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gronkowski is like the epitome of a dumb jock
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:38 PM Author: Beta state people who are hurt 1. Has a very dumb jock phenotype 2. High energy + overly positive attitude 3. Competitive over everything, even dumb shit 4. Wears backwards hat, gym shorts and sleeveless tees as casual wear. 5. Flashes "chill" hand gestures when posing for pictures. 6. Obsessed w/ football, obviously.
He's such a textbook dumb jock it's comical. |
Date: February 10th, 2021 3:39 PM Author: stubborn heaven 7. Your wife or girlfriend would dump you in a minute if he even so much as said hi to her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921709) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Beta state people who are hurt lol, no. she's intellectual.
edit: nice edit, changing 6 to 7 after I added an item. you'll make a great lawyer. |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:48 PM Author: Trip fear-inspiring potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41924225) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Offensive reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921715) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:44 PM Author: well-lubricated liquid oxygen location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922092) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 7:45 PM Author: charismatic indian lodge https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE/ref=nodl_ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41923059) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 8:02 PM Author: Stirring Peach Selfie Useless Brakes 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41923153) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 8:18 PM Author: charismatic indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41923236) |
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Date: February 11th, 2021 11:58 AM Author: Motley locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41926374) |
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Date: February 13th, 2021 9:58 PM Author: hilarious hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41940658) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Ultramarine Community Account Address Yep and he's drowning in the money and pussy to prove it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921718) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:41 PM Author: harsh transparent athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921720) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:45 PM Author: Beta state people who are hurt The unexamined life is not worth living (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921741) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:47 PM Author: Ultramarine Community Account Address Anything examined invariably turns out to be shit/a disappointment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921756) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:59 PM Author: light swashbuckling temple First step toward making it better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921843) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:47 PM Author: Laughsome Orange Kitchen Gronkowski graduated from Woodland Hills in 2007 with a 3.75 GPA and 1560 SAT score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921751) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:52 PM Author: silver piazza pocket flask "The average composite score, on a scale of 600 to 2400, was 1511 for both classes."
https://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/27/education/27sat.html |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:54 PM Author: Laughsome Orange Kitchen Above average (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921790) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:47 PM Author: drab beady-eyed wrinkle boistinker I bet he fucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921755) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:55 PM Author: silver piazza pocket flask http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rob-gronkowski-bibi-jones.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921802) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:48 PM Author: vivacious knife sanctuary his life is so awesome.
He was in the WWE for a while in 2020, and honestly I thought he was funny as shit in that |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:50 PM Author: Cordovan electric personal credit line he looks exactly like the 4chan chad meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/virgin-vs-chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921768) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:51 PM Author: Beta state people who are hurt never understood why the 4chan chad was contorted like a demon from a japanese horror movie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921773) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:53 PM Author: Laughsome Orange Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921786) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:01 PM Author: silver piazza pocket flask I always assumed it was to convey a sense of carefree disorder and disregard for conscientiousness. Legs on backwards? Whatever. I'll work out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921850) |
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Date: February 11th, 2021 9:54 AM Author: Burgundy Corn Cake Menage it was relevant to the original meme
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/265/329/e83.png |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:51 PM Author: vivacious knife sanctuary do you guys think Gronk ever went to Mons Venus during his time with the Bucs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921772) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:52 PM Author: histrionic stock car he literally has made millions pulling off the dumb jock persona. compare that to the dozens of other 6'5 white oaf TEs who retire with a lifetime of CTE and maybe a few $M if they're lucky and usually end up begging their college or HS alma mater for a do nothing coaching job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921780) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: Stirring Peach Selfie Useless Brakes Cr. I think Gronk is like 125 iq and realized he would make a lot more money if he played his role. Remember the Gronk energy drink? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921815) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:02 PM Author: silver piazza pocket flask He's not a moron, but he's not that smart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921868) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:03 PM Author: irradiated messiness house He's absolutely a moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921879) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:05 PM Author: Stirring Peach Selfie Useless Brakes (guy who got shoved in trash cans by the entire Gronk clan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921891) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:09 PM Author: Beta state people who are hurt i lol'd at this image (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921913) |
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Date: February 11th, 2021 10:13 AM Author: Chestnut lascivious stag film kitty Got a literal lol out of me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41925709) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:22 PM Author: Aquamarine hunting ground center he had a 32 wonderlic, so he probably is around 120 IQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921995) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 6:12 PM Author: silver piazza pocket flask That's decent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922570) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 6:30 PM Author: Aquamarine hunting ground center Brady was a 33 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922658) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:01 PM Author: Azure Site Cr. He was having a successful career in the WWE until Brady pulled him back into football (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921859) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:02 PM Author: irradiated messiness house Idiotic. He made millions more than those other TEs because he's an all time athlete. Not because he made a few bucks acting as himself in commercials. Sure credit to him for avoiding extra CTE by retiring early but he was able to do that because he made $60mm in his fucking career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921867) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:04 PM Author: Stirring Peach Selfie Useless Brakes He hasn't even touched his nfl money. He has made tons on endorsements because of his persona. How many commercials does Antonio Gates have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921886) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:08 PM Author: irradiated messiness house He's able to do endorsements because he's a star player. How many commercials does [whacky jock TE who is an exact clone of gronk personality wise but is on the scouting team for the Broncos] have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921909) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:20 PM Author: histrionic stock car Antonio Gates was arguably a more dominant TE and it doesn't even matter because TE just isn't a position that gets massive endorsement $. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921982) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:21 PM Author: stubborn heaven Patriots were a more dominant, winning franchise unlike the Chargers. Same reason why mediocre Lakers like Kuzma get shoe deals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921989) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:24 PM Author: histrionic stock car I have no idea who "Kuzma" is. sounds like someone who blew up a bus in ethiopia.
