author: Vibrant cocky point personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206954)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Stirring grizzly indian lodge yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206957)



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Date: January 24th, 2022 11:35 PM
Author: Sooty national security agency weed whacker

I'm three episodes in and it seems like they turned a video game into a movie. The mandalorian has some kind of vision that lets him see footprints like in a batman game, and he does side quests and has boss fights. There's even armor crafting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#43842445)



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Date: January 25th, 2022 8:51 PM
Author: godawful regret brethren

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#43847402)