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Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
Tip #1 --------------------------------- Never buy somethi...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
shoplifters should be publicly humiliated https://c8.alamy.c...
Boyish Foreskin Therapy
  07/28/20
unless it's a desperate situation like poor parents trying t...
Boyish Foreskin Therapy
  07/28/20
lol @ this ever happening
slippery harsh wrinkle nowag
  07/28/20
how did this intro to philosophy hypo get so firmly wedged i...
Learning disabled jet athletic conference quadroon
  07/28/20
never heard that hypo in any phil class-- just saying of cou...
Boyish Foreskin Therapy
  07/28/20
it’s possibly happened because some loser with zero se...
Learning disabled jet athletic conference quadroon
  07/28/20
the point of my poast wasn't to debate a hypo
Boyish Foreskin Therapy
  07/28/20
if it’s any consolation i’m totally onboard with...
Learning disabled jet athletic conference quadroon
  07/28/20
Les Miserables
free-loading high-end famous landscape painting
  08/01/20
and it 1832
sable becky
  07/30/20
no dismemberment or physical torture though. just made to st...
Boyish Foreskin Therapy
  07/28/20
https://iris.paheal.net/_images/a2fd572105c9a633916232f5450b...
motley transparent location chad
  07/28/20
STFU
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
I stuffed some earbuds into my pocket at a grocery store and...
opaque angry box office
  07/28/20
grocery stores usually have some of the worst LP. you can de...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
when these break I want to steal another pair though
opaque angry box office
  07/28/20
go to a different store
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
is it that serious? I was in there for like 15 minutes and I...
opaque angry box office
  07/28/20
you are probably OK, but do see tip #1 above re: buying thin...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
walking out with nothing is more suspicious no? seems like ...
opaque angry box office
  07/28/20
While it may be more "suspicious", your goal is to...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
180
opaque angry box office
  07/28/20
Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over
startled bat shit crazy persian
  07/28/20
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Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
Tip #2 --------------------------------- On the topic of...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
Is it true Target has next level loss prevention tech and yo...
sooty ratface
  07/28/20
this is 100% MYTH CONFIRMED. do not steal from Target.
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
explain
slippery harsh wrinkle nowag
  07/28/20
It's a combination of things. Probably the reason Target LP ...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
Is Target a V10 of LP jobs?
Mahogany vivacious kitchen really tough guy
  07/28/20
I mean I would go work there if they offered me a job and th...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
Stolen a number of times from target Was nothing Also,...
razzmatazz dead theatre
  07/28/20
It is possible that they saw you but let you walk. However, ...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
Ah
razzmatazz dead theatre
  07/28/20
Benzo is paying attention
peach offensive mood
  07/28/20
Knew a guy in college who would shoplift every textbook he n...
startled bat shit crazy persian
  07/28/20
thanks for never snitching on me
laughsome obsidian hell
  07/28/20
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Cream Pit
  07/28/20
my best friend stole textbooks from the harvard bookstore an...
fuchsia stage idiot
  07/30/20
What’s the most shoplifted item in Home Depot? You&...
Mahogany vivacious kitchen really tough guy
  07/28/20
power tools by far. drills are particularly popular.
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
What's the most compact, high value item there?
flirting multi-colored boistinker base
  07/28/20
high-end light switches, saw blades, and thermostats
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
yeah I would've guessed drill bits & saw blades were mos...
marvelous fortuitous meteor masturbator
  07/28/20
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Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/30/20
at big clothing stores, we used to switch tags and then pay ...
godawful big mexican
  07/28/20
This can be safer if done discreetly.
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
Buy eight of an item Come back with the receipt steal seven...
razzmatazz dead theatre
  07/28/20
great thread. great poaster
laughsome obsidian hell
  07/28/20
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Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
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razzmatazz dead theatre
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Silver Aphrodisiac Preventive Strike
  07/28/20
did u say anything cool here
opaque angry box office
  07/28/20
nah
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
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Mischievous Ultramarine Space
  07/30/20
