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Date: April 6th, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: aromatic bisexual lodge

Not much of a celebration, he thought. At least now it was over. And at least Clem let him stay in the bar after close. But the bottle of Evan Williams was almost empty. He still didn’t feel like going home though. Nobody would be waiting for him. She’d left a long time ago, and even now he knew, she wouldn’t be coming back. It wasn’t really over.

He didn’t even bother to look up as the door creaked open behind him. Some kid come to take justice into his own hands, he thought. He chuckled.

“I thought I’d find you here. It’s where I’d be.”

Chauvin turned to look at the stranger. A short, portly man. And vaguely familiar. He looked Hispanic—or maybe more white-Hispanic. “What do you want.”

The stranger tipped his head back slightly. “I’m forming a team.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42231597)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 1:39 AM
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Date: April 7th, 2021 12:00 PM
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Date: April 19th, 2021 12:12 PM
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Date: April 6th, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Obsidian histrionic heaven sneaky criminal

He stubbed the Marlboro Light against the bottom of the glass. "Christ," he thought as he realized it was his last. The only problem with these things is they don't kill you fast enough.

Spinning around on his stool, Chauvin sized the man up. "Got off one shot," he mumbled. "Anybody could do that."

"What about three shots?" the voice behind him said. A third person, barely more than a boy, emerged from the shadows. Not much taller than the jukebox he stood next to, his cheeks were still flush with... what caused cheeks to flush? Derek couldnt remember anymore.

"Call me Kyle," the boy said.

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Date: April 6th, 2021 2:24 PM
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Date: April 6th, 2021 2:24 PM
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We have the makings of a blockbuster here fellas. Gotta work Dorner in somehow. Graphic novel.

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Date: April 6th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: lemon liquid oxygen mediation

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Date: April 6th, 2021 4:38 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2021 4:42 PM
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Date: April 6th, 2021 2:26 PM
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Date: April 6th, 2021 2:41 PM
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Date: April 6th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Forum

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Date: April 6th, 2021 2:52 PM
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Date: April 6th, 2021 3:00 PM
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The bathroom door creaked open and the three men looked at each other, then the doorway. They knew they would be tested, but this soon? Instinctively, they aimed their pieces and readied for a fight.

A shadowy figure, old and bespectacled, emerged into the smoky room. "At ease men."

He ambled up to the bar, sizing up the crew.

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Date: April 6th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: aromatic bisexual lodge

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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring learning disabled bawdyhouse

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Date: April 7th, 2021 12:11 PM
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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:28 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2021 12:05 AM
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Date: April 7th, 2021 12:45 AM
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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:26 AM
Author: aromatic bisexual lodge

Jesus, they’d roped the Kenosha Kid into this too? “I thought you were supposed to be in jail. Has your trial even started yet?”

“And I thought you were supposed to be a cop. Is this how a cop behaves.”

Derek chuckled again. “Actually, yeah. Pretty much. Besides, I’m not a cop anymore. They took my badge.”

“They take your balls too?”

“Kyle, enough!” the portly man snapped. His eyes narrowed on Derek. “It wasn’t your badge they took—it was theirs. They just lent it to you. And it wasn’t what made you a cop. Take it from us, you don’t need a badge to be a hero. Cop or no, there are still bad guys out there. One in particular.”

“Oh yeah?” Derek smirked. Heroes? Bad guys? This guy was as crazy as they said on TV. “And what did this bad guy do?”

“Nothing. That’s just the thing. He didn’t do nothing.”

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Date: April 7th, 2021 9:26 AM
Author: Obsidian histrionic heaven sneaky criminal

Chauvin turned the bottle of hooch on its side on the bar top. It lay there, like some con waiting for the bracelets. Grimacing he gave it a spin. His fate had been decided by wilder things, he figured. Why not this. Bottle points at the bar, here he would stay. Clem wouldnt even mind if he slept in the backroom. Bottle points out the door... well. Things might get interesting.

The bottle nose, snub and silent, spun until it found its final resting place -- pointing right out the double doors of Clem's joint. The Minneapolis streets, still wet. So this was it. He would go with them.

He stuck his mitts into his pockets. Didn't want anyone to see them trembling. Especially not the kid. Christ, the kid was young. The trembling continued. It was the drink, Chauvin told himself. Just the drink, not nerves.

The three cut an unlikely figure as they stepped into the streets. Chauvin looked for their ride. But there was no heap anywhere. He heard a rustling from underneath the streetlight around the corner, on Price. They led that way and he followed.

