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Best way to confront wife about her looks

Met wife when we were 20. Here is the progression (subjectiv...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
I did this once with my wife and we have literally never bee...
drab irradiated feces
  06/30/20
You told her to cover up? I walked in and she got up and her...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
lol my god
Cerebral pale haunted graveyard fortuitous meteor
  06/30/20
lol
Soggy coiffed candlestick maker
  07/01/20
20: 6 23: 10 explain this
racy crackhouse twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/20
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vigorous degenerate
  06/30/20
No idea. She was perfect at 23. Aged like Jennifer Aniston. ...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
I don’t think you can say she aged like JA. She’...
Fantasy-prone Talented Pervert Dog Poop
  06/30/20
My point is until 25.
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
I mean I get what your me trying to say and agree there are ...
Fantasy-prone Talented Pervert Dog Poop
  06/30/20
Is this JM?
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mint bull headed potus alpha
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OC
fishy trailer park
  07/01/20
Eat a bullet
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  06/30/20
Her getting to work out is out of the question? How overweig...
Galvanic flushed dopamine
  06/30/20
Overweight with a fat ass I can take. No ass, guy and fat le...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
So she’s that female body type where all the weight go...
Galvanic flushed dopamine
  06/30/20
Yeah it’s horrible. She never had an ass and I’m...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
At some point you have to feel bad for them - it’s a g...
Galvanic flushed dopamine
  06/30/20
You need to make it obvious other chicks wants you while sim...
Onyx razzle-dazzle chapel
  06/30/20
Also get a subscription to some bodybuilding magazines and l...
smoky dilemma queen of the night
  06/30/20
I have a stack of Muscle and Fitness all over the house sinc...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
what would john cena do wwjc do wwjd
trip shimmering windowlicker
  07/01/20
I do that and she turns it on me like a magician. And now th...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
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Onyx razzle-dazzle chapel
  06/30/20
'fix your fuckin' face, lol'
Impressive lake space milk
  06/30/20
1. guilt trip her (how will the kids feel about losing their...
Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch
  06/30/20
#2 might be the answer. I am basically getting depressed bec...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
another idea: work out with her and record ur weight every w...
Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch
  06/30/20
let me be honest with you, no xo bullshit. you can't make an...
racy crackhouse twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/20
Work around it how? Cheat? I straight up offered her to fuck...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
What did you reply?
Titillating internet-worthy pozpig
  06/30/20
i woulda said no, from my dick that you havent touched in a ...
Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch
  06/30/20
Problem is when I do that, then my little dude who is smilin...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
its easy as fuck to cheat, say you have to go into the offic...
Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch
  06/30/20
It’s weird but maybe I have to be more straightforward...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
stop looking for women ESCORTS
Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch
  06/30/20
Meh that can get shaky with the BAR.
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
the fuck is wrong with you man?
Drunken Tan Parlor Masturbator
  06/30/20
I think he wants you to suggest gay sex.
lemon skinny woman
  06/30/20
yeah it will... just get your nut off with young latinas ......
Drunken Tan Parlor Masturbator
  06/30/20
Flame jumped shark
Soggy coiffed candlestick maker
  07/01/20
lol. 180
vigorous degenerate
  06/30/20
xo wife
Hilarious cowardly circlehead
  07/01/20
This is correct
wonderful flickering institution goal in life
  07/01/20
Marriage counseling.
Titillating internet-worthy pozpig
  06/30/20
Won’t work. She needs a gym membership.
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
He says she won't go. He has to put divorce on the table an...
Titillating internet-worthy pozpig
  07/01/20
Worst advice in the entire thread.
lemon skinny woman
  06/30/20
(divorce lawyer hard up for clients)
Charismatic wrinkle
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Awkward legend
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He needs to try everything and if nothing works then yeah, h...
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lemon skinny woman
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How much did she gain Just go down low with a bro just br...
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It’s not the gain as much as the weird proportions. A ...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