Is there a career path in your line of work? Are you plannin...
Pale Adventurous Sound Barrier
  07/28/20
I have a degree in Pyschology from a TTT, so I am pretty hap...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
What's your involvement with law enforcement and the court s...
khaki very tactful home macaca
  07/28/20
Who followed them outside? Was it a store employee or a cust...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
presumably it was a store employee.
khaki very tactful home macaca
  07/28/20
Do one about what to do if you set off the alarm
infuriating sienna stag film
  07/28/20
The alarm by the door or the alarm from spider wrap? http...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
Tip #3 --------------------------------- While you may s...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
this is just a sensible tip
marvelous fortuitous meteor masturbator
  07/28/20
the title was a bit sensationalist i admit
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/31/20
i heard once you're in the wal mart system (this from a dumb...
Cream Pit
  07/28/20
your friend is bs'ing you
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/31/20
Those thousands of dollars in gift cards in one spot, are th...
razzmatazz dead theatre
  07/28/20
yea
Cream Pit
  07/28/20
Woah
razzmatazz dead theatre
  07/28/20
We should Starsky and Hutch they ass
razzmatazz dead theatre
  07/28/20
Lol no they aren't. That would be like having racks of cash ...
Shivering Stimulating Temple Dragon
  07/28/20
holy shit
bearded turdskin indirect expression
  07/29/20
Silly idea. First, it’d be hard to replace the torn pa...
orchid den son of senegal
  07/30/20
of course not
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
uhh... evan???
disturbing exhilarant useless brakes police squad
  07/28/20
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razzmatazz dead theatre
  07/28/20
Shhh
Milky Aggressive Mad Cow Disease Theater Stage
  07/28/20
boss smelled the cucumbers
motley transparent location chad
  07/28/20
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Avocado dog poop
  07/29/20
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bearded turdskin indirect expression
  07/29/20
Lol at this flame. I've seen tons of video of people walking...
magenta wonderful nibblets
  07/28/20
another win for GC. big boxes absorb the loss without a thou...
180 Orange Prole Fanboi
  07/28/20
Maybe in CA. But also, like I said, most shoplifters get awa...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
above you were saying that stashing the items you are truly ...
bearded turdskin indirect expression
  07/29/20
There isn't really much strategy. They just fill the cart up...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/31/20
tyft
bearded turdskin indirect expression
  08/01/20
OP obviously works at Target
stirring church building
  07/31/20
The best way to shoplift is steal shit at the self checkout
Cocky red cruise ship candlestick maker
  07/28/20
not at Home Depot
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/28/20
I remember the 4chan shoplifting threads would have a rule s...
Gold Elite Crackhouse Pervert
  07/28/20
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Bossy Filthpig
  07/28/20
while the tips were fairly basic, these are among the best t...
maroon haunting locus
  07/28/20
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Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/29/20
i don't shoplift but when i shop, i just shove items in m...
Beady-eyed marketing idea piazza
  07/29/20
acting suspicious and looking around a lot is the main givea...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/31/20
One time in hs I was hanging out w a hot girl at the mall, a...
spectacular narrow-minded sanctuary stock car
  07/30/20
what about bringing multiples of an item to self checkout an...
Blue Principal's Office Jap
  07/30/20
that is very effective. so effective that my store and many ...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/31/20
I once input 2 oranges at the self check out when, in fact, ...
sable becky
  07/30/20
you were wise to start small & move up
marvelous fortuitous meteor masturbator
  07/30/20
that's the easiest 1. borrow friend's id. or use a fake i...
stirring church building
  07/31/20
Is anything ITT LEGAL ADVICE? Felt like I had to ask.
Aquamarine fiercely-loyal clown bbw
  07/30/20
obviously not legal advice ITT
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/31/20
Does your store use hidden cameras or only Target?
Heady Chestnut Step-uncle's House
  07/30/20
yes on hidden cameras but pretty much only for internal thef...
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/31/20
(xoxo 2020) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRgmnNsBM4o
stirring church building
  07/31/20
Bart should've ran
Buck-toothed Tantric Theater
  07/31/20
do pretty hot 18 year olds really give out sex in order to k...
arousing shrine
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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:14 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670212)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:20 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

