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wife and i have been perfecting breakfast burritos

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore...
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
You have to go back
Yapping Station
  11/29/19
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carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
only hard part is rolling one up.
Frisky quadroon pit
  11/22/19
cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to s...
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together,...
Aquamarine multi-colored digit ratio sex offender
  11/22/19
you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a go...
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
trust me I know these things
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  05/08/24
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filthy transparent yarmulke
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sinister legend
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It sounds very very “California”
lascivious half-breed kitchen
  11/25/19
Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.
Aquamarine multi-colored digit ratio sex offender
  11/25/19
what ingredients are you using
Hilarious Background Story
  11/22/19
scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garl...
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
of all meats, why turkey?
effete property genital piercing
  11/22/19
yeah he lost me there too brother
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Frisky quadroon pit
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getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOB...
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just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burr...
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
people are fucked up man its a weird world
stubborn rose coldplay fan
  11/22/19
have children
Jet-lagged brunch
  11/22/19
we have 2, brother.
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
wtf
filthy transparent yarmulke
  11/22/19
wtf is your problem
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro
filthy transparent yarmulke
  11/22/19
yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of...
stubborn rose coldplay fan
  11/22/19
lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of h...
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shi...
stubborn rose coldplay fan
  11/22/19
ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around an...
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
im a slayer lol u fag
stubborn rose coldplay fan
  11/22/19
Tcr.
effete property genital piercing
  11/22/19
Sliced turkey? WTF?
milky wild newt
  11/25/19
This is an atrocity.
Cyan bateful juggernaut
  03/05/22
Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a sli...
Curious national bbw
  11/22/19
sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs ove...
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.
Curious national bbw
  11/22/19
that's over medium brej
Jet-lagged brunch
  11/22/19
but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?
insecure concupiscible love of her life forum
  11/22/19
finish your food I put fries in it
sinister legend
  11/22/19
fag
Wine Razzmatazz Set
  11/22/19
now get her to try something hard like a hamburger
Brindle clown
  11/22/19
she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his ...
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
big lunch week next week for sure
Brindle clown
  11/22/19
i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a...
carnelian provocative space
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enjoy having a fat wife
Azure Senate Telephone
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she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad bra...
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
Get back to me in 2 years
Azure Senate Telephone
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Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices
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  11/25/19
homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable a...
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so many haters on here it's wild. jealous because you don't ...
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in ...
stubborn rose coldplay fan
  11/22/19
man why do you have to hate so much i said we were perfec...
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
lol
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Frisky quadroon pit
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Breakfast burritos are best eaten on a chairlift before your...
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  11/22/19
hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
Well, my ass is certainly blown out!
Territorial Coral Piazza
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Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because ...
amethyst masturbator
  11/22/19
120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that a...
carnelian provocative space
  11/22/19
FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE
stubborn rose coldplay fan
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Territorial Coral Piazza
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sorry i can't put cock in it like you do
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filthy transparent yarmulke
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I like turkey
insecure concupiscible love of her life forum
  11/23/19
eye rike a turkey
stubborn rose coldplay fan
  11/23/19
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Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like...
bat-shit-crazy field kitty
  11/23/19
cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.
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  11/25/19
no you're both retarded on this one bro
Frisky quadroon pit
  11/25/19
I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presum...
bat-shit-crazy field kitty
  11/25/19
taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree th...
Frisky quadroon pit
  11/25/19
Same. I agree that the problem is with the egg/tortilla syn...
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you gotta chase your dreams, man
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Frisky quadroon pit
  11/23/19
this reminds me of the buttfuckers who piled on that fag who...
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  11/25/19
no, fag just let ppl do what they want instead of thinkin...
stubborn rose coldplay fan
  11/25/19
lol at gooky punctuation marks
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"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos&quo...
stubborn rose coldplay fan
  11/25/19
are you drunk?
Fragrant self-absorbed hospital
  11/25/19
are you a faggot chink?
stubborn rose coldplay fan
  11/25/19
sweet edit drunky
Fragrant self-absorbed hospital
  11/25/19
BING CHONG HE EDIT!!! wtf does that have to w anything u ...
stubborn rose coldplay fan
  11/25/19
lol
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Frisky quadroon pit
  11/25/19
and though a relatively trash fish, tilapia can be good if p...
Frisky quadroon pit
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Relatively? It's a 100% exclusive trash fish raised on liter...
Pearly Jap
  11/25/19
https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2016/03/09/the-new-abyssin...
Frisky quadroon pit
  11/25/19
calm down faggot
Fragrant self-absorbed hospital
  11/25/19
caramelized onions and red peppers were a 1800000 addition ...
carnelian provocative space
  11/25/19
Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito
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Frisky quadroon pit
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carnelian provocative space
  11/25/19
OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty
filthy transparent yarmulke
  11/25/19
Why poast this? You’re a gook pumo, nobody knows who y...
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Sounds like disgusting slop. For you to post this and think ...
Mind-boggling boistinker
  11/25/19
congrats on the 100 post thread brother
Hilarious Background Story
  11/25/19
All it takes is a little TURKEY
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happy thanksgiving
Hilarious Background Story
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Frisky quadroon pit
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LJL at how irate this thread made ppl
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Xo is an odd place.
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  11/29/19
Lol @ this guys shitty burrito
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filthy transparent yarmulke
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Poppy Irradiated Institution Pisswyrm
  11/29/19
Why is XO so MAF this dude is enjoying life?
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  11/25/19
found OP's asian wife
stubborn rose coldplay fan
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  11/25/19
Big day today!
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lascivious half-breed kitchen
  11/29/19
lmao this thread is johnsmeyerian. Love how he starts the bu...
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Frisky quadroon pit
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Yeah “burrito shell” made me lol
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  05/30/21
Incredible thread, lol hard every time it gets bumped
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  05/30/21
tbf, the breakfast burrito does sound like an atrocity that ...
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  05/09/22
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who the fuck wants to eat a "breakfast burrito" an...
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scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way tp
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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158049)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:48 AM
Author: Yapping Station

