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Paul Hastings LA summer fired?

An email going around the internets: So here's some good ...
zxcvzxcv  06/23/06
...
[Board administrators control this account.]  06/23/06
What about the confidentiality agreements they had to sign?
zxcvzxcv  06/23/06
...
[Board administrators control this account.]  06/23/06
http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/clubs-fetch-msg.tcl?topic=...
zxcvzxcv  06/23/06
confirmed...I know an HR person in one of PH's offices and t...
kurtcobain  06/29/06
well, if it's stabbing, dude should definitely be fired. but...
Evan-2001  06/29/06
depends on the gun
kurtcobain  06/29/06
by the way, can a niggah get a link to a pic of the fiancee?...
Evan-2001  06/29/06
i'll do my best to get one and if i can i'll post it.
kurtcobain  06/29/06
Some USC people were talking about this, seems like they kne...
Hazelrah  06/29/06
They freshly vaccumed his carpets? This is how office violen...
174  06/23/06
No greater an insult.
Jesus Gypsy  06/23/06
damn.
bigpapapump  06/23/06
indian---figures.
Joey  06/23/06
This is what happens when you start hiring indians for your ...
enchilada of evil  06/23/06
I love the generic "you don't fuckin know me" line...
bigpapapump  06/23/06
It's a classic low-class line.
Farm Implements and Crapturds in a Landscape  06/23/06
"I do what I want!" would have been nice, too.
Jesus Gypsy  06/23/06
"Quit frontin'" is good too
Farm Implements and Crapturds in a Landscape  06/23/06
"you need to sit down"
fulano  06/29/06
He doesn't look indian: http://www.myspace.com/aabraham ...
Lawyer_Milloy  06/29/06
Does he need a full headress and have to be doing a rain dan...
ICE  06/29/06
173
Al Davis's leaky brain  06/29/06
you have to understand, this chick was hot.
Mahendra Singh Dhoni  06/23/06
you should have written your phone number on a slip of paper...
45 yo man posting from Filene's basement  06/23/06
Kumar, this is Daddy.
Farm Implements and Crapturds in a Landscape  06/23/06
Daddy's not coming anywhere.
bigpapapump  06/23/06
Dood got fired, but I heard it slightly differently. 1st,...
Al Davis's leaky brain  06/23/06
"1st, he is a paki, not dot. "
45 yo man posting from Filene's basement  06/23/06
HaHa. Did you just imply Canadians are the same as American...
Al Davis's leaky brain  06/23/06
dmferry = bigest idiot ever
Joey  06/23/06
Canucks will take the tiniest shred of a difference and blow...
45 yo man posting from Filene's basement  06/23/06
I don't think that Canadians are any more different from Ame...
Subotai, thief and archer  06/24/06
Idaho and Quebec? They speak another fucking language. I...
IronMonkey  06/29/06
do you know his name?
%\  06/23/06
85% sure, but I wouldn't post it anyway even if I was 100%. ...
Al Davis's leaky brain  06/23/06
from what i know of indian and pakistani names, if it has a ...
%\  06/23/06
Has neither. Is actually not that bizarre. It is the same ...
Al Davis's leaky brain  06/23/06
...
[Board administrators control this account.]  06/23/06
Kubla for sure.
Al Davis's leaky brain  06/23/06
Zedung?
D:  06/23/06
Pretty sure that has a Z in it.
Al Davis's leaky brain  06/23/06
Confucious?
Joey  06/23/06
Damn dood.
Al Davis's leaky brain  06/23/06
what?
Joey  06/23/06
Shitty guess.
Al Davis's leaky brain  06/23/06
no its not bitch. confucious is azn. HTH retard.
Joey  06/23/06
lolz you are a dumb but funny kid. i hope you're shtick.
%\  06/23/06
How hot was the blonde bitch?
D:  06/23/06
Hey - we could call the guy Thakkar Max.
45 yo man posting from Filene's basement  06/23/06
yeah, i was thinking of TM too, though as he tells the story...
%\  06/23/06
I laughed.
In Soviet Russia, Rule 12 violates YOU!  06/24/06
lol.
Herro_Radies  06/24/06
I've known/known of ppl that got fired during their SA job. ...
Hittin' It This Second  06/23/06
for laziness, incompetence, or some kind of meltdown like th...
%\  06/23/06
I should have been fired any number of times by this point i...
Always Adding Value  06/23/06
When I was in law school (7 or so years ago) there was a gre...
Edith Jones  06/24/06
thats my favorite story
fulano  06/29/06
That sounds too good to be true. Like that story about the ...
Al Davis's leaky brain  06/29/06
