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For me it was this korean girl who would suck my dick and ju...
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do you have yellow fever because of it?
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Don't all Asian girls do that?
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no?
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only if you're White
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ouch, sorry your best sex experience was with an asian girl
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A2m is pretty legit. What I really want, though, is A2OGM or...
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I've done A2OGM with several hours in between and I was the ...
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That doesn't count, and you know it.
twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage
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did she douche her hold or just didn't give a fuck?
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Douched
twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage
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little bit less exciting but still hot. would be abso...
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Current gf did it without douching, but I think she's anorex...
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Makes sense. Honestly what would you think if she wa...
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I'd be down. I'm not into that, but I'm into other people do...
twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage
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that's kinda how i feel about it.
black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode
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If a chick convinces me that she really wants it, I'm down f...
twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage
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same but i'm also not into scat. if she wants to eat her shi...
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one time a was fingering a girls asshole while she was sucki...
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180
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stop watching porn
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not flame this would definitely turn me on.
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Date: July 31st, 2020 8:53 PM
Author: Misunderstood exhilarant queen of the night

For me it was this korean girl who would suck my dick and just keep lightly sucking after I came in her mouth. she would suck my dick for like 30-45 minutes like she was obsessed with it. still think about her sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690027)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:40 PM
Author: Dark Meetinghouse Gaming Laptop

do you have yellow fever because of it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690481)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 7:02 AM
Author: Mewling very tactful yarmulke mental disorder

*nyuug slams knockoff gook macbook shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691173)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 8:54 PM
Author: Hilarious startled trailer park gay wizard

Don't all Asian girls do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690031)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 8:54 PM
Author: Misunderstood exhilarant queen of the night

no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690032)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:12 AM
Author: narrow-minded faggotry

only if you're White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690867)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 8:55 PM
Author: arousing overrated son of senegal depressive

this thread is gonna hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690036)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 8:57 PM
Author: Internet-worthy charismatic alpha wagecucks

ouch, sorry your best sex experience was with an asian girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690040)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: brass indian lodge



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage

A2m is pretty legit. What I really want, though, is A2OGM or to butt fuck a chuck while she eats another chick's asshole doggy style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690069)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:11 PM
Author: smoky disgusting public bath

I've done A2OGM with several hours in between and I was the only one who knew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690093)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage

That doesn't count, and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690131)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:15 PM
Author: black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode

did she douche her hold or just didn't give a fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690109)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage

Douched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690133)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:25 PM
Author: black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode

little bit less exciting but still hot.

would be absolutely filthy if she could taste her own shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690143)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:31 PM
Author: twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage

Current gf did it without douching, but I think she's anorexic, so she's always clean back there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690167)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode

Makes sense.

Honestly what would you think if she wanted to suck your brown-hued cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690178)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage

I'd be down. I'm not into that, but I'm into other people doing whatever nasty shot gets them off, so if it gets her off, I'm into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690184)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode

that's kinda how i feel about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690186)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:39 PM
Author: twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage

If a chick convinces me that she really wants it, I'm down for about anything except for male bi or pegging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690198)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:41 PM
Author: black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode

same but i'm also not into scat. if she wants to eat her shit or my shit.... honestly i wouldn't be a fan but i guess i would acquiesce. i don't want it on me though, although i guess she could eat my ass or maybe suck my cock with a dirty mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690207)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:32 PM
Author: Misunderstood exhilarant queen of the night

one time a was fingering a girls asshole while she was sucking me off and after she shallowed, then put my dirty fingers in her mouth. was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690174)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690210)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:18 PM
Author: chocolate glittery crackhouse foreskin

stop watching porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690115)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood exhilarant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690123)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:23 PM
Author: twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage

I didn't need to watch porn to become obsessed with all things anal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690136)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: naked international law enforcement agency

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690071)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: charcoal volcanic crater ape

Bend over so I could see her proportional balls from behind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690075)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: chocolate glittery crackhouse foreskin

that was a man actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690083)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: charcoal volcanic crater ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690086)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:13 PM
Author: Jet hairraiser native

There was this cute tinder chick I was fucking who was a huge slut and I have no doubt has sportfucked tons of dudes. Whenever I would start to cum she would lean down and whisper "fill me up" in my ear and then gently kiss my chest all over while I was busting. I found this incredibly soothing every time she did it, which was sort of incongruous with how big of a slut she was and that she no doubt performed the same tender act on tens (or likely hundreds) of other men.

