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What does a firm's diversity and inclusion director do all day

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leolenin
  01/13/20
Perform on chaturbate, at their desks
CapTTTainFalcon
  01/13/20
Seek to diversify its workforce and provide a more inclusive...
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,
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The MASSIVE PERSIAN APOCALYPSE THAT DRIPPED DEATH
  01/13/20
What does that consist of
leolenin
  01/13/20
It consists of seeking to make its workforce more inclusive ...
The MASSIVE PERSIAN APOCALYPSE THAT DRIPPED DEATH
  01/13/20
Diversifying talent pool consists of hiring people from all ...
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,
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The MASSIVE PERSIAN APOCALYPSE THAT DRIPPED DEATH
  01/13/20
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GGTP ON A PLANE TO VEGAS FOR FURY-WILDER II
  01/13/20
So she wakes up comes to work and does what
leolenin
  01/13/20
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pedude
  01/13/20
Man did you not already see the comprehensive answers above.
GGTP ON A PLANE TO VEGAS FOR FURY-WILDER II
  01/13/20
Idk how i can make it any clearer. She seeks diverse candida...
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,
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leolenin
  01/13/20
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Non sequitur
  01/13/20
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Ded Moroz TM..,..;;.
  01/14/20
Masturbate at her desk, in front of a webcam
CapTTTainFalcon
  01/13/20
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GGTP ON A PLANE TO VEGAS FOR FURY-WILDER II
  01/13/20
Ask that and good luck
gibberish
  01/13/20
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The MASSIVE PERSIAN APOCALYPSE THAT DRIPPED DEATH
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So we looked at the data
  01/13/20
*beady eyes narrow*
cannon
  01/13/20
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The MASSIVE PERSIAN APOCALYPSE THAT DRIPPED DEATH
  01/13/20
"outreach"
Rafael Ironside, FIVE TIME ATP Year-End #1
  01/13/20
Real answer? Probably something like this: Roll into t...
'"'"'"''"
  01/13/20
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.,.,....,,,,...,....,,,..........,
  01/13/20
As a minority bro former biglaw mo, this is accurate. I only...
AyatollahSpecial
  01/13/20
Was it a fat nigger bitch?
Straight Edge Revenge
  01/13/20
A light-skinned hazel-eyed black chick, who was prbly lawyer...
AyatollahSpecial
  01/14/20
truly believe they are integral to (and even responsible for...
No Paye No Gain
  01/13/20
Fuck young black bucks in the nap room
Poast Malone
  01/13/20
because they actually produce nothing of value, they have to...
'.'.',.','.'.'...,.,.,.,.,.,
  01/13/20
and what do most biglawyers produce of value?
pedude
  01/13/20
deal lawyers bring certainty to transactions. they are way o...
'.'.',.','.'.'...,.,.,.,.,.,
  01/13/20
Lmao
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,
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Hysterical bitchmade deepstate faggot
  01/14/20
...legal documents so their client companies don't get sued ...
Gloostick
  01/13/20
Lmao
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,
  01/13/20
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Hysterical bitchmade deepstate faggot
  01/14/20
so it's a protection racket?
jurisprudence
  01/14/20
What does that consist of. I'm talking hour by hour
leolenin
  01/13/20
Stack cash
Hysterical bitchmade deepstate faggot
  01/14/20
I worked for one, briefly. She was a former lawyer for th...
Upset Jew
  01/14/20


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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:05 PM
Author: leolenin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424871)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

Perform on chaturbate, at their desks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424876)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,


Seek to diversify its workforce and provide a more inclusive environment for all employees, regardless of race, gender, or sexual orientation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424885)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:09 PM
Author: The MASSIVE PERSIAN APOCALYPSE THAT DRIPPED DEATH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424897)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:10 PM
Author: leolenin

What does that consist of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424905)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:12 PM
Author: The MASSIVE PERSIAN APOCALYPSE THAT DRIPPED DEATH

It consists of seeking to make its workforce more inclusive and provide a more diverse environment for all employees, regardless of race, gender, or sexual orientation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424917)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:13 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,


