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wife and i have been perfecting breakfast burritos

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
You have to go back
curious mother
  11/29/19
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Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
only hard part is rolling one up.
snowy lodge reading party
  11/22/19
cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to s...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together,...
swollen tattoo
  11/22/19
you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a go...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
trust me I know these things
Wine nubile location incel
  05/08/24
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Bearded cruise ship boiling water
  11/22/19
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lavender splenetic garrison
  11/22/19
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sooty theater stage dysfunction
  11/22/19
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floppy embarrassed to the bone sweet tailpipe
  11/22/19
It sounds very very “California”
Clear stead
  11/25/19
Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.
swollen tattoo
  11/25/19
what ingredients are you using
Aggressive milk
  11/22/19
scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garl...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
of all meats, why turkey?
Hairraiser theatre selfie
  11/22/19
yeah he lost me there too brother
Aggressive milk
  11/22/19
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snowy lodge reading party
  11/22/19
getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOB...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
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snowy lodge reading party
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Aggressive milk
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floppy embarrassed to the bone sweet tailpipe
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dun titillating field
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sooty theater stage dysfunction
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Hairraiser theatre selfie
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Poppy duck-like ticket booth
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domesticated rehab
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drab hyperactive chad
  11/22/19
just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burr...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
people are fucked up man its a weird world
sooty theater stage dysfunction
  11/22/19
have children
glittery lime immigrant ladyboy
  11/22/19
we have 2, brother.
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
wtf
Bearded cruise ship boiling water
  11/22/19
wtf is your problem
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro
Bearded cruise ship boiling water
  11/22/19
yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of...
sooty theater stage dysfunction
  11/22/19
lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of h...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shi...
sooty theater stage dysfunction
  11/22/19
ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around an...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
im a slayer lol u fag
sooty theater stage dysfunction
  11/22/19
Tcr.
Hairraiser theatre selfie
  11/22/19
Sliced turkey? WTF?
cobalt psychic sneaky criminal
  11/25/19
This is an atrocity.
aphrodisiac affirmative action people who are hurt
  03/05/22
Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a sli...
Disrespectful galvanic coffee pot
  11/22/19
sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs ove...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.
Disrespectful galvanic coffee pot
  11/22/19
that's over medium brej
glittery lime immigrant ladyboy
  11/22/19
but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?
abnormal vibrant principal's office
  11/22/19
finish your food I put fries in it
lavender splenetic garrison
  11/22/19
fag
Bistre national security agency hominid
  11/22/19
now get her to try something hard like a hamburger
Frisky azn striped hyena
  11/22/19
she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his ...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
big lunch week next week for sure
Frisky azn striped hyena
  11/22/19
i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
enjoy having a fat wife
Metal henna cuck genital piercing
  11/22/19
she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad bra...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
Get back to me in 2 years
Metal henna cuck genital piercing
  11/22/19
Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices
amber legal warrant site
  11/25/19
homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable a...
mustard hairless library
  03/05/22
so many haters on here it's wild. jealous because you don't ...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in ...
sooty theater stage dysfunction
  11/22/19
man why do you have to hate so much i said we were perfec...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
lol
vivacious plaza macaca
  11/25/19
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snowy lodge reading party
  11/25/19
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sooty theater stage dysfunction
  11/29/19
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snowy lodge reading party
  11/25/19
Breakfast burritos are best eaten on a chairlift before your...
Laughsome khaki indian lodge clown
  11/22/19
hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
Well, my ass is certainly blown out!
Laughsome khaki indian lodge clown
  11/22/19
Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because ...
irradiated toaster death wish
  11/22/19
120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that a...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/22/19
FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE
sooty theater stage dysfunction
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Laughsome khaki indian lodge clown
  11/22/19
sorry i can't put cock in it like you do
Shaky frozen water buffalo
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Bearded cruise ship boiling water
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Poppy duck-like ticket booth
