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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Aromatic roommate
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
rusted dashing electric furnace
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
red apoplectic house newt
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Godawful gaming laptop
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Aromatic roommate
  03/28/24
call room service
lavender weed whacker party of the first part
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Aromatic roommate
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
180 seedy gaping candlestick maker
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Godawful gaming laptop
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Aromatic roommate
  03/28/24
...
lavender weed whacker party of the first part
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
lavender weed whacker party of the first part
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Aromatic roommate
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Aphrodisiac opaque psychic national
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Aromatic roommate
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Aphrodisiac opaque psychic national
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Aromatic roommate
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Boyish marketing idea
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Beady-eyed Institution Personal Credit Line
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Boyish marketing idea
  03/28/24
Lol
copper histrionic plaza
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Curious Patrolman Stead
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
lavender weed whacker party of the first part
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Aromatic roommate
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Blue depressive
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
Underhanded Hissy Fit
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Exciting laser beams school cafeteria
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Embarrassed To The Bone Prole
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Greedy blathering hall
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Aromatic roommate
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Mind-boggling violent clown
  03/29/24
...
Jet Forum
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
white mood karate
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Mauve therapy messiness
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
rough-skinned sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Aromatic roommate
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
rough-skinned sweet tailpipe indian lodge
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Aromatic roommate
  03/29/24
true
olive spectacular sanctuary
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Aromatic roommate

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: rusted dashing electric furnace

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: red apoplectic house newt

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Godawful gaming laptop

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Aromatic roommate

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: lavender weed whacker party of the first part

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Aromatic roommate

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: 180 seedy gaping candlestick maker

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Godawful gaming laptop

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Aromatic roommate

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: lavender weed whacker party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534089)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: lavender weed whacker party of the first part

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Aromatic roommate

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac opaque psychic national

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Aromatic roommate

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac opaque psychic national

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Aromatic roommate

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Boyish marketing idea

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Institution Personal Credit Line

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Boyish marketing idea

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: copper histrionic plaza

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Curious Patrolman Stead

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: lavender weed whacker party of the first part

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Aromatic roommate

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Blue depressive

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Underhanded Hissy Fit

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Exciting laser beams school cafeteria

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Prole

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Greedy blathering hall

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Aromatic roommate

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling violent clown

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Jet Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: white mood karate

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Mauve therapy messiness

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: rough-skinned sweet tailpipe indian lodge

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Aromatic roommate

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: rough-skinned sweet tailpipe indian lodge

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Aromatic roommate

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: olive spectacular sanctuary

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)