"You ready?" the fat one said.

"Horses?" Chauvin blinked.

Some litter rolled past their feet, blown ragged in the wind. A burger wrapper. Down the block a streetlight fizzed out.

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Date: April 7th, 2021 4:32 PM
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Date: April 6th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: Garnet business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42231747)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 2:48 PM
Author: hyperactive bossy corner

New New Hollywood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42231759)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 4:28 PM
Author: Mildly autistic voyeur affirmative action

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42232441)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 2:48 PM
Author: wonderful pervert crotch



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Date: April 6th, 2021 2:49 PM
Author: white skinny woman



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Date: April 6th, 2021 2:49 PM
Author: Splenetic coral gas station personal credit line



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Date: April 6th, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: curious coffee pot indirect expression

To be fair,

"Look fellas, I'm really not in the mood for any of this crap, OK?" Chauvin growled in a low voice, swiftly motioning for Clem to come grab his card. "I'm out of that game. Done. Sure, I had my moment, and sure, it was good and fun while it lasted... but it's over now. It's over, and I'm -- I'm just old and alone."

It wasn't until Clem drew near that Chauvin realized something seemed oddly different about him tonight. Even in the dim light, his dark eyes seemed to twinkle behind his thick spectacles, and an almost imperceptible smirk seemed to light up his otherwise sallow and sagging face. He leaned forward and clasped Chauvin's shoulder with his left hand as he slammed another shot of whiskey down on the bar with his right.

"And what exactly's wrong with 'old and alone', partner? Look, your money's no good in here tonight. I don't need your $5 -- I've still got my own, after all."

"Clem, I can't, you know I don-"

"Name's not really Clem, brother," the aged barhand murmured softly, winking mischievously at the two other men standing behind Chauvin as he squeezed Chauvin's shoulder in an oddly paternal manner. "And now that you've Seen Kyle, hurry up and take that shot -- you don't look too bad, so have another. We've got a lot to discuss and we need to 'Goetz going,' heh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42232094)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 3:54 PM
Author: maroon tripping antidepressant drug french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42232217)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: heady roommate candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42234238)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dashing Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42232225)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Fluffy Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42232466)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 4:40 PM
Author: provocative senate black woman



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Date: April 6th, 2021 4:45 PM
Author: Flirting wild stag film sound barrier

this is vintage xo greatness i haven't seen in some time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42232502)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Splenetic coral gas station personal credit line



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Indecent jade multi-billionaire nibblets



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Date: April 6th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: maroon tripping antidepressant drug french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42234680)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: heady roommate candlestick maker



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Date: April 7th, 2021 12:07 AM
Author: saffron razzmatazz private investor abode

this is going viral on the autoadmit twitter acccount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42234764)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: Filthy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42237223)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 4:33 PM
Author: cerebral wine native



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Date: April 6th, 2021 4:45 PM
Author: Poppy coiffed boiling water stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42232511)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Nofapping garrison old irish cottage



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: heady roommate candlestick maker



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Date: April 7th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Excitant twinkling uncleanness



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Date: April 7th, 2021 12:12 AM
Author: thirsty mother

They need to swing by St. Louis and pick up Darren Wilson, the OG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42234786)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 12:46 AM
Author: Charismatic gunner step-uncle's house

I knew this thread was going to be great as soon as I saw it on the front page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42234934)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 1:39 AM
Author: Irradiated athletic conference tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42235085)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 9:27 AM
Author: painfully honest aphrodisiac cuckold



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: sable set organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42236233)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:47 AM
Author: green institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42236344)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:56 AM
Author: fighting site ladyboy



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:58 AM
Author: maize hairy legs market

LMAO at this reptile fantasy. Zimmerman walked because there was no video and there were no eyewitnesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42236409)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: Stirring trust fund turdskin

He walked bc Trayvon was beating the shit out of him like an ape

https://www.cnn.com/2012/12/03/justice/george-zimmerman-photo/index.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42236435)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: maize hairy legs market

He was lucky nobody saw it go down and lived except him. It's that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42236463)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: saffron razzmatazz private investor abode

no, other ppl saw it and conformed his account

sorry, Thugvon and Floyd weren't the saints the media told you they were

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42238390)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 2:06 PM
Author: Frum fiercely-loyal principal's office

Lol leave it to some lib retard to shit up a great thread

Zimmerman walked because the stupid nigger kid chimped out and got got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42237310)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: free-loading stage stain



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Date: April 7th, 2021 1:51 PM
Author: Mauve Zombie-like Stead Water Buffalo

"A theam?" Chauvin lisped.

