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Cahill suspends summer associate program with 100% pay and 100% offers

Lol at this fraud. https://news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-...
wonderful hairy legs ticket booth
  04/08/20
weeeeeeeeee
Ebony Heaven Clown
  04/08/20
Shrewd. They are small enough and profitable enough it won't...
Titillating flushed church building
  04/08/20
The state of the firm IS STRONG
wonderful hairy legs ticket booth
  04/08/20
It’s way more efficient in general as opposed to bring...
Cerise Fear-inspiring Party Of The First Part
  04/08/20
LOL at those offers being honored if ITE is still bad in Spr...
Flatulent pozpig temple
  04/08/20
CAHILL SECURE confirmed
lascivious range
  04/08/20
Lol Rudolph couldn’t cop Cahill or come anywhere close...
Razzle-dazzle aggressive cruise ship gaping
  04/08/20
Bro, I worked in legit BIGLAW for 5 years. At a firm ranked ...
Flatulent pozpig temple
  04/08/20
Awesome story Rudolph we’re all super impressed you wo...
Razzle-dazzle aggressive cruise ship gaping
  04/08/20
LOL at working in Pittsburgh. Also, Reed Smith Pittsburgh...
Flatulent pozpig temple
  04/08/20
What's wrong with Dentons Pittsburgh
Self-centered Abode Fortuitous Meteor
  04/08/20
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racy voyeur base
  04/08/20
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spectacular wild parlour dragon
  04/08/20
congrats on ur instapartnership, Cahillbros
Coral Tattoo Theater
  04/08/20
Cahill has been topping the market for years, cravathmos maf
Frum Shrine Useless Brakes
  04/08/20
everyone knows CSM is full of bottoms
wonderful hairy legs ticket booth
  04/08/20
what the fuck were they supposed to do? give writing assign...
Mischievous Useless Blood Rage Shitlib
  04/08/20
No, of course not. All firms are going to cancel their su...
Flatulent pozpig temple
  04/08/20
Some firms will run remote summer associate program, retarde...
wonderful hairy legs ticket booth
  04/08/20
will they reimburse remote luxury lunch delivery if you do a...
ultramarine talented business firm deer antler
  04/08/20
That sounds pretty reasonable. Have each summer rank practic...
canary arousing idea he suggested mother
  04/08/20
Sure. Or use them as grunts to write articles.
razzmatazz bossy parlor degenerate
  04/08/20
only 30 SAs. wonder if firms w more offices and more summers...
aromatic crusty organic girlfriend
  04/08/20
that is like 1.3 mil down the drain, i guess nothing for the...
angry potus mad cow disease
  04/08/20
it's a payroll expense of some sort (signing bonus, etc.). w...
aromatic crusty organic girlfriend
  04/12/20
btw, makes sense for firms to have decent talent lined up to...
aromatic crusty organic girlfriend
  04/08/20
LOL at thinking TTT transfers can't fix commas with the best...
Up-to-no-good cuckold jew
  04/08/20
if they could fix commas they wouldnt have lateraled
aromatic crusty organic girlfriend
  04/08/20
Wonder what % get offers with them without the stupid summer...
Up-to-no-good cuckold jew
  04/08/20
It’s nearly 100% like most biglaw summer programs.
wonderful hairy legs ticket booth
  04/08/20
Will be interesting to see if this becomes their new standar...
Up-to-no-good cuckold jew
  04/08/20
The savings of not having them in the office and sponsoring ...
wonderful hairy legs ticket booth
  04/08/20
would be interesting if top biglaw firms start giving perman...
aromatic crusty organic girlfriend
  04/08/20
Yeh would be good PR for firms paying 2Ls a stipend for volu...
Up-to-no-good cuckold jew
  04/08/20
what will the recruiting dept sluts do all year if they dont...
aromatic crusty organic girlfriend
  04/08/20
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stimulating toaster hominid
  04/08/20
Is this a sign that NYC biglaw will be remote through the su...
galvanic mauve office
  04/08/20
no, it's a sign that the summer program takes a lot of plann...
aromatic crusty organic girlfriend
  04/08/20
Scrap summer associate programs altogether and just do OCI w...
razzmatazz bossy parlor degenerate
  04/08/20
What I've always thought. Skip the awk makeout summer seshes...
stimulating toaster hominid
  04/08/20
I got negative performance reviews because I didn't go aroun...
ruby misunderstood kitty cat box office
  04/12/20
I got a negative review from a pretty senior partner because...
low-t demanding university
  04/12/20
it's almost like this is a preview of real associate reviews...
aromatic crusty organic girlfriend
  04/12/20


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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:16 PM
Author: wonderful hairy legs ticket booth

Lol at this fraud.

https://news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/cahill-suspends-summer-associate-program-makes-full-time-offers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969435)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Ebony Heaven Clown

weeeeeeeeee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969457)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:20 PM
Author: Titillating flushed church building

Shrewd. They are small enough and profitable enough it won't hurt a bit for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969472)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: wonderful hairy legs ticket booth

The state of the firm IS STRONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969498)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Cerise Fear-inspiring Party Of The First Part

It’s way more efficient in general as opposed to bringing the summers in and throwing a bunch of events while they “work” during the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969531)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:23 PM
Author: Flatulent pozpig temple

LOL at those offers being honored if ITE is still bad in Spring of 2021.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969509)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:23 PM
Author: lascivious range

CAHILL SECURE confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969520)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle aggressive cruise ship gaping

Lol Rudolph couldn’t cop Cahill or come anywhere close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969532)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:26 PM
Author: Flatulent pozpig temple

Bro, I worked in legit BIGLAW for 5 years. At a firm ranked higher than Cahill, for whatever that's worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969549)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle aggressive cruise ship gaping

Awesome story Rudolph we’re all super impressed you worked at Dentons, Pittsburgh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969637)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:59 PM
Author: Flatulent pozpig temple

LOL at working in Pittsburgh.

