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TSLA up 8.5% today

wow $519
posting in histrionic thread
  01/13/20
can someone explain why like im a retard
.,.,..,,.,.,,,....,,,.,.,.,...,.,,
  01/13/20
It might be a short squeeze at this point (short squeeze ...
posting in histrionic thread
  01/13/20
doesnt make any sense, until what point? valuation of 100 t...
.,.,..,,.,.,,,....,,,.,.,.,...,.,,
  01/13/20
Ur buying a piece of the future, now
TS Amanda Jam
  01/13/20
Oppenheimer raises their PT. Also the PRC said it wouldn't c...
War Machine
  01/13/20
why does that mean its worth more than ford & gm combine...
.,.,..,,.,.,,,....,,,.,.,.,...,.,,
  01/13/20
You asked why it's up, not why it's this high to begin with....
War Machine
  01/13/20
shorts have to buy back the shares for risk mgmt reasons and...
,.,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,
  01/13/20
Electric cars are the future and these Japanese, Korean, and...
Yann Perrod, 19 year old natural naked bodybuilder
  01/13/20
Stocks go up. Stocks go down. You can’t explain that.
Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.
  01/13/20
Maybe I’ll short into earnings
.....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,
  01/13/20
Assuming Tesla is still turning a profit earnings should cau...
War Machine
  01/13/20
I don’t think they’re trading on earnings right ...
Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.
  01/13/20
They’re trading on a potent mix of heroin and crack. I...
.....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,
  01/13/20
You sound smart. Tell me about your track record.
Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.
  01/13/20
Really really fucking good, even adjusted for Powell put.
.....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,
  01/13/20
Date: October 25th, 2019 11:32 AM Author: .....,,.....,,......
Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.
  01/14/20
I don’t care if retarded people push it to $1000 based...
.....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,
  01/14/20
You’re either short it from the 200s or a faggot who t...
Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.
  01/14/20
That’s excellent reasoning. What do you do and how muc...
.....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,
  01/14/20
More important is what I don’t do. I don’t pranc...
Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.
  01/14/20
Would you buy April puts @ 300?
"'''"''"
  01/13/20
No all Tesla options are too expensive.
.....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,
  01/13/20
...
.,.,..,,.,.,,,....,,,.,.,.,...,.,,
  01/13/20
Up another 5% today to 574
posting in histrionic thread
  01/22/20
lol
AZNgirl buying dad flight to Wuhan
  01/22/20
...
gedood persoon
  01/22/20
581 now
posting in histrionic thread
  01/22/20
Chatter on the street that TSLA just took out a decent size ...
DrakeMallard
  01/22/20
link to chilmata and Julia's HF?
libcrusher180
  01/22/20
What does take out mean? Like the firm collapsed or just fin...
Non sequitur
  01/22/20
Prime Broker margin call -> HF go bust
DrakeMallard
  01/22/20
could be redemption requests forced their hand before the ma...
Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.
  01/22/20
Sure but the way this squeeze is going would be hard for LPs...
DrakeMallard
  01/22/20
You still going to have a job after this? I know you aren't ...
Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.
  01/22/20
TSLA isn’t my name. I’m a tourist. AAPL has ...
DrakeMallard
  01/22/20
180. get that cash.
Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.
  01/22/20
do you invest your own money on the side/are you allowed to
""''''''"
  01/22/20
No I can only own index funds in my PA
DrakeMallard
  01/22/20
gay
""''''''"
  01/22/20
RIP Greenlight. I think we all knew Einhorn was just lucky t...
Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.
  01/22/20
muh value muh pe ratio
""''''''"
  01/22/20
lol 180
exeunt
  01/22/20
can't wait to learn the name if it hits wsj/etc
""''''''"
  01/22/20
If it’s actually the case that a HF just blew up on th...
DrakeMallard
  01/22/20
depends on the HF's position. if were talking a $2b buyin, y...
Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.
  01/22/20
how could a hedge fund not have tight stops with a bubble-li...
exeunt
  01/22/20
hedge funds have a wide variety of sophistication. some are ...
Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.
  01/22/20
Big levered short position -> price blows through stops -...
DrakeMallard
  01/22/20


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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:16 PM
Author: posting in histrionic thread

wow $519

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423811)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:16 PM
Author: .,.,..,,.,.,,,....,,,.,.,.,...,.,,


can someone explain why like im a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423817)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: posting in histrionic thread

It might be a short squeeze at this point

(short squeeze meaning all shorts have gotten destroyed which means they have to close their shorts, and closing a short effectively means buying the stock so you have double-buying)

some very big hedge funds were likely short TSLA, especially long-short funds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423823)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: .,.,..,,.,.,,,....,,,.,.,.,...,.,,


doesnt make any sense, until what point? valuation of 100 trillion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423828)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: TS Amanda Jam (π“€π“‚ΊπŸ‘©πŸ»‍🎀)

Ur buying a piece of the future, now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423826)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: War Machine

Oppenheimer raises their PT. Also the PRC said it wouldn't cut EV subsidies as much as they did last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423829)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: .,.,..,,.,.,,,....,,,.,.,.,...,.,,


why does that mean its worth more than ford & gm combined

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423833)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: War Machine

You asked why it's up, not why it's this high to begin with.