I have never felt bad. In every single story I ever heard of...
Implied Warrantonin  06/24/06
Thank you come again!
LeiTTTer  06/23/06
Underappreciated.
O RLY?  06/29/06
I didn't want to respond, but I chuckled.
andrew  06/29/06
How could anyone be this dumb?
David Krieg  06/24/06
I'm actually amazed this doesn't happen each and every time ...
Always Adding Value  06/24/06
On a particularly bad night, I can imagine being that dumb a...
David Krieg  06/24/06
Fair enough. I can see it happening pretty easily with so...
Always Adding Value  06/24/06
Moral of the story: after the second drink, switch to coke.
Subotai, thief and archer  06/24/06
Or "learn to drink." One of those.
Always Adding Value  06/24/06
Meh, better safe than sorry. Even the most seasoned drinker...
Subotai, thief and archer  06/24/06
Meh, that sounds lame. You know who to avoid. You don't ne...
Always Adding Value  06/24/06
Credited. Even semi-plastered you should have the presence ...
Tim Daotua  06/24/06
The key words in the story are "firm-sponsored happy ho...
Implied Warrantonin  06/24/06
Eh, they want you to get a little tipsy at the official happ...
Tim Daotua  06/24/06
Fair enough. I suppose there could also be less severe co...
Subotai, thief and archer  06/24/06
Not with the hiring committee or anything, but with the youn...
Always Adding Value  06/24/06
That's what I was thinking.
Subotai, thief and archer  06/24/06
New moral of the story: don't loudly and drunkenly exclaim h...
Subotai, thief and archer  06/24/06
Even newer moral of the story: after making an ass of yourse...
. . . . . . . .  06/24/06
176.
David Krieg  06/24/06
That's a good moral.
Always Adding Value  06/24/06
i got this same forward. true or false?
Evan-2001  06/29/06
confirmed, read my post above
kurtcobain  06/29/06
name/myspace
JSouter  06/29/06
...
.. .... .. .... .. ....  06/29/06
he looks like the biggest douche imaginable. wow
fulano  06/29/06
...
.. .... .. .... .. ....  06/29/06
I agree with you on most things. I just want you to keep yo...
fulano  06/29/06
...
.. .... .. .... .. ....  06/29/06
Well that's amazing. Is that the guy?
zxcvzxcv  06/29/06
...
.. .... .. .... .. ....  06/29/06
Are we sure that's him? Why would he leave it up? btw, I'...
andrew  06/29/06
I saw the PH, but he's not the only one.
zxcvzxcv  06/29/06
Sigma Chi at Yale?
Implied Warrantonin  06/29/06
Was wondering when the first SA story of the summer would co...
Great Teacher Onizuka  06/29/06
The anticipation was hellacioius, no?
The California Bar  06/29/06
It was for me. I hope more stories surface soon.
174  06/29/06
This is outstanding.
andrew  06/29/06
Is it true that a Playmate posts here?
Maastricht  06/29/06
Can you get fired for incompetence or being a shitty memo wr...
Done and done  06/29/06
...
.. .... .. .... .. ....  06/29/06
yeah, i think it would almost have to be willful incompetenc...
2nd Year Biglaw Shittigator  06/29/06
It would have to be SUPER incompetence to get you fired. Pr...
O RLY?  06/29/06
This is my favorite quote on his myspace page: "I mo...
Titus Pullo  06/29/06
He's apparently friends with Batman: http://profile.myspace...
Dr. Doom  06/29/06
maybe he secretly knows that the guy he stabbed/shot is actu...
2nd Year Biglaw Shittigator  06/29/06
I hope he doesn't stab her: http://profile.myspace.com/in...
Dr. Doom  06/29/06
Yep, I heard this one through the grapevine.
Lucky Wang  06/29/06
sad. this guy must have been *really* sexually frustrated.
rasquach  06/29/06
There was no fiance. Everyone at PH that i've spoken to or t...
SC_Rob  06/29/06
Whoever ratted him out should also be 86ed.
Al Davis's leaky brain  06/29/06
So wait, did the guy get fired for 'making a derogatory comm...
trolljunkie  06/29/06
the resulting confrontation and aforementioned death threats...
SC_Rob  06/29/06
Was the happy hour where the confrontation occurred at the f...
Implied Warrantonin  06/29/06
my understanding was at a bar
SC_Rob  06/29/06
Last comment on his wall... "hey baby, your still my n...
Zoomtard is the fastest!!!!  06/29/06
Myspace account deleted : ( I guess that's what 1000 mock...
The California Bar  06/30/06
did anyone who knows ever confirm that was actually him?
trolljunkie  06/30/06
Yeah, some USC summers at my firm confirmed it was him.
Hazelrah  06/30/06


