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Date: May 21st, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: idiotic temple

A family finds nearly $1 million in cash in the middle of the road. Police want to know how the money ended up there

Mallory Hughes byline

By Mallory Hughes, CNN

Updated 9:57 AM ET, Thu May 21, 2020

Family finds bags of money in the road

(CNN)A Virginia family was just trying to get out of the coronavirus blues by taking a long drive when they found what turned out to be nearly $1 million in cash in the middle of the road.

It happened last weekend.

A car in front of the Schantz family had swerved out of the way of what appeared to be a big bag of trash, Maj. Scott Moser of the Caroline County Sheriff's Department told CNN. The Schantz family, however, didn't have time to do the same.

"So they ran over the bag. Instead of leaving the trash in the road, they stopped, picked it up, threw it in the back of the truck," Moser said.

They saw another bag in the ditch nearby and picked that one up too. After they arrived home later that evening, they were going to throw away the trash from both bags.

"When they did, it appeared to be mail. Then, they went on further investigation and it appeared to be cash money," Moser said.

The Schantz family went to church with one of the county's sheriffs. He told the family to call the office.

"We went out there and determined it was, in fact, cash. It was in two bags and the total was close to $1 million," Moser said.

Within the two larger bags were smaller ones, each containing some information on where the money should have been deposited.

"Inside of the bag, there were plastic baggies and they were addressed with something that said 'cash vault,'" Emily Schantz told CNN affiliate WTVR.

The Sheriff's department conducted its own investigation before turning it over the United States Postal Service, which is now looking into the matter.

"Who it actually belonged to, where it was going," Moser said. "We haven't released any of that."

The USPS is now working to get the money back to its rightful owner.

"It's really a credit to just the character and fiber of the family," Moser said. "I'm sure it'd be difficult to make that decision. It's almost $1 million in cash. But they did the right thing."

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/21/us/million-dollars-found-on-road-trnd/index.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253063)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 9:47 PM
Author: Lemon galvanic jap

Odds they could have kept it without anton chigurh coming after them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253129)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:12 PM
Author: idiotic temple

100%.

How would you store and use it is the key. You could just use cash for all your expenses from that point on and draw it down over the course of a lifetime. You could launder it, but how? Maybe guns and art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253675)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: Costumed Black French Chef Lodge

Buy casino chips then cash out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254167)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Dead Wagecucks

Store cards

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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring depressive rehab

I feel like in the abstract, sitting in the comfort of my home and poasting on XO, I would definitely say LJL I would totally keep $1 million in liquid cash if I found it on the side of the road. In reality though, I'd be shitting my pants thinking some Mexican cartel or worse lost it and I'm going to end up with testicles in my mouth and an X-Files style pneumatic stiletto in my brain pan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253713)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Violent ultramarine people who are hurt deer antler

U really want to live that bad?

Faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253847)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:50 PM
Author: vigorous theater

cr. You don't think cartels don't track serial numbers and have informants who tell them that so-and-so was seen taking the case or spending the money?

You'd have your skin peeled off and be forced to watch your family butchered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253884)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:29 PM
Author: Hairless Cyan Ticket Booth

I doubt cartels track serial numbers.

And assuming this is lost money, how would they have someone watching it? If someone in their employ was watching it, why wouldn't that person simply retrieve it for them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40256860)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: excitant salmon church

Lol u cocksuckong faggot. With $1million I could get Chechen mafia to kill any mexican

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254158)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring depressive rehab

What if it was the Chechen Mafia's money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: Violent ultramarine people who are hurt deer antler

Then get 🇲🇽

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254164)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling lay



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: Jade Office



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring depressive rehab

Would you though? I think a lot people say this, because they've watched movies and seen/heard horror stories, but the allure and rush of having that kind of liquid cash is the fact that you can go out and blow it on frivolous/meaningless material shit. Yeah, ok, maybe you go and fully fund your kid's 529 plan and pay off your student loans, but I would bet a good chunk of my net worth that within 6 months you would be rolling around in a $90k Benz or some tricked our F-350 King Ranch prole mobile you guys drool over in Florida.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254181)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:46 AM
Author: Jade Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254196)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring depressive rehab

Well, I guess that's all well and good if you assume they come for you where you live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254217)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:54 AM
Author: Jade Office



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring depressive rehab

Well, not unless CSLG's cock needs slurping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254257)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:00 AM
Author: lake love of her life



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: lavender underhanded hall

How are you gonna wash all that money? Uncle Sam will have questions after you try to deposit all that money in a bank and you can’t buy houses, savings plans, houses, etc with physical cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254206)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring depressive rehab

