\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Some fucking faggots keep buying up all the toilet paper stock as it arrives

Found a real time tracker for tp stock on Amazon, Walmart et...
thoughtful COVID19 opinion
  03/22/20
chinese parallel traders shipping it to china like with infa...
bat dood
  03/22/20
Why are the Chinese always doing shit like this
thoughtful COVID19 opinion
  03/22/20
astonishingly selfish and corrupt society
bat dood
  03/22/20
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  03/22/20
It's not the Chinese it's being driven domestically. Real t...
vonoskar
  03/22/20
when tp moon?
bat dood
  03/22/20
Our current modeling suggests we'll see toilet paper breakou...
vonoskar
  03/22/20
...
bat dood
  03/22/20
...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  03/25/20
...
cats Gotobavirus deatyn 42m
  03/25/20
...
bat dood
  03/26/20
I'm happy to exchange some liquid ass-ets for our new toilet...
thoughtful COVID19 opinion
  03/22/20
Communities are coming together to barrelize their feces in ...
vonoskar
  03/22/20
...
thoughtful COVID19 opinion
  03/22/20
...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  03/25/20
...
mediocre virus
  03/26/20
Grey pools 180 excellent use here
can't believe this moniker was available
  03/22/20
...
bowlcut autist
  03/25/20
...
mediocre virus
  03/26/20
they need to hang
><<(^((*>
  03/22/20
There's a whole Wikipedia article on this ljl https://en.wik...
thoughtful COVID19 opinion
  03/22/20
the TP obsession of all things is lolzy
<><><>-----------------
  03/22/20
I'm legit low I just want some fucking tp but all the fuckin...
thoughtful COVID19 opinion
  03/22/20
I can’t get any paper kitchen roll. I just want a coup...
bat dood
  03/22/20
What the fuck is going on
thoughtful COVID19 opinion
  03/22/20
Outed as some breed of limey
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  03/22/20
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  03/26/20
if in a city, go to a corner store in the ghetto
spritezero
  03/22/20
jfc America is third world
thoughtful COVID19 opinion
  03/22/20
Crazy only those living in the ghetto are behaving rationall...
corporate slave buying mom Kafka for xmas
  03/22/20
just hold it in
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  03/22/20
Use 2 squares to take one wipe to get any huge chunks, then ...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  03/22/20
We need a National Bidet Program.
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
  03/22/20
...
thoughtful COVID19 opinion
  03/22/20
Got a pack of 24 right before it sold out god bless This is...
thoughtful COVID19 opinion
  03/22/20
Lol, my boomer mom set up a TP tracker and orders TP the mom...
""'"'""'"
  03/22/20
...
vonoskar
  03/23/20
I’ve figured out WHY this is happening I posted ea...
bat dood
  03/23/20


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:17 AM
Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion

Found a real time tracker for tp stock on Amazon, Walmart etc and it'll flash in stock for a second and it's immediately gone

Some fucking faggots clearly have bots set up to buy out all the toilet paper stock. FUCK THESE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT

What are they even doing?! Where can they even resell? Craigslist??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831766)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 )

chinese parallel traders shipping it to china like with infant milk formula, masks, hand sanitizer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831767)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:19 AM
Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion

Why are the Chinese always doing shit like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831769)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:26 AM
Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 )

astonishingly selfish and corrupt society

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831785)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:54 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832046)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: vonoskar

It's not the Chinese it's being driven domestically. Real talk, there's an entire underground currency in tp emerging at the margins of the economy now and we suspect it's only going to grow as the situation deteriorates. At a person-to-person level, people have begun exchanging it for home goods, beauty services, some food delivery, and transportation services at a minimum. At a business-to-business level, there are growing reports that clients and intermediate suppliers are negotiating $2tp exchanges to offload debts owed or else packaging them in tp-denominated terms and securitzing the debt in grey pools. This still hasn't hit the mainstream, but the momentum is growing--it reminds me of bitcoin c. 2012, 2013. A few of our own clients have proposed alternative tp fee arrangements and we are at least considering their offers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831788)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 )

when tp moon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831792)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:31 AM
Author: vonoskar