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Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: zxcvzxcv

An email going around the internets:

So here's some good summer associate gossip. One of the girls I work with has a good friend who is a summer at Paul Hastings LA office and apparently witnessed this first hand. I think, though I'm not sure exactly, that this took place Tuesday night.

So they were having a firm sponsored happy hour. You know the drill. One of the summer associates apparently got out of his gourd wasted. He goes to USC (figures), and was reported to be a very quiet and polite Indian guy. Not this night though. A very well liked senior associate was there with his pretty, blonde, fiance. The summer associate starts to say really loudly and angrily about how he would like to F*** her. Everyone around, including the associate can hear this. He keeps going, despite people trying to shut him up and is extremely vulgar and profane. Eventually the associate whose fiance this is comes up to him and tells him that he understands that he is drunk, but he should really just keep it down because he's making a scene. Very nice way of dealing with the situation, considering. Instead of shutting up at this point, the summer associate goes off. Things along the line of "you don't F****ing know me you F****" and apparently threatened to stab the associate. Yeah.

So the next day he has the balls to show up at work, only to find that his desk has been cleared out, his carpets all freshly vacumed, etc. Done for.

I've heard of people not getting offers, but never straight up fired in the middle of the summer. Can you imagine? How will he ever work again? He's going to have to become a sole practicioner in Oklahoma...

Now, I'll admit the possibility of exageration, but the fact that he got fired is for sure, so he had to have done at least most of what's reported... hehehe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056872)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: [Board administrators control this account.] (HACKED)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056892)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: zxcvzxcv

What about the confidentiality agreements they had to sign?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056955)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: [Board administrators control this account.] (HACKED)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056995)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: zxcvzxcv

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/clubs-fetch-msg.tcl?topic=Greedy%20NY&msg_id=0031Kd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056899)




Date: June 29th, 2006 1:38 AM
Author: kurtcobain

confirmed...I know an HR person in one of PH's offices and this indeed happened...

Correction: He asked the person the senior associate to step outside, moreover, instead of stabbing more like "shooting" the senior associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099862)




Date: June 29th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: Evan-2001

well, if it's stabbing, dude should definitely be fired. but is shooting so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099883)




Date: June 29th, 2006 1:43 AM
Author: kurtcobain

depends on the gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099904)




Date: June 29th, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: Evan-2001

by the way, can a niggah get a link to a pic of the fiancee??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099919)




Date: June 29th, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: kurtcobain

i'll do my best to get one and if i can i'll post it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099942)




Date: June 29th, 2006 2:50 AM
Author: Hazelrah

Some USC people were talking about this, seems like they knew the guy. If you're working with some USC people they can probably confirm -- apparently this has been spreading across the USC mailing lists or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100432)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: 174 (No one really wins this time.)