that shit happens after pregnancy. ask her if she's open to ...
angry razzle pit double fault
  06/30/20
Jesus Christ. Is this why guys cheat? They realize they&rsqu...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
I don't know, my wife didn't change THAT much after pregnanc...
180 parlour immigrant
  07/01/20
tell her to do squats or you're leaving. Then leave if she d...
Drunken Tan Parlor Masturbator
  06/30/20
What percentage of people do this? Where do you even start?
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
Keep feeding her till she hits 400. Heart disease will slide...
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Swollen abode
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How does she feel about everything Why did she let herse...
curious school cafeteria
  06/30/20
It’s hard to explain but it doesn’t phase her. A...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
doing "a lot at home" should burn calories no? are...
vigorous degenerate
  06/30/20
if she isnt breast feeding then start slipping crushed up ca...
Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch
  06/30/20
She is breast feeding.
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
porn + wait a year
Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch
  06/30/20
Kids man
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pics
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  06/30/20
the obvious solution here is to have the kid play sports. sh...
vigorous degenerate
  06/30/20
the fat ones drop off the kid and pick them up
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Soggy coiffed candlestick maker
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Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
it sounds like you need to start beating her. probably shoul...
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At-the-ready range
  06/30/20
I love her I would never do anything against my family.
Stimulating Yarmulke
  06/30/20
This is for your family, u fucking retard Forget it, you de...
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lmao
Swollen abode
  07/01/20
Twist: you can cheat
Charismatic wrinkle
  07/01/20
please don't encourage this man to destroy his family
Mind-boggling Theater
  07/01/20
damn bro you really gave your wife a "-4" harsh
Mind-boggling Theater
  07/01/20
It’s JM, just roll with it.
fishy trailer park
  07/01/20
why don't you encourage her to get healthy and shed the weig...
Mind-boggling Theater
  07/01/20
also she can definitely sense how you're no longer attracted...
Mind-boggling Theater
  07/01/20
LOL U clearly have never been in a relationship with an Ame...
azure spot kitty cat
  07/01/20
She’s never experienced a live JM thread either... Suc...
fishy trailer park
  07/01/20
like watching Michaelangelo start with a blank chunk of marb...
Hilarious cowardly circlehead
  07/01/20
As the outlines of a gut and pancake ass begin to form under...
Cocky point personal credit line
  07/01/20
ok so what's your grand solution here
Mind-boggling Theater
  07/01/20
Women don't allow you to criticize their looks in 2020 witho...
Ungodly mood
  07/01/20
Lol
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you need to get over this "i can't cheat" thing an...
dashing startled rigpig
  07/01/20
Drop around a lot of fitter women. Let the group pressure ta...
Sticky Hospital Hairy Legs
  07/01/20
what city is this
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What grocery store is this
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people convinced that staying in shape depends on "work...
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Harsh Office
  07/01/20
OP, what did you expect? When you marry a woman, you rem...
Unholy orchestra pit sweet tailpipe
  07/01/20
*a low iq woman* normal people connect the dots between u...
Aromatic indigo jew pistol
  07/01/20
Relevance?
Unholy orchestra pit sweet tailpipe
  07/01/20
smarter women don't gain weight after 30. its not because th...
Aromatic indigo jew pistol
  07/01/20
I just want her to cover up.
Stimulating Yarmulke
  07/01/20
Try finding a gym that provides childcare. She'll go just t...
Boyish alcoholic goyim
  07/01/20
This seems reasonable.
180 parlour immigrant
  07/01/20
pretty sure if you tell a married woman she has let herself ...
bateful nibblets
  07/01/20
Cheating I don’t care at all. She can cheat because i ...
Stimulating Yarmulke
  07/01/20
that's mental abuse, brah
bateful nibblets
  07/01/20
Explain.
Stimulating Yarmulke
  07/01/20
Divorce
Soggy coiffed candlestick maker
  07/01/20
Is op disco fries?
Soggy coiffed candlestick maker
  07/01/20
convert to islam and make her wear a burka
Hairraiser up-to-no-good temple
  07/01/20
welcome to the club
diverse medicated field
  07/01/20
LOOK BITCH LISTEN TO ME ONCE
histrionic tripping generalized bond
  07/01/20
Just hang out with thin chicks all the time
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  07/01/20
tell her to lose weight or you'll sit on her fucking dumb fa...
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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:09 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