Tip #1

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Never buy something on your way out of the store when you are shoplifting. Many, many shoplifters get busted this way because they assume that they will throw us off their trail by buying a few items. In reality, we have already observed them take the item off the shelf, remove the packaging if necessary, and conceal it on their person. If we had not seen this, then we would not be able to stop them anyway. Nonchalantly paying for a few items just gives us time to review more footage if necessary and set up for an apprehension.

Once you have concealed your item in your clothing or bag from the comfort of your favorite camera blind spot, leave the store immediately and DO NOT stop for anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670229)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: Boyish Foreskin Therapy

shoplifters should be publicly humiliated https://c8.alamy.com/comp/C7H69P/pillory-medieval-physical-punishment-public-humiliation-victim-market-C7H69P.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670239)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: Boyish Foreskin Therapy

unless it's a desperate situation like poor parents trying to get food for their children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670241)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:23 AM
Author: slippery harsh wrinkle nowag

lol @ this ever happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670243)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Learning disabled jet athletic conference quadroon

how did this intro to philosophy hypo get so firmly wedged in the national consciousness? are there any documented examples of this happening in the last 100 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670249)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: Boyish Foreskin Therapy

never heard that hypo in any phil class-- just saying of course there'll be exceptions. i'm sure there are instances of that happening (people stealing food out of desperation).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670253)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:28 AM
Author: Learning disabled jet athletic conference quadroon

it’s possibly happened because some loser with zero sense of dignity or respect for others was too lazy to walk the extra two blocks to the food bank, but lol at believing this would ever be necessary in modern america if you bothered to employ the barest minimum of conscientiousness for the welfare of your children,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670260)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:28 AM
Author: Boyish Foreskin Therapy

the point of my poast wasn't to debate a hypo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670262)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:30 AM
Author: Learning disabled jet athletic conference quadroon

if it’s any consolation i’m totally onboard with your public humiliation idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670267)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:31 AM
Author: free-loading high-end famous landscape painting

Les Miserables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40690808)



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Date: July 30th, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: sable becky

and it 1832

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40685092)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Boyish Foreskin Therapy

no dismemberment or physical torture though. just made to stand in the town square with a nametag and "SHOPLIFTER" label

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670251)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:31 AM
Author: motley transparent location chad

https://iris.paheal.net/_images/a2fd572105c9a633916232f5450b5150/1846984%20-%20Legend_of_Zelda%20Princess_Zelda%20Satoimo%20Twilight_Princess.jpg

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/7b49ca470ee2c629c1b1ec4d6d1f240f/1846985%20-%20Legend_of_Zelda%20Princess_Zelda%20Satoimo%20Twilight_Princess.jpg

https://poppy.paheal.net/_images/b0f551e0ae1fade912f52def9fad496a/1829293%20-%20Legend_of_Zelda%20Princess_Zelda%20Satoimo%20Twilight_Princess.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670269)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670356)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: opaque angry box office

I stuffed some earbuds into my pocket at a grocery store and walked out once

can I ever go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670256)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

grocery stores usually have some of the worst LP. you can definitely go back, just don't steal from them again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670280)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: opaque angry box office

when these break I want to steal another pair though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670286)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

go to a different store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670290)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: opaque angry box office

is it that serious? I was in there for like 15 minutes and I bought other shit and it was like 4 months ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670297)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

you are probably OK, but do see tip #1 above re: buying things legitimately on your shoplifting excursions. stay safe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670304)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:44 AM
Author: opaque angry box office

walking out with nothing is more suspicious no?