They freshly vaccumed his carpets? This is how office violence starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056909)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Jesus Gypsy (Engineers do not pipette semen.)

No greater an insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057043)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: bigpapapump

damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056919)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Joey

indian---figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056934)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: enchilada of evil (sometimes, even I don't know if I'm serious)

This is what happens when you start hiring indians for your domestic office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056935)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: bigpapapump

I love the generic "you don't fuckin know me" line.

Last time I heard that in person, the guy spouting that line got decked Chuck Liddell on Randy Couture style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056948)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Farm Implements and Crapturds in a Landscape

It's a classic low-class line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057038)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Jesus Gypsy (Engineers do not pipette semen.)

"I do what I want!" would have been nice, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057052)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Farm Implements and Crapturds in a Landscape

"Quit frontin'" is good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057120)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:16 AM
Author: fulano (where the fuck is ROB?)

"you need to sit down"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100989)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:42 AM
Author: Lawyer_Milloy

He doesn't look indian:

http://www.myspace.com/aabraham

from a below post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101059)




Date: June 29th, 2006 10:23 AM
Author: ICE (Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear)

Does he need a full headress and have to be doing a rain dance for you to believe it, racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101215)




Date: June 29th, 2006 10:25 AM
Author: Al Davis's leaky brain

173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101227)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Mahendra Singh Dhoni

you have to understand, this chick was hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056952)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene's basement

you should have written your phone number on a slip of paper, then discreetly pressed it in her hand. then discreetly mime "call me" and you're all set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056978)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: Farm Implements and Crapturds in a Landscape

Kumar, this is Daddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056993)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: bigpapapump

Daddy's not coming anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057001)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Al Davis's leaky brain

Dood got fired, but I heard it slightly differently.

1st, he is a paki, not dot.

Also, I heard the partner overheard him and made a big stink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057026)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene's basement
Subject: "1st, he is a paki, not dot. "

like that makes a dime's worth of difference.

Canadian/American

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057047)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Al Davis's leaky brain

HaHa. Did you just imply Canadians are the same as Americans? That is rich. Rich I say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057056)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Joey

dmferry = bigest idiot ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057063)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene's basement

Canucks will take the tiniest shred of a difference and blow it up to significance. Meanwhile they're watching our TV shows, eating McDonalds and Kentucky Fried, driving Fords and Chevys, and reading Garfield, Dilbert, and Dear Abby.

Canadian motto: "We're Not Americans".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057114)




Date: June 24th, 2006 10:45 AM
Author: Subotai, thief and archer

I don't think that Canadians are any more different from Americans than Americans are from themselves. For example: the difference between Texas and Seattle is probably equivalent to the difference between Idaho and Quebec.

In Canada there has been a backlash against Americans of late, but I think this is primarily associated with the poor, stupid, and lefty. Anyone who knows their shit realizes how similar we are to Americans and how important a good relationship with America is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059625)




Date: June 29th, 2006 6:21 PM
Author: IronMonkey

Idaho and Quebec? They speak another fucking language.

I'll by Idaho and Alberta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6105707)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: %\

do you know his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057070)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Al Davis's leaky brain

85% sure, but I wouldn't post it anyway even if I was 100%.

