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Hottest thing a girl has ever done sexually?

For me it was this korean girl who would suck my dick and ju...
Ornette Coleman
  07/31/20
do you have yellow fever because of it?
(?)
  07/31/20
*nyuug slams knockoff gook macbook shut*
''''''""""'''"
  08/01/20
Don't all Asian girls do that?
.........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.
  07/31/20
no?
Ornette Coleman
  07/31/20
only if you're White
Frog and Toad purchase Monero
  08/01/20
this thread is gonna hurt
Metal Up Your Ass XII
  07/31/20
ouch, sorry your best sex experience was with an asian girl
I am thinking of aurochs and angels
  07/31/20
...
handsome jocks with coke can cocks
  07/31/20
A2m is pretty legit. What I really want, though, is A2OGM or...
;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;
  07/31/20
I've done A2OGM with several hours in between and I was the ...
rach_me_amadeus
  07/31/20
That doesn't count, and you know it.
;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;
  07/31/20
did she douche her hold or just didn't give a fuck?
'"'""'"''""
  07/31/20
Douched
;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;
  07/31/20
little bit less exciting but still hot. would be abso...
'"'""'"''""
  07/31/20
Current gf did it without douching, but I think she's anorex...
;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;
  07/31/20
Makes sense. Honestly what would you think if she wa...
'"'""'"''""
  07/31/20
I'd be down. I'm not into that, but I'm into other people do...
;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;
  07/31/20
that's kinda how i feel about it.
'"'""'"''""
  07/31/20
If a chick convinces me that she really wants it, I'm down f...
;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;
  07/31/20
same but i'm also not into scat. if she wants to eat her shi...
'"'""'"''""
  07/31/20
one time a was fingering a girls asshole while she was sucki...
Ornette Coleman
  07/31/20
180
'"'""'"''""
  07/31/20
stop watching porn
Mike Fart
  07/31/20
...
Ornette Coleman
  07/31/20
I didn't need to watch porn to become obsessed with all thin...
;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;
  07/31/20
Absolutely devastating
Saint George Floyd
  07/31/20
Bend over so I could see her proportional balls from behind
Mia Koch
  07/31/20
that was a man actually
Mike Fart
  07/31/20
...
Mia Koch
  07/31/20
There was this cute tinder chick I was fucking who was a hug...
diamond dood
  07/31/20
(guy always "busy" on father's day)
Ornette Coleman
  07/31/20
Leave my aborted children ALONE
diamond dood
  07/31/20
when i bang a new girl raw i get a shitload of anxiety after...
Ornette Coleman
  07/31/20
Yeah I know what you mean but once you're a veteran of the g...
diamond dood
  07/31/20
This girl I was dating was supposed to meet me for dinner on...
Peter Bread
  07/31/20
not flame this would definitely turn me on.
'"'""'"''""
  07/31/20
Fuckin' cucks.
;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;
  07/31/20
sorry about your middling IQ
'"'""'"''""
  07/31/20
what's it like not having a masters degree?
Frog and Toad purchase Monero
  08/01/20
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Ornette Coleman
  07/31/20
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Mike Fart
  07/31/20
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creampie guy
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Mia Koch
  07/31/20
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(?)
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Loss Prevention Associate
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The Miserable, Painful August that Sucked
  08/01/20
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A Jurisprudence is Performed
  08/01/20
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Frank Lloyd Wrong
  08/01/20
(treeman)
'"'""'"''"
  08/01/20
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Artie Schiller
  08/02/20
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boomerboat
  08/02/20
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Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard XII
  08/02/20
I had a chick who LOVED eating my ass. She had never done it...
;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;
  07/31/20
pics or flame
Ornette Coleman
  07/31/20
Don't tempt me.
;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;
  07/31/20
come on now...
'"'""'"''""
  07/31/20
i don't mind rimjobs but an hour?
'"'""'"''""
  07/31/20
Probably more like 30 minutes. She'd just go and go. As long...
