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What does a firm's diversity and inclusion director do all day

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slap-happy locus
  01/13/20
Perform on chaturbate, at their desks
Light Painfully Honest Nursing Home
  01/13/20
Seek to diversify its workforce and provide a more inclusive...
contagious flirting windowlicker
  01/13/20
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Up-to-no-good crotch
  01/13/20
What does that consist of
slap-happy locus
  01/13/20
It consists of seeking to make its workforce more inclusive ...
Up-to-no-good crotch
  01/13/20
Diversifying talent pool consists of hiring people from all ...
contagious flirting windowlicker
  01/13/20
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Up-to-no-good crotch
  01/13/20
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Bat shit crazy floppy dog poop
  01/13/20
So she wakes up comes to work and does what
slap-happy locus
  01/13/20
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Racy nighttime area mexican
  01/13/20
Man did you not already see the comprehensive answers above.
Bat shit crazy floppy dog poop
  01/13/20
Idk how i can make it any clearer. She seeks diverse candida...
contagious flirting windowlicker
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slap-happy locus
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opaque foreskin electric furnace
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Ultramarine Self-centered Kitchen Striped Hyena
  01/14/20
Masturbate at her desk, in front of a webcam
Light Painfully Honest Nursing Home
  01/13/20
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Bat shit crazy floppy dog poop
  01/13/20
Ask that and good luck
Laughsome dysfunction
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Up-to-no-good crotch
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Irradiated nudist whorehouse
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*beady eyes narrow*
lemon unholy fortuitous meteor school
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Up-to-no-good crotch
  01/13/20
"outreach"
cordovan supple boiling water
  01/13/20
Real answer? Probably something like this: Roll into t...
Crimson stage
  01/13/20
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useless psychic house
  01/13/20
As a minority bro former biglaw mo, this is accurate. I only...
Passionate Philosopher-king
  01/13/20
Was it a fat nigger bitch?
Excitant Round Eye
  01/13/20
A light-skinned hazel-eyed black chick, who was prbly lawyer...
Passionate Philosopher-king
  01/14/20
truly believe they are integral to (and even responsible for...
honey-headed milk
  01/13/20
Fuck young black bucks in the nap room
Black Plaza Double Fault
  01/13/20
because they actually produce nothing of value, they have to...
Bisexual Site Kitty
  01/13/20
and what do most biglawyers produce of value?
Racy nighttime area mexican
  01/13/20
deal lawyers bring certainty to transactions. they are way o...
Bisexual Site Kitty
  01/13/20
Lmao
contagious flirting windowlicker
  01/13/20
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walnut twinkling uncleanness headpube
  01/14/20
...legal documents so their client companies don't get sued ...
razzmatazz forum
  01/13/20
Lmao
contagious flirting windowlicker
  01/13/20
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walnut twinkling uncleanness headpube
  01/14/20
so it's a protection racket?
Smoky space stain
  01/14/20
What does that consist of. I'm talking hour by hour
slap-happy locus
  01/13/20
Stack cash
walnut twinkling uncleanness headpube
  01/14/20
I worked for one, briefly. She was a former lawyer for th...
histrionic native
  01/14/20


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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:05 PM
Author: slap-happy locus



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Light Painfully Honest Nursing Home

Perform on chaturbate, at their desks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424876)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: contagious flirting windowlicker

Seek to diversify its workforce and provide a more inclusive environment for all employees, regardless of race, gender, or sexual orientation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424885)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good crotch



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:10 PM
Author: slap-happy locus

What does that consist of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424905)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:12 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good crotch

It consists of seeking to make its workforce more inclusive and provide a more diverse environment for all employees, regardless of race, gender, or sexual orientation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424917)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:13 PM
Author: contagious flirting windowlicker

Diversifying talent pool consists of hiring people from all backgrounds, regardless of race, gender or sexual orientation. Inclusion in the workplace consists of ensuring each person, regardless of race, gender, or sexual orientation, has the opportunity to make an impact in their role and as part of the team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424923)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:13 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good crotch



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy floppy dog poop



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:15 PM
Author: slap-happy locus

So she wakes up comes to work and does what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424935)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:15 PM
Author: Racy nighttime area mexican



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:16 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy floppy dog poop

Man did you not already see the comprehensive answers above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424945)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:17 PM
Author: contagious flirting windowlicker

Idk how i can make it any clearer. She seeks diverse candidates, she ensures employees are included in the workplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424952)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:19 PM
Author: slap-happy locus



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Date: January 13th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: opaque foreskin electric furnace



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Date: January 14th, 2020 10:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine Self-centered Kitchen Striped Hyena



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Light Painfully Honest Nursing Home

Masturbate at her desk, in front of a webcam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39425006)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:12 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy floppy dog poop



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:08 PM
Author: Laughsome dysfunction

Ask that and good luck

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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good crotch



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:50 PM
Author: Irradiated nudist whorehouse



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:09 PM
Author: lemon unholy fortuitous meteor school

*beady eyes narrow*

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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:12 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424918)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:13 PM
Author: cordovan supple boiling water

"outreach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424929)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Crimson stage

Real answer?

Probably something like this:

Roll into the office at 9:30.

Work on a three paragraph press release touting the recent promotion of a minority to some position in the company.

Read SJW blogs ("market research")

$100 lunch with a new "diverse" hire, paid for by the company through a budget for a diversity mentoring program.

After lunch, work very leisurely on a 12 slide PowerPoint with some statistics about the company's diversity goals and current stats. This will be played at various company meetings and retreats this quarter.

4:50 PM: head home having received and sent maybe 10 total emails all day.

Collect $200,000 paycheck: https://www.indeed.com/salaries/chief-diversity-officer-Salaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424971)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: useless psychic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426426)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: Passionate Philosopher-king

As a minority bro former biglaw mo, this is accurate. I only saw our diversity officer at orientation, annual diversity event, and when I was leaving the firm. The person was utterly useless in any meaningful way. Now that I am inhouse, the person emails me to get some training for our legal dept by the firm. Fuck that person and the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426462)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:43 PM
Author: Excitant Round Eye

Was it a fat nigger bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426758)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Passionate Philosopher-king

A light-skinned hazel-eyed black chick, who was prbly lawyer hot in her 30s and 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39427748)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:21 PM
Author: honey-headed milk

truly believe they are integral to (and even responsible for) the firm's success

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424979)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:01 PM
Author: Black Plaza Double Fault

Fuck young black bucks in the nap room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426484)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Bisexual Site Kitty

because they actually produce nothing of value, they have to spend all day over-compensating and projecting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426492)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Racy nighttime area mexican

and what do most biglawyers produce of value?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426496)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:06 PM
Author: Bisexual Site Kitty

deal lawyers bring certainty to transactions. they are way overpaid for it, but they do produce it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426506)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:46 PM
Author: contagious flirting windowlicker

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426793)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: walnut twinkling uncleanness headpube



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz forum

...legal documents so their client companies don't get sued and lose tens of millions of dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426851)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:57 PM
Author: contagious flirting windowlicker

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426886)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: walnut twinkling uncleanness headpube



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Date: January 14th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Smoky space stain

so it's a protection racket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39428727)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: slap-happy locus

What does that consist of. I'm talking hour by hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426601)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: walnut twinkling uncleanness headpube

Stack cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39427751)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: histrionic native

I worked for one, briefly.

She was a former lawyer for this (big law) firm and was paid about the same as a very senior associate to be 'director of diversity.'

She basically used HR stats to track 'diversity' of hires, supported affinity groups, created seminars relating to d&i for summer associates and would go around talking about diversity.

It seemed chill and boring and she probably made 250k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39428731)