My fav thing though is fucking some new chick who isn't on BC raw. As you get close to cumming and don't feel like pulling out, that hurried negotiation to confirm that the chick is down to let you creampie her and pop a plan B. Then that rush when she tells you to cum in her and you finally release. The first time busting raw in a new chick is always a peak experience, especially when you knew you knew damn well that it was a bad decision but did it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690102)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood exhilarant queen of the night

(guy always "busy" on father's day)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690121)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:26 PM
Author: Jet hairraiser native

Leave my aborted children ALONE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690149)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:30 PM
Author: Misunderstood exhilarant queen of the night

when i bang a new girl raw i get a shitload of anxiety afterwards, thinking that i just ruined my life (and likely two others) for 10 mins of fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690163)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:39 PM
Author: Jet hairraiser native

Yeah I know what you mean but once you're a veteran of the game you sort of develop this confidence that you'll be able to handle whatever comes up and just how to talk to each chick to avoid a "situation." Ironically the ones I always had the most anxiety about were the ones I wrapped it up for, because they were either psycho in some way or extremely, extremely eager to have children and the risk of forming a babby through cumsplash and having them NOT abort it was greater than the higher pregnancy chance but much lower keep the baby chance of a sensible chick. It's funny but my sexual choices often came down to constantly running expected value calculations.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690199)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:23 PM
Author: tripping center water buffalo

This girl I was dating was supposed to meet me for dinner one night. I texted her to ask her wtf are we doing and she wrote back “Five Guys.” I’m like wtf ok whatever. I go to the Five Guys she always stops by and she wasn’t there. I waited 30 minutes and I eventually went back to our apartment (we live together but she was coming from work).

When I opened the door I saw her wearing a gorgeous shirt black dress. Legs looked fucking amazing and heels. There were 5 guys standing around naked looking like linebackers for the Dolphins. They were taking turns pounding her out and blowing loads all over her and she looked me dead in the eye with a smile knowing how much it turned me on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690137)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:25 PM
Author: black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode

not flame this would definitely turn me on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690144)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:32 PM
Author: twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage

Fuckin' cucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690175)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:37 PM
Author: black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode

sorry about your middling IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690191)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: narrow-minded faggotry

what's it like not having a masters degree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690878)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:31 PM
Author: Misunderstood exhilarant queen of the night



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: chocolate glittery crackhouse foreskin



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy parlour nibblets



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:20 PM
Author: charcoal volcanic crater ape



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:40 PM
Author: Dark Meetinghouse Gaming Laptop



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:42 PM
Author: magical striped hyena theatre



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Date: August 1st, 2020 6:28 AM
Author: Swashbuckling University Juggernaut



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Date: August 1st, 2020 8:01 AM
Author: jet-lagged bateful sanctuary people who are hurt



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Date: August 1st, 2020 2:04 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: lilac fear-inspiring stag film

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Date: August 2nd, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy vivacious property



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 12:16 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2020 12:22 PM
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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage

I had a chick who LOVED eating my ass. She had never done it before I talked her into it, and she just fell in love with it. She would ask to do it, sometimes even beg.

I would smoke a bowl, go facedown on the couch, and she's eat it for an hour at a time while I just watched TV. That was pretty legit. I have a couple funny pictures of it happening, with my LS Alma mater blanket in the background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690193)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood exhilarant queen of the night

pics or flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690197)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:39 PM
Author: twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage

Don't tempt me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690202)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:41 PM
Author: black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode

come on now...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690209)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:39 PM
Author: black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode

i don't mind rimjobs but an hour?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690200)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:41 PM
Author: twinkling razzmatazz senate blood rage

Probably more like 30 minutes. She'd just go and go. As long as they aren't doing it too vigorously, and as long as they don't slobber so much that it gets uncomfortably wet and chafed, then I can go for a long time. I'd make her do this after I busted a nut in her. Top tier aftercare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690206)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:43 PM
Author: black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode

she ever spontaneously eat your ass when she wasn't sure of the last time you showered, or if you had showered after your last shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690214)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:43 PM
Author: hairless aqua bbw

