Kidmos: Any Wives Deliver In BIRTHING CENTER Or Do HOME BIRTH?
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Date: June 25th, 2020 11:26 AM Author: Lilac Foreskin Piazza
seems like hospitals aren't going to be allowing doulas in anytime soon, and PDDJ wants to be able to have a natural birth.
thoughts on birthing centers, licensed midwives vs doctors, and home births.
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Date: June 25th, 2020 1:58 PM Author: Lilac Foreskin Piazza
there seem to be two kinds of birthing centers:
1) ones affiliated or run by hospitals that are next door or basically in a wing of a hospital. i guess u deliver with a licensed midwife but you're next door to the hospital in case anything goes wrong and the hospital is overseeing the whole thing; or
2) a stand-alone one what would have to transfer you to a hospital
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Date: June 25th, 2020 1:42 PM Author: Cerebral tattoo location
ur an absolute fucking retard if you don't give birth in a hospital with an obgyn. read some of the horror stories about home births. if it goes poorly, ur baby is fucking DEAD (best case) or worse, it somehow survives after being oxygen deprived for some minutes and now congrats you get to raise terry schiavo for the next 60 years.
"doulas" and "midwives" are absolute laughable garbage ... if you can have one standing in the delivery room doing her chants or whatever horseshit, great, but this is your child's life (and ur wife's). there's only one acceptable answer here. stop being retarded.
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Date: June 25th, 2020 1:45 PM Author: Lilac Foreskin Piazza
tyft
yeah doulas don't replace an obgyn if you birth in a hospital.
are midwives really garbage? they still have a licensure requirement
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Date: June 25th, 2020 2:05 PM Author: Lilac Foreskin Piazza
fair points. i would indeed like her to have all her options, and a doula at a hospital would be the ideal situation. but it doesn't seem like it's going to be an option. in that case, from this thread, it seems like hospital without the doula would be the next best option -- and anything else is dangerous.
>>Will you ever look at that room the same again?
you're talking to a guy who shits in plastic bags and poasts pics of them online for his anonymous friends
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Date: June 25th, 2020 1:55 PM Author: onyx tripping brunch milk
I had a "natural birth" at the hospital - worst experience ever
Tell her to get drugs
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Date: June 25th, 2020 2:16 PM Author: onyx tripping brunch milk
That sucks. They generalize so much (e.g., 511 rule, if you are a first time mom you will have a long labor, etc.), and a lot of the time those rules don't apply whatsoever.
If I had listened to those nurses and stayed at home until my contractions were closer together per the 511 rule, I would have given birth in bed at home and who knows what would have happened then.
Labor was so fast they didn't even administer the antibiotic for group strep B in time....because the nurses were literally fucking around for over an hour thinking I wouldn't deliver.
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Date: June 25th, 2020 2:06 PM Author: onyx tripping brunch milk
also one of the nurses said "no way you're in labor right now because you're talking to me". i was already 7cm dilated.
apparently i have an insane pain tolerance and could walk and talk normally at 7cm dilated
fuck that stupid bitch nurse
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Date: June 25th, 2020 2:00 PM Author: onyx tripping brunch milk
i think they only really push c sections if your babys heart rate starts crashing or whatever
the's the main issue with epidurals - women can't push as easily as they can with natural birth because they can't feel anything down there
if you want a fast delivery (albeit painful) natural is a lot faster
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Date: June 25th, 2020 2:11 PM Author: vengeful burgundy azn
Having a "doula" or a "home birth" or any of that bullshit is goyishe and stupid. If you have any emergency during birth, your dumb fucking part-time yoga instructor doula is not going to be able to do shit.
Use your fucking brain and do it at a hospital you dumb goy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569838&forum_id=2#40494224) |
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Date: June 25th, 2020 2:23 PM Author: vengeful burgundy azn
"thoughts on birthing centers, licensed midwives vs doctors, and home births."
Above are my thoughts.