Also, Reed Smith Pittsburgh would have been funnier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969873)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:59 PM
Author: Self-centered Abode Fortuitous Meteor

What's wrong with Dentons Pittsburgh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970670)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: racy voyeur base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969541)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: spectacular wild parlour dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969631)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Coral Tattoo Theater

congrats on ur instapartnership, Cahillbros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970564)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:26 PM
Author: Frum Shrine Useless Brakes

Cahill has been topping the market for years, cravathmos maf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969548)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: wonderful hairy legs ticket booth

everyone knows CSM is full of bottoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969558)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Mischievous Useless Blood Rage Shitlib

what the fuck were they supposed to do? give writing assignments to summers over the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969561)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: Flatulent pozpig temple

No, of course not.

All firms are going to cancel their summer classes. Not all will give offers though.

And some will defer 1st year classes from joining in Sep/Oct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969573)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:28 PM
Author: wonderful hairy legs ticket booth

Some firms will run remote summer associate program, retarded or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969580)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:52 PM
Author: ultramarine talented business firm deer antler

will they reimburse remote luxury lunch delivery if you do a zoom call with an associate while eating it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970612)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: canary arousing idea he suggested mother

That sounds pretty reasonable. Have each summer rank practice groups. Assign them each 1 partner mentor and then a few associate mentors for each practice group. They can just meet in Zoom with the associate every couple of days and get some assignments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969595)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz bossy parlor degenerate

Sure. Or use them as grunts to write articles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39969624)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: aromatic crusty organic girlfriend

only 30 SAs. wonder if firms w more offices and more summers are gonna be forced into this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970560)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:54 PM
Author: angry potus mad cow disease

that is like 1.3 mil down the drain, i guess nothing for them, and they can write it off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970628)



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Date: April 12th, 2020 12:46 AM
Author: aromatic crusty organic girlfriend

it's a payroll expense of some sort (signing bonus, etc.). why cant they write it off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39995218)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: aromatic crusty organic girlfriend

btw, makes sense for firms to have decent talent lined up to start in late 2021. after ITE, firms cut so much weight that the were severely understaffed when the economy came back. firms dont wanna be in a situation of having to hire ttt laterals who suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970579)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good cuckold jew

LOL at thinking TTT transfers can't fix commas with the best of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970605)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:52 PM
Author: aromatic crusty organic girlfriend

if they could fix commas they wouldnt have lateraled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970613)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good cuckold jew

Wonder what % get offers with them without the stupid summer camp. If it's like 90% or whatever it is probably a net waste of time and effort for the firm anyway and well overdue for being scrapped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970597)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:51 PM
Author: wonderful hairy legs ticket booth

It’s nearly 100% like most biglaw summer programs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970604)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:53 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good cuckold jew

Will be interesting to see if this becomes their new standard then. A lot of businesses - bigger ones in particular - are figuring out how much fat they can do without

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970623)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: wonderful hairy legs ticket booth

The savings of not having them in the office and sponsoring endless lunches, happy hours and events has to be substantial. Just call the salary a signing bonus and be done with it, summer associate programs are flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970633)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:56 PM
Author: aromatic crusty organic girlfriend

would be interesting if top biglaw firms start giving permanent offers out at fall 2L oci and not even doing summer programs, and require you do a non-firm 2L summer gig -- and they pay you some stipend for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970640)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 4:13 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good cuckold jew

Yeh would be good PR for firms paying 2Ls a stipend for volunteering at some nonprofit or charity the whole summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970785)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 4:16 PM
Author: aromatic crusty organic girlfriend

what will the recruiting dept sluts do all year if they dont have to plan and run the SA program? shitcan those skanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970808)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 5:11 PM
Author: stimulating toaster hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39971232)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: galvanic mauve office

Is this a sign that NYC biglaw will be remote through the summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970647)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 3:58 PM
Author: aromatic crusty organic girlfriend

no, it's a sign that the summer program takes a lot of planning and coordination and they didnt want to bother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39970659)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 5:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz bossy parlor degenerate

Scrap summer associate programs altogether and just do OCI with a signing bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39971377)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: stimulating toaster hominid

What I've always thought. Skip the awk makeout summer seshes with world hating associates and throw them into grinder. post grad Summer work always been flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39971793)



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Date: April 12th, 2020 1:08 AM
Author: ruby misunderstood kitty cat box office

I got negative performance reviews because I didn't go around asking for work. Some firms take the summer program very seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39995294)



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Date: April 12th, 2020 1:28 AM
Author: low-t demanding university

I got a negative review from a pretty senior partner because he dropped some giant research memo assignment on me literally the day before the program ended and I did an "only okay" job on it. The problem isn't even by firm, it's by partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39995347)



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Date: April 12th, 2020 2:16 AM
Author: aromatic crusty organic girlfriend

it's almost like this is a preview of real associate reviews -- it's arbitrary bullshit and any asshole partner can try to fuck you over, and your survival is based on the overall powers that be who decide who will live and who will die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4502416&forum_id=2#39995504)