Dood is fucked enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057097)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: %\

from what i know of indian and pakistani names, if it has a z or a q in it, it's most likely pakistani.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057108)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Al Davis's leaky brain

Has neither. Is actually not that bizarre. It is the same last name as a famous AZN from history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057126)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: [Board administrators control this account.] (HACKED)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057128)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Al Davis's leaky brain

Kubla for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057139)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: D:

Zedung?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057129)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Al Davis's leaky brain

Pretty sure that has a Z in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057135)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Joey

Confucious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057133)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Al Davis's leaky brain

Damn dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057137)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: Joey

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057141)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Al Davis's leaky brain

Shitty guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057144)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:19 PM
Author: Joey

no its not bitch. confucious is azn. HTH retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057148)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: %\

lolz you are a dumb but funny kid. i hope you're shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057159)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: D:

How hot was the blonde bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057100)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene's basement

Hey - we could call the guy Thakkar Max.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057150)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: %\

yeah, i was thinking of TM too, though as he tells the story, the associate wanted him.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/the_now_infamous_tucker_max_charity_auction_debacle.phtml#703

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057172)




Date: June 24th, 2006 10:16 AM
Author: In Soviet Russia, Rule 12 violates YOU! (hey, why is my turkey unconscious?)

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059597)




Date: June 24th, 2006 12:07 PM
Author: Herro_Radies (oscar meyer llp, baked not fried)

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059833)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:25 PM
Author: Hittin' It This Second

I've known/known of ppl that got fired during their SA job. It's uncommon, but it happens. I've always felt really bad for the ppl that got fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057177)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: %\

for laziness, incompetence, or some kind of meltdown like the guy in the OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057201)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:29 PM
Author: Always Adding Value (I've cheated so long I wonder how you keep track of me.)

I should have been fired any number of times by this point in the summer but haven't even been told to take it down a level.

I have no idea what I would have to do to get fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057202)




Date: June 24th, 2006 8:06 AM
Author: Edith Jones

When I was in law school (7 or so years ago) there was a great story going around about Harvard 2L that got fired from S&C for berating a travel agent (for not booking him first class) and charging an expensive pair of sunglasses to the client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059510)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:18 AM
Author: fulano (where the fuck is ROB?)

thats my favorite story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100990)




Date: June 29th, 2006 10:20 AM
Author: Al Davis's leaky brain

That sounds too good to be true. Like that story about the bitch from Suffolk. You have a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101200)




Date: June 24th, 2006 10:57 AM
Author: Implied Warrantonin

I have never felt bad. In every single story I ever heard of, the SA did something so galactically stupid that firing was the mildest thing they deserved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059649)




Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: LeiTTTer ("ah yes, the bob loblaw law blog")

Thank you come again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057241)




Date: June 29th, 2006 11:33 AM
Author: O RLY?

Underappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101705)




Date: June 29th, 2006 11:36 AM
Author: andrew (2007 NCAA Champion Duke Lacrosse)

I didn't want to respond, but I chuckled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101722)




Date: June 24th, 2006 9:57 AM
Author: David Krieg

How could anyone be this dumb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059578)




Date: June 24th, 2006 10:01 AM
Author: Always Adding Value (I've cheated so long I wonder how you keep track of me.)

I'm actually amazed this doesn't happen each and every time we go out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059583)




Date: June 24th, 2006 10:04 AM
Author: David Krieg

On a particularly bad night, I can imagine being that dumb at the bar in the company of friends. But at a work function? No way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059585)




Date: June 24th, 2006 10:06 AM
Author: Always Adding Value (I've cheated so long I wonder how you keep track of me.)

Fair enough.

I can see it happening pretty easily with some random young associates and summers at the bar after the firm cocktail thing...but yeah, people can usually bahave themselves until they are away from anyone who counts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059588)




Date: June 24th, 2006 10:47 AM
Author: Subotai, thief and archer

Moral of the story: after the second drink, switch to coke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059628)




Date: June 24th, 2006 10:47 AM
Author: Always Adding Value (I've cheated so long I wonder how you keep track of me.)

Or "learn to drink."

One of those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059629)




Date: June 24th, 2006 10:50 AM
Author: Subotai, thief and archer

Meh, better safe than sorry. Even the most seasoned drinker can have a low tolerance one day from lack of sleep or food.