;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;
  07/31/20
she ever spontaneously eat your ass when she wasn't sure of ...
'"'""'"''""
  07/31/20
This is genuinely disgusting in the same way watching two ma...
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  07/31/20
somebody's future wife right there
spritezero
  07/31/20
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Ornette Coleman
  07/31/20
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Mia Koch
  07/31/20
Quite the wedding present this poaster gave him.
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV
  07/31/20
This is pretty standard. I've had more girls lick my ass tha...
Saint George Floyd
  08/01/20
rimming isn't unusual but i've definitely not had more girls...
'"'""'"''""
  08/01/20
Darnell
LibsRuinEverything
  07/31/20
So, awhile back there was this young, tall, really fit, tone...
creampie guy
  07/31/20
180
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90s wigger
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Mia Koch
  07/31/20
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uspo (future kanye voter)
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randomly degenerated moniker
  07/31/20
Amazing. By the way, did the binders have side tabs or botto...
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  07/31/20
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'""''''"''"'
  07/31/20
latina paralegals
sealclubber
  08/01/20
(underrated)
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Artie Schiller
  08/02/20
I ran into this bitch at a work event. I was a "manag...
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  07/31/20
(Mormon)
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(virgin)
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  07/31/20
Honestly it was a better story before your extended faggot e...
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  07/31/20
Former coworker who I hooked up with once a year before was ...
LibsRuinEverything
  07/31/20
Lul I had this bitch I was banging on and off for like 3 yea...
,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,,,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,
  08/01/20
Had dinner at a restaurant with a girl I've been porking. As...
LGOT
  07/31/20
Is this LGOT lol
P0astradamus
  07/31/20
Was wondering when you'd show up.
LGOT
  07/31/20
ljl i thought I remembered this story
P0astradamus
  07/31/20
cried when trump won
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  07/31/20
I once dated this chick who was really into anal and Dungeon...
xoxo dungeonmasTTTer
  07/31/20
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  07/31/20
lmao
'"'""'"''""
  07/31/20
wow is this the original dungeonmaster
there's a wocket in my pocket
  08/01/20
There can be only one, adventurer.
xoxo dungeonmasTTTer
  08/01/20
it can't be you, but still an excellent post
sealclubber
  08/01/20
...
c86
  08/01/20
did she beat the Ogre?
Frog and Toad purchase Monero
  08/01/20
No, the Ogre crushed her. She had to reroll self.
xoxo dungeonmasTTTer
  08/01/20
Outted as a mimic. 5e was released in 2014, so just how long...
my dog gets doxxed by more reporters than I do
  08/01/20
CR, this nerd expects us to think she's rolling a d100 for s...
fatd00d (XII lbs)
  08/01/20
If a female adventurer expresses a Wish to roll a d100 out o...
xoxo dungeonmasTTTer
  08/01/20
*casts geas on you* Seek out better flame, adventurer.
my dog gets doxxed by more reporters than I do
  08/01/20
180
Dickey Simpkins
  08/01/20
she burned down her house
FURTHER POASTER SAYETH NAUGHT
  08/01/20
roleplaying getting magna cum laude, you can imagine the ono...
Booger Lasagna
  08/01/20
Slept with the best friend of my GF. The whole time she kept...
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  08/01/20
...
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  08/01/20
Holy shit that’s hot. Were you with GF at the time, li...
Damascius
  08/01/20
Was still with her.
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  08/01/20
Holy shit
'"'""'"''"
  08/01/20
180
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  08/01/20
Sitting on a couch in a nice suite at Belagio while wife and...
calishitlawguru
  08/01/20
what song was playing for the fountain show?
Metal Up Your Ass XII
  08/01/20
But your wife is a chink and the other girl was a hooker
''''''""""'''"
  08/02/20
Girlfriend in my 20s (by far the horniest girl I ever dated,...
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  08/02/20
She choked me until I literally passed out while I kept begg...
Surreal conartist
  08/02/20


