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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Haunting Principal's Office
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
big shrine
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Dark Motley Goyim
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground
  03/28/24
call room service
Bright laughsome box office jap
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
fuchsia faggot firefighter
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Dark Motley Goyim
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground
  03/28/24
...
Bright laughsome box office jap
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Bright laughsome box office jap
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Brindle parlor
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Brindle parlor
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
appetizing bipolar chapel
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
fear-inspiring windowlicker menage
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
appetizing bipolar chapel
  03/28/24
Lol
godawful concupiscible site mood
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
pontificating blathering stage
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Bright laughsome box office jap
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Zombie-like son of senegal
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
hilarious dashing newt
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Adventurous Fiercely-loyal Property
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Chocolate Comical Business Firm Yarmulke
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Supple Bawdyhouse Halford
  03/29/24
Marriage material
chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
geriatric flickering really tough guy
  03/29/24
...
Mildly autistic rigpig sound barrier
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Bossy know-it-all legend
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
cracking bat-shit-crazy school cafeteria azn
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
nubile fragrant location
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
nubile fragrant location
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground
  03/29/24
true
Curious violent puppy
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Haunting Principal's Office

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: big shrine

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Dark Motley Goyim

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Bright laughsome box office jap

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: fuchsia faggot firefighter

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Dark Motley Goyim

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Bright laughsome box office jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534089)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Bright laughsome box office jap

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Brindle parlor

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Brindle parlor

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: appetizing bipolar chapel

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring windowlicker menage

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: appetizing bipolar chapel

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: godawful concupiscible site mood

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: pontificating blathering stage

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Bright laughsome box office jap

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like son of senegal

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: hilarious dashing newt

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Adventurous Fiercely-loyal Property

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Chocolate Comical Business Firm Yarmulke

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Supple Bawdyhouse Halford

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: geriatric flickering really tough guy

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Mildly autistic rigpig sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Bossy know-it-all legend

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: cracking bat-shit-crazy school cafeteria azn

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: nubile fragrant location

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: nubile fragrant location

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hunting ground

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Curious violent puppy

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)