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TSLA up 8.5% today

wow $519
cracking soggy brethren house
  01/13/20
can someone explain why like im a retard
Greedy Flushed Immigrant Mood
  01/13/20
It might be a short squeeze at this point (short squeeze ...
cracking soggy brethren house
  01/13/20
doesnt make any sense, until what point? valuation of 100 t...
Greedy Flushed Immigrant Mood
  01/13/20
Ur buying a piece of the future, now
nudist set striped hyena
  01/13/20
Oppenheimer raises their PT. Also the PRC said it wouldn't c...
Passionate crawly university boltzmann
  01/13/20
why does that mean its worth more than ford & gm combine...
Greedy Flushed Immigrant Mood
  01/13/20
You asked why it's up, not why it's this high to begin with....
Passionate crawly university boltzmann
  01/13/20
shorts have to buy back the shares for risk mgmt reasons and...
Copper Adventurous Whorehouse Goal In Life
  01/13/20
Electric cars are the future and these Japanese, Korean, and...
seedy bistre idiot institution
  01/13/20
Stocks go up. Stocks go down. You can’t explain that.
nighttime fishy digit ratio
  01/13/20
Maybe I’ll short into earnings
Abusive razzmatazz cruise ship
  01/13/20
Assuming Tesla is still turning a profit earnings should cau...
Passionate crawly university boltzmann
  01/13/20
I don’t think they’re trading on earnings right ...
nighttime fishy digit ratio
  01/13/20
They’re trading on a potent mix of heroin and crack. I...
Abusive razzmatazz cruise ship
  01/13/20
You sound smart. Tell me about your track record.
nighttime fishy digit ratio
  01/13/20
Really really fucking good, even adjusted for Powell put.
Abusive razzmatazz cruise ship
  01/13/20
Date: October 25th, 2019 11:32 AM Author: .....,,.....,,......
nighttime fishy digit ratio
  01/14/20
I don’t care if retarded people push it to $1000 based...
Abusive razzmatazz cruise ship
  01/14/20
You’re either short it from the 200s or a faggot who t...
nighttime fishy digit ratio
  01/14/20
That’s excellent reasoning. What do you do and how muc...
Abusive razzmatazz cruise ship
  01/14/20
More important is what I don’t do. I don’t pranc...
nighttime fishy digit ratio
  01/14/20
Would you buy April puts @ 300?
garnet factory reset button
  01/13/20
No all Tesla options are too expensive.
Abusive razzmatazz cruise ship
  01/13/20
...
Greedy Flushed Immigrant Mood
  01/13/20
Up another 5% today to 574
cracking soggy brethren house
  01/22/20
lol
dark talented shrine dingle berry
  01/22/20
...
Carnelian tantric library fanboi
  01/22/20
581 now
cracking soggy brethren house
  01/22/20
Chatter on the street that TSLA just took out a decent size ...
Comical Jew
  01/22/20
link to chilmata and Julia's HF?
Anal vivacious associate giraffe
  01/22/20
What does take out mean? Like the firm collapsed or just fin...
Drunken ladyboy temple
  01/22/20
Prime Broker margin call -> HF go bust
Comical Jew
  01/22/20
could be redemption requests forced their hand before the ma...
nighttime fishy digit ratio
  01/22/20
Sure but the way this squeeze is going would be hard for LPs...
Comical Jew
  01/22/20
You still going to have a job after this? I know you aren't ...
nighttime fishy digit ratio
  01/22/20
TSLA isn’t my name. I’m a tourist. AAPL has ...
Comical Jew
  01/22/20
180. get that cash.
nighttime fishy digit ratio
  01/22/20
do you invest your own money on the side/are you allowed to
dull telephone
  01/22/20
No I can only own index funds in my PA
Comical Jew
  01/22/20
gay
dull telephone
  01/22/20
RIP Greenlight. I think we all knew Einhorn was just lucky t...
nighttime fishy digit ratio
  01/22/20
muh value muh pe ratio
dull telephone
  01/22/20
lol 180
Swashbuckling Bull Headed Step-uncle's House Marketing Idea
  01/22/20
can't wait to learn the name if it hits wsj/etc
dull telephone
  01/22/20
If it’s actually the case that a HF just blew up on th...
Comical Jew
  01/22/20
depends on the HF's position. if were talking a $2b buyin, y...
nighttime fishy digit ratio
  01/22/20
how could a hedge fund not have tight stops with a bubble-li...
Swashbuckling Bull Headed Step-uncle's House Marketing Idea
  01/22/20
hedge funds have a wide variety of sophistication. some are ...
nighttime fishy digit ratio
  01/22/20
Big levered short position -> price blows through stops -...
Comical Jew
  01/22/20


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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:16 PM
Author: cracking soggy brethren house

wow $519

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423811)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:16 PM
Author: Greedy Flushed Immigrant Mood

can someone explain why like im a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423817)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: cracking soggy brethren house

It might be a short squeeze at this point

(short squeeze meaning all shorts have gotten destroyed which means they have to close their shorts, and closing a short effectively means buying the stock so you have double-buying)

some very big hedge funds were likely short TSLA, especially long-short funds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423823)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: Greedy Flushed Immigrant Mood

doesnt make any sense, until what point? valuation of 100 trillion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423828)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: nudist set striped hyena

Ur buying a piece of the future, now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423826)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: Passionate crawly university boltzmann

Oppenheimer raises their PT. Also the PRC said it wouldn't cut EV subsidies as much as they did last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423829)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: Greedy Flushed Immigrant Mood

why does that mean its worth more than ford & gm combined

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423833)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Passionate crawly university boltzmann

You asked why it's up, not why it's this high to begin with.

