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What would you do if you were handed $1million net of taxes today?

$2m? $5m? I am asking for obvious reasons.
pearly infuriating yarmulke menage
  03/27/24
Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just g...
adventurous ratface
  03/27/24
I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more si...
pearly infuriating yarmulke menage
  03/27/24
the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhor...
poppy lascivious lettuce idea he suggested
  03/27/24
man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?
adventurous ratface
  03/27/24
90/10 equities/fixed income Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equiv...
pearly infuriating yarmulke menage
  03/27/24
how much of a cash cushion do you keep?
French Passionate Becky
  03/27/24
Right now about $85k is in mm
pearly infuriating yarmulke menage
  03/27/24
man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have...
adventurous ratface
  03/27/24
No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginnin...
pearly infuriating yarmulke menage
  03/27/24
yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have inc...
adventurous ratface
  03/27/24
Yes, I have a job and I work.
pearly infuriating yarmulke menage
  03/27/24
sooooo goy!
adventurous ratface
  03/27/24
Start a business on the West Coast
talking principal's office patrolman
  03/27/24
park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can bo...
poppy lascivious lettuce idea he suggested
  03/27/24
...
pearly infuriating yarmulke menage
  03/27/24
Not a single thing would change for me personally in the sho...
Outnumbered Multi-colored Depressive Doctorate
  03/27/24
Put it into short-term treasuries
histrionic resort
  03/27/24
Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jaco...
Khaki vibrant pisswyrm
  03/27/24
Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend i...
pearly infuriating yarmulke menage
  03/27/24
so alive, so purposeful.
Khaki vibrant pisswyrm
  03/27/24
alive poaster
mint nursing home
  03/27/24
His wife is infertile
Big Lilac Market Party Of The First Part
  03/27/24
are you some sort of independent producer?
provocative geriatric stage
  03/27/24
"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*
Smoky vivacious chad
  03/27/24
I know a guy in the valley who is...
Khaki vibrant pisswyrm
  03/28/24
of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production ...
Khaki vibrant pisswyrm
  03/28/24
Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage
Big Lilac Market Party Of The First Part
  03/29/24
Quit my job
fluffy regret cruise ship
  03/27/24
In this environment probably throw it into high yield saving...
talented demanding house faggotry
  03/27/24
poast
amethyst hell trust fund
  03/27/24
Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachia...
Maize Digit Ratio
  03/27/24
Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a...
Smoky vivacious chad
  03/27/24
Move into a nicer place.
motley tripping hunting ground spot
  03/27/24
buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexcitin...
Odious milky parlour
  03/27/24
nothing thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving muc...
Fuchsia toilet seat tanning salon
  03/27/24
Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and ...
fighting lay
  03/27/24
That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $...
talented demanding house faggotry
  03/28/24
...
pearly infuriating yarmulke menage
  03/28/24
Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is ...
fighting lay
  03/28/24
U have kids?
Big Lilac Market Party Of The First Part
  03/28/24
Ohhhhhh I'd buy a small home
talking principal's office patrolman
  03/28/24
Two girls at one time. I might also pay off my remaining ...
arousing rehab national security agency
  03/29/24
Laurence, you're a fucking genius
hot step-uncle's house nibblets
  03/29/24
Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming ...
impressive adulterous piazza karate
  03/29/24


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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:49 AM
Author: pearly infuriating yarmulke menage

$2m?

$5m?

I am asking for obvious reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531146)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:50 AM
Author: adventurous ratface

Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just getting 400k more wld be enough for me... Life is worthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531150)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: pearly infuriating yarmulke menage

I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more since I last checked. It’s not even real anymore. Still have $440k in debts to pay off and then I owe my kids a living so I will work / save for 35 more years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531163)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:59 AM
Author: poppy lascivious lettuce idea he suggested

the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhorrent, there is an appeal to the no-kidmos being done with life earning by 42

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531168)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:05 AM
Author: adventurous ratface

man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531306)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: pearly infuriating yarmulke menage