seems like there would be far too much work to do in order to even spot shoplifting on tape, suppose a store is open 12 hours + has 10 cameras + has hundreds of people in and out that's just impossible

and then after you magically pick out the suspects out of thousands of hours of tape, you have to somehow keep / manage records of suspected shoplifters over long times + have a working memory of faces

I'm sure the videos get deleted after a week or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670318)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:49 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

While it may be more "suspicious", your goal is to get in and get out as quickly as possible so that in the event that you were spotted taking the item they will not have time to coordinate an apprehension. Whether or not it was suspicious doesn't matter if you are out of the store and far away. You made it in that case, good job.

Store video isn't reviewed like that unless there is a pattern of shoplifting. What I am referring to is getting spotted via an actively monitored camera. When I say that there is more time to review footage while you are waiting in line, I am talking about the grey area where LP believes that you are shoplifting but are unable to 100% confirm without reviewing the tape. They need this confirmation to make the apprehension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670330)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:56 AM
Author: opaque angry box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670341)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:28 AM
Author: startled bat shit crazy persian

Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670261)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670285)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:32 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

Tip #2

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On the topic of blind spots, bathrooms and dressing rooms are the best, with a slight edge going to bathrooms. Bathrooms are great because they give you almost total privacy, letting you take your time to carefully remove any packaging (making the item easier to conceal on your person) and search for security tags. Dressing rooms are ok for concealment provided they are understaffed or not monitored by a store associate, but you of course won't have a way to get rid of packaging like you can in a bathroom.

However, the big caveat here is that if you are suspected of shoplifting, loss prevention WILL follow you into the restroom and search the stall after you leave for any packaging. This is one exception to the visual rule for apprehensions. If you leave behind packaging and LP finds it, they can and will stop you.

You need to flush any packaging. If the packaging can't be flushed, you will need to steal it using a different method or not steal it at all.

One final thing, it isn't shoplifting until you go past the LAST possible point of sale (POS) without paying. This is the reason why walmart puts their bathrooms at the front of the store past the registers. Obviously don't try this at walmart for that reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670274)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: sooty ratface

Is it true Target has next level loss prevention tech and you’d be a fool to try to steal anything there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670289)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

this is 100% MYTH CONFIRMED. do not steal from Target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670291)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: slippery harsh wrinkle nowag

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670301)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:45 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

It's a combination of things. Probably the reason Target LP is so effective is because the company simply invests heavily in high-quality camera systems (including dome cameras, decoy cameras, concealed cameras to watch store hot spots or to catch employee theft, etc.). The number of cameras per square foot is also higher (by a factor of 2 or 3) than other big box stores. Target also has a very aggressive, hands-on policy that 1) allows LP to do their job effectively and 2) attracts LP workers who are naturally inclined to give a lot of effort to the job. Finally, Target stores share information with one another regarding shoplifters and are known to allow shoplifters to "get away with it" long enough to build cases against them into felony amounts.

Altogether, the culture promotes effective LP, the technology is top-of-the-line, and Target LP is sneaky and always wants to go for the KILL SHOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670323)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:47 AM
Author: Mahogany vivacious kitchen really tough guy

Is Target a V10 of LP jobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670325)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:51 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

I mean I would go work there if they offered me a job and there was one located closer to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670338)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz dead theatre

Stolen a number of times from target

Was nothing

Also, how is the mask wearing working with the camera systems? Probably destroys this, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670334)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

It is possible that they saw you but let you walk. However, if you follow good OpSec and use a good blind spot then you are OK in 99% of cases. In general, most shoplifters get away with it many times before they get caught even at Target.

