https://apnews.com/article/us-covid-19-testing-strained-holidays-db20ebbcc1fa8a411be8f9ebc241af3b
if you're really sick and don't think you can convalesce at home, just go to a friggin doctor or hospital(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4693676&forum_id=2#41398549)