Date: June 29th, 2022 7:15 AM
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Date: June 19th, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: thirsty soul-stirring hospital
Write a metered rhyming poem parodying Rudyard Kipling poem, "Tommy," which parody is about an Indian-American attorney named Tommy Turdskin who loves fresh juice and hates white people (whom he calls "birdshits").
Tommy Turdskin, attorney at law
Loves his fresh orange juice, hates the birdshits
"I'll never understand these birdshits," he said
"They're always taking, never giving
They think they're so smart and clever
But they're nothing but a bunch of slobs
They're always making a mess
And they never clean up their act
I'm done with these birdshits
I'm moving to a place where there's no such thing"
But as he packed his bags and left
He realized he'd miss the birdshits
After all, they were the only ones
Who would put up with his crap
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