Met wife when we were 20. Here is the progression (subjective):

20: 6

23: 10

25: 8

27: 4

30: 2

31 (baby): 1

32: -4

I confronted her at 27 to please workout and that fell on deaf ears. It’s been over a year since we had sex. It’s to the point that I’m not looking for advice on how to get her to workout. She’s a great person and a great mother and cheating is out of the question.

I just want advice on how to confront her to cover up more. I shouldn’t come home from work exhausted when she was home all day with the baby and have to see her disgusting gut, pancake ass, love handles, disgusting legs.

I just want her to cover up so I don’t have to see that. The worst part is that I’m in the best physical shape of my life and I have 20 year old Spanish girls hitting on me and I can’t cheat. I just want my wife to cover up so I can move on with my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40524940)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:10 PM
Author: drab irradiated feces

I did this once with my wife and we have literally never been close since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40524945)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:12 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

You told her to cover up? I walked in and she got up and her shorts were half down and her gut was hanging out and I wanted to fucking puke. Worst part is I love her but I can’t get it up for her. I wake up with a raging hard boner. I had a dream I was banging this cute Puerto Rican chick and I was rubbing up on my wife in the middle of the night. She got excited that I wanted her and then I woke up and wanted to puke. I turned over with no explanation.

Then she blames me for our sex life. I’m in the gym an hour a day and throw $50 of supplements down my throat every month to stay fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40524952)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:40 PM
Author: Cerebral pale haunted graveyard fortuitous meteor

lol my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525086)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Soggy coiffed candlestick maker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40528001)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:27 PM
Author: racy crackhouse twinkling uncleanness

20: 6

23: 10

explain this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525025)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525042)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

No idea. She was perfect at 23. Aged like Jennifer Aniston. Then I don’t know what the fuck happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525050)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:46 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Talented Pervert Dog Poop

I don’t think you can say she aged like JA. She’s 51 and still smoking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525129)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:54 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

My point is until 25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525180)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Talented Pervert Dog Poop

I mean I get what your me trying to say and agree there are lots of chicks who weren’t that hot in HS/college that don’t peak until mid to later 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525273)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:28 PM
Author: Carmine brethren tattoo

Is this JM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525030)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: mint bull headed potus alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525454)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:29 AM
Author: fishy trailer park

OC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526488)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: bearded place of business

Eat a bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525043)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Galvanic flushed dopamine

Her getting to work out is out of the question? How overweight is she? Like somewhat overweight to where if covered correctly she could look presentable in public? Or hopeless to where it’s embarrassing for your male colleagues to see you with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525045)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:33 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

Overweight with a fat ass I can take. No ass, guy and fat legs I can’t take. I’m also a legs guy so when I touch her legs and I get a buzz saw or there are pimples all over I’m done.

If I didn’t love her and my kid I would just cheat. But every time I talk to a girl I think of my kid and her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525057)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: Galvanic flushed dopamine

So she’s that female body type where all the weight goes to the gut? My sympathies brother - that’s the utter worst. What about dropping $$$ on plastic surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525069)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:39 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

Yeah it’s horrible. She never had an ass and I’m into Spanish girls (she’s white) so it’s the complete opposite of what I like. But at times her ass was passable and the rest of her body was on point. She’s a disaster now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525085)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:46 PM
Author: Galvanic flushed dopamine

At some point you have to feel bad for them - it’s a genetic curse as brutal as a sub-5’5’’ height for a guy. Once it all starts to go downhill there’s zero way to make it look passable or feminine. The gut makes them look like old Wisconsin linebackers on a 15 year PBR binge—even worse if they have broad shoulders, which seems to usually go along with the fat-gut genetic tendency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525128)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Onyx razzle-dazzle chapel

