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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
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  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
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  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
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  01/04/23
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  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
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  01/04/23
(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
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  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
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more than u are, yes
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: fragrant splenetic immigrant center

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: Godawful forum faggot firefighter

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: fragrant splenetic immigrant center

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: Lascivious Copper Set Telephone

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: fragrant splenetic immigrant center

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: Amber hairraiser yarmulke personal credit line



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Bearded Rehab Milk

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: magenta flickering coldplay fan

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Godawful forum faggot firefighter

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: magenta flickering coldplay fan

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: Godawful forum faggot firefighter

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: magenta flickering coldplay fan

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Godawful forum faggot firefighter

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: pearl university philosopher-king

180

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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Godawful forum faggot firefighter



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Histrionic lay codepig

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: 180 hissy fit



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: abnormal filthpig love of her life

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: learning disabled school cafeteria pozpig

QUotemo positivity

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: vigorous silver stead

(rat)

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Awkward Mahogany Electric Furnace

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Bearded Rehab Milk

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Carmine Cracking Pistol Orchestra Pit

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: vigorous silver stead

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001)