Diversifying talent pool consists of hiring people from all backgrounds, regardless of race, gender or sexual orientation. Inclusion in the workplace consists of ensuring each person, regardless of race, gender, or sexual orientation, has the opportunity to make an impact in their role and as part of the team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424923)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:13 PM
Author: The MASSIVE PERSIAN APOCALYPSE THAT DRIPPED DEATH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424925)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:13 PM
Author: GGTP ON A PLANE TO VEGAS FOR FURY-WILDER II



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424928)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:15 PM
Author: leolenin

So she wakes up comes to work and does what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424935)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:15 PM
Author: pedude



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424939)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:16 PM
Author: GGTP ON A PLANE TO VEGAS FOR FURY-WILDER II

Man did you not already see the comprehensive answers above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424945)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:17 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,


Idk how i can make it any clearer. She seeks diverse candidates, she ensures employees are included in the workplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424952)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:19 PM
Author: leolenin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424968)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Non sequitur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426163)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 10:43 AM
Author: Ded Moroz TM..,..;;. (🦈)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39428717)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

Masturbate at her desk, in front of a webcam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39425006)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:12 PM
Author: GGTP ON A PLANE TO VEGAS FOR FURY-WILDER II



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424916)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:08 PM
Author: gibberish

Ask that and good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424892)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:09 PM
Author: The MASSIVE PERSIAN APOCALYPSE THAT DRIPPED DEATH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424900)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:50 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426817)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:09 PM
Author: cannon

*beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424899)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:12 PM
Author: The MASSIVE PERSIAN APOCALYPSE THAT DRIPPED DEATH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424918)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:13 PM
Author: Rafael Ironside, FIVE TIME ATP Year-End #1

"outreach"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424929)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"

Real answer?

Probably something like this:

Roll into the office at 9:30.

Work on a three paragraph press release touting the recent promotion of a minority to some position in the company.

Read SJW blogs ("market research")

$100 lunch with a new "diverse" hire, paid for by the company through a budget for a diversity mentoring program.

After lunch, work very leisurely on a 12 slide PowerPoint with some statistics about the company's diversity goals and current stats. This will be played at various company meetings and retreats this quarter.

4:50 PM: head home having received and sent maybe 10 total emails all day.

Collect $200,000 paycheck: https://www.indeed.com/salaries/chief-diversity-officer-Salaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424971)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: .,.,....,,,,...,....,,,..........,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426426)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: AyatollahSpecial (CircuitCitySpecial )

As a minority bro former biglaw mo, this is accurate. I only saw our diversity officer at orientation, annual diversity event, and when I was leaving the firm. The person was utterly useless in any meaningful way. Now that I am inhouse, the person emails me to get some training for our legal dept by the firm. Fuck that person and the firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426462)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:43 PM
Author: Straight Edge Revenge ((zurich is stained))

Was it a fat nigger bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426758)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: AyatollahSpecial (CircuitCitySpecial )

A light-skinned hazel-eyed black chick, who was prbly lawyer hot in her 30s and 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39427748)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 4:21 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

truly believe they are integral to (and even responsible for) the firm's success

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39424979)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:01 PM
Author: Poast Malone

Fuck young black bucks in the nap room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426484)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: '.'.',.','.'.'...,.,.,.,.,.,


because they actually produce nothing of value, they have to spend all day over-compensating and projecting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426492)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: pedude

and what do most biglawyers produce of value?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426496)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:06 PM
Author: '.'.',.','.'.'...,.,.,.,.,.,


deal lawyers bring certainty to transactions. they are way overpaid for it, but they do produce it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426506)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:46 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,


Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426793)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: Hysterical bitchmade deepstate faggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39427755)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:54 PM
Author: Gloostick

...legal documents so their client companies don't get sued and lose tens of millions of dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426851)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:57 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,


Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426886)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: Hysterical bitchmade deepstate faggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39427757)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: jurisprudence (Dictated But Not Read)

so it's a protection racket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39428727)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: leolenin

What does that consist of. I'm talking hour by hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39426601)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: Hysterical bitchmade deepstate faggot

Stack cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39427751)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Upset Jew

I worked for one, briefly.

She was a former lawyer for this (big law) firm and was paid about the same as a very senior associate to be 'director of diversity.'

She basically used HR stats to track 'diversity' of hires, supported affinity groups, created seminars relating to d&i for summer associates and would go around talking about diversity.

It seemed chill and boring and she probably made 250k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4421157&forum_id=2#39428731)