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Date: July 31st, 2020 8:53 PM
Author: Ornette Coleman

For me it was this korean girl who would suck my dick and just keep lightly sucking after I came in her mouth. she would suck my dick for like 30-45 minutes like she was obsessed with it. still think about her sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690027)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:40 PM
Author: (?)

do you have yellow fever because of it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690481)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 7:02 AM
Author: ''''''""""'''"

*nyuug slams knockoff gook macbook shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691173)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 8:54 PM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.


Don't all Asian girls do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690031)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 8:54 PM
Author: Ornette Coleman

no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690032)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:12 AM
Author: Frog and Toad purchase Monero

only if you're White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690867)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 8:55 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass XII

this thread is gonna hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690036)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 8:57 PM
Author: I am thinking of aurochs and angels

ouch, sorry your best sex experience was with an asian girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690040)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: handsome jocks with coke can cocks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690127)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: ;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;

A2m is pretty legit. What I really want, though, is A2OGM or to butt fuck a chuck while she eats another chick's asshole doggy style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690069)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:11 PM
Author: rach_me_amadeus

I've done A2OGM with several hours in between and I was the only one who knew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690093)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: ;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;

That doesn't count, and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690131)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:15 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""

did she douche her hold or just didn't give a fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690109)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: ;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;

Douched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690133)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:25 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""

little bit less exciting but still hot.

would be absolutely filthy if she could taste her own shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690143)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:31 PM
Author: ;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;

Current gf did it without douching, but I think she's anorexic, so she's always clean back there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690167)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""

Makes sense.

Honestly what would you think if she wanted to suck your brown-hued cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690178)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: ;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;

I'd be down. I'm not into that, but I'm into other people doing whatever nasty shot gets them off, so if it gets her off, I'm into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690184)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""

that's kinda how i feel about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690186)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:39 PM
Author: ;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;

If a chick convinces me that she really wants it, I'm down for about anything except for male bi or pegging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690198)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:41 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""

same but i'm also not into scat. if she wants to eat her shit or my shit.... honestly i wouldn't be a fan but i guess i would acquiesce. i don't want it on me though, although i guess she could eat my ass or maybe suck my cock with a dirty mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690207)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:32 PM
Author: Ornette Coleman

one time a was fingering a girls asshole while she was sucking me off and after she shallowed, then put my dirty fingers in her mouth. was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690174)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690210)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:18 PM
Author: Mike Fart

stop watching porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690115)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:19 PM
Author: Ornette Coleman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690123)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:23 PM
Author: ;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;

I didn't need to watch porn to become obsessed with all things anal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690136)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Saint George Floyd

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690071)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Mia Koch (π“€π“‚ΊπŸ‘©πŸ»‍🎀)

Bend over so I could see her proportional balls from behind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690075)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Mike Fart

that was a man actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690083)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Mia Koch (π“€π“‚ΊπŸ‘©πŸ»‍🎀)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690086)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:13 PM
Author: diamond dood

There was this cute tinder chick I was fucking who was a huge slut and I have no doubt has sportfucked tons of dudes. Whenever I would start to cum she would lean down and whisper "fill me up" in my ear and then gently kiss my chest all over while I was busting. I found this incredibly soothing every time she did it, which was sort of incongruous with how big of a slut she was and that she no doubt performed the same tender act on tens (or likely hundreds) of other men.

My fav thing though is fucking some new chick who isn't on BC raw. As you get close to cumming and don't feel like pulling out, that hurried negotiation to confirm that the chick is down to let you creampie her and pop a plan B. Then that rush when she tells you to cum in her and you finally release. The first time busting raw in a new chick is always a peak experience, especially when you knew you knew damn well that it was a bad decision but did it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690102)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:19 PM
Author: Ornette Coleman

(guy always "busy" on father's day)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690121)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:26 PM
Author: diamond dood

Leave my aborted children ALONE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690149)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:30 PM
Author: Ornette Coleman

when i bang a new girl raw i get a shitload of anxiety afterwards, thinking that i just ruined my life (and likely two others) for 10 mins of fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690163)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:39 PM
Author: diamond dood

