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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Big pungent mexican
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Razzle Institution Elastic Band
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
hyperventilating trailer park fat ankles
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Shimmering contagious brunch milk
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Big pungent mexican
  03/28/24
call room service
Fantasy-prone Offensive Base Place Of Business
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Big pungent mexican
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
umber mood field
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Shimmering contagious brunch milk
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Big pungent mexican
  03/28/24
...
Fantasy-prone Offensive Base Place Of Business
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Fantasy-prone Offensive Base Place Of Business
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Big pungent mexican
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
French appetizing area
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Big pungent mexican
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
French appetizing area
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Big pungent mexican
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
bronze tripping circlehead famous landscape painting
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Primrose Magical Cuck Stage
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
bronze tripping circlehead famous landscape painting
  03/28/24
Lol
Domesticated swashbuckling haunted graveyard
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Scarlet School Cafeteria
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Fantasy-prone Offensive Base Place Of Business
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Big pungent mexican
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Maize big-titted knife
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
awkward wagecucks
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Cerebral burgundy stage police squad
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
sick lime office
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Excitant Water Buffalo Church
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Big pungent mexican
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
jet really tough guy
  03/29/24
...
180 ultramarine stead messiness
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Mewling den
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
nighttime double fault
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
beady-eyed dead corner masturbator
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Big pungent mexican
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
beady-eyed dead corner masturbator
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Big pungent mexican
  03/29/24
true
alcoholic headpube
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Big pungent mexican

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Razzle Institution Elastic Band

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: hyperventilating trailer park fat ankles

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Shimmering contagious brunch milk

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Big pungent mexican

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Offensive Base Place Of Business

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Big pungent mexican

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: umber mood field

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Shimmering contagious brunch milk

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Big pungent mexican

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Offensive Base Place Of Business



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Offensive Base Place Of Business

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Big pungent mexican

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: French appetizing area

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Big pungent mexican

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: French appetizing area

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Big pungent mexican

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: bronze tripping circlehead famous landscape painting

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Primrose Magical Cuck Stage

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: bronze tripping circlehead famous landscape painting

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Domesticated swashbuckling haunted graveyard

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Scarlet School Cafeteria

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Offensive Base Place Of Business

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Big pungent mexican

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Maize big-titted knife

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: awkward wagecucks

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Cerebral burgundy stage police squad

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: sick lime office

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Excitant Water Buffalo Church

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Big pungent mexican

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: jet really tough guy

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: 180 ultramarine stead messiness



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Mewling den

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: nighttime double fault

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed dead corner masturbator

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Big pungent mexican

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed dead corner masturbator

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Big pungent mexican

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: alcoholic headpube

true

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