You're like the Homer Simpson of XO poasters: comically dumber each year.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569838&forum_id=2#40494312) |
Date: June 25th, 2020 3:37 PM Author: Drunken spruce field
my ex is a nurse practioner midwife who worked at a birth center.
they send people to the hospital if there is any inkling of a problem. they are all scared shitless of medmal. i dated her for a year and she would talk about her job constantly. in the entire time i knew her there was exactly 1 really bad outcome (dead babby), but it was something that sending them to the hospital earlier would not have helped. i learned a lot about how much hospital birth sucks for most people and is completely unnecessary. i'll definitely do a birth center birth.
i'd avoid retarded doulas and home births though. home births with an np might be ok, but i wouldn't risk it.
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Date: June 25th, 2020 4:41 PM Author: Well-lubricated azure box office
If it’s a good hospital and you like the OB, then a hospital birth doesn’t have to be the horror stories you’ve read about. There was a lot of comfort having my wife and baby at Stanford / Packard where if something went wrong (low chance but big problem if it does) there were people a lot smarter than I am to handle and advise. Obvioisly avoid some shit hospital with gabby fat black bitch nurses walking 0.2 mph in front of you.
Re: epidurals, I agree with GTTTR and this thread generally: PDDJ has no idea what it’s like until she’s in the heat of the moment, so I would lean strongly toward having options. No one pushed my wife to have an epidural or C section either time and when baby #1 got stuck and my wife got tired, the resident came to me to talk about options (ended up with foreceps, which worked - C was the last option). I found it very hard to see my wife in such pain and was grateful that she got the epidural - it was relatively calm rather than the swearing, throwing things, etc. in movies.
Also, the walking around, etc. seems like total flame to me. I get it during very early stages, but by the time an epidural is an option, lol at her wanting to go for a stroll or chill out on an exercise ball.
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Date: June 25th, 2020 10:54 PM Author: Brindle Medicated Step-uncle's House
Co-signed
With my first I waited about 5-6 hours before I finally caved and got the epidural. I tried a few things during contractions but really just wanted to lie in bed. I tried nubain, which I do NOT recommend. It just made me feel out of it and did nothing for the pain.
Keep in mind also that your first one is likely going to require HOURS of pushing. Not just labor. Active pushing. Your first one for sure needs to be in a hospital. Is she prone to tearing? Does she have any anatomical or other issues that might cause complications or make a natural delivery difficult? You don't know how she'll handle it yet.
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Date: June 25th, 2020 5:08 PM Author: Doobsian hunting ground
Lol your wife’s going to be begging for meds within 10 min.
I was in labor for 33 fucking hours before emergency c-section. Lol at some retarded doula telling you to “breathe” through it.
You sound like a placenta eating anti-vaxxer hippie/ortho.
Also aren’t you both cheap asses? Ready to pay $10-20k out of pocket for some hippie services who aren’t covered under insurance?
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Date: June 25th, 2020 5:27 PM Author: glittery roommate university
Some hospitals have birth centers or midwife units.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569838&forum_id=2#40495444)
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Date: June 25th, 2020 10:24 PM Author: Scarlet irradiated liquid oxygen fortuitous meteor
Lmao
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569838&forum_id=2#40497082)
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Date: June 26th, 2020 12:55 AM Author: henna parlor weed whacker
The reason we have modern medicine is so that your wife would have the privilege of giving birth in a safe environment, with experienced medical professionals and top-class medical facilities around and with as little pain and risk of injury or death to her or the baby as possible. Again, this is a PRIVILEGE that was not available to most people in history and is not available to many people around the world today.
People who decide to forgo this to experience a "natural" birth, with "doulas," "home births," and the other stupid rainbow/unicorn/flower power shit are fucktards, and you should not listen to a word they say.
I assume that you made this thread because your wife wants to experience something like this. If so, LOL at you and your choices in life.
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Date: June 26th, 2020 10:46 AM Author: Costumed carnelian boistinker
I'm usually all for contrarian opinions, but you are getting correct views in this thread. Non-hospital births are persistently ~1% of total births. You don't need to talk to very many people in this camp to realize that they are total fucking nuts, on par with anti-vaxxers in terms of their attachment to opposing the medical establishment without any regard to evidence. The home birth team runs the gamut from pregnant teens and cult members to totally flaky hippies. You hear a lot about midwives, home birth, etc. because the advocates for it LOVE talking, writing books, teaching classes, etc. Before I did any research, I thought that home birth would be something like 25%. But it is 1% - and it is usually a pretty safe bet that when a decision breaks 99%-1%, the 1% hasn't accidentally stumbled upon a secret great idea. But because the 1% is so loud and women in general are not very rational, a large set of women live on the fringes on this issue and need a dad to tell them to go to the hospital.
