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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Thirsty Irate Knife
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
frisky concupiscible hominid
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Sepia histrionic state giraffe
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
pungent hairy legs
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Thirsty Irate Knife
  03/28/24
call room service
Honey-headed institution
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Thirsty Irate Knife
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Mustard philosopher-king trump supporter
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
pungent hairy legs
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Thirsty Irate Knife
  03/28/24
...
Honey-headed institution
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Honey-headed institution
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Thirsty Irate Knife
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
disgusting bbw
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Thirsty Irate Knife
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
disgusting bbw
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Thirsty Irate Knife
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Cerise swashbuckling jap faggot firefighter
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
topaz cuckoldry theater
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Cerise swashbuckling jap faggot firefighter
  03/28/24
Lol
Sable internal respiration friendly grandma
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
brilliant laughsome library
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Honey-headed institution
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Thirsty Irate Knife
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
irradiated church twinkling uncleanness
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
sadistic property nibblets
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Milky ticket booth son of senegal
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Misunderstood garrison
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
white center
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Thirsty Irate Knife
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Aromatic halford church building
  03/29/24
...
unholy racy gas station
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Razzle orchestra pit
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
silver mind-boggling messiness
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Tan Quadroon Ladyboy
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Thirsty Irate Knife
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Tan Quadroon Ladyboy
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Thirsty Irate Knife
  03/29/24
true
charismatic point
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Thirsty Irate Knife

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: frisky concupiscible hominid

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Sepia histrionic state giraffe

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: pungent hairy legs

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Thirsty Irate Knife

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Honey-headed institution

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Thirsty Irate Knife

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Mustard philosopher-king trump supporter

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: pungent hairy legs

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Thirsty Irate Knife

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Honey-headed institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534089)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Honey-headed institution

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Thirsty Irate Knife

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: disgusting bbw

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Thirsty Irate Knife

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: disgusting bbw

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Thirsty Irate Knife

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Cerise swashbuckling jap faggot firefighter

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: topaz cuckoldry theater

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Cerise swashbuckling jap faggot firefighter

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Sable internal respiration friendly grandma

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome library

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed institution

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Thirsty Irate Knife

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: irradiated church twinkling uncleanness

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: sadistic property nibblets

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Milky ticket booth son of senegal

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Misunderstood garrison

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: white center

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Thirsty Irate Knife

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Aromatic halford church building

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: unholy racy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Razzle orchestra pit

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: silver mind-boggling messiness

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Tan Quadroon Ladyboy

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Thirsty Irate Knife

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Tan Quadroon Ladyboy

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Thirsty Irate Knife

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: charismatic point

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)