He's a shitlawyer in Florida, I'm sure he could manage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254224)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:54 AM
Author: Jade Office



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: Jade Office



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: Mauve half-breed

$1MM should be pretty doable, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258129)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:57 AM
Author: cocky hell gaping

Lmao a 90k car, talk about splurging over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring depressive rehab

I was adjusting my comments for the intended target. A $90k Benz to TSINAH is like a diamond-studded pussy mobile with lasers and gullwing doors to the rest of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254281)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:00 AM
Author: Jade Office



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring depressive rehab

Isn't a Raptor like $60k new?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254457)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Poppy floppy gaming laptop

"but the allure and rush of having that kind of liquid cash is the fact that you can go out and blow it on frivolous/meaningless material shit."

I was thinking more like it would help patch the earnings hole in my shitpile of a legal career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254450)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring depressive rehab

Well fuck maybe we just have different problems then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254453)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling lay



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:30 PM
Author: Bull headed mewling native

this is basically the beginning of no country for old men - no thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40259068)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:59 PM
Author: exhilarant drunken black woman

Also A Simple Plan

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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:14 PM
Author: Lascivious aquamarine ape

Just white people things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253688)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Exciting Smoky Stage

https://www.foxnews.com/story/new-york-cab-driver-returns-bag-full-of-diamond-rings-to-passenger-who-tipped-him-30-cents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254305)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:49 PM
Author: Lascivious aquamarine ape

I'll admit it. I was wrong. If that's a true story, guy is a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40260019)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed brilliant place of business theater stage

goys can be tricked by joos, but thats only because goys are naturally good-hearted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253689)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: aromatic filthpig stain

Schantz Name Meaning

from Middle High German schanz ‘peasant jacket’, probably applied as a nickname for a peasant. topographic name from Middle High German schanze .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253707)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: claret generalized bond



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: outnumbered center

They really found 100 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253775)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shimmering Area

no. these people fucked up and cannot keep even the 1 million if no one claims. they sure as fuck didn't find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253795)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: idiotic temple

Why couldn't they keep it if no one claims?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253831)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shimmering Area

because the people whose money it really is will kill them if they don't turn it over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253846)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:47 PM
Author: multi-colored henna school cafeteria

how would anyone know they took it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253862)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring depressive rehab

Well, their names were just plastered all over a very well trafficked and famous internet site, plus CNN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: insecure maniacal quadroon whorehouse

Dumbest plan ever. Now the cartel knows who they are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258326)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:34 PM
Author: Sienna misanthropic bbw

I’ve often dreamed about finding a bunch of cash on street. What’s the best way to make it clean, is it suspicious if I’m depositing like 500 bucks in the atm every week or so

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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:43 PM
Author: idiotic temple

Just hold onto it and pay cash for large items over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253835)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: contagious thirsty business firm wrinkle



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:46 PM
Author: Violent ultramarine people who are hurt deer antler

Why do u have to clean it?

Just live good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253858)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:48 PM
Author: Sienna misanthropic bbw

House could burn down and all the cash, would feel lot better if it’s in the bank account

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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:41 AM
Author: Jade Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254178)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: Sienna misanthropic bbw

Got the law degree, I’m halfway there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254258)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:56 AM
Author: Jade Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254260)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: swollen resort nibblets

(Walter white)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40256828)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Hairless Cyan Ticket Booth

Wouldn't they notice you were depositing nice crisp BIG FACE HUNNEDS instead of rolls of quarters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40256874)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40256861)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Hairless Cyan Ticket Booth

If you're a kid I think taking the reward (but not expecting it) if offered is reasonable in that situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40256877)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 8:23 PM
Author: Offensive scarlet crackhouse rigpig

sell it under the table for local bitcoins. then cash out bitcoin on an exchange and pay the taxes on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40259316)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shimmering Area

a simple plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253797)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: multi-colored henna school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40253850)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: Azure deranged potus famous landscape painting

YOURE DOING IT WRONG!!!11111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254166)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: Costumed Black French Chef Lodge

I'd take the cash & microwave it to fry any "tracking chips"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254171)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:53 AM
Author: Silver balding trust fund becky

Came in expecting white family and read their name as Sanchez so had to do a double take. Sure enough, my eyes had deceived me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254241)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:00 AM
Author: bipolar dingle berry house

No Country for Old Men II.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254287)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: Bull headed mewling native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40259086)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Hateful Trip Field

Lol at any poaster in this thread that doesn’t have at least a million in cash/non retirement stocks laying around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254389)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: slap-happy spectacular national security agency

It's not nice to pretend like you're successful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254435)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring depressive rehab

When you actually have acquired a million dollars, you will understand the difference between having a bank balance that says $1,000,000 and having $1,000,000 in physical cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40254467)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:23 PM
Author: idiotic temple

What's the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40256819)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40256915)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 4:44 PM
Author: idiotic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258062)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:34 PM
Author: Hairless Cyan Ticket Booth

I have acquired a million dollars and I am not sure what you mean here.