"Not just any team, a soccer team!" bellowed the rotund Hispanian.

*shoves soccer ball into Chauvins abdomen*

*Chauvin yields, gasping for air, winded and grounded*

"We've been to every fag joint in town and gathered the most virile gays. But you Chauvin--you will be our shining star!"

Silhouettes of towering lardos slowly emerged from Chauvin's peripheral vision as he peered towards the heavens.

"Y-You're here to help?" cried Chauvin. "I can't breathe..."

"Yes, we are here...to help. Where we're going, we don't need air to breathe!"

"Three, two, one, STIM!"

Volleys of what appeared to be a viscous white liquid started gushing from all angles. Our hero Chauvin could no longer hear or see or think...or breathe. The liquid drowned the room. 'This is it' he thought. 'This is...the end'

And in a flash, Chauvin snapped awake from his nightmare. "Thank god its over!" Chauvin let out an exasperated laugh.

"I don't remember my bedroom being white. Wait, this room isn't white!"

He gathered himself and started feeling out his environs. It went completely around. "This is, this is, this is a tube! And--and..."

He moved his hand away from his eyes, as it faded into nothingness. "The white is the fluid? Am I breathing this fluid?"

He launched himself at the walls of the tube. He could finally see beyond. "Another tube? Another, like me? No, wait this one...this one is different!"

The fleshy silhouette inside the adjacent tube slowly bounced towards Chauvin. A silhouette gained clarity as something otherworldly, imprinted into his eyes for eternity. Horror show.

"A buttocks on one end, and a tongue on another."

A familiar voice. The Hispanian!

"...one of my earlier experiments."

The fleshy abomination stopped moving and pointed its tonguehole towards our hero. "I aM PeTeRMaN. YoU WiLL LeArN tO LoVe mE! LoVvVvVvVvVe mE!" It rotated asswise and let off a loudening hiss. Impeding doom. The tongue-buttocks began violently gyrating, then in a few split moments, it grew tenfold in size and exploded. A slurry of satanic entrails and parasites painted the adjacent tube entirely red. Most appeared to be harvested mechanically, whatever was left, slowly coalesced. Coalesced back into another otherworldly tongue-buttocks.

"This is how gays reproduce. How do you expect to form a soccer team if gays cannot reproduce? We would only have two players! You need at least seven for a team you stupid gringo!" The Hispanian sighs. "God you're stupid!"

The adrenaline is wearing off. Reality sets in. Encased in a crystal prison, entombed by gallons of semen. Tubes inserted into every orifice. Rainbow suspenders. A 24/7 Drilldo massage. A switch is flicked and everything is now pitch black. Pitch black except for the rows and rows of seemingly infinite bioluminescent tongue-buttocks bouncing off the tube walls in perpetuity. Chauvin hears footsteps of a man walking away. He smiles. "The metamorphosis has just begun!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42237213)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 2:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring learning disabled bawdyhouse

The lib comedian’s mind at work, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42237293)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: sable set organic girlfriend

jesus christ. whatever that was, it was poasted in poor taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42237317)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring learning disabled bawdyhouse

Someone spent like 20 minutes of their life on that slop lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42238102)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: maroon tripping antidepressant drug french chef



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Date: April 11th, 2021 4:19 PM
Author: Sickened khaki brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42259737)



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Date: April 11th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Charismatic gunner step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42260448)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: adventurous keepsake machete den



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Date: April 7th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Frum fiercely-loyal principal's office

cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42237316)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 4:39 PM
Author: passionate insecure community account field

blank this or have a mod delete it tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42238417)



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Date: April 11th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring learning disabled bawdyhouse

Sad that this absurdly unfunny attempt at lib “humor” may have had its intended effect and killed an otherwise 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42259354)



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Date: April 11th, 2021 6:49 PM
Author: Charismatic gunner step-uncle's house

this is the equivalent of graffiti on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42260458)



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Date: April 11th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: Flirting wild stag film sound barrier

i'm glad this got poasted. it's a monument to how humorless libs are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42260528)



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Date: April 15th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Orange elastic band mental disorder

great post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804566&forum_id=2#42284699)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: heady roommate candlestick maker



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Date: April 15th, 2021 12:12 PM
Author: Obsidian histrionic heaven sneaky criminal



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Date: April 20th, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: BEAVER



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