I doubt you're having all that much fun anyways, so I don't see how 2 more drinks is really going to benefit you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059634)




Date: June 24th, 2006 10:53 AM
Author: Always Adding Value (I've cheated so long I wonder how you keep track of me.)

Meh, that sounds lame. You know who to avoid. You don't need to earn your offer, you just need to not lose it.

Have a few drinks (hint few = ~6) with whoever is fun, stay away from prudes and olds. Once they leave, go out and get shitbombed.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059641)




Date: June 24th, 2006 11:03 AM
Author: Tim Daotua

Credited. Even semi-plastered you should have the presence of mind to be aware of where the problem people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059661)




Date: June 24th, 2006 11:16 AM
Author: Implied Warrantonin

The key words in the story are "firm-sponsored happy hour." If an alcoholic associate takes four summers out for an after-party, that's one thing. This is quite another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059692)




Date: June 24th, 2006 11:28 AM
Author: Tim Daotua

Eh, they want you to get a little tipsy at the official happy hours, but if you feel like jumping in a river or talking dirty about someone's wife try to wait until the oldsters and lame-os go home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059721)




Date: June 24th, 2006 11:13 AM
Author: Subotai, thief and archer

Fair enough.

I suppose there could also be less severe consequences from appearing too starchy and uptight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059684)




Date: June 24th, 2006 11:28 AM
Author: Always Adding Value (I've cheated so long I wonder how you keep track of me.)

Not with the hiring committee or anything, but with the young associates and the summmers who you'll actually have to work with for the next 3 or 4 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059717)




Date: June 24th, 2006 11:58 AM
Author: Subotai, thief and archer

That's what I was thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059790)




Date: June 24th, 2006 11:14 AM
Author: Subotai, thief and archer

New moral of the story: don't loudly and drunkenly exclaim how you want to bang a senior associate's fiancee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059687)




Date: June 24th, 2006 11:20 AM
Author: . . . . . . . .

Even newer moral of the story: after making an ass of yourself drunk, go back to your office immediately and make sure they don't clean it out and vacuum the carpets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059699)




Date: June 24th, 2006 11:22 AM
Author: David Krieg

176.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059704)




Date: June 24th, 2006 11:28 AM
Author: Always Adding Value (I've cheated so long I wonder how you keep track of me.)

That's a good moral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059718)




Date: June 29th, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: Evan-2001

i got this same forward.

true or false?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099865)




Date: June 29th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: kurtcobain

confirmed, read my post above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099876)




Date: June 29th, 2006 2:59 AM
Author: JSouter
Subject: name/myspace

well, he seems like a douche (from what i've heard and read)

so i don't feel bad

www.myspace.com/aabraham

he's on law review at usc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100464)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:14 AM
Author: .. .... .. .... .. ....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100984)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:23 AM
Author: fulano (where the fuck is ROB?)

he looks like the biggest douche imaginable. wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100997)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:25 AM
Author: .. .... .. .... .. ....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101002)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:29 AM
Author: fulano (where the fuck is ROB?)

I agree with you on most things. I just want you to keep your hands out of my pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101007)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:30 AM
Author: .. .... .. .... .. ....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101010)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:38 AM
Author: zxcvzxcv

Well that's amazing.

Is that the guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101043)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: .. .... .. .... .. ....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101047)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:42 AM
Author: andrew (2007 NCAA Champion Duke Lacrosse)

Are we sure that's him? Why would he leave it up?

btw, I'm now blind and am typing this with a Braille keyboard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101058)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:48 AM
Author: zxcvzxcv

I saw the PH, but he's not the only one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101081)




Date: June 29th, 2006 11:02 AM
Author: Implied Warrantonin

Sigma Chi at Yale?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101487)




Date: June 29th, 2006 3:11 AM
Author: Great Teacher Onizuka

Was wondering when the first SA story of the summer would come out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100525)




Date: June 29th, 2006 3:44 AM
Author: The California Bar

The anticipation was hellacioius, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100683)




