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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:46 PM
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Alabama Crimson Tide football fan Harvey Updyke has died. Updyke famously poisoned the trees at Toomer’s Corner on the Auburn University campus.

According to AL.com, Updyke's son, Bear, said that his father died Thursday afternoon. He died of natural causes in Louisiana. He was 71 years old.

Updyke downplayed his killing of the famous trees, which Auburn fans drown in toilet paper after victories by its athletic teams, during an appearance on The Paul Finebaum Show in 2019. The show was broadcasting live from Tuscaloosa, where the Crimson Tide hosted the LSU Tigers inside Bryant-Denny Stadium.

“I didn’t mean it,” Updyke told Finebaum. “Paul, they’re only trees. Not like I tried to kill their crow that flies around. You know, I didn’t try to kill LSU’s tiger.”

“We’ve had this conversation privately, but now we’re going to have it publicly,” Finebaum responded. “You still don’t get it do you?”

“Well, Paul, I get it. I’m not as dumb as I look,” Updyke replied. “It was supposed to be a joke.”



Following his conviction, Updyke spent over 70 days in jail for his crime back in 2013. Updyke was ordered to pay about $800,000 in court-ordered penalties and restitution for his destruction of the trees at Toomer's Corner.

As of last November, Updyke had paid just under $7,000 of that total.


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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:23 AM
Author: michael doodikoff

Paying $7000 of the $800k is alpha as fuck. Auburn can suck it


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Date: August 1st, 2020 7:52 PM
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