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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
coiffed market weed whacker
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
bull headed apoplectic newt
  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
coiffed market weed whacker
  01/03/23
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gold comical french chef quadroon
  01/03/23
Holy shit
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Lilac house
  01/04/23
alright, im a tranny advocate now
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  01/04/23
anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
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  01/04/23
everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
bull headed apoplectic newt
  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
translucent tank new version
  01/04/23
(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
bull headed apoplectic newt
  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
translucent tank new version
  01/04/23
more than u are, yes
bull headed apoplectic newt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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Bistre laughsome cruise ship affirmative action
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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  04/23/24
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QUotemo positivity
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The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
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it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
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when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: coiffed market weed whacker

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: bull headed apoplectic newt

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: coiffed market weed whacker

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: gold comical french chef quadroon

180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: coiffed market weed whacker

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: Lilac house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: orange concupiscible water buffalo cuckoldry

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: translucent tank new version

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: bull headed apoplectic newt

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: translucent tank new version

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: bull headed apoplectic newt

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: translucent tank new version

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: bull headed apoplectic newt

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: Navy Trailer Park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206733)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: bull headed apoplectic newt



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: citrine diverse cuck goyim



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: Lilac house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603607)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: orange concupiscible water buffalo cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620711)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: titillating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620846)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: galvanic erotic alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620946)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: dead location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736856)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: seedy burgundy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736859)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: bull headed apoplectic newt



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: bull headed apoplectic newt



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: jet territorial sandwich boistinker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: turquoise electric furnace

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Soul-stirring shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739308)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: Ruby impressive people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603641)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: Bistre laughsome cruise ship affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739301)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Indigo odious rigor gas station

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: Crawly Mother Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739457)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: dead location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739630)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: dead location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45742027)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: dead location



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: dead location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45835222)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: dead location



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: adventurous mauve cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219260)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: dead location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376237)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: seedy burgundy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376245)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: dead location



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Metal Business Firm Mexican

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: dead location

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Big flushed turdskin psychic



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Stirring know-it-all crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604038)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring shitlib

(rat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604053)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Vermilion volcanic crater



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Vermilion volcanic crater

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: orange concupiscible water buffalo cuckoldry

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Stirring know-it-all crackhouse

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: orange concupiscible water buffalo cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620938)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring shitlib

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001)