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What would you do if you were handed $1million net of taxes today?

$2m? $5m? I am asking for obvious reasons.
Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi
  03/27/24
Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just g...
Disturbing menage tattoo
  03/27/24
I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more si...
Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi
  03/27/24
the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhor...
Impertinent Friendly Grandma Affirmative Action
  03/27/24
man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?
Disturbing menage tattoo
  03/27/24
90/10 equities/fixed income Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equiv...
Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi
  03/27/24
how much of a cash cushion do you keep?
ocher irate sweet tailpipe
  03/27/24
Right now about $85k is in mm
Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi
  03/27/24
man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have...
Disturbing menage tattoo
  03/27/24
No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginnin...
Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi
  03/27/24
yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have inc...
Disturbing menage tattoo
  03/27/24
Yes, I have a job and I work.
Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi
  03/27/24
sooooo goy!
Disturbing menage tattoo
  03/27/24
Start a business on the West Coast
white racy heaven stock car
  03/27/24
park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can bo...
Impertinent Friendly Grandma Affirmative Action
  03/27/24
...
Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi
  03/27/24
Not a single thing would change for me personally in the sho...
spectacular hyperventilating crotch meetinghouse
  03/27/24
Put it into short-term treasuries
Balding Persian
  03/27/24
Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jaco...
gold motley institution milk
  03/27/24
Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend i...
Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi
  03/27/24
so alive, so purposeful.
gold motley institution milk
  03/27/24
alive poaster
Out-of-control gaming laptop gunner
  03/27/24
His wife is infertile
Amethyst stirring wrinkle death wish
  03/27/24
are you some sort of independent producer?
Jet-lagged dashing resort police squad
  03/27/24
"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*
orange learning disabled library
  03/27/24
I know a guy in the valley who is...
gold motley institution milk
  03/28/24
of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production ...
gold motley institution milk
  03/28/24
Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage
Amethyst stirring wrinkle death wish
  03/29/24
Quit my job
coiffed low-t laser beams athletic conference
  03/27/24
In this environment probably throw it into high yield saving...
Light Flatulent Parlor
  03/27/24
poast
Vigorous outnumbered ape
  03/27/24
Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachia...
Histrionic Orchestra Pit
  03/27/24
Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a...
orange learning disabled library
  03/27/24
Move into a nicer place.
Mind-boggling address
  03/27/24
buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexcitin...
Henna at-the-ready theater turdskin
  03/27/24
nothing thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving muc...
cracking greedy giraffe center
  03/27/24
Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and ...
electric pink senate
  03/27/24
That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $...
Light Flatulent Parlor
  03/28/24
...
Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi
  03/28/24
Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is ...
electric pink senate
  03/28/24
U have kids?
Amethyst stirring wrinkle death wish
  03/28/24
Ohhhhhh I'd buy a small home
white racy heaven stock car
  03/28/24
Two girls at one time. I might also pay off my remaining ...
Irradiated crackhouse philosopher-king
  03/29/24
Laurence, you're a fucking genius
High-end lay
  03/29/24
Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming ...
glittery green nursing home old irish cottage
  03/29/24


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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:49 AM
Author: Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi

$2m?

$5m?

I am asking for obvious reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531146)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:50 AM
Author: Disturbing menage tattoo

Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just getting 400k more wld be enough for me... Life is worthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531150)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi

I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more since I last checked. It’s not even real anymore. Still have $440k in debts to pay off and then I owe my kids a living so I will work / save for 35 more years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531163)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:59 AM
Author: Impertinent Friendly Grandma Affirmative Action

the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhorrent, there is an appeal to the no-kidmos being done with life earning by 42

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531168)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:05 AM
Author: Disturbing menage tattoo

man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531306)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi

90/10 equities/fixed income

Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equivalent/VXUS

Outside of these accounts I have a little home equity and a little bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531328)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: ocher irate sweet tailpipe

how much of a cash cushion do you keep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531330)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi

Right now about $85k is in mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531339)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Disturbing menage tattoo

man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have income so thats prob 50% of ur gains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531379)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi

No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginning of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531385)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Disturbing menage tattoo

yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have income and that makes a big diff, if u had no income like me u wld be taking 200k+ a year out of ur NW

im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531387)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi

Yes, I have a job and I work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531388)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Disturbing menage tattoo

sooooo goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531422)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:56 AM
Author: white racy heaven stock car

Start a business on the West Coast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531159)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: Impertinent Friendly Grandma Affirmative Action

park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can borrow against it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531162)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531264)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: spectacular hyperventilating crotch meetinghouse

Not a single thing would change for me personally in the short run, but in the long long run it would provide some additional cushion and investment returns and resources for my children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531340)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: Balding Persian

Put it into short-term treasuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531341)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: gold motley institution milk

Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jacobs film shooting this Summer in Germany and sell that fucker at Berlinale '25.

Bankroll my own film slate fund instead of hitting up the p/e crowd im talking to right now.

Pay off my aunt's house.

Fly my extended family out to Europe and get a chateau so all the cousins and all their kids can relax together and make some memories like we used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531367)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi

Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend it on. That’s cool man. Does it make you feel alive? Are you filled with purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531370)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: gold motley institution milk

so alive, so purposeful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531380)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Out-of-control gaming laptop gunner

alive poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531579)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Amethyst stirring wrinkle death wish

His wife is infertile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531719)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Jet-lagged dashing resort police squad

are you some sort of independent producer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531724)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: orange learning disabled library

"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531758)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: gold motley institution milk

I know a guy in the valley who is...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534312)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: gold motley institution milk

of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production / distribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534311)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: Amethyst stirring wrinkle death wish

Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536133)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: coiffed low-t laser beams athletic conference

Quit my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531371)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: Light Flatulent Parlor

In this environment probably throw it into high yield savings and wait for an opportunity to throw into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531584)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: Vigorous outnumbered ape

poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531688)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Histrionic Orchestra Pit

Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachian trail, travelshrew in Kyrgyzstan. Not all three obviously but I’d choose a reasonable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531701)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: orange learning disabled library

Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a bit (visit some friends and some international travel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531709)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling address

Move into a nicer place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531718)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Henna at-the-ready theater turdskin

buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexciting investment plan (ETFs?) to handle property tax for as long as the rest will bear. i don't know what i'd actually do with my life if i quit working, so not much would change. i could spend it on small quality of life improvements, but i don't really care once stable housing is thoroughly SECURED for years and i have peace of mind from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531771)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: cracking greedy giraffe center

nothing

thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving much of anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531781)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: electric pink senate

Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and stop working. Or some variation that involves not working. I’m not even necessarily set on keeping the house at that point. latam or southern europe would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47533929)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Light Flatulent Parlor

That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $1m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534803)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: Marvelous underhanded hissy fit fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535196)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: electric pink senate

Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is why you will never escape and never find peace or the ability to chillax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535561)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Amethyst stirring wrinkle death wish

U have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534855)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: white racy heaven stock car

Ohhhhhh

I'd buy a small home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535202)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:55 AM
Author: Irradiated crackhouse philosopher-king

Two girls at one time.

I might also pay off my remaining student loans and buy a summer home in the mountains. But definitely two girls at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535981)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 5:00 AM
Author: High-end lay

Laurence, you're a fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536035)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 4:13 AM
Author: glittery green nursing home old irish cottage

Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming most of it). Other half into the same mutual funds as the rest of my savings.

$1M isn’t enough to make any real changes. $10M is, though - I’d quit immediately if I got $10M after tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535991)