The masks don't have much effect because the cameras are mostly used for active monitoring. It's less common to be looking for a repeat shoplifter where recognizing facial features would matter.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670339)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz dead theatre

Ah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670344)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:42 AM
Author: peach offensive mood

Benzo is paying attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670311)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: startled bat shit crazy persian

Knew a guy in college who would shoplift every textbook he needed at the beginning of the year. The books had those little square things stuck between the pages that would set off the sensors, so he would just take the square thing out, stick the book in his bag, and walk out the door. Saved thousands of dollars over the four years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670327)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:00 AM
Author: laughsome obsidian hell

thanks for never snitching on me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670353)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Cream Pit



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Date: July 30th, 2020 8:55 PM
Author: fuchsia stage idiot

my best friend stole textbooks from the harvard bookstore and sold them on amazon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40685674)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: Mahogany vivacious kitchen really tough guy

What’s the most shoplifted item in Home Depot?

You’re a top new poster BTW, really see a lot of promise here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670328)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:56 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

power tools by far. drills are particularly popular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670340)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:52 AM
Author: flirting multi-colored boistinker base

What's the most compact, high value item there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670661)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

high-end light switches, saw blades, and thermostats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40672078)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:39 PM
Author: marvelous fortuitous meteor masturbator

yeah I would've guessed drill bits & saw blades were most commonly thieved.

ljl at stealing a light switch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40672251)



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Date: July 30th, 2020 6:07 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40684883)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: godawful big mexican

at big clothing stores, we used to switch tags and then pay but at a much lower price (always look for the fobbiest mexican old lady cashier available). to my 15yo mind, this seemed like a smarter play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670345)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

This can be safer if done discreetly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670362)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz dead theatre

Buy eight of an item

Come back with the receipt steal seven

Then come back with the real ones and return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670348)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: laughsome obsidian hell

great thread. great poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670354)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670361)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz dead theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670366)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:08 AM
Author: Silver Aphrodisiac Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670375)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:12 AM
Author: opaque angry box office

did u say anything cool here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670390)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670415)



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Date: July 30th, 2020 7:10 PM
Author: Coiffed Seedy Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40685188)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:14 AM
Author: Mahogany vivacious kitchen really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670395)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: disturbing exhilarant useless brakes police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670487)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Shivering Stimulating Temple Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40672106)



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Date: July 30th, 2020 10:07 PM
Author: Mischievous Ultramarine Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40685928)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:07 AM
Author: Pale Adventurous Sound Barrier

Is there a career path in your line of work? Are you planning on moving up within your company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670372)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:11 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

I have a degree in Pyschology from a TTT, so I am pretty happy with where I am at right now (enjoying the work enough, mid 20s guy in LCOL area) and there is a definite career path. You can move into managing LP for a store or managing LP at a district/regional level and clear good money (70k on the low end). I may reevaluate in a year or two, but I think there is enough upside to keep me interested for now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670388)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: khaki very tactful home macaca

What's your involvement with law enforcement and the court system, if any?

I had a friend contact me because a friend of a friend took less than $20 of stuff from a higher end grocery store. Someone followed them outside, got a plate, and the police went to their home, with the LP person in tow for ID. Someone from the store was their for the initial court hearing.

Is this kind of approach widespread, or is this just a particular store going balls deep on deterrence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670392)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

Who followed them outside? Was it a store employee or a customer?

This is actually pretty typical, but this store sounds over the top because a $20 would almost never be pursued like this at any major chain retailer. LP will interact with LEOs to give statements and appear in court if necessary.

If someone is getting seriously into shoplifting, they should definitely consider getting some fake plates for the car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670405)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: khaki very tactful home macaca

presumably it was a store employee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670471)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:17 AM
Author: infuriating sienna stag film

Do one about what to do if you set off the alarm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670402)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:19 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

The alarm by the door or the alarm from spider wrap?

https://www.alphaworld.com/en/our-solutions/spider-wraps/

If the first, just keep going and don't look back. If the second, just leave it alone and exit the store immediately (and dump anything you had concealed before you walk past the registers).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670410)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

