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This apartment has everything

https://www.onesouthfirst.com/availability/one-bedroom/39c
Ivory giraffe
  01/18/20
"Net effective rate" = ur fucked after year one.
vibrant garnet haunted graveyard
  01/18/20
i'd be fucked after one month
mahogany hospital
  01/18/20
looks like a hotel plus a scam
Titillating pervert
  01/18/20
6k/month for a 1BR? I'm guessing high finance/MD/biglol coup...
Comical Den Mediation
  01/18/20
And most of the amenities are useless. Doorman is useful for...
vibrant garnet haunted graveyard
  01/18/20
https://www.amny.com/new-york/new-york-commission-approves-c...
autistic effete potus
  01/18/20
Triply insane is their "transmission costs". My el...
vibrant garnet haunted graveyard
  01/18/20
It's not quite that bad. Your bill would be like $40-50 for ...
autistic effete potus
  01/18/20
My cheapest was $75. It was easily $150+ over the summer. Ma...
vibrant garnet haunted graveyard
  01/18/20
Oh yeah, you definitely have to shut down your PC in NYC. It...
autistic effete potus
  01/19/20
Common areas have been extensively used last 10 years. Gym m...
Useless parlour
  01/19/20
Place has no soul. A hollow existence for hollow men
aqua point
  01/18/20
cr 5 yrs ago i'd loved to live somewhere like this. but n...
impressive rambunctious mental disorder national
  01/18/20
Literally the only amenity I'd want is the doorman to sign f...
vibrant garnet haunted graveyard
  01/18/20
all amenities are useless flame. i just like the views.
Ivory giraffe
  01/18/20
Doorman is legitimately helpful because they can sign for pa...
vibrant garnet haunted graveyard
  01/18/20
why would someone pay 3500 for a studio in Brooklyn instead ...
Aggressive filthpig space
  01/18/20
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sticky stead
  01/18/20
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Razzle-dazzle stock car karate
  01/18/20
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Galvanic mad cow disease circlehead
  01/18/20
wtf is a net effective rate
black hilarious business firm international law enforcement agency
  01/18/20
Basically, they give you "one month free" for your...
vibrant garnet haunted graveyard
  01/18/20
People fall for this?
black hilarious business firm international law enforcement agency
  01/18/20
Yes. It's fine for the first year but you're completely fuck...
vibrant garnet haunted graveyard
  01/18/20
But it's not like you can budget around your net effective r...
black hilarious business firm international law enforcement agency
  01/18/20
even the retarded shrews who recognize it's a scam think &qu...
Zippy Theater
  01/18/20
You can budget around it, but that requires not being a moro...
vibrant garnet haunted graveyard
  01/19/20
jfc, kikes
impressive rambunctious mental disorder national
  01/18/20
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
milky cruel-hearted private investor becky
  01/18/20
you'd figure a place charging over six grand for an apartmen...
mahogany hospital
  01/18/20
lol, that apt is about 1.5x the cost of my 5000 sq ft house
bateful box office macaca
  01/18/20
To be fair, you don't necessarily need a 5000sf house (I liv...
vibrant garnet haunted graveyard
  01/18/20
Yeah, no one needs a 5000 sq ft house unless they have 6-10 ...
bateful box office macaca
  01/18/20
Agreed. I pay $1500 for a 1BR. I could probably get a hou...
vibrant garnet haunted graveyard
  01/18/20
...
Violet cerebral school cafeteria ceo
  01/18/20
At least you two have that in common
bateful box office macaca
  01/18/20
TSINAH balls out in O-town for $1295/mo.
black hilarious business firm international law enforcement agency
  01/18/20
...
Violet cerebral school cafeteria ceo
  01/18/20
https://imgur.com/a/mHKxsT2 OWALHR!
Ivory giraffe
  01/18/20
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Violet cerebral school cafeteria ceo
  01/18/20
https://media.bizj.us/view/img/8142942/paramount-on-lake-eol...
black hilarious business firm international law enforcement agency
  01/18/20
...
Violet cerebral school cafeteria ceo
  01/18/20
lol. Gay as fuck
bateful box office macaca
  01/18/20
section 8 will certainly cover that. oh right, your lol...
Big-titted toaster crotch
  01/18/20
would never want to live in that part of williamsburg. sk...
Red queen of the night
  01/18/20
so readily affordable to so many, too.
Passionate slate step-uncle's house
  01/18/20
You’re literally a pauper. LOL
contagious maniacal rehab double fault
  01/18/20
...
Electric theater stage prole
  01/18/20
...
Violet cerebral school cafeteria ceo
  01/18/20
LJFL at a $6,300 net rent 1BR in Williamsburg. KYS
gaped insecure hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  01/18/20


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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:28 PM
Author: Ivory giraffe

https://www.onesouthfirst.com/availability/one-bedroom/39c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451522)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:30 PM
Author: vibrant garnet haunted graveyard

"Net effective rate" = ur fucked after year one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451526)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: mahogany hospital

i'd be fucked after one month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451896)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:31 PM
Author: Titillating pervert

looks like a hotel plus a scam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451543)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Comical Den Mediation

6k/month for a 1BR? I'm guessing high finance/MD/biglol couples who are living together rent places like this? (and family money, obv)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451548)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:35 PM
Author: vibrant garnet haunted graveyard

And most of the amenities are useless. Doorman is useful for packages; the rest of it is bullshit. Nobody ever uses the fitness centers or the pools.

Also, all of that shit probably gets wrapped up into common charges and/or other bills. ConEd just received a big rate hike, TWC/Spectrum is incredibly expensive, that's probably another $300+ right there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451564)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: autistic effete potus

https://www.amny.com/new-york/new-york-commission-approves-con-edison-rate-hike-but-at-a-fraction-of-original-plan/

This is legit insane given the price of natural gas right now. All utility costs should be dropping.