You have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189299)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158161)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit

only hard part is rolling one up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158164)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to stabilize it, then toss it on the pan to grill it for a few minutes so the shell gets crispier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158207)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine multi-colored digit ratio sex offender

I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together, but this "burrito" sounds like an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158704)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a good burrito brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158725)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: Histrionic menage

trust me I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645962)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: filthy transparent yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158728)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:04 PM
Author: sinister legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158825)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158900)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: hairraiser lavender selfie



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: lascivious half-breed kitchen

It sounds very very “California”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170271)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine multi-colored digit ratio sex offender

Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170370)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Hilarious Background Story

what ingredients are you using

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garlic salt, cheese thrown in at the end so it melts

avocado sliced

turkey slices cut up in small pieces

trader joe's burrito shell

trader joe's tator tots

more cheese

salsa verde in the burrito, hot sauce on the side

this weekend we're gonna experiment with roasted red peppers, diced tomato and caramelized onions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158220)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:48 PM
Author: effete property genital piercing

of all meats, why turkey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158229)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Hilarious Background Story

yeah he lost me there too brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158239)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOBIDEH in tomorrow, ty for the inspiration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158329)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: Hilarious Background Story



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: hairraiser lavender selfie



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Rough-skinned titillating address tattoo



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:56 PM
Author: effete property genital piercing



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Turquoise Disturbing Bawdyhouse Therapy



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:45 AM
Author: Cheese-eating spruce marketing idea double fault



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: chest-beating range round eye



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burrito is heavy enough on its own that i'm glad it's not a greasier meat like steak or bacon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158254)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan

people are fucked up man its a weird world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158436)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged brunch

have children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158244)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

we have 2, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158256)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: filthy transparent yarmulke

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158682)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:57 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

wtf is your problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158795)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:10 PM
Author: filthy transparent yarmulke

this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158850)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan

yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of the shit in it is trader josé’s

fuck you op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158909)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of his burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158917)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:31 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan

no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shitty food and tries to brag about it online

youre a huge faggot nothing you say matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158939)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around annoying the FUCK out of me but i know i can stomp you whenever i want so it's all good, enjoy your shitty life while it lasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158955)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan

im a slayer lol

u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158966)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: effete property genital piercing

Tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159070)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: milky wild newt

Sliced turkey? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169871)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Cyan bateful juggernaut

This is an atrocity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090569)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: Curious national bbw

Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a slice of cheddar, hot sauce, wrap and enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158260)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:54 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs over hard in their bb and you need some kind of potato.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158264)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:56 PM
Author: Curious national bbw

Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158279)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged brunch

that's over medium brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158297)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: insecure concupiscible love of her life forum

but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158424)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: sinister legend

finish your food I put fries in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158285)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:35 PM
Author: Wine Razzmatazz Set

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158672)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Brindle clown

now get her to try something hard like a hamburger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158680)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:38 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his wife over on sunday so she can shadow my wife as she preps our lunches for the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158683)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:39 PM
Author: Brindle clown

big lunch week next week for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158689)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158692)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: Azure Senate Telephone

enjoy having a fat wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158738)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad brah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158793)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:00 PM
Author: Azure Senate Telephone

Get back to me in 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158807)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: Pearly Jap

Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169797)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Adventurous pozpig mad cow disease

homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable and healthy thing for someone to eat, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090555)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

so many haters on here it's wild. jealous because you don't have a wife and you don't know how to make breakfast burritos half as tasty as mine, crying losing hoap as postmates delivers some lukewarm slop 3 days a week and you subsist on cereal and oatmeal on other days looking forward to weekends tipping some uninterested waitress $9 for your burger and two beers

this is why i don't like sharing anything with you guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158915)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan

no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in the ass to make while also having weird ingredients and tasting like shit

you cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158919)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

man why do you have to hate so much

i said we were perfecting it, not that it was perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158926)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:56 PM
Author: translucent alcoholic knife legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169666)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169704)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189533)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169706)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Territorial Coral Piazza

Breakfast burritos are best eaten on a chairlift before your first run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158918)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158921)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Territorial Coral Piazza

Well, my ass is certainly blown out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158923)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: amethyst masturbator

Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because the chef's wife convinced him to go vegan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158925)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that are pretty good these days



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158929)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan

FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158942)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: Territorial Coral Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158957)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

sorry i can't put cock in it like you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158968)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: filthy transparent yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158974)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Turquoise Disturbing Bawdyhouse Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159289)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: hairraiser lavender selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159313)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 5:42 AM
Author: insecure concupiscible love of her life forum

I like turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160189)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan

eye rike a turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161694)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: effete property genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189339)



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Date: April 19th, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Maize Electric Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42306948)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:14 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy field kitty

Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like once a year and always hate it. I think it's the egg with tortilla idk but happy your 162 thing brings you joy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160227)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author: translucent alcoholic knife legal warrant

cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169671)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit

no you're both retarded on this one bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169709)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy field kitty

I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presumably has had good versions of this. Something just isn't right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169794)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit

taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree that eating turkey in a burrito of any kind is akin to delighting in shit eating (i.e. indicates something's a lil' off with u)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169812)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: translucent alcoholic knife legal warrant

Same. I agree that the problem is with the egg/tortilla synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645955)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:22 AM
Author: fishy wonderful meetinghouse

you gotta chase your dreams, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160236)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: insecure concupiscible love of her life forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160239)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161398)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed hospital

this reminds me of the buttfuckers who piled on that fag who was legit impressed by his wife's tilapia. just let ppl enjoy some stuff you queers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169721)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan

no, fag

just let ppl do what they want instead of thinking they should listen to a bunch of gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169748)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: translucent alcoholic knife legal warrant

lol at gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169881)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan

"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos"

and you defend this "man" jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169762)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed hospital

are you drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169770)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan

are you a faggot chink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169785)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed hospital

sweet edit drunky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169826)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan

BING CHONG HE EDIT!!!