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floppy embarrassed to the bone sweet tailpipe
  11/22/19
I like turkey
abnormal vibrant principal's office
  11/23/19
eye rike a turkey
sooty theater stage dysfunction
  11/23/19
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Hairraiser theatre selfie
  11/29/19
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Lascivious locus laser beams
  04/19/21
Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like...
confused flirting office internal respiration
  11/23/19
cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.
vivacious plaza macaca
  11/25/19
no you're both retarded on this one bro
snowy lodge reading party
  11/25/19
I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presum...
confused flirting office internal respiration
  11/25/19
taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree th...
snowy lodge reading party
  11/25/19
Same. I agree that the problem is with the egg/tortilla syn...
vivacious plaza macaca
  05/08/24
you gotta chase your dreams, man
flushed forum hunting ground
  11/23/19
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abnormal vibrant principal's office
  11/23/19
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snowy lodge reading party
  11/23/19
this reminds me of the buttfuckers who piled on that fag who...
Magenta out-of-control depressive
  11/25/19
no, fag just let ppl do what they want instead of thinkin...
sooty theater stage dysfunction
  11/25/19
lol at gooky punctuation marks
vivacious plaza macaca
  11/25/19
"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos&quo...
sooty theater stage dysfunction
  11/25/19
are you drunk?
Magenta out-of-control depressive
  11/25/19
are you a faggot chink?
sooty theater stage dysfunction
  11/25/19
sweet edit drunky
Magenta out-of-control depressive
  11/25/19
BING CHONG HE EDIT!!! wtf does that have to w anything u ...
sooty theater stage dysfunction
  11/25/19
lol
Bearded cruise ship boiling water
  11/25/19
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snowy lodge reading party
  11/25/19
and though a relatively trash fish, tilapia can be good if p...
snowy lodge reading party
  11/25/19
Relatively? It's a 100% exclusive trash fish raised on liter...
amber legal warrant site
  11/25/19
https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2016/03/09/the-new-abyssin...
snowy lodge reading party
  11/25/19
calm down faggot
Magenta out-of-control depressive
  11/25/19
caramelized onions and red peppers were a 1800000 addition ...
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/25/19
Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito
Razzle-dazzle Preventive Strike
  11/25/19
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snowy lodge reading party
  11/25/19
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Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/25/19
OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty
Bearded cruise ship boiling water
  11/25/19
Why poast this? You’re a gook pumo, nobody knows who y...
Electric shimmering kitchen
  11/25/19
Sounds like disgusting slop. For you to post this and think ...
Aqua antidepressant drug abode
  11/25/19
congrats on the 100 post thread brother
Aggressive milk
  11/25/19
All it takes is a little TURKEY
disturbing dull becky business firm
  11/25/19
happy thanksgiving
Aggressive milk
  11/25/19
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snowy lodge reading party
  11/25/19
LJL at how irate this thread made ppl
Shaky frozen water buffalo
  11/25/19
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snowy lodge reading party
  11/25/19
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Aggressive milk
  11/25/19
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disturbing dull becky business firm
  11/25/19
Xo is an odd place.
slap-happy insanely creepy indirect expression corner
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dun titillating field
  11/29/19
Lol @ this guys shitty burrito
lemon school cafeteria ceo
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Bearded cruise ship boiling water
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fragrant public bath
  11/29/19
Why is XO so MAF this dude is enjoying life?
slap-happy insanely creepy indirect expression corner
  11/25/19
found OP's asian wife
sooty theater stage dysfunction
  11/25/19
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Painfully honest spectacular volcanic crater
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snowy lodge reading party
  11/25/19
Big day today!
confused flirting office internal respiration
  11/29/19
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snowy lodge reading party
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Clear stead
  11/29/19
lmao this thread is johnsmeyerian. Love how he starts the bu...
emerald gaming laptop lay
  12/03/19
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snowy lodge reading party
  03/27/20
Yeah “burrito shell” made me lol
ultramarine round eye
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mustard hairless library
  03/05/22
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confused flirting office internal respiration
  04/27/20
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ruddy base
  05/30/21
Incredible thread, lol hard every time it gets bumped
dun titillating field
  05/30/21
tbf, the breakfast burrito does sound like an atrocity that ...
Gold adulterous institution
  05/30/21
Try this: omelette with mushrooms and cheese, add fresh pico...
naked hateful set
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ultramarine round eye
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pearly wonderful meetinghouse philosopher-king
  03/05/22
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fuchsia razzle really tough guy
  05/08/22
Ljl
fragrant public bath
  05/09/22
this reminds me of fulano's cold cut shabu shabu
indigo knife church building
  05/09/22
who the fuck wants to eat a "breakfast burrito" an...
Magenta out-of-control depressive
  05/09/22
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Sapphire hell persian
  09/13/22
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Misanthropic therapy hissy fit
  05/08/24
scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way tp
Thirsty Twinkling Athletic Conference
  05/08/24
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Big crystalline digit ratio dilemma
  05/08/24


