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Greatest all time Johnsmeyer threads?
| Impressive odious boistinker pit | 02/18/20 |
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| Brindle stirring puppy | 02/18/20 |
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| Bossy aquamarine preventive strike faggotry | 02/18/20 |
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| tan sadistic hall | 02/18/20 |
| Bossy aquamarine preventive strike faggotry | 02/18/20 |
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| Excitant lodge mexican | 02/19/20 |
| Vermilion internal respiration | 02/18/20 |
| Impressive odious boistinker pit | 02/18/20 |
| scarlet codepig hominid | 02/19/20 |
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| Swashbuckling Hissy Fit Jap | 02/19/20 |
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| Impressive odious boistinker pit | 02/19/20 |
| Dark Cuckold | 02/19/20 |
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| Confused fortuitous meteor genital piercing | 02/19/20 |
| Excitant lodge mexican | 02/19/20 |
| buck-toothed boyish international law enforcement agency | 02/19/20 |
| brilliant beady-eyed location trump supporter | 02/19/20 |
| Insane Tripping Depressive | 02/19/20 |
| Excitant lodge mexican | 02/19/20 |
| Aqua galvanic deer antler garrison | 02/19/20 |
| Excitant lodge mexican | 02/19/20 |
| Confused fortuitous meteor genital piercing | 02/19/20 |
| Aqua galvanic deer antler garrison | 02/19/20 |
| hairraiser infuriating roast beef gas station | 02/19/20 |
| scarlet codepig hominid | 02/19/20 |
| Twisted whorehouse | 02/19/20 |
| Brass internet-worthy base coldplay fan | 02/19/20 |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:00 PM Author: Impressive odious boistinker pit Listening to your future wife get banged out by Chad in the present? Dutchess? Those two were both beyond 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612713) |
Date: February 18th, 2020 1:05 PM Author: Bistre thriller pervert They're all on Reddit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612732) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:08 PM Author: Impressive odious boistinker pit Poster claimed here that wasn’t him but maybe that was flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612756) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:10 PM Author: Excitant lodge mexican drove into house / posting from iPad / GOING FOR MY GIRL
is the goat potus. amazing that all three of those memes came from one thread |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:51 PM Author: Impressive odious boistinker pit Link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612992) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 6:53 AM Author: Dark Cuckold Just search for “180 NOT FLAME” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39616798) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:12 PM Author: pearl house mad cow disease while there were highlights (and moar to come), UJ's work fit xo in general because it was a general "vibe" you had to "get", with infinite layers of in-jokes and absurdities. it wasnt often something you could really point to and say "there's the funny line" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612783) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:24 PM Author: Iridescent dashing chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612865) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:25 PM Author: Excitant lodge mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612870) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:37 PM Author: Aqua galvanic deer antler garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612920) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 7:21 AM Author: vivacious legal warrant organic girlfriend Cr. You could only point to the line at which you "lost it". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39616853) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:14 PM Author: tan sadistic hall A Staten Island Brunch has to be up there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612795) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:49 PM Author: Impressive odious boistinker pit 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612979) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:33 PM Author: Apoplectic supple half-breed menage (180) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39615912) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:15 PM Author: arousing hairless place of business http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=220&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612796) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:22 PM Author: bipolar navy weed whacker trust fund not a thread but the bar exam not uploading “I’m on Tremont” still kills me every time it crosses my mind |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:22 PM Author: tan sadistic hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612846) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:22 PM Author: bipolar navy weed whacker trust fund I don’t know if if was really JM but the chicago gang war tweets attributed to him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612848) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:23 PM Author: tan sadistic hall Fifty from da O (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612852) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:25 PM Author: bipolar navy weed whacker trust fund 180 you think that was really JM? |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:34 PM Author: Apoplectic supple half-breed menage there's no way that was him but i was completely fascinated by that whole saga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39615923) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:26 PM Author: Excitant lodge mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612872) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:31 PM Author: claret set toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39613426) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:43 PM Author: Bull Headed Sapphire Athletic Conference Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39615979) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:27 PM Author: Filthy mental disorder parlor His trolling XO memes outside of XO was his best work. He got into Bloomberg.
Dispensing with the niceties of lower case emotions, one Twitter user provided an unfiltered play-by-play of his general state of mind to Above the Law, one of the first outlets to spot the disaster.
@atlblog PLEASE HELP! This is HORRIFIC! Now THE MBE WILL BE TOMORROW AND WE DONT KNOW IF THE EXAMS WILL LOAD!! IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
— Johnsmeyer (@UJohnsmeyer) July 30, 2014
IM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRONX TRYING TO FOND A PLACE THAT WILL ACCEPT THIS UPLOAD. I’m NEAR TREMONT.
— Johnsmeyer (@UJohnsmeyer) July 30, 2014
@atlblog @ExamSoft I’m on TREMONT AVENUE. Still no upload.
