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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Cerebral Partner
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Twinkling Beady-eyed Son Of Senegal Stage
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Splenetic talented senate associate
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
rusted feces trailer park
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Cerebral Partner
  03/28/24
call room service
burgundy submissive dingle berry
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Cerebral Partner
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
brilliant frozen bawdyhouse
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
rusted feces trailer park
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Cerebral Partner
  03/28/24
...
burgundy submissive dingle berry
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
burgundy submissive dingle berry
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Cerebral Partner
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
wonderful prole marketing idea
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Cerebral Partner
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
wonderful prole marketing idea
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Cerebral Partner
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
charismatic snowy public bath selfie
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Free-loading Circlehead Business Firm
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
charismatic snowy public bath selfie
  03/28/24
Lol
blue sweet tailpipe
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
canary exhilarant locus
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
burgundy submissive dingle berry
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Cerebral Partner
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Saffron Kink-friendly Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
ivory frisky ticket booth
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Ebony sick becky dilemma
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
racy buff garrison
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
swashbuckling pale whorehouse milk
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Cerebral Partner
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Nighttime very tactful police squad personal credit line
  03/29/24
...
Concupiscible national elastic band
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Twisted Rehab
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Emerald persian ape
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
diverse pervert chapel
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Cerebral Partner
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
diverse pervert chapel
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Cerebral Partner
  03/29/24
true
Mauve alcoholic school
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Cerebral Partner

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Twinkling Beady-eyed Son Of Senegal Stage

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Splenetic talented senate associate

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: rusted feces trailer park

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Cerebral Partner

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: burgundy submissive dingle berry

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Cerebral Partner

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: brilliant frozen bawdyhouse

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: rusted feces trailer park

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Cerebral Partner

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: burgundy submissive dingle berry



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: burgundy submissive dingle berry

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Cerebral Partner

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: wonderful prole marketing idea

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Cerebral Partner

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: wonderful prole marketing idea

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Cerebral Partner

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: charismatic snowy public bath selfie

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Free-loading Circlehead Business Firm

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: charismatic snowy public bath selfie

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: blue sweet tailpipe

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: canary exhilarant locus

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: burgundy submissive dingle berry

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Cerebral Partner

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Saffron Kink-friendly Scourge Upon The Earth

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: ivory frisky ticket booth

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Ebony sick becky dilemma

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: racy buff garrison

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling pale whorehouse milk

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Cerebral Partner

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Nighttime very tactful police squad personal credit line

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible national elastic band



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Twisted Rehab

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Emerald persian ape

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: diverse pervert chapel

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Cerebral Partner

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: diverse pervert chapel

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Cerebral Partner

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Mauve alcoholic school

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)