This is genuinely disgusting in the same way watching two mangy flea ridden dogs fuck each other in the street would be disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690215)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:43 PM
Author: sapphire house

somebody's future wife right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690219)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:48 PM
Author: Misunderstood exhilarant queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690243)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:20 PM
Author: charcoal volcanic crater ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690392)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:39 PM
Author: Razzle menage

Quite the wedding present this poaster gave him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690476)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: naked international law enforcement agency

This is pretty standard. I've had more girls lick my ass than I've fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691408)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode

rimming isn't unusual but i've definitely not had more girls lick my ass than i've fucked. idk where you're getting that.

maybe it's a zoomer thing? i've only had a few girls lick my ass but have fucked way more.

either that or you're a lying virgin, idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692151)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: unholy jap

Darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690396)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:33 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy parlour nibblets

So, awhile back there was this young, tall, really fit, toned Latina paralegal who worked at my firm that I would always flirt with. She would occasionally say suggestive things and laugh and accidentally rub up against me in the kitchen or whatever. One night the two of us were working late preparing for trial and our floor was otherwise empty. Anyways, we were wrapping up and she looked at me and licked her lips and asked me if I needed help with anything else. I'm sort of sheepish sexually by nature and I blushed and said I was okay. But I was immediately popping a hard-on which she could easily see through my pleated trousers. She said, "really, looks like you could use some help after all." She pushed up on me and started rubbing my cock through my pants and making out with me. Then she dropped to her knees, unzipped my pants and proceeded to give me the best blowjob of my life. The experience was only intensified by my phone buzzing as my wife texted me about when I'd be home. I told the Latina I was about to cum, and she stood up and slapped me in the face...lol. then she grabbed my neck with her strong hands and choked me for a second before turning me around and fully stripping off my pants. Then she said, "dont turn around bitch" and bent me over the desk. Before I knew it, my ass was filled with her 8 inch cock. Tears rolled down my face as she pounded away while pulling my hair and choking me. I couldn't control the spasming of my cock any longer and I started involuntarily spurting my jizz all over our binders. It was pretty wild. Anyways, we cleaned up and called it a night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690440)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:39 PM
Author: hairless aqua bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690479)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:42 PM
Author: offensive crawly mexican digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690494)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: charcoal volcanic crater ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690501)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:45 PM
Author: frozen market azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690506)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:08 PM
Author: nubile associate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690595)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:24 PM
Author: Copper church

Amazing. By the way, did the binders have side tabs or bottom tabs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690645)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring aggressive bawdyhouse dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690749)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:17 AM
Author: odious insecure halford

latina paralegals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690872)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 2:23 PM
Author: hairless aqua bbw

(underrated)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692282)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy vivacious property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40695416)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:49 PM
Author: Low-t gas station

I ran into this bitch at a work event. I was a "manager" and she was a grunt. Her boyfriend was also a grunt to one of my peers. I showed up and had no idea who she was but when I walked past this random chick she had those huge doe eyes. A week later she was emailing me nonstop and of course as a young man in the early 2000s I couldn't resist. Eventually she was at my house and we were playing board games where the loser stripped.

Anyway wound up fucking and I said "where do you want me to cum?"

she said "in my mouth"

unforgettable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690520)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:49 PM
Author: hairless aqua bbw

(Mormon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690528)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:55 PM
Author: Low-t gas station

(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690553)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:56 PM
Author: hairless aqua bbw

Honestly it was a better story before your extended faggot edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690560)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: unholy jap

Former coworker who I hooked up with once a year before was pissed at her on and off boyfriend and was making him wear a condom because he had only been exclusive with her again for two weeks and she was pissed about that.

But she wanted the creampie and so she called me to come over and fuck her raw before her date with the dude, because she also hated condoms.