You need to make it obvious other chicks wants you while simultaneously body shaming her. Flex and preen in front of her, be like "damn I look good" and then look at her with disgust and walk away. Do this for a few months and shell get the hint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525047)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:33 PM
Author: smoky dilemma queen of the night

Also get a subscription to some bodybuilding magazines and look at pics of the bodybuilders in front of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525058)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

I have a stack of Muscle and Fitness all over the house since I was 17. I must have 12 covers of John Cena.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525067)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:52 AM
Author: trip shimmering windowlicker

what would john cena do

wwjc do

wwjd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526535)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

I do that and she turns it on me like a magician. And now there is a kid and I work so much that I want my time with him to be enjoyable so I don’t want to fuck up family time for childish bullshit. But I’m horny as fuck. But lll sacrifice that for her to cover up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525062)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:51 PM
Author: Onyx razzle-dazzle chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525164)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Impressive lake space milk

'fix your fuckin' face, lol'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525048)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:32 PM
Author: Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch

1. guilt trip her (how will the kids feel about losing their mother to a heart attack at 12)

2. accept that escorts arent cheating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525055)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:36 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

#2 might be the answer. I am basically getting depressed because I want to fuck bc I’m a man. I can’t even look at her. I can’t bring myself to cheat bc I do love her and I love love love the baby.

But then I find myself looking at porn and I feel guilty and it’s one big mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525070)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch

another idea: work out with her and record ur weight every week

when its her turn to get her weight recorded make it so its always reading higher than it actually is (the cheap ones with the dial on the bottom to adjust) so she goes into hard core mode (this will also trick her body into getting out of starvation mode) and she will start losing weight like crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525063)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: racy crackhouse twinkling uncleanness

let me be honest with you, no xo bullshit. you can't make another person want to better themselves. they'll only resent you for trying. at best, she'll ignore you. at worse she'll cheat on you for validation with some late middle aged chubby chaser and tell herself that you drove her to it by "emotionally abusing" her over her weight. so take the L and work around it. or don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525064)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:37 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

Work around it how? Cheat? I straight up offered her to fuck whoever she wants and I can fuck whoever I want and she spit her coffee out and said “who did you get that idea from? Your idiot AutoAdmit friends?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525074)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:38 PM
Author: Titillating internet-worthy pozpig

What did you reply?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525079)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:38 PM
Author: Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch

i woulda said no, from my dick that you havent touched in a fucking year you fat bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525082)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

Problem is when I do that, then my little dude who is smiling at me and laughing will be used against me. “Well then divorce me and I’ll take the baby to South Carolina.”

In a perfect world I want to cheat and get away with it. That won’t work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525091)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:42 PM
Author: Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch

its easy as fuck to cheat, say you have to go into the office for x, request the day off at work, go to hotel and fuck some tight yellow shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525103)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

It’s weird but maybe I have to be more straightforward with chicks that I’m looking to cheat. Pretty much every girl wants a relationship. That will turn bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525117)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:46 PM
Author: Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch

stop looking for women

ESCORTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525126)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:47 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

Meh that can get shaky with the BAR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525138)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: Drunken Tan Parlor Masturbator

the fuck is wrong with you man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525355)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: lemon skinny woman

I think he wants you to suggest gay sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525455)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:17 PM
Author: Drunken Tan Parlor Masturbator

yeah it will... just get your nut off with young latinas ... you're going about this the wrong way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525342)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Soggy coiffed candlestick maker

Flame jumped shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40528016)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate

lol. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525097)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 8:09 AM
Author: Hilarious cowardly circlehead

xo wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526888)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: wonderful flickering institution goal in life

This is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40530780)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:37 PM
Author: Titillating internet-worthy pozpig

Marriage counseling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525073)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:38 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

Won’t work. She needs a gym membership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525077)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:05 PM
Author: Titillating internet-worthy pozpig

He says she won't go. He has to put divorce on the table and marriage counseling is the best way to do that.