you're right though that being part of a franchise that everyone outside of new england hates is objectively good for a player's nationwide marketability. |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:33 PM Author: stubborn heaven you sound like a faggot, what kind of lawyer are you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922045) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:36 PM Author: histrionic stock car all lawyers are faggots with zero exceptions. same with everyone who follows the nba and knows what shoe deal someone named "kuzma" has. good thing i'm neither of those. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922054) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:17 PM Author: histrionic stock car he used to brag about how he literally never spent a dime of his NFL salary and just lived off endorsement $ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921972) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:18 PM Author: irradiated messiness house Good for him for doing that. The reason he's better off than the braindead NFL washouts you compared him to has nothing to do with endorsements or his personality and everything to do with the fact he's an all time athlete. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921980) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:23 PM Author: histrionic stock car yep GC corps only look at career stats and or course factor in whether or not he's a "system player" and definitely don't factor in personality or marketability when deciding to throw advertising $ at an athlete.
you'd be less wrong if you just said it's because he's white. |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 5:16 PM Author: irradiated messiness house You need both moron. You need to be a star athlete and have the personality for it. You're all ignoring the fact he's the best TE of all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922296) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:21 PM Author: Cracking rambunctious field alpha is this supposed to be an insult (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921987) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:22 PM Author: irradiated messiness house I didn't take it to be. As a bitter neurotic high IQ type I am very jealous of Gronk's brain and I suspect the OP is as well. It is just incredible how much of a cartoon character he is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921994) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:25 PM Author: Beta state people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922012) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 8:30 PM Author: shimmering ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41923291) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:44 PM Author: well-lubricated liquid oxygen location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922095) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:22 PM Author: Tantric adventurous point gaping one of his brothers is a doctor, lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921991) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:23 PM Author: irradiated messiness house So he memorized a medical textbook for a couple hours. What a genius. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41921998) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:23 PM Author: hairraiser greedy goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922000) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:24 PM Author: Tantric adventurous point gaping think Lamar Jackson’s sibling could be a doctor? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922003) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:25 PM Author: irradiated messiness house (someone who hasn't checked medschool admission stats lately)
Good point though |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:34 PM Author: Beta state people who are hurt lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922046) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 4:43 PM Author: medicated resort prole could you even do that? most people become lawyers instead of lawyers because they are too aspie to cut people open for a living or too dumb to learn basic medicine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922091) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 5:15 PM Author: irradiated messiness house Yes and I regret not doing it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922284) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 7:12 PM Author: Stirring Peach Selfie Useless Brakes So what? My sister is an idiot and I am still smart. Rob is the smart one obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922858) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 6:29 PM Author: smoky slippery halford cuckold You asians are so bitter.
I bet you fame and money hasn't changed him and he always has been "Gronk." He's having a fucking blast with his life and that happiness is awesome to see. |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 7:42 PM Author: Beta state people who are hurt (retarded kike slobbering over goycock) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41923034) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 8:23 PM Author: smoky slippery halford cuckold I’m a Latino American gentile, Jimmy Chong Long (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41923257) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 6:30 PM Author: Fragrant windowlicker i guarantee hes a bright guy irl. i honestly dont think you can be dumb and be a dominant tight end these days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41922659) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 8:31 PM Author: shimmering ape Not having an internal monologue and living the CHAD life
180 life honestly
Thinking and introspection is overrated |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: apoplectic appetizing theater degenerate Ljl this is Ntcr. Gronk scored a 1560 on the SAT which is 99.6th percentile. He scored a 32 on the Wonderlic which is 91st percentile. He's got extremely 180 genes. Would love to have him sire my children and breed my wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41923397) |
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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:07 PM Author: glassy comical rigor Boomer the SAT was on the 2400 scale when he took it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41924001) |
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Date: February 11th, 2021 10:22 AM Author: high-end university crotch The great thing about Gronk is that he is both a legit amazing football player, and someone who knows nothing at all about football can look at him and instantly get it.
Also he reminds people of a better version of the nicest jock in HS. Like the guy who starred in 3 sports but would also drop by your chess club and play a game with you, taking it super seriously but then laughing when you checkmate him and then telling you some stories about his hot gf. Or would ask some nerdy girl for help with his homework but be really chill about it and focus as well as he can on comprehending what she is telling him while his bros walk by high-giving him and giving him shit for talking to a girl with glasses. |
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Date: February 11th, 2021 11:40 AM Author: duck-like cruel-hearted really tough guy pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41926271) |
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Date: February 11th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: shimmering ape cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41926349) |
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Date: February 13th, 2021 9:51 PM Author: Talented ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41940608) |
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Date: February 13th, 2021 9:54 PM Author: Tantric adventurous point gaping my buddy was a tutor at UF and tried to help Tebow. said he was super nice but beyond helping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41940628) |
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Date: February 13th, 2021 10:05 PM Author: hilarious hell Tebow constantly flirting with him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41940700) |
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Date: February 13th, 2021 9:56 PM Author: costumed territorial market voyeur yeah i was the awkward shy girl and if a popular guy tried to talk to me about homework or whatever all his friends would laugh at him and tease him
good times this poast triggered me |
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Date: February 13th, 2021 10:00 PM Author: irradiated messiness house Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4763017&forum_id=2#41940670) |