But to answer your question, Tesla is currently the only game in town as far as EVs that Westerners actually want to drive. As soon as Tesla proved it could be profitable, which they did recently, it was going to moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423842)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,


shorts have to buy back the shares for risk mgmt reasons and little to no sellers makes it so the unwind is pretty volatile on the way up, especially as most algos and HFT funds now have automated momentum trading which back-test well on these names, especially when there's a short unwind in a large liquid name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423834)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Yann Perrod, 19 year old natural naked bodybuilder

Electric cars are the future and these Japanese, Korean, and German companies won’t be able to compete!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423839)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.

Stocks go up. Stocks go down. You can’t explain that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423864)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,


Maybe I’ll short into earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423876)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: War Machine

Assuming Tesla is still turning a profit earnings should cause shares to moon further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423914)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.

I don’t think they’re trading on earnings right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423922)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:36 PM
Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,


They’re trading on a potent mix of heroin and crack. I’m confident if they (again) miss earnings the invisible hand will anally fist their shares the day after

No result can support this valuation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423995)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.

You sound smart. Tell me about your track record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424710)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:24 PM
Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,


Really really fucking good, even adjusted for Powell put.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424990)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:32 AM
Author: Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.

Date: October 25th, 2019 11:32 AM

Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,

i’m shorting the fuck out of tesla (again) at some point soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367474&forum_id=2#39025509)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39428002)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 8:50 AM
Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,


I don’t care if retarded people push it to $1000 based on what I saw in the last earnings report. Youre basically shrieking “I’m a huge moron lol at me” every time you stick up for this valuation

Then again I’m not an idiot lawyer dabbling in finance so maybe this is what you guys do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39428356)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:11 PM
Author: Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.

You’re either short it from the 200s or a faggot who talks big on the internet without the balls (or money) to invest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39429553)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:54 PM
Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,


That’s excellent reasoning. What do you do and how much do you make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39429782)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.

More important is what I don’t do. I don’t prance around threads calling people idiots while claiming to be some big shot. And since I don’t put on the same faggy little act like you do, I don’t need to tell you who I am or what I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39430022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: "'''"''"

Would you buy April puts @ 300?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424128)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:55 PM
Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,


No all Tesla options are too expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424147)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:56 PM
Author: .,.,..,,.,.,,,....,,,.,.,.,...,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424160)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: posting in histrionic thread

Up another 5% today to 574

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39469905)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: AZNgirl buying dad flight to Wuhan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39469909)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: gedood persoon (£J£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39469918)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: posting in histrionic thread

581 now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470145)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: DrakeMallard (Daring duck of mystery, champion of RIGHT)

Chatter on the street that TSLA just took out a decent size HF that has been short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470282)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:32 AM
Author: libcrusher180 (😎)

link to chilmata and Julia's HF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470290)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Non sequitur

What does take out mean? Like the firm collapsed or just finally gave up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470307)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:38 AM
Author: DrakeMallard (Daring duck of mystery, champion of RIGHT)

Prime Broker margin call -> HF go bust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470319)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:41 AM
Author: Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.

could be redemption requests forced their hand before the margin call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470345)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: DrakeMallard (Daring duck of mystery, champion of RIGHT)

Sure but the way this squeeze is going would be hard for LPs to have the daily granular P&L detail in order to panic and pull $ out vs the margin calls.

Redemptions combined with margin calls would definitely be a reason to just shut down all activity and unwind positions to return any remaining capital.

I know of one fund that had 20% of its capital short TSLA but this was like 18 months ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470360)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.

You still going to have a job after this? I know you aren't short tesla, but missing the tesla and apple runups had to have made your principal unhappy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470390)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:51 AM
Author: DrakeMallard (Daring duck of mystery, champion of RIGHT)

TSLA isn’t my name. I’m a tourist.

AAPL has been a miss but we’re long semiconductor derivative names which have done very well. My numbers were right on AAPL - revs and earnings estimates have declined significantly. The P/E just doubled. Shorting it in 2018 was a big winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470406)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:54 AM
Author: Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.

180. get that cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470419)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: ""''''''"

do you invest your own money on the side/are you allowed to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470434)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: DrakeMallard (Daring duck of mystery, champion of RIGHT)

No I can only own index funds in my PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470438)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: ""''''''"

gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:36 AM
Author: Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.

RIP Greenlight. I think we all knew Einhorn was just lucky the whole time anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470312)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:47 AM
Author: ""''''''"

muh value

muh pe ratio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470374)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:50 AM
Author: exeunt (0x6c542c3a976e324ccb84d594cbc084bd57597849)

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470398)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: ""''''''"

can't wait to learn the name if it hits wsj/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470504)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: DrakeMallard (Daring duck of mystery, champion of RIGHT)

If it’s actually the case that a HF just blew up on this, would make sense to trim if you own any because the short squeeze impulse will die down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470386)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:51 AM
Author: Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.

depends on the HF's position. if were talking a $2b buyin, yeah, but not if it's 100m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470400)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:51 AM
Author: exeunt (0x6c542c3a976e324ccb84d594cbc084bd57597849)

how could a hedge fund not have tight stops with a bubble-like stock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470403)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:55 AM
Author: Principal Vagina here. Dont let the name fool you.

hedge funds have a wide variety of sophistication. some are dumber than the average XO pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470426)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:56 AM
Author: DrakeMallard (Daring duck of mystery, champion of RIGHT)

Big levered short position -> price blows through stops -> Shit pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470429)