wtf does that have to w anything u 5 IQ sperg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169865)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:34 PM
Author: filthy transparent yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169957)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169778)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit

and though a relatively trash fish, tilapia can be good if prepared remarkably well, for that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169784)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Pearly Jap

Relatively? It's a 100% exclusive trash fish raised on literal shit in Chinese hellponds. You can douse it in enough ketchup to mask the shit, but let's not pretend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169813)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit

https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2016/03/09/the-new-abyssinian-kitchen-is-portlands-most-upscale-ethiopian-restaurant/

eat it at a restaurant like this with an open mind, and maybe you'd like it bro.

i know what the fish is. carp is also a shit fish. asian peeps can manage to make it taste good, on occasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169824)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed hospital

calm down faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169833)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

caramelized onions and red peppers were a 1800000 addition

however wife and i have resolved to eat these a little less as there is a DISTURBING amount of food inside a burrito, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169756)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: Peach razzle office

Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169908)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169946)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169950)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: filthy transparent yarmulke

OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169951)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: slap-happy puce travel guidebook

Why poast this? You’re a gook pumo, nobody knows who you are or that you have a wife, you’re making shit burritos. Why poast this? Explain your reasoning pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170057)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling boistinker

Sounds like disgusting slop. For you to post this and think its notable you must be an awkward weird loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170062)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Hilarious Background Story

congrats on the 100 post thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: bistre trip stock car trailer park

All it takes is a little TURKEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170202)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Hilarious Background Story

happy thanksgiving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170206)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170207)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: carnelian provocative space

LJL at how irate this thread made ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170213)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170218)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Hilarious Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170221)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: bistre trip stock car trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170260)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring scarlet library national security agency

Xo is an odd place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170643)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: Rough-skinned titillating address tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189294)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: light mexican

Lol @ this guys shitty burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170273)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: filthy transparent yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170436)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Poppy Irradiated Institution Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189276)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring scarlet library national security agency

Why is XO so MAF this dude is enjoying life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170515)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: stubborn rose coldplay fan

found OP's asian wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170519)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: startled psychic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170559)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170611)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy field kitty

Big day today!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189350)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189523)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: lascivious half-breed kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189680)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: iridescent spectacular striped hyena reading party

lmao this thread is johnsmeyerian. Love how he starts the burrito description “scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way...” to sort of hook you so that “turkey slices cut up in small pieces, trader joe's burrito shell, etc.” are extra stunning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39207510)



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Date: March 27th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: Frisky quadroon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39876423)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Racy useless brakes organic girlfriend

Yeah “burrito shell” made me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43710009)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Adventurous pozpig mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090572)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy field kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#40101700)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:09 AM
Author: big volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544394)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:14 AM
Author: Rough-skinned titillating address tattoo

Incredible thread, lol hard every time it gets bumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544409)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Diverse rambunctious chapel potus

tbf, the breakfast burrito does sound like an atrocity that should not be tried at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544445)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:29 AM
Author: Glittery Harsh Center Sweet Tailpipe

Try this: omelette with mushrooms and cheese, add fresh pico de Gallo if desired

Bacon

Toast with butter and jam if desired

Fresh fruit

Breakfast doesn not, and has never, needed a fucking burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544447)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Racy useless brakes organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43709999)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:45 PM
Author: Frozen snowy public bath windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090529)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Pontificating theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477410)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:15 AM
Author: Poppy Irradiated Institution Pisswyrm

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477557)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:16 AM
Author: Idiotic chartreuse stead

this reminds me of fulano's cold cut shabu shabu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477562)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Fragrant self-absorbed hospital

who the fuck wants to eat a "breakfast burrito" anyways? just make bacon and eggs you dumb nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477577)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 5:18 PM
Author: cerebral cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#45165819)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:40 PM
Author: contagious doobsian scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645891)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Cracking charcoal mediation

scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645894)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: Bull Headed Azn Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645906)



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Date: May 20th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: boyish mustard cuckold



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Date: May 20th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: passionate bossy rehab friendly grandma

jews are self obsessed enemies of excellence in every form

their delusional pride in mediocrity knows no bounds



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