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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:03 AM Author: Odious locale queen of the night
1. Being dropped off as kids downtown for a 4th of July parade. Older kids told, "watch your little brothers".
2. Being pulled over by cops in high school, obviously drunk, and just made to pour the beer out onto the swale, then let go
3. Teacher telling me to punch another kid in the nose when he discovered the kid had made fun of my gf
4. Knowing the interior of every house on our street, having spent countless summer days in friends' houses. Even knowing the childless people's houses from watering their plants and shit as a job when they vacationed
5. Anticipating the arrival of big purchases on behalf of neighbors, eg. "The Johnsons' new fridge comes today, hope we can have the box," etc
6. Swimming pool hopping in high school, hitting all the pools in a neighborhood in the middle of the night
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 12:20 PM Author: Odious locale queen of the night
cant imagine now being an adult and waking up to a bunch of naked teens in your backyard pool, trying to hush each other, rattling beer cans.
Strong chance kids would get shot, but police would definitely be involved and face burglary charges, expulsion, therapy, etc.
We would hit like 20 pools in a row, convincing ourselves we were quiet
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:09 AM Author: Cocky keepsake machete
being able to play outside all day unsupervised at like 8 without neurotic faggot adults flipping out
shooting off fireworks in the driveway without someone calling the cops
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:18 AM Author: carmine naked bawdyhouse bbw
Being overtly "politically correct" was still kind of a fringe/weird thing that everyone recognized as pandering and many spoke out against.
Now that's called being "woke" and if you aren't doing it then you deserve to die.
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:32 AM Author: disgusting becky
cruising around the movie theater parking lot with a buddy over and over looking for girls who wanted to skip the movie and hop in.
riding my bike out of the garage at 8am on a summer day with a fishing pole and tackle box and no real plan other than to pond hop all day trying to catch fish.
sneaking out and knocking on girls' windows without them even knowing we were coming over.
driving around town on a saturday night talking to my friends on our cb radios.
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:38 AM Author: Odious locale queen of the night
180.
my life peaked when my hs gf came over, unannounced, hair still wet, to tell me she had passed her lifeguarding test and so would be working at sleepaway camp with me that summer.
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:35 AM Author: fragrant unholy kitchen
This thread needs a trigger warning
Also a world without trigger warnings
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:39 AM Author: carmine naked bawdyhouse bbw
Getting to Blockbuster and feeling the disappointment of seeing the new game totally rented out, but then the absolute rush of finding that someone just returned a copy in the drop-off bin.
Peak experiences.
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 12:21 PM Author: crawly main people
My friend's younger sister who slept over at her friend's house who lived down the street from me - messaged me on AIM that they were drinking and wanted to sneak out and meet up so I could finger their nubile vaginas (this was in high school, they had never been penetrated). So we sneaked out and i fucked around with both of them (I was like 16 they were 14-15).
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Going out to people's land / property in high school that was within 20-40 minute drive, building bonfires with music playing out of friend's Tahoes while high school girlfriend sat on my lap as I held a cold bottle of beer and with the music playing, feeling a buzz, feeling her blonde hair splash over me and getting that smell of girl hair
Sneaking into the pools where we lifeguarded during the summer to go swimming at night
Getting pulled over by cops, them finding weed on us b/c my friend had a fucking warrant out, then just telling us to smash our pipe / toss the weed down the gutter, and letting us off.
Just driving around to a specific street, movie theater, or spot on a friday night to see what other people were doing
Going to see a huge movie event - like when the Lord of the Rings first came out in high school - and it felt like half our high school class was in that single theater for the midnight showing
God damn - fuck this gay shit now
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 12:22 PM Author: carmine naked bawdyhouse bbw
Landing a really clean kickflip down a four set in front of your bros.
Come back after two hours of skating, mom has ordered you guys Pizza Hut.
Bring a slice upstairs, see a flashing AIM window from Laurenxoxo87: "Kelly says she thinks you're cute."
Top of the world.
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 12:24 PM Author: Self-absorbed wonderful internal respiration casino
Voluntarily spending a few hours a day on a computer was considered a personality defect.
Sports were a mechanism that united people across racial, religious, etc. lines to forget about all the other bullshit going on for three hours.
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:37 PM Author: bateful nowag field
Heading out on a summer day to play wiffle ball on my neighbors side yard. The kids just drifted there.
Trading baseball cards.
Neighborhood games of kick the can (someone up thread also said this).
Never discussing politics with your friends.
Calling something dumb "gay"
Flirting.
Not worrying about whether you locked the front door or the car doors.
Watching sports with your Dad without having to worry about awkward convos about kneeling or whatnot
Fuck you libs
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:55 PM Author: fuchsia bat shit crazy business firm
Syndicated TV series like DS9, Xena, Baywatch
Socialists being openly ridiculed whenever they crawled out of the shadows
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 2:40 PM Author: Maize native
Becoming my fifth grade class’s presidents expert, able to recite them in order and knowing how long they served and what party they belonged to
Admiring Abraham Lincoln in particular
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 8:07 PM Author: Hairless idiot
How about college? If you wanted to see if someone was in the room, you either phoned the switchboard or hauled ass across campus, walked through the reefer madness and knocked on the door.
Childhood? Personal chalkboards. Making fun of gays. Recess. Playing for HOURS outside until it was time to come in for dinner. Cassette tapes. Teachers who actually made a difference in your life. Lack of hispanics. Dollar theatres.
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 8:26 PM Author: Emerald roommate stage
Never pondering what my life will be like when I have to leave the country
Feeling like you could do anything, bounce back from any set back.
No constant anxiety about the next outbreak, the next Karen, or taboo discussion topics with close friends.
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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:20 PM Author: fear-inspiring cruise ship
Here's a good one. In my town, there was a LEGENDARY video CASSETTE of the hottest girls 2 years ahead of us all topless.
One of our friends sweet talked another friend to make a copy of it for us (probably like a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy at that point) and we all watched it in his basement and cheered as these senior girls took their tops off.
It seems so fucking wholesome considering now I'm sure everyone has nudes and blow job videos of everyone in the fucking school.
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