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Potential strategic buyers of Twitter

Let’s say twitter’s q4 earnings are shockingly t...
Pink Dashing Queen Of The Night Stead
  01/18/21
(Jack Dorsey)
charismatic regret shitlib
  01/18/21
i wish
Pink Dashing Queen Of The Night Stead
  01/18/21
That's what Jack would say -- Jack
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Why would the Biden people block a purchase of one of their ...
Out-of-control Chad
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The Europeans wouldn’t go for it either
Pink Dashing Queen Of The Night Stead
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No one really has the cash flow to do it besides Microsoft a...
Plum adventurous codepig
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Microsoft would do it
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Dont you think these brands would worry about the public rel...
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Microsoft wanted to buy Tiktok. Remember, MS used to be the ...
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Yep. Oracle, Verizon and Walmart(?) also kicked the tires on...
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Microsoft is awful at consumer tech and has no presence in a...
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I was about to say Verizon
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Old Media buyer with dark money behind it.
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Old Media doesn't have the cash anymore due to Netflix canni...
Plum adventurous codepig
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Interestingly, Iger thought about approaching... "Th...
Greedy round eye
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disney was very, very close to buying twitter. iger got cold...
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Note
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ill probably buy it and shut it down
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SoftBank Saudis Some Chinese group
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normally softbank would be a good candidate to do something ...
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Has Elliott expressed interest in selling Twitter? They seem...
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the entire premise of their investment was that dorsey is a ...
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Dorsey has been great with Square. No idea why he has been s...
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probably plowing $ into their back end infrastructure to so ...
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Twitter dominates other tech companies in live news feed, so...
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Patreon-type feature is an obvious one they haven’t ev...
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Would love to see it bought by a Chinese company
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Disney looked into it a few years ago and walked away. They ...
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Date: January 18th, 2021 3:21 PM
Author: Pink Dashing Queen Of The Night Stead

Let’s say twitter’s q4 earnings are shockingly terrible. Elliott and silver lake go into overdrive to dump Jack Dorsey, cut costs and eventually sell the business. It’s way too pricey vs free cash flow for a sponsor to LBO, so the buyer would have to be a strategic.

Facebook and google are the most obvious but they would have no chance of antitrust clearance. Am I missing anyone else? Maybe Apple?

I don’t really wanna talk about the censorship/parlor/Trump/free speech shit itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41777467)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 7:37 PM
Author: charismatic regret shitlib

(Jack Dorsey)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779069)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 7:42 PM
Author: Pink Dashing Queen Of The Night Stead

i wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779102)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 8:02 PM
Author: charismatic regret shitlib

That's what Jack would say -- Jack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779206)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control Chad

Why would the Biden people block a purchase of one of their key tools by one of their political allies?

Power justifies all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41777473)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Pink Dashing Queen Of The Night Stead

The Europeans wouldn’t go for it either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41778324)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: Plum adventurous codepig

No one really has the cash flow to do it besides Microsoft and Verizon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41777474)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 3:23 PM
Author: thriller deranged heaven gaping

Microsoft would do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41777477)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: Pink Dashing Queen Of The Night Stead

Dont you think these brands would worry about the public relations headache that could come with Twitter?

What problem do you think Twitter solves for them? I’m genuinely curious since Microsoft did just buy LinkedIn so maybe they see a logic to adding Twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41777493)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: Plum adventurous codepig

Microsoft wanted to buy Tiktok. Remember, MS used to be the behemoth of consumer tech. Google & Apple forced them into becoming an enterprise company. Now they compete more with IBM & Amazon (which entered the enterprise market in the last decade).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41777504)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Pink Dashing Queen Of The Night Stead

Yep. Oracle, Verizon and Walmart(?) also kicked the tires on tiktok iirc. I bet Tencent would pay $$$$ to turn Twitter into a CCP propaganda outlet and maybe Beijing Biden lets it happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41778371)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Idiotic bisexual genital piercing

Microsoft is awful at consumer tech and has no presence in advertising. Twitter doesn't do anything for them.

Verizon has the cash, but it has a history of stupid acquisitions (e.g. Yahoo), and the company is laser focused on 5G while Verizon media (formerly Oath) is struggling.

