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TSLA up 8.5% today

wow $519
Chestnut market karate
  01/13/20
can someone explain why like im a retard
Aphrodisiac state antidepressant drug
  01/13/20
It might be a short squeeze at this point (short squeeze ...
Chestnut market karate
  01/13/20
doesnt make any sense, until what point? valuation of 100 t...
Aphrodisiac state antidepressant drug
  01/13/20
Ur buying a piece of the future, now
dark federal ceo sanctuary
  01/13/20
Oppenheimer raises their PT. Also the PRC said it wouldn't c...
aggressive cerise people who are hurt national security agency
  01/13/20
why does that mean its worth more than ford & gm combine...
Aphrodisiac state antidepressant drug
  01/13/20
You asked why it's up, not why it's this high to begin with....
aggressive cerise people who are hurt national security agency
  01/13/20
shorts have to buy back the shares for risk mgmt reasons and...
Crimson therapy stage
  01/13/20
Electric cars are the future and these Japanese, Korean, and...
Talented bearded lay rigor
  01/13/20
Stocks go up. Stocks go down. You can’t explain that.
provocative claret keepsake machete
  01/13/20
Maybe I’ll short into earnings
curious garrison codepig
  01/13/20
Assuming Tesla is still turning a profit earnings should cau...
aggressive cerise people who are hurt national security agency
  01/13/20
I don’t think they’re trading on earnings right ...
provocative claret keepsake machete
  01/13/20
They’re trading on a potent mix of heroin and crack. I...
curious garrison codepig
  01/13/20
You sound smart. Tell me about your track record.
provocative claret keepsake machete
  01/13/20
Really really fucking good, even adjusted for Powell put.
curious garrison codepig
  01/13/20
Date: October 25th, 2019 11:32 AM Author: .....,,.....,,......
provocative claret keepsake machete
  01/14/20
I don’t care if retarded people push it to $1000 based...
curious garrison codepig
  01/14/20
You’re either short it from the 200s or a faggot who t...
provocative claret keepsake machete
  01/14/20
That’s excellent reasoning. What do you do and how muc...
curious garrison codepig
  01/14/20
More important is what I don’t do. I don’t pranc...
provocative claret keepsake machete
  01/14/20
Would you buy April puts @ 300?
Hot pervert
  01/13/20
No all Tesla options are too expensive.
curious garrison codepig
  01/13/20
...
Aphrodisiac state antidepressant drug
  01/13/20
Up another 5% today to 574
Chestnut market karate
  01/22/20
lol
vivacious national
  01/22/20
...
Hairraiser prole senate
  01/22/20
581 now
Chestnut market karate
  01/22/20
Chatter on the street that TSLA just took out a decent size ...
Hilarious office laser beams
  01/22/20
link to chilmata and Julia's HF?
apoplectic sable whorehouse becky
  01/22/20
What does take out mean? Like the firm collapsed or just fin...
Anal corner
  01/22/20
Prime Broker margin call -> HF go bust
Hilarious office laser beams
  01/22/20
could be redemption requests forced their hand before the ma...
provocative claret keepsake machete
  01/22/20
Sure but the way this squeeze is going would be hard for LPs...
Hilarious office laser beams
  01/22/20
You still going to have a job after this? I know you aren't ...
provocative claret keepsake machete
  01/22/20
TSLA isn’t my name. I’m a tourist. AAPL has ...
Hilarious office laser beams
  01/22/20
180. get that cash.
provocative claret keepsake machete
  01/22/20
do you invest your own money on the side/are you allowed to
Lavender swashbuckling meetinghouse
  01/22/20
No I can only own index funds in my PA
Hilarious office laser beams
  01/22/20
gay
Lavender swashbuckling meetinghouse
  01/22/20
RIP Greenlight. I think we all knew Einhorn was just lucky t...
provocative claret keepsake machete
  01/22/20
muh value muh pe ratio
Lavender swashbuckling meetinghouse
  01/22/20
lol 180
gay cracking theatre
  01/22/20
can't wait to learn the name if it hits wsj/etc
Lavender swashbuckling meetinghouse
  01/22/20
If it’s actually the case that a HF just blew up on th...
Hilarious office laser beams
  01/22/20
depends on the HF's position. if were talking a $2b buyin, y...
provocative claret keepsake machete
  01/22/20
how could a hedge fund not have tight stops with a bubble-li...
gay cracking theatre
  01/22/20
hedge funds have a wide variety of sophistication. some are ...
provocative claret keepsake machete
  01/22/20
Big levered short position -> price blows through stops -...
Hilarious office laser beams
  01/22/20


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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:16 PM
Author: Chestnut market karate

wow $519

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423811)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac state antidepressant drug

can someone explain why like im a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423817)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: Chestnut market karate

It might be a short squeeze at this point

(short squeeze meaning all shorts have gotten destroyed which means they have to close their shorts, and closing a short effectively means buying the stock so you have double-buying)

some very big hedge funds were likely short TSLA, especially long-short funds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423823)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac state antidepressant drug

doesnt make any sense, until what point? valuation of 100 trillion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423828)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: dark federal ceo sanctuary

Ur buying a piece of the future, now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423826)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: aggressive cerise people who are hurt national security agency

Oppenheimer raises their PT. Also the PRC said it wouldn't cut EV subsidies as much as they did last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423829)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac state antidepressant drug

why does that mean its worth more than ford & gm combined

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423833)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: aggressive cerise people who are hurt national security agency

You asked why it's up, not why it's this high to begin with.

