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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Gay outnumbered newt institution
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Marvelous Dingle Berry Dragon
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Passionate crystalline property mexican
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
wonderful stead
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Gay outnumbered newt institution
  03/28/24
call room service
cerebral poppy national laser beams
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Gay outnumbered newt institution
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Sienna duck-like psychic
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
wonderful stead
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Gay outnumbered newt institution
  03/28/24
...
cerebral poppy national laser beams
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
cerebral poppy national laser beams
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Gay outnumbered newt institution
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
ruby goal in life
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Gay outnumbered newt institution
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
ruby goal in life
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Gay outnumbered newt institution
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Swashbuckling Friendly Grandma
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
nubile indian lodge
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Swashbuckling Friendly Grandma
  03/28/24
Lol
Slap-happy base
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
dashing digit ratio elastic band
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
cerebral poppy national laser beams
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Gay outnumbered newt institution
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Unholy blue boiling water
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
claret misunderstood cruise ship
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Aromatic Copper Space
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
henna fear-inspiring location
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
bateful pisswyrm
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Gay outnumbered newt institution
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Sapphire talking shitlib electric furnace
  03/29/24
...
hairraiser keepsake machete
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
High-end Spot Potus
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Slippery dilemma circlehead
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Vivacious pocket flask
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Gay outnumbered newt institution
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Vivacious pocket flask
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Gay outnumbered newt institution
  03/29/24
true
Laughsome blood rage school cafeteria
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Gay outnumbered newt institution

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Marvelous Dingle Berry Dragon

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Passionate crystalline property mexican

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: wonderful stead

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Gay outnumbered newt institution

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: cerebral poppy national laser beams

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Gay outnumbered newt institution

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Sienna duck-like psychic

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: wonderful stead

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Gay outnumbered newt institution

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: cerebral poppy national laser beams



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: cerebral poppy national laser beams

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Gay outnumbered newt institution

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: ruby goal in life

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Gay outnumbered newt institution

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: ruby goal in life

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Gay outnumbered newt institution

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Friendly Grandma

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: nubile indian lodge

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Friendly Grandma

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Slap-happy base

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: dashing digit ratio elastic band

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: cerebral poppy national laser beams

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Gay outnumbered newt institution

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Unholy blue boiling water

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: claret misunderstood cruise ship

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Aromatic Copper Space

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: henna fear-inspiring location

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: bateful pisswyrm

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Gay outnumbered newt institution

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Sapphire talking shitlib electric furnace

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: hairraiser keepsake machete



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: High-end Spot Potus

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Slippery dilemma circlehead

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Vivacious pocket flask

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Gay outnumbered newt institution

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Vivacious pocket flask

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Gay outnumbered newt institution

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Laughsome blood rage school cafeteria

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)