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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Puce awkward gaming laptop
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Impressive Mad Cow Disease
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Submissive idiot
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Magenta Rehab Messiness
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Puce awkward gaming laptop
  03/28/24
call room service
Lime balding trump supporter
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Puce awkward gaming laptop
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Poppy Comical Ratface Factory Reset Button
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Magenta Rehab Messiness
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Puce awkward gaming laptop
  03/28/24
...
Lime balding trump supporter
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Lime balding trump supporter
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Puce awkward gaming laptop
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
burgundy appetizing lodge fortuitous meteor
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Puce awkward gaming laptop
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
burgundy appetizing lodge fortuitous meteor
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Puce awkward gaming laptop
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Sienna greedy mood
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Fishy Weed Whacker
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Sienna greedy mood
  03/28/24
Lol
topaz beta tank
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
narrow-minded underhanded halford
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Lime balding trump supporter
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Puce awkward gaming laptop
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
cocky swashbuckling locus pocket flask
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
Black stage haunted graveyard
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Crimson bearded nursing home immigrant
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Costumed ladyboy
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
citrine shrine
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Puce awkward gaming laptop
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
contagious theater stage nowag
  03/29/24
...
Know-it-all University Travel Guidebook
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Brass razzmatazz corner dog poop
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Odious Abusive Gay Wizard
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
canary mediation
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Puce awkward gaming laptop
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
canary mediation
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Puce awkward gaming laptop
  03/29/24
true
bistre meetinghouse
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Puce awkward gaming laptop

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Impressive Mad Cow Disease

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Submissive idiot

describe how this could possibly work

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Magenta Rehab Messiness

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Puce awkward gaming laptop

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Lime balding trump supporter

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Puce awkward gaming laptop

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Poppy Comical Ratface Factory Reset Button

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Magenta Rehab Messiness

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Puce awkward gaming laptop

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Lime balding trump supporter



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Lime balding trump supporter

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Puce awkward gaming laptop

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: burgundy appetizing lodge fortuitous meteor

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Puce awkward gaming laptop

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: burgundy appetizing lodge fortuitous meteor

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Puce awkward gaming laptop

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Sienna greedy mood

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Fishy Weed Whacker

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Sienna greedy mood

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: topaz beta tank

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: narrow-minded underhanded halford

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Lime balding trump supporter

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Puce awkward gaming laptop

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: cocky swashbuckling locus pocket flask

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Black stage haunted graveyard

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Crimson bearded nursing home immigrant

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Costumed ladyboy

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: citrine shrine

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Puce awkward gaming laptop

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: contagious theater stage nowag

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Know-it-all University Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Brass razzmatazz corner dog poop

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Odious Abusive Gay Wizard

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: canary mediation

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Puce awkward gaming laptop

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: canary mediation

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Puce awkward gaming laptop

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: bistre meetinghouse

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)