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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158049)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:48 AM
Author: curious mother

You have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189299)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158161)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party

only hard part is rolling one up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158164)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to stabilize it, then toss it on the pan to grill it for a few minutes so the shell gets crispier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158207)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: swollen tattoo

I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together, but this "burrito" sounds like an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158704)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a good burrito brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158725)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: Wine nubile location incel

trust me I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645962)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: Bearded cruise ship boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158728)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:04 PM
Author: lavender splenetic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158825)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158900)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159304)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Clear stead

It sounds very very “California”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170271)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: swollen tattoo

Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170370)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Aggressive milk

what ingredients are you using

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garlic salt, cheese thrown in at the end so it melts

avocado sliced

turkey slices cut up in small pieces

trader joe's burrito shell

trader joe's tator tots

more cheese

salsa verde in the burrito, hot sauce on the side

this weekend we're gonna experiment with roasted red peppers, diced tomato and caramelized onions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158220)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser theatre selfie

of all meats, why turkey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158229)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Aggressive milk

yeah he lost me there too brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158239)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158273)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOBIDEH in tomorrow, ty for the inspiration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158329)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: Aggressive milk



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159307)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: dun titillating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189282)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158433)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser theatre selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158532)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Poppy duck-like ticket booth



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:45 AM
Author: domesticated rehab



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: drab hyperactive chad



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burrito is heavy enough on its own that i'm glad it's not a greasier meat like steak or bacon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158254)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction

people are fucked up man its a weird world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158436)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: glittery lime immigrant ladyboy

have children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158244)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

we have 2, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158256)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Bearded cruise ship boiling water

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158682)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:57 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

wtf is your problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158795)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:10 PM
Author: Bearded cruise ship boiling water

this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158850)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction

yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of the shit in it is trader josé’s

fuck you op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158909)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of his burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158917)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:31 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction

no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shitty food and tries to brag about it online

youre a huge faggot nothing you say matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158939)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around annoying the FUCK out of me but i know i can stomp you whenever i want so it's all good, enjoy your shitty life while it lasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158955)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction

im a slayer lol

u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158966)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser theatre selfie

Tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159070)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: cobalt psychic sneaky criminal

Sliced turkey? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169871)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac affirmative action people who are hurt

This is an atrocity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090569)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: Disrespectful galvanic coffee pot

Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a slice of cheddar, hot sauce, wrap and enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158260)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:54 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs over hard in their bb and you need some kind of potato.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158264)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:56 PM
Author: Disrespectful galvanic coffee pot

Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158279)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: glittery lime immigrant ladyboy

that's over medium brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158297)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: abnormal vibrant principal's office

but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158424)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: lavender splenetic garrison

finish your food I put fries in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158285)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:35 PM
Author: Bistre national security agency hominid

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158672)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Frisky azn striped hyena

now get her to try something hard like a hamburger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158680)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:38 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his wife over on sunday so she can shadow my wife as she preps our lunches for the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158683)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:39 PM
Author: Frisky azn striped hyena

big lunch week next week for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158689)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158692)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: Metal henna cuck genital piercing

enjoy having a fat wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158738)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad brah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158793)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:00 PM
Author: Metal henna cuck genital piercing

Get back to me in 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158807)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: amber legal warrant site

Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169797)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: mustard hairless library

homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable and healthy thing for someone to eat, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090555)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

so many haters on here it's wild. jealous because you don't have a wife and you don't know how to make breakfast burritos half as tasty as mine, crying losing hoap as postmates delivers some lukewarm slop 3 days a week and you subsist on cereal and oatmeal on other days looking forward to weekends tipping some uninterested waitress $9 for your burger and two beers

this is why i don't like sharing anything with you guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158915)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction

no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in the ass to make while also having weird ingredients and tasting like shit

you cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158919)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

man why do you have to hate so much

i said we were perfecting it, not that it was perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158926)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:56 PM
Author: vivacious plaza macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169666)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169704)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189533)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169706)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Laughsome khaki indian lodge clown

Breakfast burritos are best eaten on a chairlift before your first run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158918)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158921)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Laughsome khaki indian lodge clown

Well, my ass is certainly blown out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158923)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: irradiated toaster death wish

Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because the chef's wife convinced him to go vegan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158925)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that are pretty good these days



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158929)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction

FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158942)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: Laughsome khaki indian lodge clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158957)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

sorry i can't put cock in it like you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158968)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: Bearded cruise ship boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158974)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: Poppy duck-like ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159289)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: floppy embarrassed to the bone sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159313)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 5:42 AM
Author: abnormal vibrant principal's office

I like turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160189)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction

eye rike a turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161694)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser theatre selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189339)



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Date: April 19th, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Lascivious locus laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42306948)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:14 AM
Author: confused flirting office internal respiration

Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like once a year and always hate it. I think it's the egg with tortilla idk but happy your 162 thing brings you joy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160227)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author: vivacious plaza macaca

cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169671)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party

no you're both retarded on this one bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169709)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: confused flirting office internal respiration

I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presumably has had good versions of this. Something just isn't right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169794)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party

taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree that eating turkey in a burrito of any kind is akin to delighting in shit eating (i.e. indicates something's a lil' off with u)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169812)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: vivacious plaza macaca

