Paul Hastings LA summer fired?
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Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:41 PM Author: zxcvzxcv
An email going around the internets:
So here's some good summer associate gossip. One of the girls I work with has a good friend who is a summer at Paul Hastings LA office and apparently witnessed this first hand. I think, though I'm not sure exactly, that this took place Tuesday night.
So they were having a firm sponsored happy hour. You know the drill. One of the summer associates apparently got out of his gourd wasted. He goes to USC (figures), and was reported to be a very quiet and polite Indian guy. Not this night though. A very well liked senior associate was there with his pretty, blonde, fiance. The summer associate starts to say really loudly and angrily about how he would like to F*** her. Everyone around, including the associate can hear this. He keeps going, despite people trying to shut him up and is extremely vulgar and profane. Eventually the associate whose fiance this is comes up to him and tells him that he understands that he is drunk, but he should really just keep it down because he's making a scene. Very nice way of dealing with the situation, considering. Instead of shutting up at this point, the summer associate goes off. Things along the line of "you don't F****ing know me you F****" and apparently threatened to stab the associate. Yeah.
So the next day he has the balls to show up at work, only to find that his desk has been cleared out, his carpets all freshly vacumed, etc. Done for.
I've heard of people not getting offers, but never straight up fired in the middle of the summer. Can you imagine? How will he ever work again? He's going to have to become a sole practicioner in Oklahoma...
Now, I'll admit the possibility of exageration, but the fact that he got fired is for sure, so he had to have done at least most of what's reported... hehehe.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056872) |
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Date: June 29th, 2006 1:38 AM Author: kurtcobain
confirmed...I know an HR person in one of PH's offices and this indeed happened...
Correction: He asked the person the senior associate to step outside, moreover, instead of stabbing more like "shooting" the senior associate
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099862) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2006 9:52 PM Author: bigpapapump
I love the generic "you don't fuckin know me" line.
Last time I heard that in person, the guy spouting that line got decked Chuck Liddell on Randy Couture style
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6056948) |
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Date: June 29th, 2006 9:42 AM Author: Lawyer_Milloy
He doesn't look indian:
http://www.myspace.com/aabraham
from a below post
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101059) |

Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:03 PM Author: Al Davis's leaky brain
Dood got fired, but I heard it slightly differently.
1st, he is a paki, not dot.
Also, I heard the partner overheard him and made a big stink.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057026) |
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Date: June 24th, 2006 10:45 AM Author: Subotai, thief and archer
I don't think that Canadians are any more different from Americans than Americans are from themselves. For example: the difference between Texas and Seattle is probably equivalent to the difference between Idaho and Quebec.
In Canada there has been a backlash against Americans of late, but I think this is primarily associated with the poor, stupid, and lefty. Anyone who knows their shit realizes how similar we are to Americans and how important a good relationship with America is.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059625) |
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Date: June 29th, 2006 6:21 PM Author: IronMonkey
Idaho and Quebec? They speak another fucking language.
I'll by Idaho and Alberta.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6105707) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:12 PM Author: Al Davis's leaky brain
85% sure, but I wouldn't post it anyway even if I was 100%.
Dood is fucked enough.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057097) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2006 10:29 PM Author: Always Adding Value (I've cheated so long I wonder how you keep track of me.)
I should have been fired any number of times by this point in the summer but haven't even been told to take it down a level.
I have no idea what I would have to do to get fired.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6057202) |
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Date: June 24th, 2006 10:06 AM Author: Always Adding Value (I've cheated so long I wonder how you keep track of me.)
Fair enough.
I can see it happening pretty easily with some random young associates and summers at the bar after the firm cocktail thing...but yeah, people can usually bahave themselves until they are away from anyone who counts.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059588) |
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Date: June 24th, 2006 10:50 AM Author: Subotai, thief and archer
Meh, better safe than sorry. Even the most seasoned drinker can have a low tolerance one day from lack of sleep or food.
I doubt you're having all that much fun anyways, so I don't see how 2 more drinks is really going to benefit you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059634) |
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Date: June 24th, 2006 10:53 AM Author: Always Adding Value (I've cheated so long I wonder how you keep track of me.)
Meh, that sounds lame. You know who to avoid. You don't need to earn your offer, you just need to not lose it.
Have a few drinks (hint few = ~6) with whoever is fun, stay away from prudes and olds. Once they leave, go out and get shitbombed.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059641) |
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Date: June 24th, 2006 11:13 AM Author: Subotai, thief and archer
Fair enough.
I suppose there could also be less severe consequences from appearing too starchy and uptight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6059684) |

Date: June 29th, 2006 1:39 AM Author: Evan-2001
i got this same forward.
true or false?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6099865) |
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Date: June 29th, 2006 2:59 AM Author: JSouter Subject: name/myspace
well, he seems like a douche (from what i've heard and read)
so i don't feel bad
www.myspace.com/aabraham
he's on law review at usc
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6100464) |
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Date: June 29th, 2006 9:42 AM Author: andrew (2007 NCAA Champion Duke Lacrosse)
Are we sure that's him? Why would he leave it up?
btw, I'm now blind and am typing this with a Braille keyboard.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101058) |
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Date: June 29th, 2006 11:10 AM Author: 2nd Year Biglaw Shittigator
yeah, i think it would almost have to be willful incompetence
of course you can get no-offered for consistently bad work but firing is a drastic step for summers
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101543) |

Date: June 29th, 2006 10:07 AM Author: Titus Pullo
This is my favorite quote on his myspace page:
"I mostly read non-fiction. The Odyssey was key."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6101144) |

Date: June 29th, 2006 1:01 PM Author: SC_Rob
There was no fiance. Everyone at PH that i've spoken to or that fellow summers have spoken to have no idea how the fiance thing got started.
The guy made a derogatory comment about the associate amongst other summers. One of those summers told on him to the associate which led to the confrontation. The fiance bit is totally fabricated as far as I know.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6102343) |

Date: June 29th, 2006 6:27 PM Author: Zoomtard is the fastest!!!!
Last comment on his wall...
"hey baby, your still my number 1; dont ever forget that!"
Hmmm...reference to the incident?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6105752)
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Date: June 30th, 2006 5:30 PM Author: The California Bar (I'm Green Means Stop and STFU!)
Myspace account deleted : (
I guess that's what 1000 mocking profile views will do.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=440928&forum_id=2#6113415) |
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