Yeah I know what you mean but once you're a veteran of the game you sort of develop this confidence that you'll be able to handle whatever comes up and just how to talk to each chick to avoid a "situation." Ironically the ones I always had the most anxiety about were the ones I wrapped it up for, because they were either psycho in some way or extremely, extremely eager to have children and the risk of forming a babby through cumsplash and having them NOT abort it was greater than the higher pregnancy chance but much lower keep the baby chance of a sensible chick. It's funny but my sexual choices often came down to constantly running expected value calculations.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690199)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:23 PM
Author: Peter Bread

This girl I was dating was supposed to meet me for dinner one night. I texted her to ask her wtf are we doing and she wrote back “Five Guys.” I’m like wtf ok whatever. I go to the Five Guys she always stops by and she wasn’t there. I waited 30 minutes and I eventually went back to our apartment (we live together but she was coming from work).

When I opened the door I saw her wearing a gorgeous shirt black dress. Legs looked fucking amazing and heels. There were 5 guys standing around naked looking like linebackers for the Dolphins. They were taking turns pounding her out and blowing loads all over her and she looked me dead in the eye with a smile knowing how much it turned me on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690137)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:25 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""

not flame this would definitely turn me on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690144)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:32 PM
Author: ;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;

Fuckin' cucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690175)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:37 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""

sorry about your middling IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690191)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: Frog and Toad purchase Monero

what's it like not having a masters degree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690878)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:31 PM
Author: Ornette Coleman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690168)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Mike Fart



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690182)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: creampie guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690370)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:20 PM
Author: Mia Koch (π“€π“‚ΊπŸ‘©πŸ»‍🎀)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690388)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:40 PM
Author: (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690484)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:42 PM
Author: Loss Prevention Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690493)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 6:28 AM
Author: The Miserable, Painful August that Sucked



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691149)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 8:01 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691238)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692217)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: '"'""'"''"

(treeman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40693037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Artie Schiller



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40695413)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 12:16 PM
Author: boomerboat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40695431)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 12:22 PM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard XII



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40695453)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: ;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;

I had a chick who LOVED eating my ass. She had never done it before I talked her into it, and she just fell in love with it. She would ask to do it, sometimes even beg.

I would smoke a bowl, go facedown on the couch, and she's eat it for an hour at a time while I just watched TV. That was pretty legit. I have a couple funny pictures of it happening, with my LS Alma mater blanket in the background.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690193)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:39 PM
Author: Ornette Coleman

pics or flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690197)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:39 PM
Author: ;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;

Don't tempt me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690202)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:41 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""

come on now...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690209)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:39 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""

i don't mind rimjobs but an hour?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690200)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:41 PM
Author: ;;::;;;::;;.;;,::;;;;;;

Probably more like 30 minutes. She'd just go and go. As long as they aren't doing it too vigorously, and as long as they don't slobber so much that it gets uncomfortably wet and chafed, then I can go for a long time. I'd make her do this after I busted a nut in her. Top tier aftercare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690206)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:43 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""

she ever spontaneously eat your ass when she wasn't sure of the last time you showered, or if you had showered after your last shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690214)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:43 PM
Author: .,.,.,...,,,...,.,.......,,


This is genuinely disgusting in the same way watching two mangy flea ridden dogs fuck each other in the street would be disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690215)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:43 PM
Author: spritezero

somebody's future wife right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690219)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 9:48 PM
Author: Ornette Coleman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690243)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:20 PM
Author: Mia Koch (π“€π“‚ΊπŸ‘©πŸ»‍🎀)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690392)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:39 PM
Author: Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV

Quite the wedding present this poaster gave him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690476)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: Saint George Floyd

This is pretty standard. I've had more girls lick my ass than I've fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691408)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""

rimming isn't unusual but i've definitely not had more girls lick my ass than i've fucked. idk where you're getting that.

maybe it's a zoomer thing? i've only had a few girls lick my ass but have fucked way more.

either that or you're a lying virgin, idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692151)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: LibsRuinEverything

Darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690396)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:33 PM
Author: creampie guy

So, awhile back there was this young, tall, really fit, toned Latina paralegal who worked at my firm that I would always flirt with. She would occasionally say suggestive things and laugh and accidentally rub up against me in the kitchen or whatever. One night the two of us were working late preparing for trial and our floor was otherwise empty. Anyways, we were wrapping up and she looked at me and licked her lips and asked me if I needed help with anything else. I'm sort of sheepish sexually by nature and I blushed and said I was okay. But I was immediately popping a hard-on which she could easily see through my pleated trousers. She said, "really, looks like you could use some help after all." She pushed up on me and started rubbing my cock through my pants and making out with me. Then she dropped to her knees, unzipped my pants and proceeded to give me the best blowjob of my life. The experience was only intensified by my phone buzzing as my wife texted me about when I'd be home. I told the Latina I was about to cum, and she stood up and slapped me in the face...lol. then she grabbed my neck with her strong hands and choked me for a second before turning me around and fully stripping off my pants. Then she said, "dont turn around bitch" and bent me over the desk. Before I knew it, my ass was filled with her 8 inch cock. Tears rolled down my face as she pounded away while pulling my hair and choking me. I couldn't control the spasming of my cock any longer and I started involuntarily spurting my jizz all over our binders. It was pretty wild. Anyways, we cleaned up and called it a night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690440)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:39 PM
Author: .,.,.,...,,,...,.,.......,,


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690479)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:42 PM
Author: 90s wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690494)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Mia Koch (π“€π“‚ΊπŸ‘©πŸ»‍🎀)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690501)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:45 PM
Author: uspo (future kanye voter)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690506)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:08 PM
Author: randomly degenerated moniker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690595)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:24 PM
Author: .,.,'..,'..,.,.,...

Amazing. By the way, did the binders have side tabs or bottom tabs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690645)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:57 PM
Author: '""''''"''"'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690749)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:17 AM
Author: sealclubber

latina paralegals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690872)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 2:23 PM
Author: .,.,.,...,,,...,.,.......,,


(underrated)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692282)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Artie Schiller



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40695416)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:49 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,,,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,


I ran into this bitch at a work event. I was a "manager" and she was a grunt. Her boyfriend was also a grunt to one of my peers. I showed up and had no idea who she was but when I walked past this random chick she had those huge doe eyes. A week later she was emailing me nonstop and of course as a young man in the early 2000s I couldn't resist. Eventually she was at my house and we were playing board games where the loser stripped.

Anyway wound up fucking and I said "where do you want me to cum?"

she said "in my mouth"

unforgettable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690520)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:49 PM
Author: .,.,.,...,,,...,.,.......,,


(Mormon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690528)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:55 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,,,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,


(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690553)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:56 PM
Author: .,.,.,...,,,...,.,.......,,


Honestly it was a better story before your extended faggot edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690560)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: LibsRuinEverything

Former coworker who I hooked up with once a year before was pissed at her on and off boyfriend and was making him wear a condom because he had only been exclusive with her again for two weeks and she was pissed about that.

But she wanted the creampie and so she called me to come over and fuck her raw before her date with the dude, because she also hated condoms.

LJL @ women. Sex was good, but the circumstance was pretty funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690574)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,,,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,


Lul I had this bitch I was banging on and off for like 3 years in between her boyfriends. She had a bowl of condoms for her boyfriends but I never wore one w her. Busted on her face, tits

, or in her. She cut me off about a month before she got married ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691393)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: LGOT

Had dinner at a restaurant with a girl I've been porking. As we were waiting for our dinner, she took off her panties and put it on my plate. I went to the bathroom, jerked of it in and gave it to her when I sat back down. She put it on right then and there. Was hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690638)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:33 PM
Author: P0astradamus

Is this LGOT lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690685)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:34 PM
Author: LGOT

Was wondering when you'd show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690688)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:36 PM
Author: P0astradamus

ljl i thought I remembered this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690694)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:34 PM
Author: .,,.,,.,.,,,.....,,,.,.,.,...,.,.


