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here is what chauvin needs to do to win

His lawyer needs to find some way to allow him to kneel on s...
Curious Dun Point
  04/06/21
Gerry Spence-esque
fragrant mentally impaired coffee pot
  04/07/21
Weren't there 3 cops holding him down? When you're lying on ...
Aromatic Rigpig Patrolman
  04/07/21
Jury sees Chauvin get erect
exhilarant snowy den laser beams
  04/06/21
So we've reached "bargaining"?
yellow slap-happy wagecucks twinkling uncleanness
  04/06/21
I personally will volunteer to fly out to Minneapolis and ha...
Curious Dun Point
  04/06/21
Prosbro only needs to prove that it was a substantial factor...
exciting brass stage voyeur
  04/06/21
If the due says "I felt fine, my breathing wasn't affec...
Curious Dun Point
  04/06/21
Dude. That’s not going to happen. The objection is cal...
180 filthy marketing idea
  04/07/21
But but but by the time the objection is sustained, jury bro...
Curious Dun Point
  04/07/21
Nope it just doesn’t work like that. Everyone who is a...
180 filthy marketing idea
  04/07/21
"it's nbd, just unring the bell!" (dumbass)
Unholy dilemma jew
  04/07/21
Do u even jury trial?
180 filthy marketing idea
  04/07/21
you say it would be crazy, but what would be the basis of th...
Curious Dun Point
  04/07/21
I’m not explaining this any further. I can only do on...
180 filthy marketing idea
  04/07/21
You seem like an abject idiot.
green masturbator
  04/08/21
no, he's just beta and sanction cucked. if I knew the knee r...
Curious Dun Point
  04/08/21
Good attys risk sanctions on occasion. But this is not that....
180 filthy marketing idea
  04/08/21
Hint: the foundation for eyewitness testimony is "I was...
green masturbator
  04/08/21
Exactly. The "there" is underneath Chauvin's knee.
Curious Dun Point
  04/08/21
But you can’t I ring the bell, friend.
floppy black church
  04/08/21
"objection your honor this would help the defendant win...
Unholy dilemma jew
  04/07/21
If this were proposed it would be denied 10 times out of ten...
180 filthy marketing idea
  04/07/21
it is telling that no one has actually tried to refute my ar...
Curious Dun Point
  04/07/21
Yeah. You are right. You are a goddamn genius. Well done.
180 filthy marketing idea
  04/07/21
This frustration you’re feeling in this subthread, whe...
pearl racy locale
  04/08/21
Lmao this is spaceporn.
Haunting rehab
  04/07/21
All correct. Also obj to foundation in this hypo. It&rsq...
180 filthy marketing idea
  04/07/21
...
Territorial sickened famous landscape painting
  04/07/21
COPS HAVE KILLED FOLKS JUST BY KNEELING ON THE BACK WHILE TH...
hyperventilating thriller jewess heaven
  04/06/21
It would be wild if OP's insane idiotic scheme were permitte...
yellow slap-happy wagecucks twinkling uncleanness
  04/06/21
There would be immunity for the second killing under the lit...
Curious Dun Point
  04/06/21
Maybe could get a mistrial on the basis that the jury was pr...
yellow slap-happy wagecucks twinkling uncleanness
  04/06/21
but but but defensebro opened the door
Curious Dun Point
  04/06/21
How to THINK like a lawyer!
Jade ape center
  04/07/21
legit loled
Unholy dilemma jew
  04/07/21
...
Light Hateful Cruise Ship
  04/07/21
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razzmatazz dull station internal respiration
  04/07/21
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mildly autistic drab property
  04/07/21
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Concupiscible alpha
  04/07/21
Haha, this is the only way to ensure that Chauvin doesn't di...
Curious Dun Point
  04/07/21
The whole trial is centered on whether Chauvin's hold is so ...
green masturbator
  04/08/21
lol
Nudist scourge upon the earth
  04/07/21
...
well-lubricated genital piercing senate
  04/08/21
...
nofapping ticket booth
  04/08/21
...
cream tanning salon stain
  04/06/21
Should have had Mercil demonstrate on the defense attorney b...
green masturbator
  04/07/21
Fuck that's pretty good
aphrodisiac volcanic crater school
  04/08/21
the trial should last 10 minutes with chauvin being held dow...
lavender bearded chapel becky
  04/07/21
there is something to this when you get "blood choked&...
Mustard dysfunction space
  04/07/21
Are you an autism bro? Not being smart or disagreeing w u, ...
180 filthy marketing idea
  04/08/21
i'll get back to you when i'm done stimming.
Mustard dysfunction space
  04/08/21
...
180 filthy marketing idea
  04/08/21
Cr
180 filthy marketing idea
  04/08/21
(Essex County Massachusetts District Attorney)
infuriating reading party
  04/08/21
...
Concupiscible alpha
  04/08/21
YOU CAN STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL BUT I WON'T BACK ...
pea-brained hot crackhouse
  04/08/21
i will only allow this if it's the mousy/milfy female prosec...
motley orange garrison mexican
  04/08/21
if the knee don't choke, you must revoke
Supple principal's office
  04/08/21


