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Some fucking faggots keep buying up all the toilet paper stock as it arrives
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:17 AM Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion Found a real time tracker for tp stock on Amazon, Walmart etc and it'll flash in stock for a second and it's immediately gone Some fucking faggots clearly have bots set up to buy out all the toilet paper stock. FUCK THESE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT What are they even doing?! Where can they even resell? Craigslist?? |
Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:18 AM Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 ) chinese parallel traders shipping it to china like with infant milk formula, masks, hand sanitizer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831767) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:19 AM Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion Why are the Chinese always doing shit like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831769) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:26 AM Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 ) astonishingly selfish and corrupt society (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831785) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:54 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832046) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 AM Author: vonoskar It's not the Chinese it's being driven domestically. Real talk, there's an entire underground currency in tp emerging at the margins of the economy now and we suspect it's only going to grow as the situation deteriorates. At a person-to-person level, people have begun exchanging it for home goods, beauty services, some food delivery, and transportation services at a minimum. At a business-to-business level, there are growing reports that clients and intermediate suppliers are negotiating $2tp exchanges to offload debts owed or else packaging them in tp-denominated terms and securitzing the debt in grey pools. This still hasn't hit the mainstream, but the momentum is growing--it reminds me of bitcoin c. 2012, 2013. A few of our own clients have proposed alternative tp fee arrangements and we are at least considering their offers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831788) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 AM Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 ) when tp moon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831792) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:31 AM Author: vonoskar Our current modeling suggests we'll see toilet paper breakout really beginning Q3 2020 with upward momentum at least through the next 12 months, with some hedging depending on the course of the coronacycle. Medium-run uncertainty then kicks in because of transition effects in markets as they adjust to the new normal of tp; but our expectation is this is a long-run macrosecular shift--pandora's box has been opened and it's going to change one pillar of the Bretton-Woods consensus like it or not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831799) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:37 AM Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831810) |
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Date: March 25th, 2020 11:02 PM Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39864628) |
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Date: March 25th, 2020 11:08 PM Author: cats Gotobavirus deatyn 42m ( 💻🐴) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39864673) |
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Date: March 26th, 2020 7:02 PM Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 😢 📉 💀 ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39871083) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:30 AM Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion I'm happy to exchange some liquid ass-ets for our new toilet paper currency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831794) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:38 AM Author: vonoskar Communities are coming together to barrelize their feces in crude oil drums because of its latent fuel potential and they're storing them at key depot locations around cities. Go into the parking garage on Mott St across from Mottsu. Use the elevator sequence 1-5-3-2. See where it takes you; open one of them up and take a whiff to confirm it's the real deal (hint: it is). This is happening in real time and those who are fast acting and working to build up a supply are going to have a leg up in the new normal marketplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831811) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:39 AM Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831813) |
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Date: March 25th, 2020 11:03 PM Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39864632) |
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Date: March 26th, 2020 7:09 PM Author: mediocre virus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39871141) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:59 PM Author: can't believe this moniker was available Grey pools 180 excellent use here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833497) |
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Date: March 25th, 2020 11:26 PM Author: bowlcut autist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39864835) |
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Date: March 26th, 2020 7:09 PM Author: mediocre virus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39871143) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:51 PM Author: ><<(^((*> they need to hang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833438) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 1:34 PM Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion There's a whole Wikipedia article on this ljl https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_trading_in_Hong_Kong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833733) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:24 AM Author: <><><>----------------- the TP obsession of all things is lolzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831779) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:25 AM Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion I'm legit low I just want some fucking tp but all the fucking faggot wannabe preppers and crooked chinamen keep depleting all the stock everywhere I've been to 10 stores in the last week - Costco, target, Walmart, CVS, grocery stores - just completely cleaned out each time I REFUSE to go wait in line before a store opens I'm fucking furious about this |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 AM Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 ) I can’t get any paper kitchen roll. I just want a couple of rolls like normal like every few weeks. Haven’t seen any anywhere for a couple weeks now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831789) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:30 AM Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion What the fuck is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831795) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:45 AM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this Outed as some breed of limey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832032) |
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Date: March 26th, 2020 7:03 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39871086) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:32 AM Author: spritezero if in a city, go to a corner store in the ghetto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831801) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:39 AM Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion jfc America is third world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831815) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:41 AM Author: corporate slave buying mom Kafka for xmas Crazy only those living in the ghetto are behaving rationally during all this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832025) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:36 AM Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (Dictated But Not Read) just hold it in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832015) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:33 AM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this Use 2 squares to take one wipe to get any huge chunks, then blast ur hold in ur shower. Feels good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832005) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:51 AM Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket We need a National Bidet Program. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832042) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:25 PM Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833256) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:49 PM Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion Got a pack of 24 right before it sold out god bless This is the website btw now that I don't have to compete with you all https://www.zoolert.com/home/toilet-paper/ |
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Date: March 22nd, 2020 1:35 PM Author: ""'"'""'" Lol, my boomer mom set up a TP tracker and orders TP the moment it's available online, hahaha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833743) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2020 5:36 PM Author: vonoskar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39845138) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2020 6:23 PM Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 ) I’ve figured out WHY this is happening
I posted earlier above WHO is doing it: chinese parallel traders buying it all up and shipping it to china like with infant milk formula, masks, hand sanitizer for huge profits http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&mc=29&forum_id=2#39831767 But I couldn’t figure out WHY. I mean, I get the masks and the sanitizer, but who the fuck needs toilet paper so much that they’ll pay 10-20x normal prices for it, right? I’ve figured it out now. It’s the face mask shortage. You can make your own face mask with kitchen paper and tissues or toilet paper. See eg: https://amp.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3050689/how-make-your-own-mask-hong-kong-scientists So maybe a month ago these chinese traders bought up all the paper they could find and shipped it back to China for a yuge profit, selling it all to Chinese people making their own face masks. And then normal people saw the empty shelves and that started everybody panic buying toilet paper and other paper products, and here we are. |