cried when trump won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690690)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:38 PM
Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer

I once dated this chick who was really into anal and Dungeons and Dragons. We would sit around on the floor in my bedroom and play 5th edition adventure modules, which was pretty boring for just two people, EXCEPT that she would roll the dice by getting on all fours, shoving them up her asshole and farting them out. I kept on getting our characters killed and making her roll new characters, and I would insist that she would have to roll D100 for her STR score each time, even if she wasn't playing a fighter. She did it. Got some excellent rolls too, 18/80+.

I remember once she had to score a hit to take down an Ogre who was near-death, and she got so excited that one of the dice flew out of an open window and fell four stories down. We spent an hour looking for it, since she needed to have rolled a 6 to score the hit.

I think she's now working in finance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690696)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:53 PM
Author: .,,.,,.,.,,,.....,,,.,.,.,...,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690739)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:53 PM
Author: '"'""'"''""

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690740)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:46 AM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket

wow is this the original dungeonmaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690836)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:08 AM
Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer

There can be only one, adventurer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690865)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: sealclubber

it can't be you, but still an excellent post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690873)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:08 AM
Author: c86 (baltimoreorioles)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690866)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:14 AM
Author: Frog and Toad purchase Monero

did she beat the Ogre?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690869)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:23 AM
Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer

No, the Ogre crushed her. She had to reroll self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40690881)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 7:06 AM
Author: my dog gets doxxed by more reporters than I do (and he's not even a poaster!)

Outted as a mimic. 5e was released in 2014, so just how long ago did you date this alleged chick? And 5e rules don't include the extra percentile for fighter strength.

Time to grow a beard, adventurer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691176)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 9:07 AM
Author: fatd00d (XII lbs)

CR, this nerd expects us to think she's rolling a d100 for strength? GTFO with your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691319)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: xoxo dungeonmasTTTer

If a female adventurer expresses a Wish to roll a d100 out of her asshole, I think that's the one time when you can bend the 5e rules a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691857)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:52 PM
Author: my dog gets doxxed by more reporters than I do (and he's not even a poaster!)

*casts geas on you*

Seek out better flame, adventurer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691936)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 8:41 PM
Author: Dickey Simpkins

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40693500)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 6:58 AM
Author: FURTHER POASTER SAYETH NAUGHT

she burned down her house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691170)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Booger Lasagna

roleplaying getting magna cum laude, you can imagine the onomatopoeia in the lexicon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40691906)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:20 PM
Author: .....,,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.


Slept with the best friend of my GF. The whole time she kept saying things like "does Ashley have this good of a pussy?" "Fuck me better than Ashley" "do you like making Ashley come with that big cock of yours?" Etc. Was hot af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692025)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692212)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: Damascius

Holy shit that’s hot. Were you with GF at the time, like together or had you broken up by then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692270)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 3:30 PM
Author: .....,,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.


Was still with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692481)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: '"'""'"''"

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40693042)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 7:02 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,,,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40693107)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Sitting on a couch in a nice suite at Belagio while wife and another girl were on their knees switching off giving me a bj. Before that happened I watched the two girls play while I sat and watched like a king. Was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40692331)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 7:07 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass XII

what song was playing for the fountain show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40693123)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: ''''''""""'''"

But your wife is a chink and the other girl was a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40695415)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: ,..,..,.,,.,,,

Girlfriend in my 20s (by far the horniest girl I ever dated, we were still 1x per day after 3 years):

Every month or two - this happened a number of times - I would wake up 5 minutes before my alarm was set because she'd be under the covers giving me a sloppy wake up good morning BJ while I was sleeping. Once or twice I woke up like 5 seconds before I came.

She's a mother of three and a second career elementary school teacher now. Lol @ waste of HYP degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40694479)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Surreal conartist

She choked me until I literally passed out while I kept begging she stopped (I was tied down). She had to resuscitate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4595527&forum_id=2#40694521)