I'm not optimistic, but marriage counseling will help him file for divorce knowing he put in a good faith effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527998)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:24 PM
Author: lemon skinny woman

Worst advice in the entire thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525405)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: Charismatic wrinkle

(divorce lawyer hard up for clients)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526269)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 8:28 AM
Author: Awkward legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526930)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: Titillating internet-worthy pozpig

He needs to try everything and if nothing works then yeah, he should file for divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527984)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: lemon skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40528802)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:38 PM
Author: Metal Buff Gas Station Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525081)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: curious school cafeteria

How much did she gain

Just go down low with a bro just bro’s helping bro’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525096)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

It’s not the gain as much as the weird proportions. A little chunky and nice skin I can deal with 10 times a year. Her legs looks like she has chicken pox. A little chunky with an ass? Maybe I can work that a few times a year. Her ass is a pancake and she somehow managed to have love handles larger than her ass. It’s like they created a player in madden that they knew would fuck with me after we got married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525112)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:49 PM
Author: angry razzle pit double fault

that shit happens after pregnancy. ask her if she's open to skin removal surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525150)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:55 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

Jesus Christ. Is this why guys cheat? They realize they’re 33 and life is coming to an end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525185)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:10 AM
Author: 180 parlour immigrant

I don't know, my wife didn't change THAT much after pregnancy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527626)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:20 PM
Author: Drunken Tan Parlor Masturbator

tell her to do squats or you're leaving. Then leave if she doesn't get in shape. Or just be normal and fuck the shit out of escorts after work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525363)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:27 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

What percentage of people do this? Where do you even start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525422)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: big-titted market

Keep feeding her till she hits 400. Heart disease will slide and let do. You should have your life back before you’re 50 and then you can scoop up some 35 yo single mom that at least has the sense to keep it tight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525098)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:42 PM
Author: Swollen abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525102)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:45 PM
Author: curious school cafeteria

How does she feel about everything

Why did she let herself go like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525121)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:47 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

It’s hard to explain but it doesn’t phase her. Admittedly she does a lot at home with the baby but she also doesn’t work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525135)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate

doing "a lot at home" should burn calories no? are you sure she's doing what she says she's doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525143)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch

if she isnt breast feeding then start slipping crushed up caffeine pills in her breakfast and lunch

you have to do it gradually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525146)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:54 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

She is breast feeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525177)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:06 PM
Author: Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch

porn + wait a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525250)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic Site Reading Party

Kids man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525148)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: sinister nudist turdskin nowag

pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525228)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: vigorous degenerate

the obvious solution here is to have the kid play sports. she'll be forced to get out of the house and get some daily activity. i have not once seen a soccer mom obese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525248)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:19 PM
Author: Very Tactful Hyperactive Brunch

the fat ones drop off the kid and pick them up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525356)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Soggy coiffed candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40528024)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525394)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:06 PM
Author: ultramarine stirring rehab organic girlfriend

it sounds like you need to start beating her. probably should have started years ago, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525256)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:10 PM
Author: At-the-ready range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525280)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

I love her I would never do anything against my family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525391)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:55 AM
Author: azure spot kitty cat

This is for your family, u fucking retard

Forget it, you deserve this

Stop offering him help xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526259)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:55 AM
Author: azure spot kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526260)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling stock car blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40528028)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: Swollen abode

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40525679)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: Charismatic wrinkle

Twist: you can cheat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526270)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Theater

please don't encourage this man to destroy his family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526496)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:31 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Theater

damn bro you really gave your wife a "-4"

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526492)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:34 AM
Author: fishy trailer park

It’s JM, just roll with it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526499)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Theater

why don't you encourage her to get healthy and shed the weight instead of making it your goal to have her "cover up more" which would probably only make the issue worse? genuine q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526495)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Theater

also she can definitely sense how you're no longer attracted to her and i'm sure that doesn't help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526497)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:34 AM
Author: azure spot kitty cat

LOL

U clearly have never been in a relationship with an American women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526498)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:35 AM
Author: fishy trailer park