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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:09 PM
Author: Curious Dun Point

His lawyer needs to find some way to allow him to kneel on someone's neck/shoulder in the same way as he is depicted doing in the infamous videos. If Chauvin appears to be doing exactly the same thing to someone in the courtroom as he had done to Floyd, and if that person in the courtroom experiences no trouble breathing, then that fact, per se, creates reasonable doubt. This would obviously be procedurally unorthodox (though somewhat similar to when OJ tried on the glove), but there has to be a way to do it, given the stakes at trial, and given that it goes to the very issue at the heart of the trial. Perhaps he can even do it on the jury members.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42234142)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:31 PM
Author: fragrant mentally impaired coffee pot

Gerry Spence-esque

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240403)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Aromatic Rigpig Patrolman

Weren't there 3 cops holding him down? When you're lying on your stomach, breathing is naturally more difficult. If you have 3 men holding you down that's going to complicate things more.

https://prnt.sc/116ze84

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240404)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: exhilarant snowy den laser beams

Jury sees Chauvin get erect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42234147)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: yellow slap-happy wagecucks twinkling uncleanness

So we've reached "bargaining"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42234154)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Curious Dun Point

I personally will volunteer to fly out to Minneapolis and have him do it to me, and I will testify (assuming I survive) as to the effect it had on me. But how could something like this NOT be done, given how central it is to the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42234160)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:15 PM
Author: exciting brass stage voyeur

Prosbro only needs to prove that it was a substantial factor in causing the death, doesn't need to prove that it would always cause death in any random person. Including one without the same drug and health problems. A shooting is also not not a murder just because some people survive a shot to the same body part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42234171)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: Curious Dun Point

If the due says "I felt fine, my breathing wasn't affected at all" then it creates dat reasonable doubt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42234191)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: 180 filthy marketing idea

Dude. That’s not going to happen. The objection is called “lack of foundation.” Look it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240353)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: Curious Dun Point

But but but by the time the objection is sustained, jury bros will have seen it and will not be able to forget it, despite instructions by the judge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240358)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:26 PM
Author: 180 filthy marketing idea

Nope it just doesn’t work like that. Everyone who is a trial lawyer aka real lawyer knows that shit wouldn’t fly under the rules of evidence. And trying to do some dumb shit like that wouldn’t happen but if it did happen notwithstanding that it’s sanctionable conduct even to make the attempt, it’s raised outside of the presence of the jury. And if god forbid something like that would be raised in the presence of the jury, which it wouldn’t, a forceful explanation of the nature of the objection by the prosecutors as part of the objection would deflate any potential damage.

Make all the dumb but but buts you want. You obviously know nothing about trying a jury case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240385)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:27 PM
Author: Unholy dilemma jew

"it's nbd, just unring the bell!"

(dumbass)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240388)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:30 PM
Author: 180 filthy marketing idea

Do u even jury trial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240398)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:33 PM
Author: Curious Dun Point

you say it would be crazy, but what would be the basis of the objection? "Lack of foundation", you say in conclusory fashion? Explain exactly what you mean. There would be an abundance of foundation: (a) Chauvin is in the very same position relative to someone's neck as he had been with Floyd; (b) the effect of being in such a position is what the whole trial is about; (c) the witness in the courtroom on whose neck Chauvin kneeled would be testifying about the effect of being in such a position; and (d) the witness would have actual knowledge of the effect of being in such a position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240412)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:36 PM
Author: 180 filthy marketing idea

I’m not explaining this any further. I can only do one or two back and forths on this. Look it up. See if you can figure it out yourself. I bet you can(‘t).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240430)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:10 AM
Author: green masturbator

You seem like an abject idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240543)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: Curious Dun Point

no, he's just beta and sanction cucked. if I knew the knee restraint was flame, I would absolutely do everything in could to make that point to the jury to save my guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240581)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:31 AM
Author: 180 filthy marketing idea

Good attys risk sanctions on occasion. But this is not that. By any measure or on any level. You don’t do something dumb w no payoff and no chance of success w multiple downsides. I can’t explain it any more.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240598)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:25 AM
Author: green masturbator

Hint: the foundation for eyewitness testimony is "I was there"

xoxo

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240710)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 9:55 AM
Author: Curious Dun Point

Exactly. The "there" is underneath Chauvin's knee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42241610)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:19 AM
Author: floppy black church

But you can’t I ring the bell, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240569)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:37 PM
Author: Unholy dilemma jew

"objection your honor this would help the defendant win!"

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240433)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:48 PM
Author: 180 filthy marketing idea

If this were proposed it would be denied 10 times out of ten. Because every real life atty knows this, it would also possibly be sanctionable. There is no way to have an adequate foundation under the hypothetical as presented. Every atty trying the case knows as much and it isn’t even a Hail Mary.

Bringing this dumb idea up or proposing it risks a mistrial. More realistically it would be corrected by instruction by A now visibly pissed off judge and the prosecutors would be sure to flip the script on the argument in closing.

I think you are trolling jurisprudence or more likely you just don’t try jury cases.