But to answer your question, Tesla is currently the only game in town as far as EVs that Westerners actually want to drive. As soon as Tesla proved it could be profitable, which they did recently, it was going to moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423842)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:18 PM
Author: Copper Adventurous Whorehouse Goal In Life

shorts have to buy back the shares for risk mgmt reasons and little to no sellers makes it so the unwind is pretty volatile on the way up, especially as most algos and HFT funds now have automated momentum trading which back-test well on these names, especially when there's a short unwind in a large liquid name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423834)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: seedy bistre idiot institution

Electric cars are the future and these Japanese, Korean, and German companies won’t be able to compete!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423839)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: nighttime fishy digit ratio

Stocks go up. Stocks go down. You can’t explain that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423864)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Abusive razzmatazz cruise ship

Maybe I’ll short into earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423876)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: Passionate crawly university boltzmann

Assuming Tesla is still turning a profit earnings should cause shares to moon further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423914)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: nighttime fishy digit ratio

I don’t think they’re trading on earnings right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423922)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:36 PM
Author: Abusive razzmatazz cruise ship

They’re trading on a potent mix of heroin and crack. I’m confident if they (again) miss earnings the invisible hand will anally fist their shares the day after

No result can support this valuation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39423995)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: nighttime fishy digit ratio

You sound smart. Tell me about your track record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424710)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:24 PM
Author: Abusive razzmatazz cruise ship

Really really fucking good, even adjusted for Powell put.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424990)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:32 AM
Author: nighttime fishy digit ratio

Date: October 25th, 2019 11:32 AM

Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,

i’m shorting the fuck out of tesla (again) at some point soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367474&forum_id=2#39025509)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39428002)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 8:50 AM
Author: Abusive razzmatazz cruise ship

I don’t care if retarded people push it to $1000 based on what I saw in the last earnings report. Youre basically shrieking “I’m a huge moron lol at me” every time you stick up for this valuation

Then again I’m not an idiot lawyer dabbling in finance so maybe this is what you guys do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39428356)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:11 PM
Author: nighttime fishy digit ratio

You’re either short it from the 200s or a faggot who talks big on the internet without the balls (or money) to invest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39429553)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:54 PM
Author: Abusive razzmatazz cruise ship

That’s excellent reasoning. What do you do and how much do you make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39429782)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: nighttime fishy digit ratio

More important is what I don’t do. I don’t prance around threads calling people idiots while claiming to be some big shot. And since I don’t put on the same faggy little act like you do, I don’t need to tell you who I am or what I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39430022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: garnet factory reset button

Would you buy April puts @ 300?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424128)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:55 PM
Author: Abusive razzmatazz cruise ship

No all Tesla options are too expensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424147)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 1:56 PM
Author: Greedy Flushed Immigrant Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39424160)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: cracking soggy brethren house

Up another 5% today to 574

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39469905)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: dark talented shrine dingle berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39469909)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Carnelian tantric library fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39469918)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: cracking soggy brethren house

581 now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470145)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Comical Jew

Chatter on the street that TSLA just took out a decent size HF that has been short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470282)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:32 AM
Author: Anal vivacious associate giraffe

link to chilmata and Julia's HF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470290)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Drunken ladyboy temple

What does take out mean? Like the firm collapsed or just finally gave up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470307)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:38 AM
Author: Comical Jew

Prime Broker margin call -> HF go bust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470319)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:41 AM
Author: nighttime fishy digit ratio

could be redemption requests forced their hand before the margin call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470345)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Comical Jew

Sure but the way this squeeze is going would be hard for LPs to have the daily granular P&L detail in order to panic and pull $ out vs the margin calls.

Redemptions combined with margin calls would definitely be a reason to just shut down all activity and unwind positions to return any remaining capital.

I know of one fund that had 20% of its capital short TSLA but this was like 18 months ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470360)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: nighttime fishy digit ratio

You still going to have a job after this? I know you aren't short tesla, but missing the tesla and apple runups had to have made your principal unhappy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470390)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:51 AM
Author: Comical Jew

TSLA isn’t my name. I’m a tourist.

AAPL has been a miss but we’re long semiconductor derivative names which have done very well. My numbers were right on AAPL - revs and earnings estimates have declined significantly. The P/E just doubled. Shorting it in 2018 was a big winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470406)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:54 AM
Author: nighttime fishy digit ratio

180. get that cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470419)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: dull telephone

do you invest your own money on the side/are you allowed to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470434)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: Comical Jew

No I can only own index funds in my PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470438)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: dull telephone

gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:36 AM
Author: nighttime fishy digit ratio

RIP Greenlight. I think we all knew Einhorn was just lucky the whole time anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470312)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:47 AM
Author: dull telephone

muh value

muh pe ratio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470374)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:50 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Bull Headed Step-uncle's House Marketing Idea

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470398)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: dull telephone

can't wait to learn the name if it hits wsj/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470504)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: Comical Jew

If it’s actually the case that a HF just blew up on this, would make sense to trim if you own any because the short squeeze impulse will die down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470386)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:51 AM
Author: nighttime fishy digit ratio

depends on the HF's position. if were talking a $2b buyin, yeah, but not if it's 100m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470400)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:51 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Bull Headed Step-uncle's House Marketing Idea

how could a hedge fund not have tight stops with a bubble-like stock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470403)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:55 AM
Author: nighttime fishy digit ratio

hedge funds have a wide variety of sophistication. some are dumber than the average XO pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470426)



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Date: January 22nd, 2020 11:56 AM
Author: Comical Jew

Big levered short position -> price blows through stops -> Shit pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421024&forum_id=2#39470429)