LJL @ women. Sex was good, but the circumstance was pretty funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690574)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: Low-t gas station

Lul I had this bitch I was banging on and off for like 3 years in between her boyfriends. She had a bowl of condoms for her boyfriends but I never wore one w her. Busted on her face, tits

, or in her. She cut me off about a month before she got married ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691393)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Sepia diverse forum background story

Had dinner at a restaurant with a girl I've been porking. As we were waiting for our dinner, she took off her panties and put it on my plate. I went to the bathroom, jerked of it in and gave it to her when I sat back down. She put it on right then and there. Was hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690638)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:33 PM
Author: racy whorehouse

Is this LGOT lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690685)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:34 PM
Author: Sepia diverse forum background story

Was wondering when you'd show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690688)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:36 PM
Author: racy whorehouse

ljl i thought I remembered this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690694)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:34 PM
Author: Lavender state sneaky criminal

cried when trump won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690690)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:38 PM
Author: Outnumbered heaven trust fund

I once dated this chick who was really into anal and Dungeons and Dragons. We would sit around on the floor in my bedroom and play 5th edition adventure modules, which was pretty boring for just two people, EXCEPT that she would roll the dice by getting on all fours, shoving them up her asshole and farting them out. I kept on getting our characters killed and making her roll new characters, and I would insist that she would have to roll D100 for her STR score each time, even if she wasn't playing a fighter. She did it. Got some excellent rolls too, 18/80+.

I remember once she had to score a hit to take down an Ogre who was near-death, and she got so excited that one of the dice flew out of an open window and fell four stories down. We spent an hour looking for it, since she needed to have rolled a 6 to score the hit.

I think she's now working in finance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690696)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:53 PM
Author: Lavender state sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690739)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:53 PM
Author: black fiercely-loyal roast beef abode

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690740)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:46 AM
Author: pontificating nighttime stain

wow is this the original dungeonmaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690836)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:08 AM
Author: Outnumbered heaven trust fund

There can be only one, adventurer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690865)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: odious insecure halford

it can't be you, but still an excellent post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690873)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:08 AM
Author: Wonderful Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690866)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:14 AM
Author: narrow-minded faggotry

did she beat the Ogre?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690869)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:23 AM
Author: Outnumbered heaven trust fund

No, the Ogre crushed her. She had to reroll self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690881)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 7:06 AM
Author: primrose filthy jew

Outted as a mimic. 5e was released in 2014, so just how long ago did you date this alleged chick? And 5e rules don't include the extra percentile for fighter strength.

Time to grow a beard, adventurer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691176)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 9:07 AM
Author: frisky pearly nursing home multi-billionaire

CR, this nerd expects us to think she's rolling a d100 for strength? GTFO with your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691319)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Outnumbered heaven trust fund

If a female adventurer expresses a Wish to roll a d100 out of her asshole, I think that's the one time when you can bend the 5e rules a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691857)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:52 PM
Author: primrose filthy jew

*casts geas on you*

Seek out better flame, adventurer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691936)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 8:41 PM
Author: deranged garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40693500)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 6:58 AM
Author: Marvelous alcoholic office

she burned down her house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691170)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Aromatic self-absorbed locale genital piercing

roleplaying getting magna cum laude, you can imagine the onomatopoeia in the lexicon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691906)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:20 PM
Author: Hideous kitchen

Slept with the best friend of my GF. The whole time she kept saying things like "does Ashley have this good of a pussy?" "Fuck me better than Ashley" "do you like making Ashley come with that big cock of yours?" Etc. Was hot af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692025)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: Hilarious startled trailer park gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692212)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: Ruby area

Holy shit that’s hot. Were you with GF at the time, like together or had you broken up by then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692270)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 3:30 PM
Author: Hideous kitchen

Was still with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692481)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: lilac fear-inspiring stag film

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40693042)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 7:02 PM
Author: Low-t gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40693107)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious harsh cruise ship kitty

Sitting on a couch in a nice suite at Belagio while wife and another girl were on their knees switching off giving me a bj. Before that happened I watched the two girls play while I sat and watched like a king. Was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692331)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 7:07 PM
Author: arousing overrated son of senegal depressive

what song was playing for the fountain show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40693123)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Mewling very tactful yarmulke mental disorder

But your wife is a chink and the other girl was a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40695415)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: Amethyst lascivious pit dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40694479)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: navy shrine black woman

She choked me until I literally passed out while I kept begging she stopped (I was tied down). She had to resuscitate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40694521)