She’s never experienced a live JM thread either... Such a treat to watch this unfold, as always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526501)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 8:10 AM
Author: Hilarious cowardly circlehead

like watching Michaelangelo start with a blank chunk of marble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526889)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:21 PM
Author: Cocky point personal credit line

As the outlines of a gut and pancake ass begin to form under the strikes of his chisel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40528130)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Theater

ok so what's your grand solution here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526502)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 3:48 AM
Author: Ungodly mood

Women don't allow you to criticize their looks in 2020 without dire consequences. Men let them evolve to this current state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526526)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:31 AM
Author: hot frozen giraffe stag film

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526786)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:34 AM
Author: dashing startled rigpig

you need to get over this "i can't cheat" thing and come use my mouth like a pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40526795)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: Sticky Hospital Hairy Legs

Drop around a lot of fitter women. Let the group pressure take over. My wife is Polish and the grocery store we go to is mainly Eastern Euro. The level of fucking talent there is amazing. She's thinner now than when we first met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527182)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:39 AM
Author: multi-colored meetinghouse

what city is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527818)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:18 PM
Author: Cocky point personal credit line

What grocery store is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40528102)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: big public bath halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40528806)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: fishy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40528955)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 4:04 PM
Author: angry razzle pit double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40529654)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: wonderful flickering institution goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40529830)



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Date: July 4th, 2020 8:57 AM
Author: At-the-ready range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40545322)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:52 AM
Author: Aromatic indigo jew pistol

people convinced that staying in shape depends on "working out" are doomed at birth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527188)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:57 AM
Author: Harsh Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527533)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: Unholy orchestra pit sweet tailpipe

OP, what did you expect?

When you marry a woman, you remove all incentive for her to continue to look good for you. She's no longer trying to "win you over" because you already signed the marriage certificate. Also, are you not aware that men usually marry women at their peak and then it's all down hill from there?

Good luck, but there's really not much you can do at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527212)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Aromatic indigo jew pistol

*a low iq woman*

normal people connect the dots between unhealthy eating and all the physical ailments that immediately come with it without even having to get to the long-term ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527236)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:05 AM
Author: Unholy orchestra pit sweet tailpipe

Relevance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527243)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: Aromatic indigo jew pistol

smarter women don't gain weight after 30. its not because theyre trying to look good for their husbands. its because the want to be able to move around at 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527330)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

I just want her to cover up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527846)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: Boyish alcoholic goyim

Try finding a gym that provides childcare. She'll go just to have some alone time and get away from the kid. Encourage her to do a regular class at the gym so she makes friends with other women/moms to motivate her to show up.

Try to take the kid off her hands for a few hours on the weekends and tell her to go for a walk to get fresh air or go to the gym. Frame it as her needing to get out of the house and away from the kid/do something for herself, not like she needs to work out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527328)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: 180 parlour immigrant

This seems reasonable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527621)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: bateful nibblets

pretty sure if you tell a married woman she has let herself go she'll resent you for rest of her life.....probably cheat on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527637)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:42 AM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

Cheating I don’t care at all. She can cheat because i want an excuse to fuck a 20 year old Spanish girl. I actually hope she cheats. I’ve proposed that she cheats. She just laughs and doesn’t believe me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527841)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:46 AM
Author: bateful nibblets

that's mental abuse, brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527863)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:33 PM
Author: Stimulating Yarmulke

Explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40528201)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:05 PM
Author: Soggy coiffed candlestick maker

Divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40527986)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Soggy coiffed candlestick maker

Is op disco fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40528021)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser up-to-no-good temple

convert to islam and make her wear a burka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40528214)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: diverse medicated field

welcome to the club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40529766)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: histrionic tripping generalized bond

LOOK BITCH LISTEN TO ME ONCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40529836)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: wonderful flickering institution goal in life

Just hang out with thin chicks all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40529844)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 4:33 PM
Author: Gay vibrant indirect expression french chef

tell her to lose weight or you'll sit on her fucking dumb face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4573845&forum_id=2,#40529853)