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Date: June 7th, 2020 12:05 AM Author: Disgusting newt
After considering every possible factor with the greatest possible care, I have divided the United States into four new countries.
https://files.catbox.moe/4ggrh5.png
Formal separation will take effect at 12:00 a.m. on January 1, 2021.
If you have not selected your new country and made yourself physically present there by that time, you will become an outlaw -- that is, you will be stateless and forever outside the protection of the law.
If you are moving to a new country, you have until October 1, 2020 to sell your real estate interests to the Separation Adjustment Trust. The purchase price will be 75% of the fair market value as of June 1, 2020 and will be paid in shares of a global equities ETF traded in London. If you don't sell, your property will escheat to the new country.
Choose wisely.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40367124) |
Date: June 7th, 2020 12:12 AM Author: light roommate
Green, and it’s not close.
Alliance between green and red will dominate the rest of the world like the USA and Western Europe in the postwar period.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40367154) |
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Date: June 7th, 2020 12:18 AM Author: stirring menage
cosigned.
it kinda reminds me of an updated version of the 1980s 9 nations map https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/174-the-nine-nations-of-north-america (7 nations excluding Miami/Carribian and NO/Quebec/French Quarter)
Ecotopia + EmptyQuarter & Breadbasket + MexAmerica & Dixie + Rustbelt & New England
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40367196) |
Date: June 7th, 2020 12:14 AM Author: stirring menage
if I were a pre-Kantian being making choices, I would go to the hallowed red fields of Montana
as is, I will remain in Ecotopia and defend my homeland against the SJWs
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40367166) |
Date: June 7th, 2020 12:14 AM Author: high-end chrome halford
Pink/Purple in the most lopsided allocation imaginable. We get at least 70% of the country’s brainpower plus North Carolina and a bunch of midwestern states to hopefully control the fringe left.
The red one will be on save the children ads
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40367167) |
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Date: June 7th, 2020 12:23 AM Author: Disgusting newt
My mistake.
I wish you the best.
What will you be supporting as the name for the fuchsia land?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40367229) |
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Date: June 7th, 2020 12:51 AM Author: high-end chrome halford
So there has to be some national pride for this to work. Plus access to nukes.
I 100% agree we’d be a land of too many effete helpless libs in a shooting war. There can’t just be an immediate armed insurrection or yeah I’m probably in trouble. Same with Green if Texas immediately declared itself the Republic of Texas
Though i bet I can find some guys from the Midwest to go on Sherman’s March part 2 if it came to that
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40367401) |
Date: June 7th, 2020 12:16 AM Author: Aphrodisiac low-t locus
The basic problem with these maps is that the lib/con divide is largely urban vs rural rather than north vs south, east vs west, etc. So there are lib islands across the country surrounded by conservative areas, as seen around Chicago, Denver, Atlanta, etc.
If we were neatly divided by region, we might have split up already.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40367178) |
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Date: June 7th, 2020 12:46 AM Author: Claret cracking nowag filthpig
Florida, actually. Texas is my second choice. However, job prospects would really make the choice for us most likely.
Here's my take on this: NE and WC will be outrageously shitlib. If you assume this partition is a way to force people to go to "their" political area, green is the safest for a Republican. Staying in the NE or moving to WC as a Republican isn't an option. And assume this means that libs will get their way in those areas (guns banned, hate speech laws, socialism, mandatory BLM support statements, etc.). IOW, the choice is between red and green. Red basically is middle of the country with no real city, minimal jobs, etc.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40367376) |
Date: June 7th, 2020 2:29 AM Author: Rough-skinned school affirmative action
Green. Will be *extremely* wealthy due to having no poor people or minorities -- they all emigrate (forcibly or not) to Fuchsia, where migration is a Basic Human Right (immigration is obviously not a right in Green). We periodically send rockets over the border into Fuchsia and assassinate any partly moderate/competent-seeming political leaders who appear to be developing. We blatantly steal IP, China-style, and sometimes even launch military offenses over what we say is IP theft *from us* (but we're really just trolling). Fuchsia response is a lot of candlelight vigils and "buttplug-ins."
Over the strong objections of the leader of Green's (permanently out-of-power) progressive-liberal party, Tom Cotton, we instigate nuclear war with Fuchsia and Blue for reasons never clearly articulated and very obviously primarily based on widespread personal animus. NYC, Boston, DC, Philly, Chicago, MPLS, San Fran, LA, and Seattle all destroyed, as are ATL, Miami, Houston, Dallas, Denver, Memphis, and Nashville. Most Green residents are satisfied with this result and say vague but approving things like "Freedom has its Price." Green annexes VA, NC, WV, and everything west of the former Philly from Fuchsia, and takes all of WA, OR, and the interior of CA; there is mass genocide and concentration camps, although most Green residents agree they are not very efficiently run.
There is a mass exodus out of the remaining cities in all 4 nations as people realize living in one is just putting a target on your back. This unexpectedly causes a strong spike in testosterone in Fuchsia's populace, causing them, among other things, to elect the first straight-white-male Regional Commissar since the breakup. Many even begin looking for ways to buy guns. Fuchsia gradually begins to pick up the pieces, instituting mass genocides of their own upon realizing that not everyone can make it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40367826) |
Date: June 7th, 2020 9:56 AM Author: high-end chrome halford
Pink will have enough money to hire vicious South African and Columbian mercenaries to support a standing army from the heartland. New York, Boston, Chicago and the industrial Midwest together will have the most flexible, robust economy across all sectors. We’ll have plenty of pumobucks to throw at this issue or anything else.
Does the hypo assume each country has the nuclear weapons in their territory prior to partition? We should just assume we all have nukes with second strike capability. Otherwise you’ll get lots of hypo fighting about invasions
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40368768) |
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Date: June 7th, 2020 2:21 PM Author: high-end chrome halford
oil was just trading at -$36 a barrel for a reason. green inherits america’s zombie energy industry that survives at the mercy of saudi supply cuts (ie bribes in exchange for weapons).
we’ll use green as our personal gas station, sure. we’re good people. would hate to see a failed state on our border.
was being facetious about somalia. but it’d be a tough situation for them
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40370779) |
Date: June 7th, 2020 2:33 PM Author: shivering cuckold
Red and green combo would be 180.
People are really selling short that if these were distinct countries, new industry and commerce would spring up in all locations. Lmao at red outsourcing tech, finance, etc to NY/CA permanently. Yes, they're lagging to start, but this opens up a ton of opportunity for new growth.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40370856) |
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Date: June 7th, 2020 2:36 PM Author: high-end chrome halford
what tech and finance are these people outsourcing? their companies can either access capital markets or not. they can either attract and retain smart young people or not (none of whom want to live there apparently) or not.
this hypo collapses if you spent a second thinking about how important the federal govt has become in every facet of life.
the gap in technological innovation is more likely to widen exponentially, not shrink.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40370881) |
Date: June 7th, 2020 4:21 PM Author: high-end chrome halford
One other thing to note: every single big defense prime contractor (plus all their IP and a huge part of their supply chains) are located in the new global hegemon (ie pink). Lockheed Martin: Maryland. Raytheon: Boston. Northrop Grumman/General Dynamics: VA.
Boeing is technically based in Chicago too.
This question feels like it only had one objectively right answer that most people got wrong
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40371530) |
Date: June 8th, 2020 2:30 AM Author: irradiated sanctuary psychic
I might change my mind to green over red if I find out what green is planning to do about the *******
The lack of ocean thing is bothering me about red
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4554154&forum_id=2#40375084) |
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