But to answer your question, Tesla is currently the only game in town as far as EVs that Westerners actually want to drive. As soon as Tesla proved it could be profitable, which they did recently, it was going to moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423842)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: Crimson therapy stage

shorts have to buy back the shares for risk mgmt reasons and little to no sellers makes it so the unwind is pretty volatile on the way up, especially as most algos and HFT funds now have automated momentum trading which back-test well on these names, especially when there's a short unwind in a large liquid name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423834)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Talented bearded lay rigor

Electric cars are the future and these Japanese, Korean, and German companies won’t be able to compete!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423839)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: provocative claret keepsake machete

Stocks go up. Stocks go down. You can’t explain that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423864)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: curious garrison codepig

Maybe I’ll short into earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423876)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: aggressive cerise people who are hurt national security agency

Assuming Tesla is still turning a profit earnings should cause shares to moon further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423914)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: provocative claret keepsake machete

I don’t think they’re trading on earnings right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423922)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:36 PM
Author: curious garrison codepig

They’re trading on a potent mix of heroin and crack. I’m confident if they (again) miss earnings the invisible hand will anally fist their shares the day after

No result can support this valuation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423995)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: provocative claret keepsake machete

You sound smart. Tell me about your track record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424710)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:24 PM
Author: curious garrison codepig

Really really fucking good, even adjusted for Powell put.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424990)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:32 AM
Author: provocative claret keepsake machete

Date: October 25th, 2019 11:32 AM

Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,

i’m shorting the fuck out of tesla (again) at some point soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367474&forum_id=2#39025509)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39428002)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 8:50 AM
Author: curious garrison codepig

I don’t care if retarded people push it to $1000 based on what I saw in the last earnings report. Youre basically shrieking “I’m a huge moron lol at me” every time you stick up for this valuation

Then again I’m not an idiot lawyer dabbling in finance so maybe this is what you guys do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39428356)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:11 PM
Author: provocative claret keepsake machete

You’re either short it from the 200s or a faggot who talks big on the internet without the balls (or money) to invest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39429553)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:54 PM
Author: curious garrison codepig

That’s excellent reasoning. What do you do and how much do you make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39429782)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: provocative claret keepsake machete

More important is what I don’t do. I don’t prance around threads calling people idiots while claiming to be some big shot. And since I don’t put on the same faggy little act like you do, I don’t need to tell you who I am or what I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39430022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: Hot pervert

Would you buy April puts @ 300?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424128)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:55 PM
Author: curious garrison codepig

No all Tesla options are too expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424147)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac state antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424160)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: Chestnut market karate

Up another 5% today to 574

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39469905)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: vivacious national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39469909)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Hairraiser prole senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39469918)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: Chestnut market karate

581 now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470145)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Hilarious office laser beams

Chatter on the street that TSLA just took out a decent size HF that has been short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470282)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:32 AM
Author: apoplectic sable whorehouse becky

link to chilmata and Julia's HF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470290)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Anal corner

What does take out mean? Like the firm collapsed or just finally gave up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470307)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:38 AM
Author: Hilarious office laser beams

Prime Broker margin call -> HF go bust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470319)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:41 AM
Author: provocative claret keepsake machete

could be redemption requests forced their hand before the margin call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470345)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Hilarious office laser beams

Sure but the way this squeeze is going would be hard for LPs to have the daily granular P&L detail in order to panic and pull $ out vs the margin calls.

Redemptions combined with margin calls would definitely be a reason to just shut down all activity and unwind positions to return any remaining capital.

I know of one fund that had 20% of its capital short TSLA but this was like 18 months ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470360)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: provocative claret keepsake machete

You still going to have a job after this? I know you aren't short tesla, but missing the tesla and apple runups had to have made your principal unhappy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470390)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:51 AM
Author: Hilarious office laser beams

TSLA isn’t my name. I’m a tourist.

AAPL has been a miss but we’re long semiconductor derivative names which have done very well. My numbers were right on AAPL - revs and earnings estimates have declined significantly. The P/E just doubled. Shorting it in 2018 was a big winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470406)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:54 AM
Author: provocative claret keepsake machete

180. get that cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470419)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: Lavender swashbuckling meetinghouse

do you invest your own money on the side/are you allowed to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470434)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: Hilarious office laser beams

No I can only own index funds in my PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470438)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: Lavender swashbuckling meetinghouse

gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:36 AM
Author: provocative claret keepsake machete

RIP Greenlight. I think we all knew Einhorn was just lucky the whole time anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470312)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:47 AM
Author: Lavender swashbuckling meetinghouse

muh value

muh pe ratio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470374)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:50 AM
Author: gay cracking theatre

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470398)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Lavender swashbuckling meetinghouse

can't wait to learn the name if it hits wsj/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470504)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: Hilarious office laser beams

If it’s actually the case that a HF just blew up on this, would make sense to trim if you own any because the short squeeze impulse will die down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470386)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:51 AM
Author: provocative claret keepsake machete

depends on the HF's position. if were talking a $2b buyin, yeah, but not if it's 100m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470400)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:51 AM
Author: gay cracking theatre

how could a hedge fund not have tight stops with a bubble-like stock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470403)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:55 AM
Author: provocative claret keepsake machete

hedge funds have a wide variety of sophistication. some are dumber than the average XO pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470426)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:56 AM
Author: Hilarious office laser beams

Big levered short position -> price blows through stops -> Shit pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470429)