The measured outcomes for non-hospital birth look acceptable only because (a) there is a constituency very interested in massaging the data to make non-hospital birth look ok and (b) anyone who has been a midwife for more than a year transfers all high-risk patients and all complications to the hospital. The reality is that if you exposed non-hospital midwives to an equivalent sample of deliveries as what hospitals see, the rates of mother and child deaths and complications would be disastrous.
There are a few birth details where you can draw some wisdom from the hippie crowd and apply to your hospital birth. US doctors do far too many C-sections and you should have a bias towards avoiding except where it is clearly the safer route. Also it is better to keep moving around for as long as you can. Hospitals are getting smarter on this point, but in the old days they would sometimes admit women who were not very dilated, given them an early epidural, and then have them lay down in labor for hours and hours. Even for a first birth, you can pop out a baby pretty quickly, but there is a long run-up period before the pushing and if you are immobilized in a bed on drugs it goes slowly and sucks. Nurses/midwives/doulas/non-autistic family members (if available) can often provide a lot more emotional support and useful guidance than your typical OB-GYN (who is bored with regular births and is mostly there for the rare cases where something goes terribly wrong). But for all its faults, you still want to be in hospital.
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Date: June 26th, 2020 12:34 PM Author: Lilac Foreskin Piazza
ty for all this. agree w everything ur saying, esp that hospitals have their faults but are clearly the better option. BUT i take issue with this:
>> (b) anyone who has been a midwife for more than a year transfers all high-risk patients and all complications to the hospital. The reality is that if you exposed non-hospital midwives to an equivalent sample of deliveries as what hospitals see, the rates of mother and child deaths and complications would be disastrous.
doesn't this cut against your point? a responsible mid-wife avoids disasters by not dealing w high risk patients and transferring complications. nobody said a mid-wife is equipped to deal with the complicated high risk pregnancies. but if the woman is young and healthy, why is it relevant that the midwife is unequipped to deal with high risk pregnancies?
you could argue that the midwife is unequipped to deal with emergency situations and it wastes valuable time to send the woman to the hospital in an emergency situation. but that's a different argument than saying midwives are bad for young healthy women because they would fuck up high-risk births.
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Date: June 26th, 2020 1:09 PM Author: Costumed carnelian boistinker
I didn’t spell out this side of my view, but also pretty sure that if you looked at the low risk population in isolation, hospitals have almost zero preventable bad outcomes, while midwives have a higher but still very low rate of bad outcomes. You’ll probably do fine with a midwife because most healthy women with nothing going on would probably do fine just pushing the bay out alone. But why take the small risk for no reason?
Also there is a huge range within the midwife community - some are probably as good as the typical doctor and some are much, much worse. There are basically no terrible OB-GYNs because the barriers to entry are high, you get same challenging cases regularly so there is good data on whether you are competent, and hospitals and insurance companies will destroy your career if you fuck up at all on their dime. You get bad midwives in the following categories: new, lucky, inflated ego not matched by skills, ok under normal circumstances but panics under pressure, etc. there is no upside for you as an outsider to this world trying to discern whether you have found a midwife who will get you to basically the same place as hospital and doc, or a batshit crazy hippie who will kill your whole family.
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Date: June 26th, 2020 1:12 PM Author: Lilac Foreskin Piazza
good analysis. but:
>>There are basically no terrible OB-GYNs because the barriers to entry are high
all the OBs who are unnecessarily performing c-sections due to greed or laziness, i'd say, are terrible OBs. an unnecessary c-section might not be lethal in the same way that an incompetent midwife can kill you. but subjecting women to unnecessary surgery that's riskier is still terrible.
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Date: June 26th, 2020 10:57 AM Author: bespoke brethren
My sister had an emergency c-section when the baby would not come out and the baby's oxygen was being cut off. Not to put too fine a point on it but apparently her pussy was too tight for baby's head.
I wonder what would have happened if she needed 10 minutes to get to a hospital. You stupid dumbass idiot.
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