Same. I agree that the problem is with the egg/tortilla synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645955)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:22 AM
Author: flushed forum hunting ground

you gotta chase your dreams, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160236)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: abnormal vibrant principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160239)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161398)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: Magenta out-of-control depressive

this reminds me of the buttfuckers who piled on that fag who was legit impressed by his wife's tilapia. just let ppl enjoy some stuff you queers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169721)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction

no, fag

just let ppl do what they want instead of thinking they should listen to a bunch of gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169748)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: vivacious plaza macaca

lol at gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169881)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction

"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos"

and you defend this "man" jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169762)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Magenta out-of-control depressive

are you drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169770)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction

are you a faggot chink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169785)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Magenta out-of-control depressive

sweet edit drunky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169826)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction

BING CHONG HE EDIT!!!

wtf does that have to w anything u 5 IQ sperg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169865)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:34 PM
Author: Bearded cruise ship boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169957)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169778)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party

and though a relatively trash fish, tilapia can be good if prepared remarkably well, for that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169784)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: amber legal warrant site

Relatively? It's a 100% exclusive trash fish raised on literal shit in Chinese hellponds. You can douse it in enough ketchup to mask the shit, but let's not pretend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169813)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party

https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2016/03/09/the-new-abyssinian-kitchen-is-portlands-most-upscale-ethiopian-restaurant/

eat it at a restaurant like this with an open mind, and maybe you'd like it bro.

i know what the fish is. carp is also a shit fish. asian peeps can manage to make it taste good, on occasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169824)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Magenta out-of-control depressive

calm down faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169833)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

caramelized onions and red peppers were a 1800000 addition

however wife and i have resolved to eat these a little less as there is a DISTURBING amount of food inside a burrito, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169756)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Preventive Strike

Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169908)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169946)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169950)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: Bearded cruise ship boiling water

OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169951)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: Electric shimmering kitchen

Why poast this? You’re a gook pumo, nobody knows who you are or that you have a wife, you’re making shit burritos. Why poast this? Explain your reasoning pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170057)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Aqua antidepressant drug abode

Sounds like disgusting slop. For you to post this and think its notable you must be an awkward weird loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170062)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Aggressive milk

congrats on the 100 post thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: disturbing dull becky business firm

All it takes is a little TURKEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170202)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Aggressive milk

happy thanksgiving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170206)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170207)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Shaky frozen water buffalo

LJL at how irate this thread made ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170213)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170218)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Aggressive milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170221)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: disturbing dull becky business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170260)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: slap-happy insanely creepy indirect expression corner

Xo is an odd place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170643)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: dun titillating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189294)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: lemon school cafeteria ceo

Lol @ this guys shitty burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170273)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: Bearded cruise ship boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170436)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: fragrant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189276)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: slap-happy insanely creepy indirect expression corner

Why is XO so MAF this dude is enjoying life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170515)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: sooty theater stage dysfunction

found OP's asian wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170519)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Painfully honest spectacular volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170559)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170611)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: confused flirting office internal respiration

Big day today!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189350)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: snowy lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189523)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: Clear stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189680)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: emerald gaming laptop lay

lmao this thread is johnsmeyerian. Love how he starts the burrito description “scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way...” to sort of hook you so that “turkey slices cut up in small pieces, trader joe's burrito shell, etc.” are extra stunning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39207510)



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Date: March 27th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: snowy lodge reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39876423)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: ultramarine round eye

Yeah “burrito shell” made me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43710009)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: mustard hairless library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090572)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: confused flirting office internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#40101700)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:09 AM
Author: ruddy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544394)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:14 AM
Author: dun titillating field

Incredible thread, lol hard every time it gets bumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544409)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Gold adulterous institution

tbf, the breakfast burrito does sound like an atrocity that should not be tried at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544445)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:29 AM
Author: naked hateful set

Try this: omelette with mushrooms and cheese, add fresh pico de Gallo if desired

Bacon

Toast with butter and jam if desired

Fresh fruit

Breakfast doesn not, and has never, needed a fucking burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544447)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: ultramarine round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43709999)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:45 PM
Author: pearly wonderful meetinghouse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090529)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: fuchsia razzle really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477410)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:15 AM
Author: fragrant public bath

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477557)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:16 AM
Author: indigo knife church building

this reminds me of fulano's cold cut shabu shabu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477562)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Magenta out-of-control depressive

who the fuck wants to eat a "breakfast burrito" anyways? just make bacon and eggs you dumb nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477577)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 5:18 PM
Author: Sapphire hell persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#45165819)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:40 PM
Author: Misanthropic therapy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645891)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: Thirsty Twinkling Athletic Conference

scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645894)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: Big crystalline digit ratio dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645906)