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Down syndrome chick at my workplace wants my dick

i started working overnight shift at a big box store on mond...
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Date: January 19th, 2022 1:48 AM
Author: Mauve Concupiscible Resort

i started working overnight shift at a big box store on monday. yesterday, i was in the breakroom trying to eat my breakfast and all the tables were full except the one with the downie chick. i asked if i could sit down to eat, but i couldn't make out what she said. i nodded and sat down anyway.

maybe 10 sec later, a beep goes off and she gets up to retrieve a sausage biscuit from the breakroom microwave. i couldn't help but notice that she had a decent body, but make no mistake, her face looked absolutely busted.

when she sat back down, she started eating and a few sec later also footsieing me. i looked down to find her ballet flat slowly rubbing back and forth against my steel toe work boot. i locked eyes with her and we both started laughing.

out of the corner of my eye, i noticed my boss entering the breakroom, and he yelled for me to help out another dept that was shortstaffed unload a truck. i said "see you around" and she replied "seeuh yur rooown." we'll see what unfolds.

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Date: January 19th, 2022 4:55 AM
Author: pontificating garrison

"i said "see you around" and she replied "seeuh yur rooown." we'll see what unfolds."

Yup, I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5010893&forum_id=2#43807895)



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Date: January 19th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Hairless rambunctious quadroon water buffalo



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Date: January 19th, 2022 8:10 AM
Author: Balding violent menage



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Date: January 20th, 2022 12:11 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2022 1:51 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2022 2:57 AM
Author: dashing hissy fit organic girlfriend

I think the paralyzed lady next door wants me...she is paralyzed from guillan barre by the vaxx...but she is hitting on me...please advise

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Date: January 19th, 2022 2:58 AM
Author: Big locus boiling water

u should be on a watch list

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Date: January 19th, 2022 3:13 AM
Author: vigorous buff cumskin stead

ok i laughed pretty hard

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Date: January 19th, 2022 4:19 AM
Author: Lascivious Box Office



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Date: January 19th, 2022 3:16 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Hairless rambunctious quadroon water buffalo

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Date: January 19th, 2022 7:44 AM
Author: Floppy Useless Brakes



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Date: January 19th, 2022 7:50 AM
Author: sooty weed whacker goyim

C'mon, do the chick a favor...buy her a MassageEnvy gift card for V-Day

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Date: January 19th, 2022 8:19 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2022 11:41 AM
Author: ungodly twinkling uncleanness stag film

lmao

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Date: January 19th, 2022 11:54 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: 180 demanding legal warrant

she's probably more trad than average broad anyway, wife immediately

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Date: January 19th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Translucent glittery kitchen



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Date: January 19th, 2022 6:05 PM
Author: Mauve Concupiscible Resort



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Date: January 19th, 2022 6:08 PM
Author: Passionate theatre

Subbed

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Date: January 19th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Snowy Adventurous Hospital Generalized Bond



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Date: January 19th, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: Mauve Concupiscible Resort



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Date: January 19th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored genital piercing lettuce

chad her

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Date: January 19th, 2022 11:15 PM
Author: turquoise haunting corner



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Date: January 19th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating feces pocket flask

(Kurt Cobain)

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Date: January 19th, 2022 11:17 PM
Author: Walnut tattoo

180

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Date: January 19th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: thriller nursing home

This kind of thing was funny in my teens and 20s but now life seems too fragile and random to tempt fate like this. Idk what happened I never thought I’d be that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5010893&forum_id=2#43813129)



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Date: January 19th, 2022 11:56 PM
Author: ungodly twinkling uncleanness stag film

i've reread this thread at least 4x. so effortless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5010893&forum_id=2#43813225)



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Date: January 20th, 2022 12:28 AM
Author: vigorous buff cumskin stead

the two details I like best about this story are the downie girl heating up a sausage biscuit and then her wearing ballet flats. That's exactly the type of shoe I can imagine housing a big smelly down's foot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5010893&forum_id=2#43813331)