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180 xo shtick: VASTLY overestimating physical superiority of pro athletes
| dun bearded toaster | 01/14/24 |
| Cracking godawful sandwich | 01/14/24 |
| titillating business firm | 01/14/24 |
| dun bearded toaster | 01/14/24 |
| titillating business firm | 01/14/24 |
| trip jap ape | 01/14/24 |
| obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage | 01/16/24 |
| dun bearded toaster | 01/15/24 |
| motley kitchen | 01/15/24 |
| Spectacular Slimy Pistol | 01/15/24 |
| dun bearded toaster | 01/15/24 |
| Arousing lavender marketing idea orchestra pit | 01/15/24 |
| motley kitchen | 01/15/24 |
| obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage | 01/16/24 |
| flesh elastic band | 01/15/24 |
| Greedy School Cafeteria Immigrant | 01/15/24 |
| motley kitchen | 01/15/24 |
| dun bearded toaster | 01/15/24 |
| flirting travel guidebook | 01/15/24 |
| obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage | 01/16/24 |
| appetizing ebony degenerate | 01/16/24 |
| dun bearded toaster | 01/16/24 |
| violet therapy | 01/17/24 |
| Ultramarine charismatic church building | 01/15/24 |
| Dead jade senate | 01/15/24 |
| soul-stirring medicated meetinghouse | 01/15/24 |
| violet therapy | 01/16/24 |
| obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage | 01/16/24 |
| cordovan fragrant dilemma ladyboy | 01/15/24 |
| big-titted hissy fit national | 01/15/24 |
| dun bearded toaster | 01/15/24 |
| obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage | 01/16/24 |
| curious hyperactive area | 01/16/24 |
| Greedy School Cafeteria Immigrant | 01/16/24 |
| big magical tank | 01/16/24 |
| Spectacular Slimy Pistol | 01/17/24 |
| obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage | 01/16/24 |
| Multi-colored property | 01/16/24 |
| Dead jade senate | 01/16/24 |
| honey-headed set | 01/16/24 |
| dun bearded toaster | 01/17/24 |
| obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage | 01/17/24 |
| Multi-colored property | 01/17/24 |
| dun bearded toaster | 04/30/24 |
| Dead jade senate | 04/30/24 |
| Duck-like Rehab Becky | 01/16/24 |
| big magical tank | 01/16/24 |
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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:18 PM Author: dun bearded toaster like when somebody poasts a hypo polling xo poasters if they could perform a (usually fairly mundane) feat of athleticism at the professional level. without fail a dozen poasters will say something like “wtf no i would be killed even attempting it!” cracks me up every time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288171) |
Date: January 14th, 2024 10:23 PM Author: Cracking godawful sandwich are you saying that guys at your highschool benched 500 all the time and it was no big deal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288183) |
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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:24 PM Author: titillating business firm There’s no need to exaggerate, or create a strawman poaster who thinks an NFL D lineman is a god.
But no, a typical poster could not routinely break out of his tackle anymore than the lineman could repeatedly score well on a fair iq test, no matter the motivation.
There are natural limits. If you could suffice as an NFL running back, high odds you would be doing that |
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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:28 PM Author: dun bearded toaster this is what i’m talking about. tyft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288200) |
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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:34 PM Author: titillating business firm “If the nations best D lineman were just motivated enough, he could ace a mental test.”
lol
If you’ve ever played sports you know well the funnel. Those that emerge from youth > HS > college > pro sports as excellent aren’t merely better motivated. They’d beat you, badly
Nature has limited your ability |
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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:44 PM Author: trip jap ape To be fair,
I think the problem is that you're talking to a guy who couldn't ace either a physical test or a mental test, if you get my drift |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:08 AM Author: obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293842) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:28 AM Author: dun bearded toaster “If the nations best D lineman were just motivated enough, he could ace a mental test.” lol at this sophistry. this might be a fair comparison if the hypos were for things like “could xo’s best lawyer win the deacon jones award?” instead they’re targeted to the *average* xo poaster about athletic achievements that typically aren’t notable enough to earn a spot on a roster. just the fact that someone is posing the hypos should be proof that they’re open questions. |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:10 AM Author: motley kitchen lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289180) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:13 AM Author: Spectacular Slimy Pistol "But no, a typical poster could not routinely break out of his tackle..."
It's not a strawman, as shown by the heavy lifting "routinely" does in this clause. A hypo gets posted and the thread is swarmed by unathletic nerds insisting that the physical task is an impossibility, that even if given 1000 tries, the tackle cannot be broken. Then even more pile on and insist that the task is genetically impossible, that even with years rigorous training, the tackle could never be broken.