Date: June 29th, 2006 4:03 AM
Author: 174

It was for me. I hope more stories surface soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100766)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:21 AM
Author: andrew (2007 NCAA Champion Duke Lacrosse)

This is outstanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100993)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:26 AM
Author: Maastricht

Is it true that a Playmate posts here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101003)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:27 AM
Author: Done and done

Can you get fired for incompetence or being a shitty memo writer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101004)




Date: June 29th, 2006 9:31 AM
Author: .. .... .. .... .. ....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101012)




Date: June 29th, 2006 11:10 AM
Author: 2nd Year Biglaw Shittigator

yeah, i think it would almost have to be willful incompetence

of course you can get no-offered for consistently bad work but firing is a drastic step for summers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101543)




Date: June 29th, 2006 11:35 AM
Author: O RLY?

It would have to be SUPER incompetence to get you fired. Probably willful 'incompetence.' Otherwise they'd just stop giving you work and you'd probably get no offer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101716)




Date: June 29th, 2006 10:07 AM
Author: Titus Pullo

This is my favorite quote on his myspace page:

"I mostly read non-fiction. The Odyssey was key."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101144)




Date: June 29th, 2006 11:20 AM
Author: Dr. Doom (Please send all packages to the Latverian embassy)

He's apparently friends with Batman:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=20333137

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101618)




Date: June 29th, 2006 11:25 AM
Author: 2nd Year Biglaw Shittigator

maybe he secretly knows that the guy he stabbed/shot is actually the riddler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101648)




Date: June 29th, 2006 11:30 AM
Author: Dr. Doom (Please send all packages to the Latverian embassy)

I hope he doesn't stab her:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=55881275

No other pics but she's hottt in that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101688)




Date: June 29th, 2006 11:37 AM
Author: Lucky Wang (#1 in Hot Dog Law!)

Yep, I heard this one through the grapevine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101729)




Date: June 29th, 2006 12:52 PM
Author: rasquach

sad. this guy must have been *really* sexually frustrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6102279)




Date: June 29th, 2006 1:01 PM
Author: SC_Rob

There was no fiance. Everyone at PH that i've spoken to or that fellow summers have spoken to have no idea how the fiance thing got started.

The guy made a derogatory comment about the associate amongst other summers. One of those summers told on him to the associate which led to the confrontation. The fiance bit is totally fabricated as far as I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6102343)




Date: June 29th, 2006 1:13 PM
Author: Al Davis's leaky brain

Whoever ratted him out should also be 86ed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6102430)




Date: June 29th, 2006 2:57 PM
Author: trolljunkie

So wait, did the guy get fired for 'making a derogatory comment about an associate' - or for the resulting confrontation? Tell us about the confrontation!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6103451)




Date: June 29th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: SC_Rob

the resulting confrontation and aforementioned death threats which according to observers were not the least bit in jest. I'm not exactly sure how firing him is going to help with the death threats, though. Most of the rest of the story is legit. He was really drunk. He was an oddball, and he had a loud confrontation with the associate. But there was nothing about a fiance as far as I know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6103743)




Date: June 29th, 2006 6:11 PM
Author: Implied Warrantonin

Was the happy hour where the confrontation occurred at the firm, or at a bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6105622)




Date: June 29th, 2006 6:14 PM
Author: SC_Rob

my understanding was at a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6105646)




Date: June 29th, 2006 6:27 PM
Author: Zoomtard is the fastest!!!!

Last comment on his wall...

"hey baby, your still my number 1; dont ever forget that!"

Hmmm...reference to the incident?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6105752)




Date: June 30th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: The California Bar (I'm Green Means Stop and STFU!)

Myspace account deleted : (

I guess that's what 1000 mocking profile views will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6113415)




Date: June 30th, 2006 6:03 PM
Author: trolljunkie

did anyone who knows ever confirm that was actually him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6113676)




Date: June 30th, 2006 6:14 PM
Author: Hazelrah

Yeah, some USC summers at my firm confirmed it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6113765)