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Should i risk getting fired for a handjob?

So I’m basically the only one in my office which is a ...
Whiteponyguy
  07/08/20
(arnold schwarzenegger)
donald draper
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Lol that’s exactly what I thought of at first. She&rsq...
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a mitigated 180
  07/08/20
She was a 2 not a 4
Non sequitur
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Drake Mallard Has Sex With Men For Money
  07/09/20
why would you even want to do this
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  07/08/20
Because I’m high T and horny as fuck and married
Whiteponyguy
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lol.
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After she does it, buy her a cashmere sweater. Just make sur...
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Fry Mumia
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450lb poly genderfluid bitch swiping left on you
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worth it.
I am thinking of aurochs and angels
  07/08/20
was that wrong? should I not have done that?
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ORANGE BOOMER BAD
  07/09/20
Risks plus she’s not attractive means I should not do ...
Whiteponyguy
  07/08/20
Should I risk my career for a handjob from a fat cleaning la...
owl dood
  07/08/20
this makes it even more obvious that the only CR is yes
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Duck-like comical business firm dysfunction
  07/08/20
do it but first buy a clandestine camera so you can record i...
'"'""'"''""'
  07/08/20
Yeah but how do I go about doing it? I can’t think or ...
Whiteponyguy
  07/08/20
ask her out on a date
'"'""'"''""'
  07/08/20
absolutely
Guy Debord
  07/08/20
They made a Frontline episode about you: https://www.pbs.org...
.........,..,,,.,.,,,.,.,.,,,,..
  07/08/20
the chick they interviewed didnt even seem phased at all
'"'""'"''""'
  07/08/20
also they should have been deported the second they tried to...
'"'""'"''""'
  07/08/20
Damn that’s hot
Whiteponyguy
  07/08/20
Literally every single one of these "rapes" was co...
Internet Thought Criminal #6,000,001
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xocommunity100
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hysterical gay faggot
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Is this a Seinfeld reference
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Gross
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(George Costanza)
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you're a faggot. why stop at a handjob, just fuck the shit o...
Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard
  07/09/20
If I were you, I wouldn’t risk it. However, I’m ...
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm
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  07/09/20
yeah this seems worth it.
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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:06 PM
Author: Whiteponyguy

So I’m basically the only one in my office which is a few floors in a small high rise. The Mexican cleaning lady does her rounds every day around 2:00 pm. We’ve started smiling each other and chatting even though she barely speaks English. I always catch her checking me out so I think she’s be down.

She’s probably 4/10 (chubby and not attractive) so I want to see if she’ll give me a handjob in an empty office or something.

Flip side, she gets mad and tells the company (contractors) and I probably get fired.

Should I try it? How can I gauge her further without going full dick out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570148)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:07 PM
Author: donald draper (Beer Like Water. Drugs Like Candy. Women Like Tissue.)

(arnold schwarzenegger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570151)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:07 PM
Author: ..........,.,,.,.,..,...,.,.,.... (luis)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570153)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:08 PM
Author: Whiteponyguy

Lol that’s exactly what I thought of at first. She’s really not worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570161)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:25 PM
Author: wow lmao (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570223)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:27 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,......,.,..,.,..,..,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570229)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: Duck-like comical business firm dysfunction (0x6c542c3a976e324ccb84d594cbc084bd57597849)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570269)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:38 PM
Author: .........,..,,,.,.,,,.,.,.,,,,..




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570273)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 9:15 PM
Author: a mitigated 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570752)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:12 AM
Author: Non sequitur

She was a 2 not a 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40571894)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Drake Mallard Has Sex With Men For Money



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40572780)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:07 PM
Author: ..........,.,,.,.,..,...,.,.,.... (luis)


why would you even want to do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570152)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: Whiteponyguy

Because I’m high T and horny as fuck and married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570163)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:15 PM
Author: '""''"""'''""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570192)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570208)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: .,...,.,,,,.,,,,,...,.,..,


lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40571921)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:20 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.:,.,.,::,,,,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.,


After she does it, buy her a cashmere sweater. Just make sure it's not damaged in any way, like with a red dot or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570209)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:28 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570236)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 8:45 PM
Author: Fry Mumia



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570581)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: 450lb poly genderfluid bitch swiping left on you (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40574730)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: I am thinking of aurochs and angels

worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570225)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:27 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


was that wrong?

should I not have done that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570231)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:15 AM
Author: ORANGE BOOMER BAD



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40572740)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:29 PM
Author: Whiteponyguy

Risks plus she’s not attractive means I should not do this. But the illicit thrill and the whole nature of it has me very aroused every time I see her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570240)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: owl dood

Should I risk my career for a handjob from a fat cleaning lady.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570253)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:35 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""'

this makes it even more obvious that the only CR is yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570260)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: Duck-like comical business firm dysfunction (0x6c542c3a976e324ccb84d594cbc084bd57597849)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570271)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""'

do it but first buy a clandestine camera so you can record it and relive the moment forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570257)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:44 PM
Author: Whiteponyguy

Yeah but how do I go about doing it? I can’t think or anything that wouldn’t get me fired if she’s not into it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570293)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:53 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""'

ask her out on a date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570323)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:35 PM
Author: Guy Debord

absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570263)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:38 PM
Author: .........,..,,,.,.,,,.,.,.,,,,..


They made a Frontline episode about you: https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/film/rape-on-the-night-shift/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570274)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""'

the chick they interviewed didnt even seem phased at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570298)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:47 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""'

also they should have been deported the second they tried to sue or anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570303)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:53 PM
Author: Whiteponyguy

Damn that’s hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570322)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:54 PM
Author: Internet Thought Criminal #6,000,001

Literally every single one of these "rapes" was consensual btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570331)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: xocommunity100



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570746)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,


(George Costanza)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570299)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: hysterical gay faggot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40572772)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: ,,,:;;(..,;,,,....

Is this a Seinfeld reference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40570347)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. (🦈)


Gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40572604)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: .,;.,;:::.,;;;;;...,;.,

(George Costanza)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40572769)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:44 AM
Author: Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard

you're a faggot. why stop at a handjob, just fuck the shit out of her. She's not going to rat you out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40572827)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 9:59 AM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘)

If I were you, I wouldn’t risk it. However, I’m telling you to risk it because I think it would make good bort content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40572895)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: '"'""'"''""'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40572900)



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Date: July 9th, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: ""'''"

yeah this seems worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579560&forum_id=2,#40572905)