If these poasters would just concede reasonable positions...that yes, the average poaster is not going to consistently break tackles, but can probably do so 25% of the time and eke out an average of 2 yards per carry (not good enough to make a roster, but respectable for a layman), these threads would not reach three-figure poast counts. Years ago there was a thread where many, many xoxoers were insistent that it would be impossible for a poaster to hit an open three in an NBA game...that the shot would be magically blocked from 10 feet away. |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:19 AM Author: dun bearded toaster mfcr. these poasters’ total disconnect from common sense is what makes this genre so funny. it’s not like the hypos are “break the mlb single season home run record” or “score a triple double in ten straight nba games.” honestly i would be surprised if more than one or two active xo poasters could do either of those. but “bat .225 over an mlb season” or “score 10 points in an nba game”? what kind of total loser wouldn’t bet on themselves for those? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288735) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 5:25 AM Author: Arousing lavender marketing idea orchestra pit flame got too obvious with this post. but nice job otherwise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288837) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:11 AM Author: motley kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289187) |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:09 AM Author: obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293847) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 9:24 AM Author: flesh elastic band Cr maybe two poasters, tops, could score a triple double in 10 straight NBA games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289066) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 9:29 AM Author: Greedy School Cafeteria Immigrant earl is a given, obviously, and id bet there are actually a dozen or more poasters besides who could pull that off in regulation nguyen basketball association games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289082) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:10 AM Author: motley kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289183) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 1:49 PM Author: dun bearded toaster yeah, i think two is definitely the upper limit for that achievement, and it’s possible there aren’t even that many. i was worried at first i was being too conservative re: the hr record but the more i think about it the more i believe the odds are no more than two could do that either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289959) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 1:49 PM Author: flirting travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289960) |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:09 AM Author: obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293848) |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:04 AM Author: appetizing ebony degenerate Most NBA players can’t score 10 points in an NBA game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293827) |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:11 PM Author: dun bearded toaster oh wow is that true? then i guess say the hypo was six points in a game or something. idk i’m not really a “sports guy.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297086) |
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Date: January 17th, 2024 1:43 PM Author: violet therapy not really a “sports guy.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47298697) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:20 AM Author: Ultramarine charismatic church building (Guy who played a little college ball) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288737) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 9:35 AM Author: Dead jade senate idk there was one poaster whose wife's favorite ex played in AAA and he struck him out in three straight pitches (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289094) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: soul-stirring medicated meetinghouse "favorite ex" JM even your mundane poasts contain eternal XO gems, you have truly exceeded us. |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:10 AM Author: violet therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293861) |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:19 AM Author: obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293915) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: cordovan fragrant dilemma ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289168) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 1:52 PM Author: big-titted hissy fit national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289978) |
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Date: January 15th, 2024 7:58 PM Author: dun bearded toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47291210) |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:09 AM Author: obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293854) |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:27 AM Author: curious hyperactive area oh man. i love it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293953) |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 9:03 PM Author: Greedy School Cafeteria Immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47296529) |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:49 PM Author: big magical tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297177) |
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Date: January 17th, 2024 9:44 PM Author: Spectacular Slimy Pistol twist: the phrasing of this sentence leaves room for the possibility that the poaster (probably a pumo) is the one who struck out the favorite ex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47300531) |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:10 AM Author: obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage i was actually heavily recruited to play d1 ball but i wanted to avoid cte so i could do scholarship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293860) |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 12:16 PM Author: Multi-colored property Kendall Hinton is a wr who was forced into playing qb for Denver during a covid game. his stats:
rushed twice for 7 yards and completed just one of nine passes for 13 yards with one sack in Denver’s 31-3 loss.
while in high school Kendall was an all state qb with scholarship offers from power five schools. and yet even he struggled to complete an nfl pass.
now please tell me again how some pumo who never even played high school sports is doing anything in the nfl besides getting zherself hurt. |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 1:07 PM Author: Dead jade senate Terrible example. the QB position is all about mental processing, where xoers (high IQ) would obviously excel.
maybe we'd struggle as edge rushers or punt returners but that example is where we'd shine |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:37 PM Author: honey-headed set maybe so, maybe so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297151) |
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Date: January 17th, 2024 2:33 AM Author: dun bearded toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297406) |
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Date: January 17th, 2024 6:14 AM Author: obsidian windowlicker old irish cottage JM is the barristan selmy of poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297504) |
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Date: January 17th, 2024 1:39 PM Author: Multi-colored property either this is flame or you are a fucking retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47298679) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:32 AM Author: dun bearded toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47621020) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:36 AM Author: Dead jade senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47621039) |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:38 PM Author: Duck-like Rehab Becky Don't a bunch of xo posters say they could go pro if they could get a year off from being a lolyer and shit. Am I just imagining all those stupid hypo threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297153) |
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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:50 PM Author: big magical tank At my peak I could have played on a lower table EPL team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297178) |