Anyway, so now I’m going to get a bunch of retard takes rife w straw arguments and misunderstanding of what evidence is etc.

sure op, your a goddamn legal genius and they should have you trying the case. In fact, your technique here could work every single time. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240459)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Curious Dun Point

it is telling that no one has actually tried to refute my argument about foundation, as opposed to just saying it's too unconventional, idiosyncratic, etc. remember, this dude's freedom is on the line, and there is a simple experiment that can be done that will shed light on the salient issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240472)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: 180 filthy marketing idea

Yeah. You are right. You are a goddamn genius. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240474)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:37 AM
Author: pearl racy locale

This frustration you’re feeling in this subthread, where you’re asking yourself “how can this guy be so stupid, really, is he just playing dumb to troll me ...”

yeah this is exactly what everyone else on the bort experiences when trying to engage with you on pretty much any topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42241799)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:58 PM
Author: Haunting rehab

Lmao this is spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240498)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: 180 filthy marketing idea

All correct.

Also obj to foundation in this hypo. It’s an o I one objection that would have to be made and sustained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240352)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 3:40 AM
Author: Territorial sickened famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42235256)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating thriller jewess heaven

COPS HAVE KILLED FOLKS JUST BY KNEELING ON THE BACK WHILE THEY ARE HANDCUFFED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8nLMeyejOM&t=1037s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42234177)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:23 PM
Author: yellow slap-happy wagecucks twinkling uncleanness

It would be wild if OP's insane idiotic scheme were permitted and Chauvin killed ANOTHER guy, and then they had to have a second murder trial INSIDE of the first murder trial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42234210)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:24 PM
Author: Curious Dun Point

There would be immunity for the second killing under the litigation privilege

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42234213)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: yellow slap-happy wagecucks twinkling uncleanness

Maybe could get a mistrial on the basis that the jury was prejudiced after watching the defendant murder a dude in cold blood right in the courtroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42234245)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:33 PM
Author: Curious Dun Point

but but but defensebro opened the door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42234267)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:35 PM
Author: Jade ape center

How to THINK like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240422)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Unholy dilemma jew

legit loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240356)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:21 PM
Author: Light Hateful Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240360)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz dull station internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240479)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 3:23 AM
Author: mildly autistic drab property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42235240)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42235243)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: Curious Dun Point

Haha, this is the only way to ensure that Chauvin doesn't die in prison, and you think it is "insane idiotic." the whole trial is centered on the question of whether Chauvin's position relative to a person's neck/back affects breathing; and you are saying it would be "insane idiotic" to re-enact that scenario in court so that its actual effect could be explained through testimony. You think it was "insane idiotic" for OJ's lawyers to ask him to try on the glove?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240310)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:50 AM
Author: green masturbator

The whole trial is centered on whether Chauvin's hold is so outside the scope of his law enforcement duties that it constitutes felony assault. Felony assault causing death = second degree murder.

Your point has more to do with the known likelihood of death from his actions w/r/t the third-degree murder count. If his actions were not "calculated to put the lives of others in jeopardy . . . evincing a mind depraved and regardless of human life [such as that] malice . . . might be inferred from the perpetration of such an act," State v. Weltz, 155 Minn. 143, 145-46 (1923), then it isn't DHM/Murder-3.

While your point is relevant and well-taken, it pertains solely to the late-added charge. It's a stretch to say the whole trial is centered on it.

(I may be the only person on the board to have litigated DHM -- got no PC on it at preliminary hearing, client ended up pleading guilty to invol m/s and got less than five years.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240757)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:16 PM
Author: Nudist scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240340)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:38 AM
Author: well-lubricated genital piercing senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240740)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:07 AM
Author: nofapping ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42241670)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:33 PM
Author: cream tanning salon stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42234270)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 12:34 AM
Author: green masturbator

Should have had Mercil demonstrate on the defense attorney based on the timeline in the photos (most of which don't show a neck restraint).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42234899)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac volcanic crater school

Fuck that's pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240729)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: lavender bearded chapel becky

the trial should last 10 minutes with chauvin being held down -- if he pops right back up he should walk; if he dies, that saves everyone the trouble of sending him 2 jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240485)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:58 PM
Author: Mustard dysfunction space

there is something to this

when you get "blood choked", you don't let it passively happen. you fight it. that may be just pulling at the arm choking you, but if you have a knee on your neck doing it, you will not just sit by idly and let it knock you out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240497)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:06 AM
Author: 180 filthy marketing idea

Are you an autism bro? Not being smart or disagreeing w u, just curious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240528)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:39 AM
Author: Mustard dysfunction space

i'll get back to you when i'm done stimming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240610)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:44 AM
Author: 180 filthy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240625)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:01 AM
Author: 180 filthy marketing idea

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240509)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:17 AM
Author: infuriating reading party

(Essex County Massachusetts District Attorney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240562)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42241639)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: pea-brained hot crackhouse

YOU CAN STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL

BUT I WON'T BACK DOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240602)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:41 AM
Author: motley orange garrison mexican

i will only allow this if it's the mousy/milfy female prosecutor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42240743)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 9:58 AM
Author: Supple principal's office

if the knee don't choke, you must revoke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4804927&forum_id=2#42241625)