nd are declared the winner of that debate by either (1) a common consensus of known Sudos on XO who vote in a formal voting thread, or (2) a mutually-agreeable single "judge" who we both agree in advance is qualified and sufficiently impartial to be trusted to adjudicate this matter (you may choose between a or b, but if you choose b, please note that the key word is that we must *both* agree on the judge in advance).

I will also allow you to choose the topic for the debate, although I do reserve veto power if you try to pick a topic that I deem to be super gay or retarded topic and thereby intentionally make a mockery of the entire proceeding.

The current price of SOL is ~$150, which means that the current value of this offer is ~$15,000. I will give you three days to consider and either accept or reject the offer in principle. If you accept in principle, then we move on to ironing out the details and I promise to work with you in good faith publicly here on XO in front of everyone in an effort to try and negotiate a full mutually-agreeable set of terms so that this event can actually happen and you can take your shot at winning 100 SOL. (If we can't ultimately agree on a full set of terms, however, then the offer will fail on that basis.) Also just to be very clear, if this event happens and you are declared to be the loser, you will get nothing... but as we all know, you're a brilliant and highly-trained and very experienced civil litigator while Hegemon is just some midwit meathead army kid who never even went to law school, so I can't imagine that you wouldn't mop the floor with him in the scholarly realm of debate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47487337)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5502904&forum_id=2#47487345)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47487351)

Sure seems like SP should agree to this. He has 100 SOL worth of upside which should be pretty easy for him to win, and basically no downside at all (since he knows that he will do a great job such that even if he loses, he certainly won't embarrass himself in front of everyone).

I don't see why he would possibly say no to this free money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47487360)

That's fair, and that would also put me in a real quandary -- do I veto that topic out of visceral disgust, or do I let it happen and then forward all of his incriminating statements to the local Richmond VA authorities?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47487368)

Now that’s a deal I’d like to step into!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47487374)

Obviously I am making this offer *after* you made your disgusting comments about how you anally rape small children. And no, I didn't threaten to shoot you in the head, I only expressed my fervent wish and desire that someone will hopefully do that at some point.

So do we have an agreement in principle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47487378)

That's one of the details we would need to iron out, but in theory, yes I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47487383)

i said ur quiver of whatever poem thing was cool

i also threatened to fly to ur house and physically penetrate u w my cock irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47487387)

SP, are you also in?

Note that Hegemon is literally willing to volunteer to do this for free. You, on the other hand, stand to make ~$15k for a few hours' work and your participation.

What's the hold up here, big guy? You don't like free money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47487765)

I'd be willing to stake 1,000 SOL at 2:1 odds if SP is willing to put 500 in escrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47488449)

Yeah fuck it, I'm drinking and LFG -- my offer just got upped to 250 SOL.

That's almost $40k at current prices, Christopher L. Spinelli, Esq. of Richmond, VA. This is the easiest money you've ever made; you just have to convince a board filled with your colleagues (or one mutually-agreeable adjudicator who we will jointly pick in advance) that you have beaten some random 23 year old jarhead with a college degree in a single debate *on a topic of your choice*, and the money is yours. Think about what you could use it for! I'll even put it all in escrow in the interim so you know I'm serious.

This is a no-brainer, there's literally no downside for you... just as long as you're positive that you won't fall fall on your face and brutally embarrass yourself while losing badly to a fuckin' kid, that is...

Tick Tock, Chris.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47488589)

I’m not going to repeat the point I already made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47488667)

I'll be honest, this is an even more pathetic showing than I anticipated from you -- and I really do tend to assume you'll pick whatever option minimizes your own dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47488670)

You know that I'm better than you, that's the only explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47488665)

Lmao you literally won't even LET me pay you ~$40k in crypto to debate this random kid on the internet about a topic of your own choosing in front of a bunch of total strangers who you don't even know or (allegedly) care about.

Let that sink in for a minute, Chris.

(And you call yourself a "lawyer.")

Absolutely pathetic.

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47488678)

As for people laughing at you, every sane mentally stable and well adjusted person on here (and there are some) thinks you are a ridiculous clown. 🤡.

Just keep that in mind. We all know enough of your backstory to know what a joke you are.

No one cares what you think, your options are already extremely circumscribed because of your own limitations, and you keep putting your foot in your mouth time and again without even recognizing it. The only people who might feel otherwise on here are outcasts criminals and frauds. Stop making noise on here. It gives normal people a headache.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47488806)

Yeah but where can I get Hegemon's dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47488744)

I truly believe SOL will reach $1000+ at some point in the next few years, which means this will end up being a $250,000 offer for Chris to man up and debate some punk kid on the internet for our amusement.

He's too scared to take me up on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47488860)

Yes, absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47489888)

Settle down Morty, the first step is getting Christopher L. Spinelli to agree to this deal in principle. I don't think he's claimed he doesn't believe I own sufficient SOL (which makes his reluctant to civilly sue me for repeatedly defaming him even stranger, but whatever...).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5503192&forum_id=2#47489928)