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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
sable telephone mad-dog skullcap
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
Vibrant geriatric mexican
  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
sable telephone mad-dog skullcap
  01/03/23
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nighttime locus
  01/03/23
Holy shit
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cerebral deer antler
  01/04/23
alright, im a tranny advocate now
Filthy Business Firm
  01/04/23
anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
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everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
Vibrant geriatric mexican
  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
Soggy lavender round eye affirmative action
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(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
Vibrant geriatric mexican
  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
Soggy lavender round eye affirmative action
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more than u are, yes
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180
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
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when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: sable telephone mad-dog skullcap

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: Vibrant geriatric mexican

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736910)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: sable telephone mad-dog skullcap

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: nighttime locus

180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: sable telephone mad-dog skullcap

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: cerebral deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Filthy Business Firm

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: Soggy lavender round eye affirmative action

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Vibrant geriatric mexican

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Soggy lavender round eye affirmative action

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Vibrant geriatric mexican

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Soggy lavender round eye affirmative action

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Vibrant geriatric mexican

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: pearly travel guidebook trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206733)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Vibrant geriatric mexican



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: chartreuse haunted graveyard chapel



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: cerebral deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603607)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Filthy Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620711)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620846)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: titillating office yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620946)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736856)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: hot twinkling windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736859)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: Vibrant geriatric mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736872)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Vibrant geriatric mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736908)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: irradiated emerald bawdyhouse volcanic crater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: At-the-ready double fault water buffalo

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: bronze outnumbered heaven useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739308)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603641)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: mahogany trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739301)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Transparent Circlehead

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: jet tanning salon famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739457)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739630)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic background story



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic background story



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45835222)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219210)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: Duck-like cream address



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376237)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: hot twinkling windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376245)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic background story



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: brilliant locale coldplay fan

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic background story

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sexy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603847)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: ebony boyish mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604038)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: bronze outnumbered heaven useless brakes

(rat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604053)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: exciting stag film incel



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: exciting stag film incel

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Filthy Business Firm

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: ebony boyish mediation

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Filthy Business Firm



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: bronze outnumbered heaven useless brakes

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001)