Tip #3

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While you may see a lot of people talking about buying S3 keys off the internet or making their own shoplifting deterrence removal devices (neodymium magnets are popular for this), the risk is not worth it IMO. In the event that you are caught with these in your possession, you will get enhanced charges for having burglary tools. In my opinion, it is not worth the hassle to steal anything with protection devices. You are better off sticking with smaller, less valuable items or checking out different stores until you find one with unprotected medium to high-end merchandise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670431)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: marvelous fortuitous meteor masturbator

this is just a sensible tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40672258)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 1:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

the title was a bit sensationalist i admit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40686549)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Cream Pit

i heard once you're in the wal mart system (this from a dumbass who just straight up walked out of the store with a flatscreen tv lmao) if you walk into any store, facial recognition tech will trigger alarms in the security room. is this true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670477)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 1:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

your friend is bs'ing you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40686551)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: razzmatazz dead theatre

Those thousands of dollars in gift cards in one spot, are they activated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670485)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:53 AM
Author: Cream Pit

yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670503)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz dead theatre

Woah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670526)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz dead theatre

We should Starsky and Hutch they ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670530)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: Shivering Stimulating Temple Dragon

Lol no they aren't. That would be like having racks of cash or gold out in the open.

The CR move is to shoplift a number of unactivated cards a few weeks before Christmas, then carefully open the packaging and write down the numbers on the card. Carefully re-seal the packaging and secretly return the gift cards to the shelf. Over the next few days and weeks, monitor the card numbers until they're activated. Once activated, spend the funds as quickly as possible so that the recipient doesn't spend them first.

Unfortunately you can only spend the gift card balance online, which leaves a paper trail. A better solution is to invest in a magnetic stripe writer so that you can create physical copies of the gift card which you can then spend in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40672157)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: bearded turdskin indirect expression

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40675863)



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Date: July 30th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: orchid den son of senegal

Silly idea. First, it’d be hard to replace the torn packaging. Second, most cards have a code beneath a scratch off area like a lottery ticket that you need to use the card. You can’t replace the part you scratched off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40685075)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:02 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

of course not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40672081)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: disturbing exhilarant useless brakes police squad

uhh... evan???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670490)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz dead theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670500)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:56 AM
Author: Milky Aggressive Mad Cow Disease Theater Stage

Shhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670509)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:49 AM
Author: motley transparent location chad

boss smelled the cucumbers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670614)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: Avocado dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40675814)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 1:08 AM
Author: bearded turdskin indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40675821)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:19 AM
Author: magenta wonderful nibblets

Lol at this flame. I've seen tons of video of people walking out of Target with shopping carts full of shit. If you're in California you can essentially take whatever you want with impunity if it's under $900.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670639)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 3:29 AM
Author: 180 Orange Prole Fanboi

another win for GC. big boxes absorb the loss without a thought in those jurisdictions. small biz owners can't afford it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670649)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 9:12 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

Maybe in CA. But also, like I said, most shoplifters get away most of the time. Cart push outs like that are also very effective if you have the temperament to do it confidently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40670997)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 1:00 AM
Author: bearded turdskin indirect expression

above you were saying that stashing the items you are truly targeting, but then legitimately buying a few things to create some verisimilitude of being an honest shopper was generally ineffective.

obviously I get that someone doing a full on cart push out is going through the aisles carting their items rather than pocketing them, which is what you said got the other bros in trouble, but can you expound some more on the strategies and icy temperament that allows some people to just walk with a whole cart full of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40675804)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

There isn't really much strategy. They just fill the cart up like normal but instead of going to the registers they push straight for the door. If they have done everything confidently, no suspicion has been aroused so the store workers will be caught off guard. In the best case scenario they won't even be noticed until they are long gone. The main issue with this strategy is that, even if they make it out the door, they have a heavy cart to unload into a vehicle which gives time to apprehend (if the store's policy allows) or to at least get a tag number. If the store gets a tag number the shoplifter will get picked up on a felony warrant in the next few days almost always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40686570)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:14 AM
Author: bearded turdskin indirect expression