90/10 equities/fixed income

Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equivalent/VXUS

Outside of these accounts I have a little home equity and a little bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531328)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: French Passionate Becky

how much of a cash cushion do you keep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531330)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: pearly infuriating yarmulke menage

Right now about $85k is in mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531339)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: adventurous ratface

man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have income so thats prob 50% of ur gains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531379)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: pearly infuriating yarmulke menage

No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginning of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531385)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: adventurous ratface

yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have income and that makes a big diff, if u had no income like me u wld be taking 200k+ a year out of ur NW

im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531387)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: pearly infuriating yarmulke menage

Yes, I have a job and I work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531388)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: adventurous ratface

sooooo goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531422)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:56 AM
Author: talking principal's office patrolman

Start a business on the West Coast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531159)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: poppy lascivious lettuce idea he suggested

park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can borrow against it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531162)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: pearly infuriating yarmulke menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531264)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Outnumbered Multi-colored Depressive Doctorate

Not a single thing would change for me personally in the short run, but in the long long run it would provide some additional cushion and investment returns and resources for my children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531340)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: histrionic resort

Put it into short-term treasuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531341)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Khaki vibrant pisswyrm

Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jacobs film shooting this Summer in Germany and sell that fucker at Berlinale '25.

Bankroll my own film slate fund instead of hitting up the p/e crowd im talking to right now.

Pay off my aunt's house.

Fly my extended family out to Europe and get a chateau so all the cousins and all their kids can relax together and make some memories like we used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531367)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: pearly infuriating yarmulke menage

Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend it on. That’s cool man. Does it make you feel alive? Are you filled with purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531370)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Khaki vibrant pisswyrm

so alive, so purposeful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531380)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: mint nursing home

alive poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531579)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Big Lilac Market Party Of The First Part

His wife is infertile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531719)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: provocative geriatric stage

are you some sort of independent producer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531724)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Smoky vivacious chad

"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531758)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: Khaki vibrant pisswyrm

I know a guy in the valley who is...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534312)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: Khaki vibrant pisswyrm

of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production / distribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534311)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: Big Lilac Market Party Of The First Part

Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536133)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: fluffy regret cruise ship

Quit my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531371)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: talented demanding house faggotry

In this environment probably throw it into high yield savings and wait for an opportunity to throw into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531584)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: amethyst hell trust fund

poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531688)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Maize Digit Ratio

Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachian trail, travelshrew in Kyrgyzstan. Not all three obviously but I’d choose a reasonable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531701)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Smoky vivacious chad

Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a bit (visit some friends and some international travel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531709)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: motley tripping hunting ground spot

Move into a nicer place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531718)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Odious milky parlour

buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexciting investment plan (ETFs?) to handle property tax for as long as the rest will bear. i don't know what i'd actually do with my life if i quit working, so not much would change. i could spend it on small quality of life improvements, but i don't really care once stable housing is thoroughly SECURED for years and i have peace of mind from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531771)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia toilet seat tanning salon

nothing

thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving much of anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531781)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: fighting lay

Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and stop working. Or some variation that involves not working. I’m not even necessarily set on keeping the house at that point. latam or southern europe would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47533929)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: talented demanding house faggotry

That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $1m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534803)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: pearly infuriating yarmulke menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535196)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: fighting lay

Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is why you will never escape and never find peace or the ability to chillax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535561)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Big Lilac Market Party Of The First Part

U have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534855)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: talking principal's office patrolman

Ohhhhhh

I'd buy a small home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535202)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:55 AM
Author: arousing rehab national security agency

Two girls at one time.

I might also pay off my remaining student loans and buy a summer home in the mountains. But definitely two girls at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535981)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 5:00 AM
Author: hot step-uncle's house nibblets

Laurence, you're a fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536035)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 4:13 AM
Author: impressive adulterous piazza karate

Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming most of it). Other half into the same mutual funds as the rest of my savings.

$1M isn’t enough to make any real changes. $10M is, though - I’d quit immediately if I got $10M after tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535991)