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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Turquoise box office
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
adulterous big field internal respiration
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Mischievous Out-of-control Pozpig
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Shimmering mother dragon
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Turquoise box office
  03/28/24
call room service
fishy cheese-eating senate tank
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Turquoise box office
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Clear abusive mad-dog skullcap
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Shimmering mother dragon
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Turquoise box office
  03/28/24
...
fishy cheese-eating senate tank
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
fishy cheese-eating senate tank
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Turquoise box office
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Metal Legend Bawdyhouse
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Turquoise box office
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Metal Legend Bawdyhouse
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Turquoise box office
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
walnut nibblets newt
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Emerald Glittery Garrison Round Eye
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
walnut nibblets newt
  03/28/24
Lol
wonderful range lettuce
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Excitant Blue Abode
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
fishy cheese-eating senate tank
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Turquoise box office
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Multi-colored gold gay wizard degenerate
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
violent sweet tailpipe
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Green bespoke house
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Mustard public bath
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
diverse talking marketing idea
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Turquoise box office
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
marvelous bat-shit-crazy location athletic conference
  03/29/24
...
Alcoholic vibrant voyeur
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Duck-like avocado crotch doctorate
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
disrespectful factory reset button cumskin
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
mentally impaired honey-headed idea he suggested
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Turquoise box office
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
mentally impaired honey-headed idea he suggested
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Turquoise box office
  03/29/24
true
razzle-dazzle jet lay
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Turquoise box office

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: adulterous big field internal respiration

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Mischievous Out-of-control Pozpig

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Shimmering mother dragon

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Turquoise box office

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: fishy cheese-eating senate tank

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Turquoise box office

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Clear abusive mad-dog skullcap

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Shimmering mother dragon

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Turquoise box office

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: fishy cheese-eating senate tank



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: fishy cheese-eating senate tank

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Turquoise box office

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Metal Legend Bawdyhouse

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Turquoise box office

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Metal Legend Bawdyhouse

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Turquoise box office

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: walnut nibblets newt

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Emerald Glittery Garrison Round Eye

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: walnut nibblets newt

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: wonderful range lettuce

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Excitant Blue Abode

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating senate tank

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Turquoise box office

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored gold gay wizard degenerate

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: violent sweet tailpipe

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Green bespoke house

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Mustard public bath

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: diverse talking marketing idea

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Turquoise box office

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: marvelous bat-shit-crazy location athletic conference

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Alcoholic vibrant voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Duck-like avocado crotch doctorate

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: disrespectful factory reset button cumskin

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: mentally impaired honey-headed idea he suggested

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Turquoise box office

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: mentally impaired honey-headed idea he suggested

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Turquoise box office

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jet lay

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)