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40690778)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: stirring church building

OP obviously works at Target

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40686560)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Cocky red cruise ship candlestick maker

The best way to shoplift is steal shit at the self checkout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40672033)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:02 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

not at Home Depot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40672079)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 1:34 PM
Author: Gold Elite Crackhouse Pervert

I remember the 4chan shoplifting threads would have a rule set that started with “don’t be a nigger”. How much more scrutiny do nigs get from LP? Obviously warranted, but is it a topic of conversation? Proles are usually more open about pattern recognition/race realism. Like waiters hating nigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40672231)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 8:35 PM
Author: Bossy Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40674689)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 8:38 PM
Author: maroon haunting locus

while the tips were fairly basic, these are among the best types of threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40674719)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 12:31 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40675710)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed marketing idea piazza

i don't shoplift

but when i shop, i just shove items in my pockets or personal bag before bringing them to checkout/self-checkout

i've never once been questioned about it, or noticed any increased scrutiny

what actually grabs LP attention



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40675895)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 1:17 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

acting suspicious and looking around a lot is the main giveaway. you are probably doing everything very calmly and confidently and it doesn't really attract much attention. it's also possible that you were being observed either by floor LP or through CCTV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40686547)



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Date: July 30th, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: spectacular narrow-minded sanctuary stock car

One time in hs I was hanging out w a hot girl at the mall, and she took a Bikini she liked off the rack and unbeknownst to me put it in my back pocket. (She said my shirt was out or some shit and she was fiddling w my pocket.) Then we left the store and as soon as we left the store she took the bikini out of my pocket. I honestly didn’t realize what was up until after we left. I was like “wtf?!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40685121)



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Date: July 30th, 2020 7:04 PM
Author: Blue Principal's Office Jap

what about bringing multiples of an item to self checkout and only scanning some of them? possible to get caught this way? how closely are you watching self checkout shenanigans?

for example, one time at HD self checkout I took two nice paintbrushes out of my cart, held them in my left hand, scanned them with the gun, and then in one smooth motion put both into my bag. an overheard camera would have had trouble making out anything unusual.

in the early days of self checkout I used to get a lot of that "unexpected item in the bagging area" even when being honest at grocery stores like Giant, but haven't heard that lately/maybe HD doesn't weigh items at self checkout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40685140)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 1:15 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

that is very effective. so effective that my store and many others have installed CCTV cameras on each and every self-checkout register.

my store doesn't have scales on self check-out, not sure if HD ever has tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40686544)



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Date: July 30th, 2020 7:05 PM
Author: sable becky

I once input 2 oranges at the self check out when, in fact, i had three.

That said, Im looking for some advise on how to steal a honda civic from a dealership lot. can you help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40685145)



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Date: July 30th, 2020 10:25 PM
Author: marvelous fortuitous meteor masturbator

you were wise to start small & move up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40685994)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 1:15 AM
Author: stirring church building

that's the easiest

1. borrow friend's id. or use a fake id from black market.

2. ask for a test drive. give fake id.

3. drive to friend's garage

4. dismantle car in garage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40686545)



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Date: July 30th, 2020 7:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine fiercely-loyal clown bbw

Is anything ITT LEGAL ADVICE? Felt like I had to ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40685163)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

obviously not legal advice ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40686538)



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Date: July 30th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Heady Chestnut Step-uncle's House

Does your store use hidden cameras or only Target?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40685917)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

yes on hidden cameras but pretty much only for internal theft investigations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40686535)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: stirring church building

(xoxo 2020)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRgmnNsBM4o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40686539)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 1:19 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tantric Theater

Bart should've ran

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40686553)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: arousing shrine

do pretty hot 18 year olds really give out sex in order to keep you from calling the cops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4592990&forum_id=2#40690859)