And just LMAO at a public utility having to pay property taxes. That is doubly insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451767)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:17 PM
Author: vibrant garnet haunted graveyard

Triply insane is their "transmission costs". My electricity bill in ARE COUNTRY is tiny, maybe a few bucks a month. In MFH, it was easily $200 for a studio where my only electricity expenses were a fridge, TV, and desktop computer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451775)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: autistic effete potus

It's not quite that bad. Your bill would be like $40-50 for a studio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451818)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:47 PM
Author: vibrant garnet haunted graveyard

My cheapest was $75. It was easily $150+ over the summer. Maybe I was a little high because I had a gaming desktop, but I never dropped below $75.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451884)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: autistic effete potus

Oh yeah, you definitely have to shut down your PC in NYC. It's $30 a month extra easy if you leave it on 24/7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39453437)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 2:13 PM
Author: Useless parlour

Common areas have been extensively used last 10 years. Gym membership was an easy cut in most hhs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39455485)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:40 PM
Author: aqua point

Place has no soul. A hollow existence for hollow men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451586)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:42 PM
Author: impressive rambunctious mental disorder national

cr

5 yrs ago i'd loved to live somewhere like this. but now - fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451595)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: vibrant garnet haunted graveyard

Literally the only amenity I'd want is the doorman to sign for packages so they won't get stolen. Otherwise, whatever. Nobody's going to use 90% of that crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451603)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:09 PM
Author: Ivory giraffe

all amenities are useless flame. i just like the views.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451726)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: vibrant garnet haunted graveyard

Doorman is legitimately helpful because they can sign for packages. Otherwise, agreed 100%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451741)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:52 PM
Author: Aggressive filthpig space

why would someone pay 3500 for a studio in Brooklyn instead of, say, killing oneself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451643)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: sticky stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451656)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stock car karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451729)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: Galvanic mad cow disease circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452216)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: black hilarious business firm international law enforcement agency

wtf is a net effective rate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451760)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:16 PM
Author: vibrant garnet haunted graveyard

Basically, they give you "one month free" for your first year. So if the actual rent is $5k, but they give you a "free" month, you're paying about $4600 over the year. Except after the first year, that free month disappears plus your increase is based on the real rent ($5000 versus $4600).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451773)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:18 PM
Author: black hilarious business firm international law enforcement agency

People fall for this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451780)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:20 PM
Author: vibrant garnet haunted graveyard

Yes. It's fine for the first year but you're completely fucked after that, because your rent goes up to the nominal cost, plus you get the usual MFH increase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451789)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: black hilarious business firm international law enforcement agency

But it's not like you can budget around your net effective rate. You have to pay the monthly rent. This feels designed for shrews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451890)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 9:13 PM
Author: Zippy Theater

even the retarded shrews who recognize it's a scam think "well i can just move next year" not realizing the thousands of dollars that costs in "elevator fees" for moving in and out and key fees and time and hassle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452594)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 2:13 AM
Author: vibrant garnet haunted graveyard

You can budget around it, but that requires not being a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39453799)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:21 PM
Author: impressive rambunctious mental disorder national

jfc, kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451795)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: milky cruel-hearted private investor becky

Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451900)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: mahogany hospital

you'd figure a place charging over six grand for an apartment could afford better photoshopping on their photos jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451808)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: bateful box office macaca

lol, that apt is about 1.5x the cost of my 5000 sq ft house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451825)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:33 PM
Author: vibrant garnet haunted graveyard

To be fair, you don't necessarily need a 5000sf house (I live alone and that's just too many rooms to clean), but you could get a decent place with the same or better amenities if you're not in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451834)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: bateful box office macaca

Yeah, no one needs a 5000 sq ft house unless they have 6-10 kids, but lol at spending almost 7k on a 1 BR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451861)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: vibrant garnet haunted graveyard

Agreed.

I pay $1500 for a 1BR. I could probably get a house for that in ARE COUNTRY, but whatever. I still probably have more space than I need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451868)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: Violet cerebral school cafeteria ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451865)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:43 PM
Author: bateful box office macaca

At least you two have that in common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451874)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: black hilarious business firm international law enforcement agency

TSINAH balls out in O-town for $1295/mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451891)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: Violet cerebral school cafeteria ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451892)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: Ivory giraffe

https://imgur.com/a/mHKxsT2

OWALHR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451904)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:53 PM
Author: Violet cerebral school cafeteria ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451915)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: black hilarious business firm international law enforcement agency

https://media.bizj.us/view/img/8142942/paramount-on-lake-eola*750xx3560-2003-0-233.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451951)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 7:20 PM
Author: Violet cerebral school cafeteria ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452036)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: bateful box office macaca

lol. Gay as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452323)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: Big-titted toaster crotch

section 8 will certainly cover that.

oh right, your lolsuit. your attorneys must be waiting for the new president, again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451867)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Red queen of the night

would never want to live in that part of williamsburg.

skinny dennis is a fantastic bar, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451939)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 7:05 PM
Author: Passionate slate step-uncle's house

so readily affordable to so many, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39451958)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: contagious maniacal rehab double fault

You’re literally a pauper. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452261)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 8:10 PM
Author: Electric theater stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452290)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 8:21 PM
Author: Violet cerebral school cafeteria ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452354)



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Date: January 18th, 2020 10:12 PM
Author: gaped insecure hairy legs scourge upon the earth

LJFL at a $6,300 net rent 1BR in Williamsburg. KYS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4424532&forum_id=2#39452909)