Walmart can probably integrate Twitter into its e-commerce platform and make money through ads. A major media player such as Comcast/Warner Media/Sony can use Twitter to allow viewers to watch live content on devices. But I doubt traditional media has the stomach to go through with such an acquisition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41778650)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: Passionate Nibblets Ratface

I was about to say Verizon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41777573)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 3:23 PM
Author: Greedy round eye

Old Media buyer with dark money behind it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41777480)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Plum adventurous codepig

Old Media doesn't have the cash anymore due to Netflix cannibalization. Disney is the only profitable old media company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41777485)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: Greedy round eye

Interestingly, Iger thought about approaching...

"The troubles were greater than I wanted to take on, greater than I thought it was responsible for us to take on. There were Disney brand issues, the whole impact of technology on society. The nastiness is extraordinary. I like looking at my Twitter newsfeed because I want to follow 15, 20 different subjects. Then you turn and look at your notifications and you’re immediately saying, why am I doing this? Why do I endure this pain? Like a lot of these platforms, they have the ability to do a lot of good in our world. They also have an ability to do a lot of bad. I didn’t want to take that on."

Yeah if an Old Media does buy it - it won't be their money - they'll be the front.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41777514)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: transparent immigrant

disney was very, very close to buying twitter. iger got cold feet at the last second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779067)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 3:46 PM
Author: burgundy anal nowag theater stage

Note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41777580)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: amethyst slap-happy becky library

ill probably buy it and shut it down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41778376)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: heady vermilion deer antler national

Toshiba

Proctor and Gamble

Caterpillar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41778414)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac halford

SoftBank

Saudis

Some Chinese group



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41778506)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Pink Dashing Queen Of The Night Stead

normally softbank would be a good candidate to do something idiotic with their money. unfortunately elliott owns lots of their shares too now so this is likely off the table.

if my career takes a wrong turn i’m opening a coffee truck outside of softbank headquarters and selling them “disruptive” coffee for $200 a cup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779022)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: Idiotic bisexual genital piercing

Has Elliott expressed interest in selling Twitter? They seem fairly happy with Dorsey at the helm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779030)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 7:31 PM
Author: Pink Dashing Queen Of The Night Stead

the entire premise of their investment was that dorsey is a trash ceo that’s too distracted by square and trips to africa to fully monetize the business. dau growth has been fine but their ARPU is trash relative to facebook. this is arguably not a fair argument given how much more facebook spends on r&d plus the nature of twitter vs. facebook but that’s their narrative

elliott under a standstill agreement until next month that prohibits them from nominating more directors or commenting publicly on the business. we’ll see what they really think fairly soon.

i know all this because twitter i’m pitching twitter to a hedge fund for my final round interview later this week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779051)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 7:33 PM
Author: Idiotic bisexual genital piercing

Dorsey has been great with Square. No idea why he has been such a disaster with Twitter. Maybe he just got bored.

What's Twitter's next play? They tried live sports streaming with NFL Thursday night, but that ended up being a debacle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779059)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 7:41 PM
Author: Pink Dashing Queen Of The Night Stead

probably plowing $ into their back end infrastructure to so that it’s fully cloud based. similar to what snapchat did recently.

maybe also doing more with self serve direct response advertising since that should be a key strength for them. twitter really should have made 10x more money than they did in 2020 when it was basically the entire world’s goto news outlet for trump/covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779090)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 7:46 PM
Author: Idiotic bisexual genital piercing

Twitter dominates other tech companies in live news feed, so it's surprising that they have not done a better job capitalizing that.

Is Snap trying to be the next TikTok or a camera company? They seem to be going after multiple angles right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779115)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac halford

Patreon-type feature is an obvious one they haven’t even attempted yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779109)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 7:33 PM
Author: ebony marvelous meetinghouse

Would love to see it bought by a Chinese company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779057)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 8:01 PM
Author: fluffy magical school cafeteria

Disney looked into it a few years ago and walked away. They didn't want to take on the nastiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779186)



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Date: January 18th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: Idiotic bisexual genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4742590&forum_id=2#41779650)