If you mean it's easier to have it in the financial system, well, sure. That's the point of money laundering, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40256889)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:42 PM
Author: Hateful Trip Field

Would it shock you to hear that I’ve actually acquired $1,000,000 X 2 so far in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40259115)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:26 PM
Author: yapping dun garrison

nobody will believe they turned in the whole amount. surely they snipped a couple hundred thou. and because others will think that as well they will likely suffer a home invasion robbery torture scenario. they'd be better off keeping the money or ignoring the money entirely; turning it in is literally the worst of all possible worlds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40256838)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: odious white coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40256906)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: khaki apoplectic fortuitous meteor

cr. the most cr thing is to keep it and carefully parcel it out for daily expenses while also laundering some through casinos. if ur too pussy to do that and you turn it in, then by god do not let the media know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258135)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:23 PM
Author: contagious thirsty business firm wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40259885)



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Date: June 11th, 2020 6:01 PM
Author: Cerebral shitlib

Tcr. I could probably pay $50k/year of expenses in cash for 20 years. Every restaurant, gas station, grocery shopping, home repair/improvement, etc. could be cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40399568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:11 PM
Author: exhilarant drunken black woman

Surprised they didn't ask to remain anonymous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40259828)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: bisexual codepig

wow those people are fucking stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40256952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 4:45 PM
Author: idiotic temple

What would you have done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: bisexual codepig

prob kept the money. or left it if i was a pussy and worried about cartels or whoever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258079)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 4:50 PM
Author: idiotic temple

What's your best idea for laundering $1 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258103)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 4:55 PM
Author: Mauve half-breed

spend it on vacations and small purchases over the next 40 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258141)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 5:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258266)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 8:27 PM
Author: internet-worthy theatre



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: contagious thirsty business firm wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40259889)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:50 PM
Author: idiotic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40260022)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 5:07 PM
Author: bisexual codepig

spend it throughout the course of a lifetime and use actual accounts to pay mortgage and other shit i can't use cash for. maybe deposit a few thousand bucks here and there.

it's not like you can retire on $1M. if you could i already would have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258234)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: adulterous provocative feces volcanic crater

Buy a fixer upper w regular money and “do the work yourself” (pay Mexicans cash to do work), rent or sell house. Rinse and repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40259750)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:52 PM
Author: idiotic temple

this is a great idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40260031)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 4:52 PM
Author: electric idiot meetinghouse

Is there any legal obligation to turn over lost property on a public road?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258114)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 5:02 PM
Author: Fishy geriatric pisswyrm

I believe this was addressed by John Marshall in the SCOTUS case of Finders Keepers v Losers Weepers, 5 U.S. (1 Cranch) 137 (1803)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258190)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 5:27 PM
Author: Comical At-the-ready Sanctuary

Yes, every state has rules governing lost property. It takes years before you're able to claim it as your own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258391)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 8:08 PM
Author: Bull headed mewling native

you would think this would be common knowledge on a law school chat board given lost, mislaid, abandoned, treasury trove, etc. are all covered in 1L property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40259245)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 4:55 PM
Author: Comical At-the-ready Sanctuary

Sounds like there was something in the bags that strongly indicated who it belonged to.

In that case, I take it immediately to a bank safety deposit box and consult a lawyer.

If there was something in there that made clear it belonged to orphans or something then I turn it in but I can't promise I don't "lose" a finder's fee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258142)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 5:34 PM
Author: Primrose philosopher-king university

are there any shady banks left in Florida that would let you deposit this amount? or, at least over time? i saw "Cocaine Cowboys" doc and they said a lot of banks and car dealers were propped up by drug money in the 80s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40258421)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:40 PM
Author: Medicated cuckold

One Word: Cayman Islands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40259103)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:55 PM
Author: Talented Sound Barrier

Open up an account in The Seychelles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40259770)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: adulterous provocative feces volcanic crater

How do you get the cash there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40259789)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: Sticky Big-titted Den Community Account

They watched A Simple Plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539668&forum_id=2#40259888)