Our current modeling suggests we'll see toilet paper breakout really beginning Q3 2020 with upward momentum at least through the next 12 months, with some hedging depending on the course of the coronacycle. Medium-run uncertainty then kicks in because of transition effects in markets as they adjust to the new normal of tp; but our expectation is this is a long-run macrosecular shift--pandora's box has been opened and it's going to change one pillar of the Bretton-Woods consensus like it or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831799)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:37 AM
Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831810)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39864628)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2020 11:08 PM
Author: cats Gotobavirus deatyn 42m ( 💻🐴)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39864673)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2020 7:02 PM
Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 😢 📉 💀 )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39871083)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:30 AM
Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion

I'm happy to exchange some liquid ass-ets for our new toilet paper currency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831794)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:38 AM
Author: vonoskar

Communities are coming together to barrelize their feces in crude oil drums because of its latent fuel potential and they're storing them at key depot locations around cities. Go into the parking garage on Mott St across from Mottsu. Use the elevator sequence 1-5-3-2. See where it takes you; open one of them up and take a whiff to confirm it's the real deal (hint: it is). This is happening in real time and those who are fast acting and working to build up a supply are going to have a leg up in the new normal marketplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831811)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831813)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2020 11:03 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39864632)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: mediocre virus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39871141)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: can't believe this moniker was available

Grey pools 180 excellent use here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833497)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2020 11:26 PM
Author: bowlcut autist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39864835)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: mediocre virus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39871143)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: ><<(^((*>

they need to hang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833438)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 1:34 PM
Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion

There's a whole Wikipedia article on this ljl https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_trading_in_Hong_Kong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833733)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:24 AM
Author: <><><>-----------------

the TP obsession of all things is lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831779)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion

I'm legit low I just want some fucking tp but all the fucking faggot wannabe preppers and crooked chinamen keep depleting all the stock everywhere

I've been to 10 stores in the last week - Costco, target, Walmart, CVS, grocery stores - just completely cleaned out each time

I REFUSE to go wait in line before a store opens

I'm fucking furious about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831781)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 )

I can’t get any paper kitchen roll. I just want a couple of rolls like normal like every few weeks. Haven’t seen any anywhere for a couple weeks now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831789)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:30 AM
Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831795)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:45 AM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

Outed as some breed of limey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832032)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39871086)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:32 AM
Author: spritezero

if in a city, go to a corner store in the ghetto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831801)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion

jfc America is third world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39831815)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:41 AM
Author: corporate slave buying mom Kafka for xmas

Crazy only those living in the ghetto are behaving rationally during all this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832025)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:36 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (Dictated But Not Read)

just hold it in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832015)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:33 AM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

Use 2 squares to take one wipe to get any huge chunks, then blast ur hold in ur shower. Feels good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832005)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

We need a National Bidet Program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39832042)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:25 PM
Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833256)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 12:49 PM
Author: thoughtful COVID19 opinion

Got a pack of 24 right before it sold out god bless

This is the website btw now that I don't have to compete with you all https://www.zoolert.com/home/toilet-paper/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833424)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2020 1:35 PM
Author: ""'"'""'"

Lol, my boomer mom set up a TP tracker and orders TP the moment it's available online, hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39833743)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2020 5:36 PM
Author: vonoskar



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39845138)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: bat dood (🇨🇳 🦇 🦠 🦠 🦠 🤡 🌎 😷 )

I’ve figured out WHY this is happening

I posted earlier above WHO is doing it: chinese parallel traders buying it all up and shipping it to china like with infant milk formula, masks, hand sanitizer for huge profits

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&mc=29&forum_id=2#39831767

But I couldn’t figure out WHY. I mean, I get the masks and the sanitizer, but who the fuck needs toilet paper so much that they’ll pay 10-20x normal prices for it, right?

I’ve figured it out now. It’s the face mask shortage. You can make your own face mask with kitchen paper and tissues or toilet paper. See eg: https://amp.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3050689/how-make-your-own-mask-hong-kong-scientists

So maybe a month ago these chinese traders bought up all the paper they could find and shipped it back to China for a yuge profit, selling it all to Chinese people making their own face masks.

And then normal people saw the empty shelves and that started everybody panic buying toilet paper and other paper products, and here we are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4482914&forum_id=2#39845556)