— Johnsmeyer (@UJohnsmeyer) July 30, 2014 |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:28 PM Author: Excitant lodge mexican also IRL (not just online) AM New York (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612882) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:28 PM Author: bipolar navy weed whacker trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612884) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:37 PM Author: Iridescent dashing chad That's pretty funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612921) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:37 PM Author: Big-titted Sneaky Criminal Range He got baseball players to tweet about deer training (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612922) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:51 PM Author: Confused fortuitous meteor genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39612993) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM Author: Bull Headed Sapphire Athletic Conference Heaven And got Montel Williams and Montell Jordan to tweet @ each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39615996) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM Author: Brindle stirring puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39615998) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 6:36 AM Author: Bull Headed Sapphire Athletic Conference Heaven He got John Rocker to say "prancing lib" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39616788) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 1:40 PM Author: bipolar navy weed whacker trust fund Some of the dutchess threads I enjoyed the prison guard series too |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:34 PM Author: Brindle stirring puppy John Rocker / Deer training He's going for my girl! Tremont Street |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Bossy aquamarine preventive strike faggotry all of the ones mentioned ITT.
plus the one about the person with the puppet obsession, visiting the HBS brother working in private equity, various ones about his girlfriend cheating.
Dude could churn them out like no one else. The HBS brother one was especially brilliant IMO, every line was full of inside xo jokes. |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:39 PM Author: tan sadistic hall the HBS brother one was amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39615942) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:40 PM Author: Apoplectic supple half-breed menage there was a dj. yes, a fucking dj.
they just handed out free ipads and xboxes when you walked in. |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:40 PM Author: tan sadistic hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39615955) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:49 PM Author: Bossy aquamarine preventive strike faggotry every single word in this paragraph was perfectly placed
Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped. |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:50 PM Author: Bossy aquamarine preventive strike faggotry Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39616025) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 10:12 AM Author: Excitant lodge mexican "Everyone Was Cheering and High-fiving: The Ulysius Johnsmeyer Story"
coming to theatres, winter 2020 |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM Author: Vermilion internal respiration that was also my favorite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39615958) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:43 PM Author: Impressive odious boistinker pit got links bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39615982) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 10:12 AM Author: scarlet codepig hominid "THIS HALF THE ROOM IS GOING TO THE CARRIBBEAN, THIS HALF IS GOING TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39617317) |
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:43 PM Author: Impressive odious boistinker pit https://www.dailydot.com/news/not-just-hello-hashtag-calls-out-street-harassment/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39615985) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 7:31 AM Author: Swashbuckling Hissy Fit Jap Can you imagine your "job" to include doing play by play commentary of a Twitter "discussion" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39616867) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 7:32 AM Author: vivacious legal warrant organic girlfriend It's the fastest growing job in America (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39616868) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 10:21 AM Author: Impressive odious boistinker pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39617386) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 6:53 AM Author: Dark Cuckold The Chicago gang saga was pretty 9695837748 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39616800) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 7:21 AM Author: vivacious legal warrant organic girlfriend The one where his sister died. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39616855) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:59 PM Author: Confused fortuitous meteor genital piercing where he lost his torts books in a canoe in the Hudson river? an early classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39618384) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:03 PM Author: Excitant lodge mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39618418) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 7:49 AM Author: buck-toothed boyish international law enforcement agency The weirdest thing happened my 1L year of law school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39616902) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 8:35 AM Author: brilliant beady-eyed location trump supporter #NoTallMen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39616976) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 8:50 AM Author: Insane Tripping Depressive on a plane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39617017) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 10:12 AM Author: Excitant lodge mexican his work on the Yankees boards is legendary as well just hilarious stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39617316) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 10:16 AM Author: Aqua galvanic deer antler garrison “I met my wife catcalling and I’ll teach my son to catcall too” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39617338) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 10:18 AM Author: Excitant lodge mexican "light" grabbing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39617355) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:04 PM Author: Confused fortuitous meteor genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39618423) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 10:16 AM Author: Aqua galvanic deer antler garrison And then the brunch started dancing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39617341) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 10:22 AM Author: hairraiser infuriating roast beef gas station Appreciate the laughs from this thread but it is really trash without links. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39617396) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 10:23 AM Author: scarlet codepig hominid maybe you should go dig them up then, buttface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39617403) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:00 PM Author: Twisted whorehouse don't know if it was flame, but he said he and duchess were in an art class or something and doing drawings. he posted this one of trump yelling at jews that was one of the best things i've ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39618392) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:03 PM Author: Brass internet-worthy base coldplay fan The one about waving someone onto the subway like a 3rd base coach made me lol and i think it went viral (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39618413) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:06 PM Author: Brass internet-worthy base coldplay fan Nevermind that was j shad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#39618446) |
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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:56 PM Author: Lavender spectacular newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4447798&forum_id=2#43021366) |